Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ When life gives you Emails ❯ Sasuke ( Chapter 2 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

When life gives you Emails.
 
Three days...
 
It's been three fucking days since he last heard from FoxyS30.
 
Not that Sasuke cares.
 
Nope.
 
Not one bit.
 
I mean, you could hardly say he was disappointed or felt stood up.
 
That's just not like him.
 
God what an idiot,
 
No, not himself.
 
He's referring to...
 
THAT DAMN FOX!!!!
 
Okay, deep breaths. Regains composure...
 
There.
 
Okay.
 
Sasuke wasn't getting into this.
 
And he won't feel bad when he takes it out on the Hyuuga whatcha's face tomorrow.
 
Really, Who has pale eyes?
 
The freak.
 
Fuck, he really, meaning me, Sasuke, needs to stop talking in third person.
 
It's quiet now,
 
Nothing but the sound of biting nails...
 
Hn.
 
No, he's not biting his nails!!
 
As an Uchiha, he is perfect.
 
He does not bite his nails...
 
Heh...
 
He glances at his carpet.
 
Better vacuum to get rid of the evidence.
 
Sasuke spun around in his chair and grabbed his bag. Good thing he does his homework early to bullshit around like this.
 
Hey! He got a review!
 
From: Naruke!
 
Cum, Cum Paradise rules. Screw all who think less.
 
That's a pretty cool review.
 
Slipping his headphones on, he turns the volume all the way up.
 
Sum 41 rules.
 
The Uchiha says so,
 
That's why he searched his bag, you dork.
 
No vibrator there.
 
He's twisted ain't he?
 
And gay,
 
Maybe.
 
Sasuke raises an eyebrow when the tell-tale, `You've Got Mail' dings.
 
It's FoxyS30.
 
Sasuke's frown darkens.
 
He should just delete it.
 
He opens it.
 
He wasn't expecting this…
 
This Foxy character is quite nosy
 
And loud.
 
Who sends e-cards anymore?
 
Greeting ones at best...
 
Sighing, he replies.
 
Maybe he won't be kept waiting so long this time.
 
Really though, he doesn't even know why he bothers.
 
At least the idiot apologized,
 
Better vacuum now and sleep.
 
The Uchiha needs his rest after all.
 
12:45
 
Sleep.
 
Maybe he won't be so lonely now...
 
 
 
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Like it? Hate it? GAH! I got too excited to wait to type out the second chapter!! I hope you guys like it! ^^ Omg...I can't believe the many hits I got in one hour!! I seriously hope you guys like it and GAH! I love u animehead and Danii The Muse. You both rock my world!! Does anyone notice how the writing is a bit strange? I'm going with the flow of how anyone would write while chatting with there guys and gals! Hehehe! I love you all, seriously! Ttul later!! Next up? ITS NARUTO! And thank you to the one person who reviewed me one mediaminer! You rock!
 
P.S. Next chappie? The secrets out! The chapter where everyone finds out what Foxy sent Sasuke!! WEEE!