Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction ❯ Dazed and Glazed ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Disclaimer: I do not own NGE, Drake and Gwen are my creation and I'm just having fun with NGE no money is being made so you can't sue me for anything, this story has some drug use and sex in it so be at lest 18+ to read this fic or go read something else.
 
Dazed and Glazed.
Part 1
 
 
****** Nerv Testing Chamber-1 ******
 
" Shinji your sync rate has dropped by five points. " Ritsuko said into the microphone as she watched Shinji looked back at her and she could see that Shinji was more depressed then usual.
" Well Shinji it looks like your become more useless by the minute! " Asuka said into the com channel for she was still pissed off that Shinji had burnt her eggs this morning, As usual Shinji didn't reply as she sat in the mock up of his entry plug and did his best to sync with the mock entery plug and when no answer was forth coming Asuka let out a curse, " Asuka shut up! " Misato said for she was starting to get annoyed with Asuka's piss poor attitude and the two woman watched as Asuka shut her mouth and began to glare at them, " Rei you sync ratio is holding steady. " Ritsuko said to Rei who just nodded her head and the bottle blond when to check in Gwen's sync rate and saw that her sync rate was down by a point, " Gwen are you ok? " she asked and Gwen told her that she had trouble sleeping last night and that she did not get to sleep until really early in the morning, " Ok Gwen. " she said to Gwen and she took a closer look at the girl and she could just make out the bags under her eyes and saw the kind of spaced out look on her face.
 
" Gwen if your having trouble sleeping try a warm glass of milk before you go to bed. " Ritsuko said with a motherly smile then she went to check on Drake's sync ratio out and saw that he was holding steady at a 61.09% sync ratio which was usual for him, " Looking good Drake. " Ritsuko said into the microphone and watched as Drake flash her a smile and gave her the thumbs up, " Natch, after all this eva stuff is nothing to really worry about once you get the hang of it. " Drake said a cheerful tone in his voice with was a welcomed sound for both she and Misato had seen the changes that Drake was going though ever since he came to Japan and saw that he was changing from a sullen and slightly rude boy to a boy that was more outgoing and a lot more cheerful as he adjusted to living the life of an eva pilot.
 
" Ok that's enough for today, hit the showers you did well today. " Ritsuko said to the children as she and Misato watched as the children climbed out of there mock entery plugs and make there way to the showers as Misato and Ritsuko talked for a few minutes, " Misato what has Shinji be like the last few days? " Ritsuko asked and saw the troubled look on Misato's face and she felt a slight pang of worry, " He's depressed I have tried to help him thought it but nothing I do seems to help, all he does is sit around the house watching tv most of the time and I'm sure that his grades are starting to slip. " Misato said and he made it clear to Ritsuko by the deeply troubled tone in her voice that she was doing the best she could but she was at the end of her rope.
" I see thanks Misato I'll talk to you later. " Ritsuko said and made her way to her office for her meeting with Shinji.
 
****** The Shower/Locker Rooms ******
 
Shinji was washing the LCL out of his hair when Drake called over to him from the shower stall next to him, " Hey Shinji I have noticed that you have been really mopey the last few days, anything on your mind? "
Shinji looked over towards Drake's shower stall and saw that he was facing him and leaning on the chest high wall of his shower stall, " Nahh, nothing is bothering me. " Shinji said to Drake and wondered way Drake was talking an interest in him all of the sudden, it's not that Shinji did not like Drake, in fact Shinji thought of Drake as an older bother even though they where the same age due to Drake's street smarts and his some what jaded view of the world but he was still not use to Drake for some odd reason even thought it had been only a month since Drake and Gwen moved in with him, Asuka and Rei in there new house.
" Come on bro don't hand me that. " Drake said to Shinji and watched as a slight troubled look appeared in his eyes and Shinji knew that Drake was just trying to be a friend to him but he did not feel like talking at that moment, " Look Drake I just have a lot on my mind right now and just need some time to sort it out ok?" Shinji said and Drake gave him a smile, " Hey I understand that but I just want you to know that some times talking about shit makes it easer to deal with, I learned that ever since I ended up in Japan, Misato is one hell of lady so maybe you might want to talk to her about your troubles and if you don't want to talk to her I'll listen to you and maybe give you some advice if you want it. " Drake said as he finished getting dressed into his street clothes.
 
Shinji looked at Drake for a moment and for some strange reason he felt comforted by his words but he knew that he had to deal with his problems on his own and quickly got dressed as Drake left the locker room and once he was dressed he made his way to the motor pool where Misato and the other where waiting for him.
 
****** Gendo's Office ******
 
" Commander I have to tell you that Shinji's sync ratio is down by five point making that a total lose of fifteen percent over the last month. " Ritsuko said as she stood before Gendo who was watching her with his hands folded over his lower face and she knew that he was giving her the once over.
" I see do you have any idea why the Third Child's sync rate is down? " Gendo asked as he felt the need for a quick fix but knew that he could get that in due time for he had more important things to do then indulge his base needs as Ritsuko was reporting to him about the third child.
Ritsuko bit her lower lip for a moment then spoke, " Shinji is suffering from an acute depression brought on by the stress of being an eva pilot and his home life has improved but he does not see it that way for there is something that is depressing him at home or there's some issue that he his dealing with or trying to deal with. "
Gendo thought about what he knew of Shinji's home life thanks to the weekly reports from Misato as well as his other sources of information regarding the children.
" How long before the Third Child becomes unless? " Gendo said with a mild annoyance, Ritsuko looked at Gendo and she knew that the time had come to take a stand with the commander over the matter of Shinji's well being, " Commander I think the time has come to start Shinji on a medical treatment for his depression and I would like to start him on a Tetrahydrocannabinol therapy. " Ritsuko said with a matter of fact tone of voice and smiled to herself as she watched the commander's neatly folded hands drop a fraction of an inch in surprise.
 
" What do you mean by that? " Gendo asked in mild surprise for he thought Ritsuko was a better doctor then that for he was certain that she knew of a few far better choices for treatment of the third child's depression then that of marijuana.
" Shinji's personalty and this type of depression make him and ideal candidate for THC therapy. " Ritsuko said before she launched into a two hour speech about why THC therapy would be ideal for Shinji using the most modern and up to date psychological studies on the beneficial effects of THC on depression for the type of depression that Shinji was suffering from then launch into another two hour speech about the negative impact that other forms of antidepressants would have on Shinji and his ability to pilot Unit-01.
 
In the end Gendo could stand it no more and knew that he needed his fix right then and there, " Very well you maybe began the treatment, dismissed. " Gendo said with a slight snap in his voice and watched as Ritsuko left his office and once the door was shut Gendo opened the top right hand drawer of his desk and pulled out a large bag of cocaine and opened it and took out a small solid gold spoon and dipped it into the cocaine and then brought the spoon filled with the coke to his right nostril and inhaled deeply then loaded up the spoon once more and brought it up to his left nostril and snorted up the coke.
 
" AAAAHHHHHH! " Gendo sighed as the coke worked it's black magic on him then Gendo began to smile as the rush washed over him and after a few minutes Gendo leaned back in his chair and enjoyed the glow of energy that the cocaine sent though out his body, Gendo then sat up and put away the bag of coke and the small gold spoon into the drawer of his desk and shut it then with an evil smile on his face Gendo began to read over the lists of his enemies and began to plan their deaths.
 
****** The Next Day ******
 
Ritsuko was sitting in her office sipping from her mug of coffee and then took a drag from her smoke when the door to her office opened, " Shinji your right on time, come in and make yourself comfortable. " Ritsuko said as she watched Shinji take a seat.
" Shinji I have noticed that your sync rate has dropped dramatically in the last month or so and I can see that you are depressed so that is why I have asked you to come and see me." Ritsuko said with a warm smile that did little to put Shinji at ease.
" Shinji I have noticed that you have become quite depressed in the last month or so and I want to help you. " Ritsuko said as she gave Shinji a good look at her cleavage just to tease him because he was just so adorable when he was embarrassed.
Shinji looked at Ritsuko and he felt his nose start to twitch a little as he got a lovely view of Ritsuko's tits that her dress shirt did little to hide them and he knew from that twitch in his nose it was going to bleed at any moment, " Ummm well it the same old shit at home. " Shinji said as he continued to eye Ritsuko's tits as a drop of blood fell from his right nostril and landed on his lap but thankful his dress pants where black and so the drop of blood was not noticeable unless one took the time to search for it.
 
" Shinji the only way this is going to stop is if you stand up for yourself, your sync rate is dropping dangerously low. " Ritsuko said with a smile and watched as Shinji managed to tear his eyes away from her cleavage and she could see a perverted look in his eyes and she smiled all the more for not only did Shinji look adorable when he was embarrassed but he all made for a cute pervert with his lusty eyes and rare smile and watched as Shinji look became a look of guilt and shame and Ritsuko let out a sigh for she knew that part of Shinji's depression was do to the extreme guilt he had become of his sexual desires and knew that the sooner he began to relax he could actually work up the nerve to ask Asuka to be his girlfriend because it was so plain to see that he was in love with Asuka yet he was to scarred to act on his feelings for her and that was just so sad to Ritsuko because she knew that Shinji deserved to have better life then the one he was leading at the moment and that's when Ritsuko decided to get down to the matter at hand and sat back in her chair.
 
" In the mean time I have something here that will help you with your depression and it will help to not only bring up the sync ratio but it make syncing with Unit-01 easer. " Ritsuko said and watched as Shinji gave her a puzzled look as she turned and opened a drawer in her desk and pulled out a fair sized pill bottle and opened it and turned to face Shinji as she pulled out what looked to be a rolled up cigarette and held it out to Shinji, " I want you to smoke this when ever you are feeling depressed. " she said and handed the joint over to Shinji who took it and looked at it cluelessly and watched as he sniffed it once and had the most strangest of looks on his face.
" But Ritsuko smoking is bad for you everyone knows that! " Shinji said as he gave Ritsuko a wary look..
" That not tobacco, tobacco is what's bad for you. " Ritsuko said and watched as Shinji rolled the joint around in his fingers as he looked at it with a curious look, * That's it Shinji take the bait and things will be better for you. * Ritsuko thought as she pulled out her lighter and held it in front of Shinji with a smile on her face that hopeful conveyed the message * Trust me this will not hurt you. * and watched as Shinji looked up at her with a questioning look, " If it's not tobacco then what is it? " Shinji asked as he put the joint in his mouth and gave Ritsuko an unsure look.
" It's called marijuana, it's scientific name is Cannabis sativa, it is also know more commonly as pot, smoke, weed and a host of other names. " Ritsuko said as she flicked her lighter to life.
" But isn't that an illegal drug? " Shinji asked with a mild shock and took the joint out of his mouth and gave Ritsuko a look that just screamed * ARE YOU CRAZY! * and Ritsuko smiled a little more at him.
 
" Yes Shinji it is but with recent studies it has been show to help with depression, namely the type of depression that you have and since I am a doctor I can prescribe marijuana for medical use as a treatment for your depression. " Ritsuko said and watched as Shinji looked at the joint then to her and then back to the joint.
" Ok then I'll try this and see what happens. " Shinji said and Ritsuko was just busting at the seems with happiness
" Ok Shinji when you inhale, inhale at little bit at a time but inhale deeply. " Ritsuko said and watched as Shinji put the joint to his mouth then lit it off of her lighter and held with pointer finger and thumb and took a few shallow drags and he had the strangest look on his face as he held the smoke in his lungs for a few minutes then exhaled the smoke from his lungs and began to cough a bit.
" Whoo that's harsh! " Shinji said with a gasping voice and Ritsuko waited for Shinji to get himself together, " It'll be rough at first but you'll get use to it soon. " Ritsuko said and motioned for Shinji to take another toke, Shinji put the joint to his lips and began to slowly inhale once more and held the smoke in his lungs for as long as he could then violently exhaled the smoke as he began to shake with body rattling coughs.
 
" Shinji take it easy, hold the smoke in for a little bit at a time and then once you get use to smoking you can hold the smoke in longer and she handed Shinji her cup of hot coffee and watched as Shinji managed to stop coughing long enough to take a drink of the coffee as the joint continued to burn.
" Ok Ritsuko. " Shinji said as he took another hit off the joint and then let the smoke out and this time his coughing was minor compared to the body shakers he had just endured as Ritsuko continued to watch as Shinji smoked the joint.
 
Five minutes later Shinji held the joint out to Ritsuko, " No more I can't take any more! " Shinji rasped and Ritsuko took the inch long joint that had been four inches long before Shinji started toking and with a shrug of her shoulders Ritsuko indulged herself and began to take a few tokes for herself and watched as Shinji began to relax in his seat and knew that it was only a matter of time before the pot would hit Shinji like a freight train of death and she smiled once more as she continued to toke.
 
Shinji was relaxing when suddenly he felt as if someone had painlessly ripped his skeleton out of his body as he began to smile as time seemed to slow down and Shinji watched as Ritsuko slowly brought the joint to her lips and slowly inhaled at the speed of a snail and he giggled slightly and then began to giggle a little more as he continued to watch Ritsuko.
" Shinji how are you feeling? " Ritsuko asked with a sly grin on her face and smiled even more as her question was answered with a giggle * Looks like Shinji's in a better mood I'd say * Ritsuko thought to herself as she butted out the joint in her ashtray and began to watched Shinji with a mild interest as he began to look around her office with a wasted look on his face.
" Oh ya hey sorry about that but I'm feeling pretty good. " Shinji said with a smile and watched as Ritsuko leaned forwards and was flashing her cleavage at him once more and he felt himself become aroused at the sight of her cleavage and this time his nose did not drip blood and watched as Ritsuko just sat there and smiled at him as she began to feel the effects of the weed.
 
" Shinji if you think your enjoying yourself now just wait a few minutes. " Ritsuko said with a slinky, purring voice and all Shinji could do was lear at her openly and then saw Ritsuko shucked off her lab coat and leaned forward once more as Shinji's leer grew but leaps and bounds, Ritsuko gave Shinji a saucy wink and undid her dress jacket and drop it to the floor leaving her clad in a thin white blouse and her black skirt.
Shinji could feel his hard on pressing against his pants as he watched Ritsuko unbutton her blouse to reveal her D cup breasts clad in a black lacy satin bra to served to stroke the fires in Shinji's loins.
" Now sit back and enjoy yourself. " Ritsuko wispiered into his right ear and then licked the outside of his right ear and Shinji shivered in delight at the touch of her tongue and watched as she leaned back out and with a loving smile on her face Ritsuko reached back and deftly flicked the bra catch and wormed her way out of her bra showing the totally stoned Shinji her tits.
Shinji's eyes widened at the sight of Ritsuko's lovely jugs and he noticed that her nipples where standing out from her tits and he could not but help to reach up and put his right on her left breast and he looked from his hand up to Ritsuko's face and he smiled at the aroused look in her eyes.
* HOLY SHIT!, This is way to unreal! * Shinji thought to himself and he gave Ritsuko a feral smile as he combination of the pot and his deep need to get some loving in anyway he could made him bold and he flicked Ritsuko's nipple with his pointer finger and watched as Ritsuko closed her eyes and let out a small moan as he continued to flick her nipple with his fingers.
 
* FUCK THIS SHIT * Shinji thought to himself and brought his mouth to the nipple he was flick then quick sucked the nipple into his mouth as he grabbed onto Ritsuko's left tit with his right hand and began to kneed it.
" AHH Shinji that's nice, keep it up. " Ritsuko gasped as Shinji began to work on her breast with forceful squeezes and power sucking and Shinji's eyes went wide as he had a flash back to when he was just a baby as he was breast feeding on his mother who was looking down at him with such a look of love that Shinji drug fueled mind came to a stop as the image was forever burned into his contuse mind and he felt himself becoming even harder then he was at the moment and he began to devour Ritsuko's breast with an unholy hunger.
Ritsuko noticed the change in the way Shinji was working her breast and she looked down and saw the look of pure unadulterated lust in his eyes and she quickly reached down and undid the zipper of his dress pants and reached into them and began to stroke Shinji rock hard cock and she grinned evilly as she watched Shinji closed his eyes and let out a moan as he basked in the pleasurable feelings that her hand was giving him and she quickly moved down by Shinji's lap as she undid the button to his paints and peeled them back to reveal the tent in his gray boxers and then pulled down the waist band of his boxers and watched as Shinji's hard on sprang to life as if by magic and she saw that Shinji was not all that well hung boy he was twice as big as she thought he would be and looked up into Shinji's face and saw the look of hunger in his eyes as she stroked his cock and she gave him a hungry smile of her own and quickly popped the head of his cock into her mouth as she stroked his shaft.
 
* KAMI-SAMA! * Shinji thought as the sensation of Ritsuko sucking on the head of his hard cock nearly crippled him as he felt as if his sense of touch was increased ten fold as the hot wet sucking sensation sent waves of pleasure coursing thought his body and he leaned back into the chair and closed his eyes as he let out a happy groan and his eyes shot open as he felt Ritsuko swallow him half way down his cock and he looked down at her and watched as she slowly brought her moth up to the tip of his cock that was leaking pre cum and then saw her take him a little deeper into her mouth.
 
" Shinji? "
 
Shinji let out a strangled gasp as he felt the head of his cock hit the back of Ritsuko's throat and he felt his balls slowly tighten up and Shinji began to breath rapidly as he felt Ritsuko wrap her tongue around a fair portion of his cock and began to slither up and down his shaft as she suck as hard as she could on his cock.
 
" Shinji! "
 
" OH LORD! ALL MIGHTY! " Shinji gasped as he felt himself inching closer to orgasm as Ritsuko began to hum as she took the head of Shinji's cock past the back of her throat, * OH GOD THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD * Shinji thought to himself as he felt his balls tighten up even more as Ritsuko continued to deep throat him.
 
" SHINJI! "
 
* HUN? WHO? WHAT? WHERE? AND WHAT THE FUCK! * Shinji thought to himself as he blinked and sat there for a moment and then quickly looked around Ritsuko's office as he became aware that there was something drastically wrong with what was going on for Ritsuko was sitting in her chair smiling at him instead of blowing him and that she was fully clothed and then he realized that he was sitting in his chair with his leg spread wide open and that he was pitching a tent in his pants that Ritsuko could see as plain as day.
" OOOOOOHHHHHH SSSSSHHHHHIIIITTT! " Shinji said in an uptight wispier as his hold body flushed crimson as he looked into her eyes.
 
Ritsuko was smiling knowing that from the way Shinji had been looking at her with a vacant look in his eyes as he had slumped down in the chair as the weed came up and smack Shinji's brain upside the head with a steel baseball bat and she had watched as Shinji zoned out and she had seen the lusty look in his eyes long before she had seen him spring a painful looking hard on in his pants and she knew from the look of utter wanton look of pure lust that Shinji's first trip had been an erotic one and it did not take a rocket scientist to guess who Shinji had been fantasizing about and as much as she wanted to sit there and watch as Shinji continued to slowly melt off the chair but she could tell by the look of utter lust and ruin in Shinji's eyes that things where going to get a little messy and she decided to spare Shinji that indignity and began to call out to him and could not but help to find the look of utter confusion that replaced the look of pleasure on Shinji's face to be as funny as all hell but some how she managed to keep herself from laughing out loud but there was no way in hell she could keep from smiling like a loony tune as she rode out the crest of her own buzz.
" I'm flattered Shinji. " Ritsuko said in a gentle voice as she got up from her chair and walked over to Shinji and stood him up.
" If you where a few years older I'd snap you up all for myself. " Ritsuko said with a loving tone of voice as she lightly kissed Shinji's lips shocking Shinji witless.
" It's time to go now Shinji. " and Shinji gave her a confused look and watched as she pointed to the clock on the wall of her office and Shinji's eyes bugged out as he saw that it was 6:37pm because he had looked at her clock when he had entered her office and it had read 4:12pm.
" Yes Shinji you have been here for the last two hours or so. " Ritsuko said and giggled slightly as Shinji's face faulted.
 
" So how did you like your first trip? " Ritsuko asked with a devilish look in her eye with a playful look on her face, " Wow that was...that was...that was way to cool. " Shinji said as he finally got his wits about him and he let out a relaxed sigh that told Ritsuko that Shinji was finally relaxed as his mind had taken a brake from all the stress and strain he had been under for the last three months or so.
" Shinji I want you to take this. " Ritsuko said as she handed the large pill bottle that was choked full of four inch joints and watched as he took the bottle and put it in to his front pants pocket and she handed him her cat shaped lighter, " You'll need that, return it to me when you get a lighter of your own and Shinji I want to you smoke a joint when ever you feel depressed or stressed out ok? " she said to Shinji who smiled at her,
" Sure not problem Ritsuko. " Shinji said with a slightly embarrassed look yet she could see the hint of lust in his eyes and she just smiled to herself.
" Shinji I want you to try this new therapy for a few months ok and don't tell Misato for a week or so and at the end of the week I want you to come see me and tell me how you are doing or if you run out of joints come and see me and I'll give you a refill ok? " Ritsuko said with a happy smile on her face as she watched Shinji give her a shit eating smile that told her that Shinji had truly enjoyed her first trip and she knew that he would follow though on the therapy.
" Ok Ritsuko I'll see you later. " Shinji said as he began to walk out of Ritsuko's office and he let out a startled yelp as Ritsuko playful swatted him on the ass and give him a sexy wink and she giggled slightly as Shinji shook his head in amusement and he walked out of her office and he was still feeling pretty mellow and he began to search for the way to the motor pool where the other where waiting for him.
 
" Where the fuck am I? " Shinji said to himself as he came to realize that he was lost for all the corridors looked the same to him as he was riding on the fumes of his buzz when he walked around the corridor of the corridor he was is and jumped back slight as he just about ran into some one.
" Well hello Shinji what are you doing here? " a familiar voice said to him and Shinji looked up at the person who was speaking to him.
" Oh hi Kaji I was umm well looking for my way to the motor pool and you? " Shinji said and watched as the older man smiled at him as he looked him over.
" I see Shinji, tell you what since I've finished up with my work here I'll walk you to the motor pool. " Kaji said with a smile as he watched Shinji give him a toothy smile, " Ok let's go! " Shinji said and the two of them set off to the motor pool.
 
" Kaji looked over at Shinji as they made there way to the motor pool and he could see that Shinji was standing a little taller now that he was not hunched over like he usually was and that he seemed to have a slightly relaxed look in his eyes, " So Shinji what's new with you? " Kaji asked as he pulled out a pack of smokes and fished one out of the pack.
Shinji looked up at Kaji and watched as he closed and put the pack of smokes back into his pant's pocket and then took out a lighter and lit up the smoke as they continued to walk though out Nerv.
" Oh not much just the same old stuff. " Shinji said with a sigh and Kaji looked back at him and saw that Shinji was relaxed but there was stuff that was bothering him and Kaji decided to try and get Shinji to talk about his problems while he was in a relaxed mood, " So Shinji how are you and the other children doing? " he asked as he took a drag from his smoke.
" I'm ok, as for the others there the same as usual, I mean I like Drake even though he's weird, he like a big brother to me some time even though we're the same age. " Shinji said as they came to a branch in the long hallway they where in and Shinji watched as Kaji took the right hand hallway as he kept pace with the older man, " I see what about the others? " Kaji asked and was glad to see that he and Drake where getting along, " Well Gwen has grown up a bit but she's still a pain in the ass, she's always sticking her nose in where it's not wanted, such as the times that me and Asuka fight and she always takes Asuka's side in our fights. " Shinji said and Kaji saw a slightly pissed off look appear on his face.
 
" Shinji are you and Asuka fighting badly? " Kaji asked as he came to a stop and put a hand on Shinji's right shoulder and gave the boy a questioning yet concerned look.
" Asuka is all always picking on me and for what ever reason that comes to her mind and I do my best to be calm with her because I know that she is deep hurt by something in her past, having to do with her mother-" Shinji said with a hurt and concerned look in his eyes as he looked up at Kaji and the spy could see that Shinji was deeply worried about Asuka due to the fact that he had fallen in love with her even if he did not know it "-and I do the best I can to try and help her but she just snaps at me and between her and Misato's constant teasing is it no wonder why I'm depressed and as if that's not enough I have to deal with my asshole of a father who pretty well left me to fend for myself after my mom died in an accident with an eva when I was just a little kid and I-I-I- I JUST GET SO MAD I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL TO DO!" Shinji shouted with a snarl in his voice and the look of a wounded animal in his eyes that showed Kaji the helplessness and confusion in his soul.
" Shinji now that you have had a chance to relax are you willing to listen to some advice? " Kaji asked as he butted out his smoke and threw it into an ashtray in the lounge they where in.
Shinji looked up at Kaji and saw that he had a kind and concerned look in his eyes and he could not help but to feel that he could trust him, " Sure Kaji I really could use some advice because I'm at my wit's end with all the bullshit in my life. " Shinji said as Kaji went up to a drink machine and got himself a soda and was asked if he wanted one, " Sure I'll have a coke if it's there. " Shinji said and watched as Kaji fed his Nerv I.D. slash debt card into the drink machine and press a button.
 
" Well Shinji the first thing you have got to do now that you are relaxed is think of what you want out of life and how to go about getting it. " Kaji said as he handed the coke to Shinji who popped the top and took a long drink from the can, " As for Asuka the best think you can do is take a firm but polite stand with her and tell her and Gwen as well to back off and give you your space and if Asuka gives you trouble over that tell her she is not the center of the universe and to get lost, make sure to do it in front of Misato because I don't what Asuka's temper is like then once your done telling her off walk away from her and ignore what ever she says to you when she's insulting you but be civil with her when she's talking to you like an adult and some respect otherwise just keep away from her. " Kaji said as he took a drink of his soda as he said down on the padded bench that was in the lounge like area and motioned for Shinji to join him, Kaji could see the deeply thoughtful look on Shinji's face and took that as a good sign that he was reaching Shinji as he came out of his shell.
 
" Ok Kaji I think I can do that. " Shinji said and watched as Kaji's smile grew a little more warmer, " Good, just remember don't cold or cruel with Asuka but make it known that you are putting your foot down with the way she's been treating you, as for Misato I know how you can get back at her by playing her own game. " Kaji said with an evil grin that made Shinji giggle with an evil look in his eyes at the thought of getting back at Misato for all her teasing and for the next fifteen minutes Kaji told Shinji a few tales of the wild times that her and Misato had in vivid detail and Shinji ate up every word of what Kaji was telling him with an impish smile on his face with a look in his eyes that seemed to say * This is pure fucking gold! *
" Now Shinji when you start to tease Misato don't say to her " Do you remember when you and Kaji played around with ice and whip cream back in collage." but drop subtle hints that you know something naughty that she likes, such " Ok Misato I'll even bring the whipped cream. " you see? " Kaji said and watched with mirth as Shinji's eyes lit up with unholy glee as he slowly came out of his buzz
" Ok Kaji and thanks a lot for your help. " Shinji said with a smile and a thankful tone on his voice.
 
" Well let's get going. " Kaji said and the to of them left the lounge with smiles on there faces, * It's about time Shinji let go, I hope that this works out for him. * Kaji thought to himself.
 
The End Of Chapter 1