Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ MST: Humanity with short ❯ The effects of the fic are felt and Frank screws up AGAIN ( Chapter 4 )

(SOL)

GYPSY: About to orbit Humanity Mike.

MIKE: Thanks Gyps.

CROW: What effect do you think that it'll have on us?

TOM: I don't…

(The BOTS, including GYPSY, fall down in pain)

MIKE: Guys, what's happening?

(BOTS come up, looking human, CROW is in a gold T-shirt and blue pants with blonde hair, TOM is in a red t-shirt and blue pants, with red hair, GYPSY is in a purple t-shirt and blue pants, with purple hair)

TOM: Hey, check it out. Free t-shirts.

CROW: Look at me.

(CROW sees GYPSY)

CROW: Hello baby.

(GYPSY slaps CROW)

GYPSY (Sounding like a normal girl): Watch it mister. I maybe human, but I'm still a lady.

(Mads light flashes)

CROW: Great. What do they want?

(TOM taps the button)

TOM: Yes sirs?

(DEEP 13, where TEAM ROCKET is bounded and gagged)

DR. F (Tightening the gag): There, you'll never break a pare of my glasses again. Ah, robots. Congratulations on becoming human.

(SOL)

GYPSY: We're orbiting Humanity sirs.

CROW: Hey, I look good for a human.

(DEEP 13, where FRANK is drooling over GYPSY)

FRANK: Say, Gypsy, if you're not doing anything after the experiment…

DR. F: FRANK!

(SOL where GYPSY is blushing)

TOM & CROW: GYPSY'S GOT A BOYFRIEND! GYPSY'S GOT A BOYFRIEND!

(DEEP 13)

DR. F: Anyway, there's just one problem.

(SOL)

TOM: What?

(DEEP 13)

DR. F: If Gypsy is human, where does that leave Mike and namely all of you?

(SOL)

ALL: Huh?

(We see MIKE gasping for air)

TOM: Oh yeah.

CROW: So, shouldn't we be gasping too?

(The now human BOTS start gasping for air)

(DEEP 13)

DR. F: Not to worry, you'll be out of Humanity's orbit by the time you get back to the theatre.

(SOL)

CROW (Gasping): I'd… rather… be… here…. sir…

(Lights go off)

ALL (Gasping): Fanfic… sign…

CROW (Gasping): Never… mind…

(ALL rush to the theatre, save for GYPSY)

(Door sequence)

(ALL are back to normal, and MIKE is taking in the oxygen)

MIKE: Looks like Dr. F was right.

CROW: I'm gonna miss the human me.

Ok, here's why the pokemon became human.

MIKE (Digifan3:16): I wanted to make them less annoying.

Also this has hints of Delilah and Prof. Oak romance (Yes, I think that they would make a great couple. If you don't like it, as Crow would say, "Bite me, it's fun!").

CROW: Hey, I got a fanboy.

After a few minutes, Nurse Joy and the others sat down, as she explained everything.

TOM (Nurse Joy): The Earth began as a big ball of fire…

"Hundreds of years ago, around the time of the Samurai, a great evil had swept the land.

MIKE: And they called it… THE DEMOCRATS!

BOTS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This evil possessed three people, changed them into monsters with dark powers, and was on the verge of taking over not only the town of Humanity, but Japan and the whole world.

TOM (Evil): Gee Evil, what do you want to do tonight?

CROW (Evil): The same thing we do every night Evil, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

A young Emperor requested the aid of his kingdom's most powerful wizard to give strength to the town's Pokemon.

MIKE: Ah, but watch. I'll bet the wizard was near sighted and he read half of one spell, and the other half the human spell.

TOM: Yeah right.

CROW: Now THAT I don't believe.

The problem is that the wizard was near sited and the day he read the spell, a powerful explosion rocked the town while he read half of it. The explosion caused his glasses to break, and he accidentally read the last half of a spell to give humans the power of Pokemon."

CROW (Singing): Now I'm a believer.

"So that's why we look human." Chickorita pointed out.

TOM (Nurse Joy): No, you look human because of the nuclear power plant. WELL DUH!

"And Togiepi was able to throw me through three rooms." B.R.I.AN said.

"Yes," Joy responded, "but it turned out to be a blessing. The new Pokemon/Humans were able to drive the evil out of the people. But, before it disappeared, it said `We'll return.'

MIKE: And they would call them selves… THE MCMAHON FAMILY!

CROW: I KNEW IT!

However, it hasn't been back since."

"So, all the Pokemon in the town, or enter the town, become human once they leave the pokeball?" B.R.I.AN asked.

"Yes, but they turn back to normal once they leave." Joy said.

TOM: Why?

MIKE: Its maaaa....

CROW: NO!

MIKE: Sorry.

"But, how do you have gym matches?" Togiepi asked.

CROW (Nurse Joy): WWE style.

"The normal way since Pokemon still have their powers." Joy said. Just then, Chancy ran into the room.

"NURSE JOY! THE KIDS ARE WAKING UP!" She said.

MIKE: Oh, they are now since you already woke the dead.

"LET'S GO!" Joy said, but B.R.I.AN just sat there. Togeipi walked up to him.

CROW: What?

TOM: Oh no.

MIKE: Let's not read into this, guys.

"Aren't you coming?" She asked. B.R.I.AN was taken aback. He didn't expect the kid of the people he helped nearly kill to ask to see her parents. Togeipi was equally surprised, but something told her to ask.

MIKE: On second thought.

ALL: Itsjustafanficitsjustafanficitsjustafanfic…

"I'll only make things worse." B.R.I.AN said.

ALL: We agree.

"I'll explain everything to them. I'm sure that you want to be there and ask them for forgiveness." She said. He thought about it for a minute.

ALL: You're not forgiven.

"Ok. I'll do it." He said.

(MIKE grabs CROW'S beak shut)

When they got there, Ash, Misty, and Brock started to wake up.

"Ohhh. Where are we?" Misty asked.

MIKE: Hell.

"MOM!" Togeipi said. Misty then got a good look at Togeipi, too bad she didn't see the transformation.

CROW: Too bad, so sad, bye-bye.

(CROW is about to leave)

MIKE: Sit down beak boy.

(CROW sits back down)

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHO ARE YOU?! WHERE'S TOGEIPI?!" Misty yelled.

TOM: Currently being served as part of an egg McMuffan.

"Misty, why are you shouting?" Ash asked.

CROW (Misty): Oh, no reason.

MIKE (Ash): Ok.

CROW (Misty): I SAW STRANGE PEOPLE YOU IDIOT!

"ASH!" All of Ash's pokemon yelled.

TOM (Ash): The name's Ash. Housewears.

But, like Misty, he wasn't there for the transformation.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?! ARE YOU WITH TEAM ROCKET?!" Ash asked.

MIKE (Human Pikachu): No, we're with the government. We're here to help.

"Ash it's me, Pikachu." Pikachu said.

"And I'm Togeipi." Togeipi said.

"WHAT?!" Both Misty and Ash yelled in unison.

MIKE (Pikachu): I said I'm Pikachu.

BOTS: WHAT?!

MIKE (Pikachu): I said I'm Ashe's Pokemon.

BOTS: WHAT?!

MIKE (Pikachu): Little yellow dude.

BOTS: WHAT?!

MIKE: Ok, that's enough.

"Guys, what's with the shouting?" Brock asked,

CROW: While he was hungover.

then he saw Vulpex. But, like the others, he wasn't there for the transformation.

TOM: We get it.

"HI MY NAME'S BROCK! I'M A NICE GUY! I LIKE YOUR HAIR ITS SHINY!" He said. Vulpex giggled a little.

ALL: OH NO!

"Thanks Brock." She said.

"How do you know my name?" He asked.

"She's your Vulpex." Chickorita said.

"WHAT?! HOW?!" Brock asked.

CROW (Dad): You see son, when some Digimon nut case writes a Pokemon fanfic, he thinks turning them into human is a good idea.

TOM: Hey, as long as they don't say their names over and over, I'm happy.

"It's like this…"

TOM (Singing): When the lord said let there be light…

CROW: I KNEW YOU STOLE MY COPY OF JET GRIND RADIO!

TOM: I plead the fifith.

Joy said as she explained the whole story.

MIKE: About a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world.

A few minutes later, the three trainers had a look of shock on their faces as Joy finished the story. They couldn't believe that one mistake made by one person a long time ago could have such a great effect on pokemon and their trainers today.

CROW: Or generate such a bad fanfic.

"Okay, so now, you guys are human." Brock said.

ALL: Duh Einstein.

"Yep." They all said at the same time.

ALL (The Pokemon): Duh, yep, yep, yep, yep.

"But how did we get here? We were all knocked out by Team Rocket." Misty said.

CROW (Togiepi): All I did was show a little leg and we got picked up. But the guy kept looking at me.

MIKE: CROW!

"I teleported everyone here." Togiepi said. "But that wouldn't have been possible with out the help of…"

TOM (Togiepi): The Corporation for Public Broadcasting.

But before she could finish, she saw that the person she was talking about wasn't even in the room.

MIKE: For it was in her head.

"Where are you? I told them I'll explain everything." Just then, B.R.I.AN walked into the room.

"Hi." He said.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?!" Misty asked

TOM: Brining down the quality of the fic.

CROW: What quality?

"PIKACHU! THUNDER SHOCK!" Ash yelled.

"Um, Ash, he turned against TR when I shocked him the first time." Pikachu said.

"He did?" All three trainers said in unison.

ALL (While shaking their heads): Yes.

"After he shocked me, it damaged some of my circuits, and I remembered I was the subject of an experiment." B.R.I.AN said.

"You were human?" Brock asked.

CROW (B.R.I.AN): No, I was a hamster. WHAT DO YOU THINK?!

"Yes. Unfortunately, I can't remember anything before the experiment." B.R.I.AN said. "And I was under Giovani's control. Pikachu's thunder shock damaged some of my circuits, and unlocked how I became a cyborg. Anything before that, is a blank."

TOM (Church Lady): Isn't that convvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeenit?

"So you were under Giovani's control when you attacked us?" Ash asked.

"Yes." B.R.I.AN said. "I'm sorry for sending you guys to the hospital."

MIKE (B.R.I.AN): Not really.

"Its no problem. We understand now that you were under TR'S control." Ash said.

"Yeah, it's not your fault." Misty said.

"Don't worry." Brock said.

CROW: Gee, what a forgiving group.

MIKE (B.R.I.AN): Oh, and I poisoned the well.

TOM (Ash): We forgive you.

MIKE (B.R.I.AN): Kicked a cat.

TOM (Misty): We forgive you.

MIKE (B.R.I.AN): And bought Scooby Doo movie tickets.

TOM (Brock): You're pushing it.

"Thank you guys." B.R.I.AN said.

Meanwhile, in a place that isn't anywhere in the world,

TOM: Canada?

three dark, black forms were waking up from a long rest.

"Ahhhhh… three humans have just arrived." One of the forms said.

"I sense them too. Full of hopes and desires." The second form said.

"It should be easy to tempt them." The third form said.

CROW: Why do the villains who take over people go for the ones with hopes and dreams?

MIKE: Because taking over a hopeless guy's a downer.

CROW: Oh.

"At last, we will have our revenge!" The first form said.

Meanwhile, in Pallet, Delilah was working on her garden, when suddenly, she got a pounding headache, and saw the three dark forms in her head.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO! NOT MY BOY!" She shouted.

MIKE (Delilah): DEAR GOD! I LEFT ASH WITH A CATHOLIC PRIEST!

BOTS: GASP!

"Delilah? Honey? What's wrong?" Prof. Oak asked his girlfriend.

"We need to go to Humanity. NOW!" She said

CROW (Announcer): Its Now, that's what I call music Volume… who cares, they have nothing but boy bands.

TO BE CONTINUED…

(ALL exit)

(Door Sequence)

(SOL)

CROW (Sobbing): MIKE! PLEASE! KILL ME!

TOM (Sobbing): ME FIRST!

MIKE: GUYS! GUYS! I can't do it!

BOTS: WHY?!

MIKE: Then who would kill me.

BOTS: Good point.

MIKE: Besides, we've been through worse. "The Brain That Wouldn't Die," "The Wild World Of Batwoman," "Red Zone Cuba," and Oscarfics.

(ALL shudder)

TOM: You're right.

CROW: Ok, I'm ready to take it on.

MIKE: Really?

BOTS: No.

MIKE: Lets check on Dr. F.

(MIKE taps the MADS button)

(DEEP 13)

DR. F: Ah, lab rat, robots. Glad you tuned in. We have wonderful news, don't we Frank?

FRANK: After putting them into an isolated booth, we finally gave them the pills and it's working just fine.

(JAMES comes in… dressed as a French maid)

MADS: ACK!

(SOL)

ALL: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(DEEP 13)

DR. F: FRANK! I THOUGHT YOU SAID FOR JESSIE TO DRESS LIKE THAT!

FRANK: I DID!

(FRANK plays a tape)

FRANK (Voice over from the tape): All right, you get into the skimpy outfits you like so much, and you do our groceries.

DR. F: WHY DIDN'T YOU ADDRESS THEM SPECIFICALLY?!

FRANK: I said "Skimpy outfits you like so much," who knew that James liked dressing as a girl?

(DR. F raises his hand)

(SOL, where ALL raise their hands)

CROW: I will never EVER look at stories involving maids the same way again.

TOM: I will never look at Team Rocket the same way again.

(Commercial sign flashes)

MIKE: I'll never look at France the same way again. We'll be back.

(MIKE taps the light)

(Planet bumper)

(Commercials)