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Universal Deathmatch, Fight #2: Kirby & Fox McCloud vs. Pikachu & Charizard
by Grey Fox
2-09-2002

Author's Note: Well, since so many people seemed to like my first try at a deathmatch, I've decided
to go ahead and write another one! Prepare yourself! The insanity continues! More violence! More
swearing! More mallets! Also, for this fight, I'm assuming Pikachu and Charizard have the relative
heights and weights given in the Pokemon games (Pikachu: 1'5", 20 lbs; Charizard: 5'10", 200 lbs) .
I'm also assuming Kirby's height is around 2'2" and Fox's is 4'6". I know other sources say Kirby's
is something different, but I don't care. My fic, live with it. And yes, SSBM influences ahead.

Disclaimer: The Kirby, StarFox and Pokemon games and all related characters are the property and creation
of the gaming gurus of Nintendo.

Look, I've even come up with a little theme song. Basically I ripped off the MST3K song. Here goes:

In the not too distant future
Sometime next week I think
A fanfic writer called Grey Fox
Was on a writing streak.

"I'll set up whacked-out fights!
The weirdest I can think of!
The audience'll sit and watch them all!
As they laugh their asses off!"

Now keep in mind that only Grey Fox knows
When these fights begin and end.
And he's gonna watch all of 'em
With his deathmatch hosting friends.

Roll Call!

Sailor Mercury! (Shabon Spray Freezing!)
Stone Cold Steve Austin! (What?)
Deathworks! (MERCURY RULZ!)
and the Harry Potter gang! (Why are we here?)

Now if you're wondering how they're all here
And other science facts.
Just remember it's only a deathmatch fic
So shut the hell up and relax!
And watch Universal Deathmatch, Fight 2!

(twaaannnnnggggggg)

Harry Potter and company can be seen walking down a hallway that leads back to the arena where the fights
are held.

Hermione: Well, that rat bastard Ridley won't be bothering anyone again anytime soon.
Ron: Yep. We sure took care of him.
Harry: Actually, Sailor Mercury took care of him and we just got the leftovers.
Ron: -_-;; Details, details....
Harry: Well, that first fight was certainly an interesting one if I do say so myself.
Draco: Yeah, I hate to say it, but coming all the way out here might be worth it.

All of a sudden, Falco Lombardi, Slippy Toad and Peppy Hare come running on by.

Falco: Hurry up guys!
Peppy: Yeah Slippy! The next fight is about to start!
all four Hogwarts students: o_O
Hermione: That looked like a transmutation project gone horribly wrong.
Ron: What next?

Waddle Dee and Waddle Doo run down the hallway, jump over the gang, and proceed hauling ass toward the
arena.

Draco: -_-;; You had to ask.....

The four make it back to their seats, just as the second match-up is about to be announced. Grey Fox is
seen at the commentator's table, again seated at the center, and, true to his word, Stone Cold Steve
Austin is there too, seated to his left.

Grey Fox: Alright everyone, it's time to begin our second deathmatch for this evening! Last time, we had
Sailor Mercury fight Ridley, and as you all know, that had a rather, um, *interesting* end.
Steve Austin: Hell yeah! I loved seeing those little Hogwarts buggers give Ridley an extra ass-woopin'.
Grey Fox: Oh yeah. That was priceless. So, while Deathworks spends some, (snickers) *quality time* with
Ami, I have the Texas Rattlesnake here to take his place as commentator for this match.
Steve Austin: Damn straight! Time to get this show started!
Grey Fox: Yeah, but first...
Steve Austin: (to audience, ignoring Grey Fox) If you all are ready for another deathmatch, gimme a "Hell
Yeah!"
audience: HELL YEAH!
Steve Austin: What?
audience: HELL YEAH!
Grey Fox: -_-;; Alright Austin, that's enough...
Steve Austin: (still ignoring Grey Fox, sticks watch up to ear) Y'know what my watch is sayin'? It's
sayin' it's time to bring out our next contenders and have them start kicking each other's asses!
Grey Fox: That's quite enough Steve...
Steve Austin: What?
Grey Fox: Ohhhhh no, don't start...
Steve Austin: What?
Grey Fox: (coolly, to Hermione) Hermy, the mallet please.
Hermione: (tosses Fox the mallet)
Grey Fox: Thank you.
Steve Austin: What? What're ya gonna do with that...? (gets clobbered by the mallet, courtesy of yours
truly)
Grey Fox: (tosses mallet back to Hermione) Look Austin, you can do that crap on Raw and SmackDown! all
you want, but this is *MY* fanfic, and I'm the boss, got it?
Steve Austin: @_@;; (seeing stars) Uhhh, sure fine whatever.

(somewhere in the world Kurt Angle is reading this fic and is laughing so hard he fails to notice Triple H
sneaking up behind him wielding a big-ass mallet)

Grey Fox: Now then, as I was *TRYING* to say, we have another guest commentator for this fight. Some say
he's a bad guy, others say he's just misunderstood. Whatever the case may be, let's hear it for Kirby's
oldest rival, KING DEDEDE!!!!

Crowd cheers as King DeDeDe strides on out into the arena and takes his place at the commentator's table
to the right of Grey Fox and puts on a headset.

Grey Fox: Welcome King DeDeDe. Good to have you here.
King DeDeDe: I'm sure it is. You needed another guest star after Samus decided to leave.
Grey Fox: -_-
Steve Austin: The hell?! This is DeDeDe?! He's just some overgrown penguin wearing a weird-ass robe!
Grey Fox: Austin, two things. One, my father happens to like penguins and two, this guy carries a big-ass
mallet of his own, so you better watch your mouth.
Steve Austin: (shuts up helluva fast)

(now Triple H is reading this fic and is laughing so hard he fails to notice Booker T sneaking up behind
him wielding a big-ass mallet)

King DeDeDe: Yeah. Look buddy, I'm 100% grade A bad-ass and don't you forget it!!
Grey Fox: Not totally.
King DeDeDe: What're you saying?
Grey Fox: You've played the role of good guy quite a few times. You saved Dream Land from the Nightmare
by keeping the Star Rod from him in Kirby's Adventure, you helped Kirby collect the crystal shards in
Kirby 64, you...
King DeDeDe: Oh, all right, all right! Just shut up and get this match started!
Grey Fox: That I most certainly will do. It's time to bring out our fighters. But things are different
this time. Instead of a one-on-one battle, it's a two-on-two battle. And for our first duo, we have
two interstellar heroes from the Nintendo universe.
Steve Austin: And sorry folks, that hottie Samus Aran ain't one of 'em. A shame, huh?
audience: Awwwwwwww.....
Grey Fox: I'll say. Anyway, the first man in our said duo is none other than that pink powerhouse from
Pop Star, the loveable little puffball, KIRBY!!!! If any of you have played Kirby Super Star, you
know that he's one cute lil' ass-woopin' machine! Or Super Smash Bros for that matter. Hell, some people
were banned from using him because they were so good with Kirby.
King DeDeDe: And take it from someone who's repeatedly got his ass handed to him by that little
pudge-ball: he's a take-no-prisoners fighter.
Grey Fox: Quite true. So, without further ado, come on out Kirby! Your legion of fans await you!

Kirby floats into the arena, and then exhales and lands in the center, waving to an insanely loud
crowd ( think his taunt from SSB ) .

Steve Austin: That puny little thing's supposed to be this mighty hero?!
Grey Fox: Yes Austin, that indeed is Kirby, the hero who sucks. Meaning, he'll suck you in like a black
hole, then either copy your power or spit you out at speeds that'd put Nolan Ryan's fastball to shame.
Steve Austin: What?
Grey Fox: -_-;; (smacks Austin)
Steve Austin: Damnit, I didn't mean *THAT* kind of 'What?'!
King DeDeDe: Austin, just know that this little guy's gonna win tonight, I guarantee it.
Grey Fox: Funny, I figured you'd be dissing Kirby, him being your rival and all.
King DeDeDe: Fox, he's trounced me too many times. How much worse would I look if he lost tonight's
fight?
Grey Fox: (muttering) Why do I get stuck with guests with ego problems? (out loud) Now, time to introduce
Kirby's teammate for this fight. Like Kirby, he's a guy fully entrenched in the business of saving
entire planets and star systems from evil. He's none other than the leader of the crack flight combat
team StarFox, an ace pilot and an experienced fighter. Most of you probably've figured out who I'm
talkin' about, so, without further ado, here's FOX MCCLOUD!!!!

Crowd cheers yet again as Fox McCloud struts on out into the arena, laser pistol already drawn, and
a stern look on his face. He walks on over to Kirby, and they shake hands, right to battle
together.

Draco: (sarcastically) So Hermione, got anything else to tell us about them?
Hermione: No.
Ron: o_O;; Hunh? You seemd to know about everyone last time.
Hermione: What?! Just because I played Super Metroid and Metal Gear Solid it means I'm supposed to know
everything about every game character that comes in here?!
Grey Fox: (to HP gang) Well, it obviously means that you have excellent taste in games.
Hermione: Mind your own business Grey Fox.
Steve Austin: Damnit, what the hell is with Nintendo using cute cuddly midgets as heroes?
King DeDeDe: Austin, ever played StarFox? This guy has all sorts of shit thrown at him from all
directions in his line of work. He may look all cuddly, but Fox is a guy you don't want as an
enemy.
Grey Fox: Thanks DeDeDe. I don't think I can take much more of explaining things to him.
Steve Austin: -_-;; (smacks Grey Fox)
Grey Fox: o_o;; Owww, OK we're even.
King DeDeDe: Give him a break. He's probably gotten a ton of flames from Metroid fanboys saying he
defiled Sam by putting her in the same fic as Harry Potter.
Grey Fox: Actually, no, just one review from Magna Kihunter.
King DeDeDe: Oh.
Steve Austin: Anyway, time to bring out our second team, and *I'll* do the honors this time. I hope
you readers like Pokemon, 'cause that's who these two are. None other than Pikachu and Charizard.
Grey Fox: Yup, Ash's Pikachu and Charizard to be exact.
King DeDeDe: Yes indeed, it's the fan favorites; the speedy little yellow rat that packs a few thousand
kilojoules of electricity, and the big fire-breathing flying dragon with talons that'll slice like
knives. And there teaming up and goin' head to head against Kirby and Fox McCloud. No matter how
much of a bigoted anti-Nintendo PS2/Xbox fanboy you are, you have to admit this will be one HELL of a
fight!
Grey Fox: So let's bring out Kirby and Fox's challengers! Here they are, PIKACHU AND CHARIZARD!!!

All the attendees who don't have self-image problems and like the Pokemon games despite all the hating
that goes on cheer as Pikachu and Charizard make their way into the arena. But there's something odd
about them....

Grey Fox: Uhhh, why are they wearing headsets like ours?
Steve Austin: Oh, that. Well, I figured since they can't speak English, I'd give them something
that'd translate what they say.
Grey Fox: (stares at Austin wide eyed and jaw dropped)
Steve Austin: What?
Grey Fox: DON'T YOU 'WHAT?' ME, YOU IDIOT!!!!
Steve Austin: Hey, I was asking 'What?' as a legimate question. What'd I do wrong?
Grey Fox: This is the Pikachu and Charizard from my "The Road to Redemption" fic!
Steve Austin: Yeah, so?
Grey Fox: Those two have the dirtiest mouths you can imagine.
Steve Austin: Are you serious?
Grey Fox: Lemme put it this way, their speech wouldn't be out of place on Seanbaby's web page.
King DeDeDe: And believe you me, *HIS* language and humor would make Trey Parker and Matt Stone green with
envy. I mean, the guy has a fake picture of Osama bin Laden with Bert from Sesame Street.
Grey Fox: Oh yeah, I saw that too. That was funny.
Steve Austin: Well, I didn't know! I don't read Pokemon fics!
Grey Fox: Yeah, I guess you wouldn't know. Sorry.
Steve Austin: Good. For a minute I thought you'd be stupid enough to whack me with a hammer again.
Grey Fox: I never said I wasn't. (takes King DeDeDe's mallet and....)
*WHAM!*
Steve Austin: @_@;; Owie, hurt...
King DeDeDe: Good one Fox.
Grey Fox: Thank you, I try.
Draco: (laughs)
Harry: I find it hard to believe you find that funny, especially after Hermione clobbered you thrice
last chapter.
Draco: Hey, better him than me.
Hermione: Shut up, or I'll bean you again.
Draco: Oh, just try it you mudblood.
Hermione: Damn straight I will! (whips out the mallet again and....)
*CLANG!*
Harry and Ron: 'Clang!'?
Draco: (taps hard hat he just put on) You didn't think I wasn't going to do something about
that mallet of hers now, did you?
Hermione: Grrr, I'll hurt you later.
Steve Austin: Hey kid, got an extra hard hat?
Draco: Sorry, only found one.
Steve Austin: Damn.
King DeDeDe: Oh, enough slapstick. Let's just get this show on the road!
Grey Fox: I am so with you on that. (turns to his right and points) Hit it!!!!

Somewhere else in the stadium The Fallen One rings a big-ass gong, signalling the start of the match.

Kirby and Fox are at one end of the arena, while Pikachu and Charizard are at the other. Once the gong
is sounded, Pikachu unleashes a large volley of lightning bolts and Charizard spits out his fiery
breath at Kirby and Fox.

Pikachu: [Eat this fuckers!]
King DeDeDe: Whoa you're right they do swear.
Grey Fox: (buries head in hands) Oh man, those two are so gonna push the PG-13 rating of this fic.
(out loud) If there's one advantage the Pokemon clearly have, it's raw power. Kirby and Fox can't
fight from a distance as well as they can.

Kirby and Fox deftly dodge the onslaught of energy, Kirby to the left and Fox to the right. Fox then
readies his laser pistol and fires it relentlessly at the two Pokemon. Pikachu and Charizard are
forced to cease their assault and scatter lest they suffer some nasty burns early in the battle.

King DeDeDe: Looks like Fox's lightning fast reflexes honed by all the dogfights in his Arwing
is really helping him here.
Grey Fox: I'll say they did. He's given Kirby an opportunity to put Pikachu and Charizard on the
defensive.

Once the Pokemon broke off their attacks, Kirby sped towards them with a look on his face that let
you know he was about to kick some ass. First, he sucked up Pikachu and absorbed his electricity
power. Then he used that power to blast the crap out of Charizard, sending him flying halfway
across the arena.

Pikachu: [Whoa, that was....fucking weird.]
Charizard: [Owwww, damnit, you ain't pullin' any more shit like that again.]
Kirby: Watch me Charizard!

Kirby dashes towards Charizard again. Before Charizard can react, Kirby delivers a powerful split
kick to his gut, causing him to get knocked backwards a little, but luckily for him he was heavy
enough to not get knocked away too far again. Meanwhile, Fox was closing in on Pikachu, but before
Fox could do anything, Pikachu jumped up and barrel rolled right into him a la Blanka from
Street Fighter II. Then he did his skull bash maneuver on Fox, making an ugly crunching sound as
it connected and knocking Fox to the ground.

Grey Fox: Wow. An SF2-type move followed up by a lovingly painful skull bash. Kirby may have gotten
the drop on Charlie, but Pikachu has Fox on the ropes for now.
Fox McCloud: (strained voice) Argh, damn you you little rat...
Pikachu: [I've barely begun Fox! Let's see how you take...THIS!!!]

Pikachu jumps up and then does a downward electric drilling headbutt a la SSBM on the downed Fox
McCloud.

Pikachu: [Get up, I'm not done beating the shit outta you yet!]
Fox McCloud: Okay fine.

Fox, with some effort, gets back on his feet and starts shooting at Pikachu with his pistol, but
Pikachu, being the agile little bugger that he is, was easily able to dodge all the shots. Pikachu's
also firing at Fox, but he's able to easily evade the electric bolts as well. Meanwhile, Kirby
continues his attack on Charizard, keeping up an assault of jump kicks. Then Kirby shot off another
lightning bolt, but Charizard was able to evade the blast, and it went past him, heading right for...

Draco: O_O;; OH NO!!!!

Draco pulls out his wand and casts a spell to dissipate the energy, but it got screwed-up since it
was from Kirby's copied Pikachu-power and not Pikachu himself, and instead the bolt is deflected,
going all the way across the arena, hitting Haruka and Michiru ( you didn't think I forgot about them,
did you? ^^ ) .

Hermione, Harry and Ron: o_O
Draco: Oops.

Charizard has had enough of Kirby jump kicking him all over the place, and as Kirby moved in
to piledrive his face into the ground, Charizard speedily lunged at Kirby and delivered a smashing left
square between his eyes, hitting him so hard that he lost the power he copied from Pikachu. Wasting
no time, he followed up with a slashing attack with his right hand, and then spun around, smacking
Kirby with his tail, sending him soaring.

Charizard: [I'm no fucking pushover Kirby. You're gonna have to do better!]
Kirby: (dazed) Oh man, what a maniac....
Grey Fox: Wow, what a turn of events! Fox is back on his feet and having at Pikachu, and Charizard is
pounding the daylights out of Kirby. Both teams look like they're ready to fight for a good long
while!
King DeDeDe: Ummm, what's with Austin? He hasn't said anything since the fight started.
Grey Fox: Hunh? (turns to see Austin with a Game Boy Advance playing Konami Krazy Racers) Damnit!
Gimme that! (grabs Austin's GBA) Wait until the fight is done to play!
King DeDeDe: (looks at GBA screen) Cut him some slack. He was using your namesake.
Grey Fox: -_-;; DeDeDe you're not helping.

By now, Kirby has gotten his bearings and is ready to square off with Charizard again. But
Charizard wasn't about to get close to him again, and used his fire spin, and Kirby,
caught off guard, was trapped as the flames closed in on him, scorching him badly. Once he was
able to break free, Charizard was ready and flying at him, prepared to ram him at full speed.
But Kirby sees him coming, and leaps up and grabs Charizard mid-air, then slams him right into
the ground, cracks visibly forming where he was smashed down.

Steve Austin: O_O;; Oh man, I don't think I've seen anyone slam someone *THAT* hard.
Grey Fox: (sneeringly) And you were reluctant to co-host this fight.
Kirby: How's that, Chuck?
Charizard: [Goddamnit, don't call me Chuck you little shit-for-brains!]

Enraged, Charizard gets up and moves in, delivering a devastating one-two slash attack on Kirby.
Refusing to go down even with the extreme pain, Kirby lands multiple vulcan jabs on Charizard, which
looked like a flurry of Kirby-esque hands smashing at him. While Charizard is dazed, Kirby lands
another devastating kick to Charizard's midsection.

King DeDeDe: Man, I've forgotten how good of a fighter Kirby really is.
Steve Austin: Yeah, he's one mean little bugger. Takes a lickin' an' keeps on tickin'.
Grey Fox: Wonder how Pikachu and Fox are doing.
DeDeDe, SCSA and Fox: (turn their attention to the other two fighters)

It is seen that Fox and Pikachu have started to fight at close range. Fox tries to sweep Pikachu
with his tail, but Pikachu avoids it by jumping up, and then lurches forward, nailing Fox with his
electric drill move. He's stunned for a while, but quickly dodges Pikachu's second electric drill.
Then he hits the yellow mouse with a vicious roundhouse kick, sending him flying several feet away.

Pikachu: [Holy shit that hurt...but I'm not done yet!]
Fox McCloud: Bring it on Mouser!

Enraged after being compared to an obscure Mario character, Pikachu cuts loose again with his
lightning, but Fox had plenty of time to put up his deflector shield, sending the bolt
right back at Pikachu. Pikachu quickly dodged the deflected attack, but it kept going and hit
Kirby, who had been jumping and floating to avoid Charizard's flamethrower attack.

Kirby: Gyaaahhhhh!
Charizard: [Real fucking smooth Fox. You helped nail your own man!]
Fox McCloud: D'oh!!!
King DeDeDe: Yow, Charizard now has the opportunity to really lay the smash down on Kirby.
Steve Austin: You mean "smack" down.
King DeDeDe: Noooo, I mean *SMASH* down, as in Super Smash Bros Melee.
Grey Fox: Stop arguing over word usage and focus on the fight you two.

Kirby still is refusing to give in even after being blasted so many times, and jump kicks Charizard
yet again. Fox does his Fox Illusion, which ended up working like the Picard Maneuver, confusing
Pikachu by making it look like there were two Fox McClouds, and Fox uses this opening to blast Pikachu
with his laser, weakening Pikachu greatly. But still, Pikachu had plenty of fight left in him, and
fired off another lightning bolt, and shot it off so suddenly Fox had no time to prepare, and was
hit dead center.

Pikachu: [Eye for an eye, buddy.]
Fox McCloud: I am so gonna kick your furry little butt.
Pikachu: [My sentiments for you exactly.]
King DeDeDe: Dear Lord, that *HAD* to hurt! For both of them!
Steve Austin: Think they'll be able to fight even after that?
Grey Fox: I dunno. Let's just watch and see.

Fox is refusing to give in, and charges right at Pikachu, smacking him with a tail sweep. Having
been hurt by the laser blasts, he couldn't get away in time to avoid getting hit. Fox charged again,
this time planning to pound Pikachu's face in, but Pikachu shot another bolt of electricity at Fox
before he could even get close enough, and sent him flying out of the arena and he landed in the crowd
with a sickening thud.

Pikachu: [So long sucker!]
Fox McCloud: .........
Grey Fox: Well, I guess the other Fox here besides me is outta the picture.
Harry: I was wondering when you'd make a joke like that.
Grey Fox: Cute Harry. Real cute.
Steve Austin: Now it looks like Kirby'll have to deal with both Pokemon by his lonesome.
King DeDeDe: Believe me, Kirby's more than up to the challenge.
Grey Fox: I'd believe it. He got blasted by both of them and is still fighting as furiously as
ever.

Indeed he is. He's still kicking and punching Charizard despite all the slashings and bashing
he's received courtesy of the hulking dragon-like fire Pokemon. But he's so engrossed in his fight
with Charizard he doesn't notice Pikachu coming up behind him. This allows Pikachu the perfect
opportunity to attack, and he takes full advantage of it. He delivers a body spark/skull bash combo
that hurts and dazes Kirby, and this leaves him open for Charizard, who lands a powerful kick.

Grey Fox: Or maybe not.
King DeDeDe: Damnit Kirby, it you can beat Dark Matter and Meta Knight you can beat those two!

As if he had heard DeDeDe's coaching, Kirby floats up out of the immediate reach of the two Pokemon
and then drop kicks Charizard. Then before Pikachu can react, he gets sucked up again. But this time
instead of copying his power, he spits him out at a super-fast speed.

Steve Austin: Man, that little pink blob fired that rat off like a rocket.
Grey Fox: Ummmm, he fired Pikachu off like a rocket......
King DeDeDe: THIS WAY!!!!

Pikachu crashes into the commentator's booth at breakneck speed, and involuntarily releases his
electricity. Steve Austin, King DeDeDe and Grey Fox go flying off SSBM style. Also, a stray bolt
lances out and hit Harry, Ron and Hermione. Draco is completely unharmed.

DeDeDe, SCSA and Fox: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: Owwww....
Ron: I am in serious pain....
Draco: Wow, for once I didn't get hurt!
Hermione: (wanly) I'd beat you to a bloody pulp if I could move.....

Meanwhile, the battle continues. Kirby's deftly evading Charizard's fireballs, but soon he's
fed up with being on the defensive. He sucks up one of the fireballs Charizard fired at him, and
swallowed it, gaining the ability to ignite his body and zoom forward at a great velocity.

Charizard: [Oh fuck. I forgot about that.]
Kirby: Ready or not, here I come!

Kirby charges up his body and hurls himself at Charizard, striking him in the gut and knocking him
clear across the arena.

Meanwhile, Deathworks has come on out into the arena, walking up to the remains of the commentator's table
and, putting on a headset, takes a seat.

Deathworks: Well, since our designated commentators have been, uh, knocked out, I guess I'll fill
in. And now, Kirby has used his fireball move on Charizard and knocked him back a great distance.
Will he be able to recover from that onslaught?

Yup. Charizard immediately gets up and fire spins Kirby again, and this causes Kirby to lose his
acquired power yet again. And this time, Kirby is unable to immediately recover and pound on
Charizard, the battle having taken a toll on him.

Deathworks: It looks like the fight's been getting to Kirby.

Charizard takes to the air, planning to slam Kirby to the ground. But once again, Kirby leaps up,
grabs Charizard, and slams him down onto the ground. Charizard is able to get up, but Kirby quickly
snags him again, and suplexes him. But still, Charizard is able to get up, and knocks Kirby away
with a tail smack.

Deathworks: Wow! Both Kirby and Charizard are refusing to give up! No telling how this match
will go!
Charizard: [I've beaten the crap out of plenty of opponents who thought they were tough enough to
take me on. You're no different!]
Kirby: Bring it on! I've beaten King DeDeDe, Meta Knight and Dark Matter! I can beat you too!

Both of them are worked up into a frenzy, and ready to beat the living snot out of each other.
But before either of them can react, a flurry of fireballs rains down on them from above, knocking
them both to the ground.

Deathworks: O_O;; What the heck?! Where'd that come from?!
??????: Heh heh, who do you think?
Hermione: What? Him?!
Draco: I thought we took care of him after the last fight!

Ridley swoops on down, and knocks Kirby away with his tail, sending him flying into the wall.
Then he clamps his hands down on Charizard's throat, and hoists him up into the air.

Ridley: Thought you could attack me with impunity, did you? NO ONE humiliates Ridley and gets away
with it!!!!
Charizard: (gasping for breath) Why not.....Samus did......
Ridley: (livid with rage because of that crack) SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Deathworks: Uh-oh, looks like Ridley's mad at Charizard after he helped Mercury beat him in our
last fight.
Ridley: (to DW) Damn straight I am kid! (to Charizard) Now it's time to pay the price for your
folly!

Ridley slams Charizard down onto the ground, and proceeds to pound on him mercilessly with his
powerful fists. But before he can really do any serious damage, Sailor Mercury comes out, still
four times her normal size, and tackles Ridley, getting him off Charizard and pinning him to the
ground.

Deathworks: Woo hoo! Ami's returning Charizard's favor by taking care of Ridley for him! All right!
Go Ami! Pound that dragon's sorry ass!! (whips out the 'MERCURY RULZ' banner again)

Ami punches Ridley relentlessly yet again, and after Ridley's form is totally still, she picks
him up and....

Deathworks: OH GOD!! Looks like Ami's gonna make Ridley a living football!!

Mercury lets go of Ridley, and kicks him like a soccer ball. The force of her kick is so strong
that Ridley is sent soaring right toward the roof of the stadium.

Cut to view outside stadium: Ridley is seen breaking through the roof of the stadium and flying
into the night sky, screaming.

Ridley: DAMN YOU SAILOR MERCURY!!!!! DAMN YOU CHARIZARD!!!!! DAMN YOUUuuuuuuu...........

Cut back to inside arena:
Kirby: That so screams the ending of my first game....
Deathworks: O_O;; Whoa........

Sailor Mercury walks on over to the remains of the commentator's table and sits down by Deathworks.

Sailor Mercury: Think I was a little too rough with him?
Deathworks: Ami, this is Ridley we're talking about.
Sailor Mercury: Oh yeah.
Deathworks: (trying VERY hard to turn his attention away from his giant-sized dream girl) Anyway,
now that Ridley's outta here, the fight can continue. Both Charizard and Kirby have recovered from
Ridley's attack and are ready to fight again!

Kirby: All right! Time to end this! (sucks up Charizard and absorbs his power)
Charizard: [Yah!]
Kirby: All right, time for a taste of your own medicine, Chuck!

Kirby breathes out fire at Charizard, but he is able to block out with his own fire breath; the two
are at a stalemate. But Kirby stops breathing fire and rolls to his right.

Charizard: [Huh?]
Kirby: Eat this!

Before Charizard can react, Kirby slams right into Charizard with all the force he can muster, knocking
him to the ground. Then, he expels his power and sucks Charizard up again, and spits him out
at 75mph. Charizard crashes into one of the walls.

Charizard: (gets up and glares at Kirby) [That's it! You're fucking dead!]
Kirby: Come and get me! Here I am!
Charizard: [You bet I will!] (flies right at Kirby)

Kirby is prepared to meet Charizard's attack. He jumps up and does an uppercut on Charizard as he's
closing in, causing him to fall down onto the ground. He is able to get up, but Kirby jump kicks
him in the gut again. While Charizard is dazed, Kirby does a Stone Cold Stunner on him, knocking him
out completely.

Deathworks: Good thing Austin's unconscious, or he'd be complaining about Kirby using his move.
Sailor Mercury: Awwww, and I wanted Charizard to win, after how he helped me.
Deathworks: Sorry Ami, but Kirby and his partner Fox McCloud are the winners of our second deathmatch.
Kirby: Yes!! Don't EVER mess with the Kirbster!!! (does a little victory dance)
Sailor Mercury: Well, I guess that concludes our second match. Come on DW, we have to do something
about the other three combatants lying around.
Deathworks: Not to mention the commentary. Hell, the author of this fic is knocked out!
Sailor Mercury: I suppose we'll have to host the next fight then.
Deathworks: Yeah, guess so.

Ami, Kirby and DW get up and drag the unconscious bodies of Grey Fox, Stone Cold Steve Austin, King
DeDeDe, Fox McCloud, Pikachu and Charizard out of the arena.

Draco: Well, that match was a fun one. What say we all get up and stretch?
Harry: (glares at Draco) You find us getting electrocuted very funny, don't you?
Draco: ^_^;; Not at all. I'm too overjoyed at how I managed to avoid getting hurt I can't think about
how funny it is. (shadow looms over Draco) Huh? (looks up)

Haruka and Michiru are looking daggers at Draco, hair standing on end and faces and clothes charred.

Draco: Oh fuck......

END CHAPTER 2

Author's Note: Well, it took me five hours in front of a computer to finish up this chapter, but I
got it done. Don't know when I can get the third done though. But stick around as Sailor Mercury
and Deathworks will host Fight 3 while me and Austin recover from our unfortunate accident. And as
always, send in the reviews!!!

So long,
Grey Fox