Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ We're Back! ❯ Please Teach Us, Daddy! ( Chapter 14 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Hello, how are y'all today? Thanks for all of the reviews and the hand crap advice. Anyway, let's go! Oh yeah, and one more thing:

“Talking”

“Thinking/flashback/dreaming”

`Secret twin language'

Now enjoy!

Disclaimer I don't own Naruto or any other anime I use in this fic.

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Two years later...

“Itachi, what are you...” The man was silenced by a sword though the heart. “Ahhh!” He screamed as the crimson liquid oozed out of his body. The Uchihas watched the horrific screen.

“What in the hell?” one man said. “Itachi has gone mad!” an old woman yelled. “Run!”

They desperately tried to run away. Suddenly, a shower of kunai and shuriken rained down on the terrified people.

“AHH!” Screams echoed though the night.

“I knew it!” Yashiro raged. “I knew that you'd betray us!” He narrowed his eyes. Inabi and Tekka surround Itachi. “Damn brat!” Inabi exclaimed. “We will not let you kill us!” “Let's get him!” Tekka shouted. The three men launched at Itachi. He stared at them with emotionless eyes. The Sharingan master quickly jumped out of the way. They stopped. “What, hey where did he g…” Itachi appeared behind them. He swung his sword. “AHHHHHH!” The men screamed as their blood covered the streets.

“It's time,” the clan killer thought. “It's time to pay a visit to mother and father.”

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“Fugaku!” Mikoto yelled. “He's coming!”

“I know. Run Mikoto. Get out of here!” She shook her head. “No, Fugaku.” Tears steamed down her onyx eyes. “I will stay by your side…even in death.” He grabbed her wrist. Then, Fugaku stared into her eyes. “Mikoto, I told you to…”

Suddenly, the door slid open. Their eyes meet crimson.

“Itachi!” They exclaimed.

He looked at his parents indifferently. His sword dripped with blood of his on kin. Itachi stepped in to the house.

“ITACHI!” Mikoto screamed. “My son, why are you doing this?”

She received no reply. He walked closer to them. Mikoto clenched desperately to her husband.

“Itachi!” The older Uchiha yelled. “Stop this now!”

When he was two feet away from the couple, he stopped. His hand started to rise.

“ITACHI… NO!!!!”

“ONII-SAN, WHY?”

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Funaho shot straight up. Sweat ran down her face.

“Little sister!” Sanosuke yelled. Funaho looked at him.

“Are you all right?” His was filled with concern. She nodded. Sanosuke placed a hand on her cheek. Then, he rubbed it.

“You had that dream again, did not you?” She looked into his yellow-green eyes.

“Hai,” the little girl replied.

“My poor little sissy. Don't worry, one day I will make the bad dream go way, okay?” Sanosuke said. He kissed her on the side of her lips.

“SANOSUKE… FUNAHO, BREAKFAST!” their mother yelled.

“We're coming, Okaa-san!” The little Uchiha yelled back. “Come on little sister, it's time to eat.” The twins made their way out of the bed. They put their clothes and walked towards the door. Sanosuke started to slide it open.

“Big brother,” Funaho said.

“Yes, little sister?”

“Thank you.” Sanosuke smiled. “No problem.”

They exited the room.

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“Good morning Mom.” Sanosuke said. “Good morning sweet hearts!” The cherry-blossom smiled. “Breakfast will be done in a few minutes.” She said as she warmed the milk. During the past two years, Sasuke and Sakura were blessed with two sons. Sakura put her finger in the milk. Then, she put her finger in her mouth.

“I think it's done!” She chirped.

“Goo goo gooo!” The one and two year old cheered.

“Where's Dad?” Sanosuke asked. Sakura sighed. “He's coming…I think, you know how your father is about getting out of bed on time.”

“No, how I'm I dearest!” Sasuke cocked an eyebrow.

Sakura sweat dropped. “Oh honey, I did not see you back there. Hahahahha!” She tired to change the mood.

“Daddy!” Sanosuke yelled. He glanced at his son. “Are you going to teach us that technique today?!”

“I don't have time today.” He said flatly.

Sanosuke pouted. “You always say that!”

“I don't have time today I have to train!” He tried to justify himself.

“Whatever!” The three year old gave a huff.

“I would train with you two, but I'm busy with the babies. Sakura said sadly.

“It's ok Mom, we know that you care!” Sanosuke glared at his father. He glared back.

Sakura sighed. “Breakfast is ready!” She yelled. Then, she passed out the plates.

“Itadakimasu!” They exclaimed.

The family ate in silence.

“So, Sanosuke?” Sakura said trying to start a conversation. “Yes Okaa-san?” “What technique did you want your daddy to teach you?” “The fire ball thingy.” He replied. “Oh I see.”

“You're too young.” Sasuke butted in. “No we are not!” Sanosuke yelled.

“I was eight when my father taught me the fire ball technique.” He stated. “It took me weeks to get it just right.”

“So, me and Funaho are not slow like you!” Sasuke gave his son a death glare.

“Heheheh!” Sakura giggled. Sasuke looked at his wife. She cleared her throat. “I mean you should not talk to your daddy that way Sanosuke.”

Sanosuke took a bite of rice. “Whatever lets go sis.” They bowed and went back into their rooms.

“That boy!” Sasuke raged.

“Sasuke-kun!”

“What?!”

“You should really send more time with them.” She nagged.

“That's your job!” He got up and walked away.

“Sasuke-kun!” He stopped.

“Yes, it is my job to spend time with the kids, but it's your job to be a father. Do you know what being a father means Sasuke-kun?! It means that you spend time with your kids, show them love, protect them, and be there for them. Please Sasuke-kun; you could at least let them watch you train!”

“I will see you this afternoon.” Sasuke waked out of the house.

“GRRRR!” Sakura growled.

“Gooo gooo goo boo boo.” Daisuke Said. (Translation: Don't worry mom, daddy is just begin a pooie head.”)

Sakura smiled. “I don't know what you just said, Daisuke, but for some reason I feel better.” He smiled and chapped his little hands.

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“Hey sis,” Sanosuke whispered as he peeped out the window. He watched his father go deeper into the woods.

“Yes, Big brother?”

“Let's go spy on dad!” Funaho nodded.

The Uchiha twins jumped out of the window.

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The twins tip-toed though the deep brush, making sure that they did not make any noise. Finally, they came up on a clearing.

“There he is.” Sanosuke said in a quite tone. They hide behind a small bush. “What is he doing?” The older twin said. He's just standing there!”

Sasuke stood in font of a big boulder. He stared at it, for a while. The Sharingan user performed hand signs. A glowing blue light appeared.

“Wow!” Sanosuke face lit up with excitement.

“CHIDORI!” He exclaimed and he put his fist in the boulder. It scattered into pieces. Rock fragments littered the ground.

“That was awesome, was not it sis?” The little Uchiha yelled. Funaho did not anything. She just stared at Sasuke.

Sasuke turned around and narrowed his eyes.

“Who's there?”

“Oh poise! I think he heard me!” Sasuke began to move towards the bush. “What are we going to do? If he sees us, we're dead!”

He stopped. “Come on out, Kakashi!”

“Kakashi!” Sanosuke mentally screamed.

“POOF!”

The copy-nin appeared in a cloud of smoke.

“Haaha!” He chuckled. “You got me Sasuke.”

“What do you want?”

“The Hokage wants to see you and Sakura.” Kakashi said.

“A mission?” Sasuke asked.

“Probably.”

The Uchiha nodded. “Alright we will be there in a few minutes.”

“Ok and Sasuke.”

“Yes.”

Kakashi looked at the bush. “You can bring the kids if you want to.” He smiled under his mask. Sasuke glared at the bush.

Sanosuke started sweating. “He can see us!”

“I don't think that it will be necessary.” Kakashi shrugged. “Bye.” And with another poof he was gone.

“You two… out… now!” He ordered.

“Oh Pikachu!” The boy mumbled. The twins crawled out of the bushes.

Sanosuke smiled. “Yes, my dear father that I love ever so much.” Sasuke looked at them. Then, he sighed.

“Go home and tell your mother what Kakashi said.”

“Yes father that I love so much!” He chirped. The little Uchihas bowed and walked towards the house.

` Heheheh!' Sanosuke laughed. `That `father that I love so much' stuff works every time.'

“What did you say?” Sasuke yelled.

“Oh nothing dad! Hahah just secret twin talk that's all!” He gave a fake smile.

“Leave!”

“Yes, sir!” They ran all the way home.

At the Hokage tower…

“Hello everyone, it's nice to see all of you again.” Tsunade smiled. “Thank you Hokage-sama,” they all said as they bowed.

“Hey, old lady, what's up?” Naota yelled. A vein popped out of her head. Shizune sweat dropped. “Hahaha, why don't the kids go in the other room,” the medic-nin said. “I will watch them.”

“I think that's a good idea,” Tenten said. “Come on kids.” They followed her out of the room.

Tsunade smiled. “Now… I have something very important to tell all of you.”

“What is it Tsunade-sama?” Sakura asked.

“A revolt has taken place in stone.”

“No way!” Ino said.

“Yes way, they have taken the Hokage hostage and decleared war on all five ninja nataions!”

“And you want us to go to stone and free the Hokage, right?” Shikamaru said.

“Yes.” She sighed. “I know this is asking a lot out of all of you, but if we don't do something…”

“There will be a second great war.” Neji finished.

The blonde nodded.

“But Tsunade-sama!” Hinata yelled. “We all have small children; we can't just leave them here by themselves!” Naruto placed a hand on her shoulder.

“Hey!” Tenten yelled. They can stay with Hanabi!”

Neji narrowed his eyes. The thought of all of those “brats” in his house did not sit well with him.

“That's a great idea Tenten!” Ino yelled. “I think so too!” Sakura added. They all looked at Neji.

But Neji knew when you have more than one woman saying yes to something, that there's no point in fighting back. He gave a deep sigh.

“All right,” he said regrettably. “They can stay at my house.”

“YAYAY!” the women cheered.

“You are a good man Neji.” Tsunade smiled.

“Grrr!” He gave a low growl.

“All right then, then it is settled. The kids will stay with Hanabi you. You will leave at eight o'clock.” Tsunade said. “You guys should go home and start packing!”

“Hai Hokage-sama!”

In the Other Room…

“Did you hear that?” Naota yelled. “We are going to get to stay together!”

Hideki blushed. “I get to stay with Funaho-chan!”

Sanosuke rolled his eyes. “Great, I have to stay with dobe!”

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“You two, hurry and pack!” Sakura said. “We have to wake up early in the morning!”

“Mom,” Sanosuke said, “How long do with have to stay with Hanabi onee-chan?”

“I don't know sweet heart, hopefully not too long.”

“ Oh Pika!” He mentally screamed.

“Go on to your rooms!” Sasuke said. “We don't have time to waste.”

`Old goat,' Sanosuke pouted.

“Hn!” Sasuke said.

“I said ummmm?” He tried to come up with something. “Since you are gone, and you don't know when you will come back, why don't you teach us the fire ball thingy? You know in case you die or something.”

“Sanosuke!” His mother yelled.

“What!”

“Hahahhaha!” Suddenly laughter broke out.

“Sa...Sasuke-kun!?”

Sanosuke blinked his eyes. “Dad is…laughing?”

“Are you all right Sasuke-kun?”?

“Haha… yes I'm fine.” He quickly returned to his stoic state.

“You two think you can do that fire ball technique, huh?”

They nodded.

“Ok meet me at the lake at 5:30…am.”

“5:30!” The little Uchiha exclaimed. Sasuke smirked. “If you two don't think that...”

“We can do it!” Sanosuke yelled. “Come on sis, let's pack and go to bed.” The little Uchiha took off running.

“Sasuke-kun?”

“Hn?”

Sakura hugged her husband.

“Thank you.”

“Hn.” Sakura smiled. “We should get to bed too.” She winked at him.

“Hn…Hn!” Sasuke exclaimed.

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Will Sanosuke and Funaho be able to learn the fire ball technique? Find out next time!

P.S. What does uke mean?”