Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Dear Misty ❯ That girl pushed him, I saw it! ( Chapter 5 )

Dear Misty

Chapter 5

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*Attention: It's next day and I still haven't written you a complete sex scene between Ash And Misty.

Authors: Ha, I may not (laughs to himself neurotically) Just joking. (laughs again) Excellent . . . (twiddles her finger together like Mr. Burns) Anyways, as I was writing, it's been a day since our last scene and Ash & Misty are still fighting . . .

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Misty - I can't believe you Ash.

Ash - Hey, I'm horny sweetheart.

Misty - Don't sweetheart me! You don't tell me that and then call me sweetheart! YOU BASTARD!

Ash - You know I can't be sensitive when I'm this way. Everything I say comes out wrong! Besides, you started this - it's not my fault.

Misty - (wreathes in flames) Fine then! If it's my fault then I guess I'll never invite you into my home again! Goodbye! (pushes him out the door and slams it shut)

Ash - Misty… Misty… I'm not leaving without my favourite lucky hat.

Misty - You want it? Fine then! (so as if she were taking off a wedding band, she grabbed his hat and threw it violently into a mud puddle outside) I didn't want that stupid thing anyway! It's probably lice-ridden.

Ash - Why you little bitch! (with all the force he could ran at the door. Misty, seeing this came and opened the door just as he ran through the apartment and out the window on the other side of the room)

Misty - Oh no! (runs over to the now shattered window and looks down) Ash! Are you okay?

Ash - (groans) . . .Uh . . . good thing you're only on the second floor… (twitches slightly)

Misty - Ash, don't move, I'll be down there right away! (hurries down to Ash, when she gets there a crowd of 8 people start to huddle around Ash)

Pedestrian #1 - Oh my god! Did you guys see that poor man?

Pedestrian #2 - That girl pushed him, I saw it! I'll get you the money you deserve. I'm a lawyer.

Pedestrian #7 - Let him breathe.

Pedestrian #3 - Check his wallet

Pedestrian #6- What, for id?

Pedestrian #3 - Uh, yeah…

Misty - (finally reaches where Ash had fallen) Ash! (notices the pedestrians glaring at her - she recognizes the forth one from when Fernando knocked him out with the condom)

Pedestrian #2 - Stay back, you attempted murderer! I'm a highly respected lawyer. I'm Sam Bernstein.

Ash - Ouch…. No… My balls, I can't feel my balls.

Pedestrian #5 - Um, sorry to tell you this but they're over here. (picks up two round balls) My mistake, there just dumplings. (eats them)

Misty - Oh no! I've neutered you! I knew I should have let you run into the door!

Ash - Well, at least we don't need to buy condoms anymore . . . Although, I do feel demasculinated! (groans)

Misty - (eyes well up with tears) Oh, Ash

Pedestrian #2 (Sam) - Oh damn, domestic dispute. I thought I could make some capital off this! (leaves)

(slowly the rest of the pedestrians leave - all but #4, who can't remember who he is)

Ash - Misty, I see a bright white light.

Misty - That's just the streetlight, stupid.

Ash - So, what, I'm not dying ? (stands up and takes a step) Ouch! (grabs his hips) It hurts.

Misty - Um, what should I do?

Ash - Well, I think I should go see Dr. Nick. Maybe you could carry me.

Misty - (magically pulls out a phone and calls Brock) Hi, Brock uh… (explains situation) Yeah, so can you come with Tracey and carry Ash to the doctor? . . .Well, I don't care that you're busy on a date! Get your ass over here! I don't care that Tracey's grandmother died, get him over here! (hangs up)

Ash - So, is Brock coming?

Misty - Yeah! He's going to bring Tracey too.

Ash - I don't know how long I can stay awake . . . (eyes start to droop)

Misty - Okay…

Ash - (lays head down on the grass) Too heavy . . . (falls unconscious)

Misty - Oh great - now who am I going to talk to?