Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sasuke and Pals (Mini story) ❯ Sasuke's Day 19 ( Chapter 19 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

A Little Intro

Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.

His Best friend is Naruto Uzamaki, number one awesome ninja

His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said

Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever

Orochimaru pedophile who wants Sasuke's Body

Kabuto brains of the Oro operation

Tsunade drunk leader of Konoha, yet can magically become sober

Shizune the rock on Tsunade's shoulders

Kiba resident smex god and PETA Ninja

Kyuubi the voice inside Naruto's head

Hinata the shy, somewhat unneeded girl who stalks Naruto…and is his only fangirl

Random old guy the new Taco Vendor

Random news guy the news reported for Fake Ninja news

And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol

These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha

Thoughts

*Actions*

(Author Talking)

Singing

Kyuubi Talking

------ Someone being cut off

Sasuke's Day 19

Neji: ok so we're all done with the screaming

Kiba/Kankuro: *tied up with tape over their mouth* OxO

Sakura: we're in search of my kidnapped lover ^-^

Neji: who…. ?-?

Sakura: my lover o_o

Neji: I thought potential ra---

Kiba/Kakashi: *shake their heads*

Neji: I mean who's your lover

Sakura: O_O its Sasuke

Neji:…. Oh…..yeah him

Sakura: WTH does that “Oh” mean O_O#

Neji: nothing…I mean it's just….I thought Sasuke hated you

Sakura:….heh…..hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehe ^o^

Neji: o_O

Kakashi: dead man walking….

Sakura: *twitches while laughing psychotically*

Neji: o_0

Sakura: *walks towards him* Sasuke-kun LOVES me right….I mean why would he HATE ME O_O#

Neji: *backing away* ummm I'm gonna go…over there

Sakura: *in a corner* Sasuke-kun loves me 0-0 *giggles crazily* oh yes he does

Kakashi:… umm so lets get sailing ^^#

Switching Over to Sailor Kitsune

Naruto: now once I find my Fox Time Staff we can leave ^-^

Hinata: x-x *still out cold*

Kyuubi: ….why…..why me *sniffles*

Naruto: Tch jealous *looks around* now where's my staff…

Kyuubi: j-justwhy a girls outfit…why

Naruto: duh I look smexy as a girl ^_^

Kyuubi:…… I hate you….so much right now

Hinata: *starting to wake up* w-w-what happened

Naruto: oh you fainted *looks behind the TV* nope not there

Hinata: N-Naruto-kun's dressed in girl clothes…. *faints* X_X

Naruto: oh come on, not again with the fainting o-o#

Kyuubi: don't blame her….you're dressed up as a girl for popcorn's sake

Naruto: and….

Kyuubi: retardation goes a long way….

Naruto: …what does that mean ?_? aww who cares, gotta have my pops

Kyuubi: what ?-?

Naruto: leggo my eggo ^-^ *looks around*

Kyuubi: *bangs his head on the bars* why

With Team Sake

Tsunade: man this computer fixing is a lot of work *sitting in a chair, eating pie*

Everyone: ….O_O#

Tsunade: what….it is….

Temari: we're the ones doing all the work

Tsunade: hey I'm the Hokage; I've got other things to do o-o

Shizune: you don't even do that work o-o

Tsunade: hm good point….I'm still Hokage

Everyone: O_O#

Tsunade: what…

Temari: you're next to get tied up o-o

Garra: damn it untie me now

Shizune: not after you destroyed the computer

Garra: it was EVIL O_O my god I said sorry

Shizune: it was a PINK BUTTERFLY

Garra: ….*mumbles*

Morgan: then why am I tied up o-o

Temari: cause your annoying

With the Gilligan Team

Sakura: so Neji why are you on the Sea

Neji: I lost my cousin Hinata. She vanished….some time that I heard Naruto vanished

Kakashi: hmmm she was probably stalking him

Neji: more than likely she was *sigh*

Choji: hey Neji where's all the food *comes out from below the deck*

Neji:… I hid it

Choji: where cause I went through my junk stash

Neji: Choji the food is for the journey

Ino: *comes down from the crows nest* damn it Choji stop trying to eat all the food

Sakura: grr *glares* Ino-pig

Ino: bill-board brow *glares* WTH are you doing here

Sakura: to go rescue my true love

Ino: heh bet he ran away from your bill board brow

Sakura: *glares*

Ino: *glares back*

Kakashi: *sighs* this will be a long….long journey

Back to Sake Team

Temari: OMFG this is impossible grrrr

Shikamaru: *sighed* this is troublesome…all of you are disturbing my nap

Temari: eh Shikamaru how long have you been here

Shikamaru: I was sleeping in the closet…

Shizune: so you've been here the entire time

Shikamaru: yea….

Tsunade: why the hell didn't you come help us

Shikamaru: it was too troublesome

Everyone: …O_O#

Shikamaru: well it was

With Sasuke, Orochimaru and Kabuto

Kabuto: sir how long should we let him stay in front of the TV….watching Spongebob ?_?

Sasuke: how the hell should I know…..

Orochimaru: I love Spongebob and his square pants ^-^

Sasuke/Kabuto: o-o# idiot

Kabuto: sir we need to start training Sasuke

Orochimaru: later, Patrick just started copying Spongebob ^-^

Kabuto: ….*sighed* sir we can record this….and you've seen this episode….20 times o-o

Sasuke: OMG Patrick ends up with a trophy *destroys the TV*….

Kabuto: …O_O

Orochimaru: o-o w-w-why v-v *runs off crying*

Sasuke:…WTH

Kabuto: why do you know that O_O

Sasuke:…s-shut up *walks off* stupid dobe

With Naruto

Naruto: *sneezes* did someone just talk about me….^_^ bet it was Sakura-Chan

Kyuubi: hah not if you were the last guy on earth

Naruto:…shut up, she loves me….I just know it ^-^

With Sakura

Sakura: *shivers*

Ino: what's wrong?

Sakura: I feel as though an idiot thinks I love them…bleh

Thus ends Day 19

TLP: WOOT back in and done with 19 :P

Naruto: why do I have to wear girl clothes?

Sasuke/Itachi/Orochimaru: cause you look hot

TLP/Naruto:…..creepy moment

Sasuke: *grabs Naruto and runs off* mine

Itachi: get back here we need Kyuubi *chases him*

Orochimaru: Sasuke my love *follows*

TLP: ummm well Please Read and Review…for the sake of the tree's *holds up a box of tree's*

Naruto: damn it help me O_O

TLP: …..nah I think I won't *eats popcorn*