Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ My Crazy Crossover ❯ Whats a pokemon? ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer I don't own them. Hey isn't the owner of pokemon a man? Hmmm, maybe I can own them! ~~I start packing my sexy red dress and calling about the price of tickets to Japan~~ WHAT? Tickets are HOW MUCH!?! ~~I put my dress back up~~ Oh well, I guess I won't ever own them!

Anyhow, last time our heroes had met one another. Then continuing on they ran in to a huge ugly creature that pounced on a killed Tracy! Yipeeee!

Goblin: after eating several bites >ohhhhh, I don't feel so hot< Begins to turn greener and gag.

Misty: with concern "Oh, the poor things getting sick!" Goes over and rubs goblins back "there there, you'll be ok."

Brock: "Hey wait I got some medicines in my backpack!" pulls out two bottles of medicine "Here little guy, this Ipecac will get Tracy out of your system, then this Pepto Bismal will make your tummy feel better!"

A dose of Ipecac and a bottle of pepto later the creature leaves. Since one made it sick and another made it better, it figured the best thing to do was not eat them!

Serena: "well that was different!"

Rini: "Guys, I want one of those for a pet for my birthday!"

Rae: curious "What would you do with a pet like that?"

Rini: "I'd make it eat Serena!"

Serena: "WHY! You ungrateful little spore!" Starts choking Rini

Every one pulls Serena off Rini and gets her calmed down.

Mochy:>Ya know, Serena probably has the most dysfunctional family on TV!<

Me: "Nah, I think the Simpson's have them beat!"

Mochy: >Yeah, I feel sorry for Lisa Simpson, I know what its like living with a bunch of complete idiots!<

Me: pulling out my own mallet "What's THAT suppose to mean?!"

Mochy: sweat drops >Errr, nothing!<

Me: "Anyways, back to the story."

And so our heroes walked on through this strange forest. As night fell the group found a place to camp for the night and Brock and Lita started fixing dinner.

Ash: sees some glowing creatures flying around in the distance "I wonder what those are" points Dexter at them

Dexter:--No Data Found-

Ash: "No Data?"

Sailor scouts: "What's that?"

Ash: "Its my pokedex, Dexter. It identifies all known pokemon."

Rini: "what's a pokemon?"

Misty: "Its short for pocket monster, they are monster that a person can train to battle for them. Some people just keep them as pets. Others, trainers, use them in pokemon battles."

Brock: "there are many different kinds to like rock, water, and electric just to name a few."

Mina: "That's kinda neat! Are those two pokemon?" points at Pikachu and Togepi.

Ash: "Yep!" hugs Pikachu.

Rini: "Their cute!" Hugs Pikachu tightly.

Ash/Misty: "NO, wait!"

Pikachu: >OUUUCH, Not so tight!< Involuntarily shocks Rini.

Rini: Screams as she is shocked "aghhhhhhhhhhhhh! That hurts!"

Ash: rubs back of head, "I guess I should have warned you. Pikachu is an electric type."

Mina: "so, you guys only have two pokemon?"

Brock: "actually we have quite a few" pulls out a poke ball, "we keep most of them in these poke balls."

Mina: "Wow, they must be tiny!"

Brock: "Some yes, others are pretty big."

Mina: "How big?"

Brock: "well, some weigh more than a ton and can be many feet long."

Mina: "Then how in the hell they fit in those balls?"

Brock: "Honestly, I have no freakin' idea!"

Ash: Nudges Mist "look, over there at Brock!"

Misty: "yeah I know, weird!"

Ami: "What's weird?"

Misty: he is talking to a girl without making an ass of himself!"

Me: "hehehe, yeah he does tend to turn in to a babbleing idiot around pretty girls!"

Mochy: >well, you wouldn't have to worry about that.<

Me: Bashes Mochy on the head. "Grrrrrrrrrr, that'll teach you! Anyways, its not only Brock who turns in to a babbling idiot, there were many of those in my high school, and most of them were idiots when there WERN"T any girls around!"

Mochy: >I wonder why that is?<

Me: "well, there are many theories about why guys turn in to idiots, the most commonly accepted is that the brain is deprived of oxygen because all the blood rushes to the…"

Mochy: >Never mind that! Just continue the fic.<

Me: frowning "ok"

After Brock and Lita fixed dinner the group settled down to sleep, unaware that they were sleeping in side a Fairy Ring. The fairies approached the group and cast a spell, ensuring that the kids would no awaken until they had had time to do their mischief

Me: humming dramatically "Da da daaaaa!"

Mochy: rolls eyes >How on Earth did I end up working with this dingbat!?<

Me: "grrrrrrrrr, shut up Mochy! So people, what do ya think? Love it? Hate it? Think I need help? Comments appreciated and I welcome some flames, I have a whole bag of marshmallows I need to roast!"

Mochy: >Just remember weasel, A moment on the lips, A lifetime on the hips!<

Me: "grrrrrrrrrrrr, shut up or I'll send you to a Chinese restaurant!"