Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ My Crazy Crossover ❯ Get me out of this TREEEEE! ( Chapter 5 )

Disclaimer: not that this is necessary, but no, I do not own pokemon or sailor moon. I am just a pathetic nerd with a laptop; I never have or will own anything important!

So last time the fairies (with Rini's help) put our heroes in some peculiar predicaments.

Puck and his fairy friends return shortly before sunrise to wake Rini up.

Puck: shakes Rini Gently "Wake up Rini."

Rini: opens eyes "what?"

Puck: Your friends will awaken soon; I thought you would enjoy watching the chaos that will ensue.

Rini: Sits up, wade awake now "You bet!" Thinks for a moment, "I am going to pretend to still be asleep so they don't know I had anything to do with this" lays back down and closes her eyes.

Puck: "Good idea little one." Turns invisible and wonders `which ones to wake up?' goes over to Brock and tickles his face with a feather "wake up sleepy head, you have to get in to trouble."

Brock groans and knocks feather away then becomes aware of the fact that something soft and warm is laying in his arms. He opens his eyes to see Mina sleeping peacefully against his chest. Then realizes the empty bottle and the fact they both reeked of liquor.

Brock: Very awake now, turns red and thinks `what do I do? If I move I'll wake her up and she might be angry. But what if the others see us like this, what will they think? What the hell happened last night!?'

Mina: Groans and snuggles closer to Brock. Her eyes slowly open and she looks up to see Brock. Sits strait up and turns Beet red! "How dare You hold me like that? What is going on here?!"

Brock: "How should I know? I woke up and we were cuddled together!" Picks up the empty bottle and holds it between them, slightly upset and worried "I, I don't even remember bringing this out. Do you happen to remember anything?"

Mina: gets angry "How would I remember anything involving liquor? I have never had a drink in my life!" notices the strong smell of liquor "I, I didn't drink any! I would remember if I had! Looks a Brock questioningly "wouldn't I?"

Brock: "I don't know!" Looks down at Minas exposed chest and receives a slap across the cheek when she notices.

Mina: buttoning her blouse "Perhaps one of the others might remember last night, we should wake them" she looks around and her jaw drops!

Brock: "what is it?" looks around at the others, his eyes get so wide you can actually see his pupils! "What on earth happened here last night!?"

At that moment a shriek is heard from somewhere in the forest canopy!

Serena: hanging on to the branch "Get me out of this TREEEEEE!" begins sobbing like the cry baby she is.

At that moment every one wakes up and in an instant chaos ensues. Lita, noticing her lack of apparel, runs and hides in a bush. Ami desperately tries to turn her clothing around with out taking them off. Rei, not yet noticing her facial decorations watches with confusion. Ash and Misty woke up and soon started fighting each accusing each other of switching their clothing as a sick joke! Luna and Artimis wake up and start fighting out of confusion. Serena continues sobbing like a baby and Togepi also starts crying.

Misty: Notices Togepi crying "Oh, Togepi, don't cry!" picks him up. "I have you don't cry! Shhhhhhhh don't cry Togepi!"

Togepi: looks at misty in confusion >Mama? Why are you in Dada's clothes!? And why is my brother wearing that funny hat?<

Pikachu: Scratches his head >What funny hat?<

Ash: noticing pikachu's `funny hat' "Pikachu! What on earth are you doing with panties on your head?"

Misty: looks with Horror at the panties on Pikachu's head then turns back to Ash "ASH KETCHUM YOU ARE SICK!!! You put my panties on Pikachu's head! Admit it you sick little bastard! How dare you!"

Of course Ash retaliates and yet another fight breaks out! Mean while Rei has retrieved Lita's clothes for her and discovered her face had been vandalized! Ami had wanted to calm down by escaping in to her books and discovered the magazines and Serena was still crying for some one, any one, to get her out of the tree. All of a sudden Serena fell and landed on her head, the others made sure she was ok then heard one little girl laughing.

Ash: "I wonder why nothing happened to her?"

Serena: jumping to her feet "I know why! She did this! All of it, that little spore!" runs toward Rini.

All of a sudden there is a blue flash of light and a little man with dragon fly wings appears between Rini and Serena.

Puck: "You leave this little one out of it, I am responsible for this! The child had nothing to do with it!" a small lie of course "Of course You all have grossly over reacted, none of you were injured, except maybe your pride!"

Brock: "You! You put Mina and I in that embarrassing position!"

All others: "What position?"

Puck: Shrugs his shoulders "It would have eventually happened anyway."

Both Mina and Brock turn bright red, each realizing that the other was not denying it.

Puck picked up Rini and flew off so that the others might calm down a bit. every one set about trying to figure out exactly what just happened. Ash meanwhile untied Artimis and Luna.

Mochy: >I am kind of impressed, You actually used some big words properly! And spell check showed few to be misspelled, and I must admit that it was all pretty funny. All that is but the scene between Brock and Mina, I never knew you could be so serious!<

Me: "well' what did you expect, you take me for some sorta idiot? On second thought you'd better not answer that. Contrary to popular belief there is a functioning brain below all this cuteness!" I flutter my lashes and give my best `sweet little angel' look.

Mochy: rolls eyes and thinks `cute like a rattle snake.'