Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Best of Both Worlds ❯ Chapter 2

*Waves* Started 9/16/03

Disclaimer: Ranma 1/2 belongs to Takahashi Rumiko. Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This is non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfic written by me and it's mine! All mine.

Warnings: Shonen-ai Championshipping (Ash x Lance), sex, violence…

Notes: ** for telepathy, <> for telepathy, italics for pokemon talking

Chapter 2

 

“What's wrong?”

“There's a guy spying on us in the bathroom!” Daisy yelled. “Misty, you know martial arts! Kill him!”

“… That would be Ranma, Daisy.” Rose said.

Lilac was so deft at blocking people out that she had managed to finish slicing the vegetables and stir-frying them in the shrieking interval without batting an eyelash.

“Oh!”

“You caught him in the bath?” Rose asked conspirationally. “See anything?”

“… He is pretty hot, but I have Daniel.” Daisy sighed. * If only… *

“How dare you spy on my sister!” Misty yelled, as she flew towards Ranma with a punch. Ranma caught her fist and bent her arm down, angrily.

“She walked in on me and I get yelled at?”

“You know,” Genma said a bit nervously, “Maybe I should explain the curses now… before they find out the wrong way.”

“Yes, maybe you should, _father_.” Ash glared.

 

“Well, how to explain?” Genma asked, before he flipped Ash into the pool. A wet black cat emerged.

Ranma freaked and dashed out the door before anyone could protest.

Ash hissed, as he went for Genma's face with his claws, managing to put a number of sizeable dents, much to the horror of the watchers, in the man's face.

“Ash, calm down.” Lance said, as he picked Ash up in his arms and stroked him behind the ears.

Ash melted instantly; a smile lighting on his face. Lance-chan…

“That was mean of you.” Lance said to Genma, as he ran his fingers through Ash's fur. Ash purred.

Nice… yes, keep doing that…

“Er…”

“Ranma won't be back for a while because of the Neko-ken you know.” Lance continued.

Ash nodded.

“But at least you proved your point.”

 

“That _cat_ is Ash? But how?”

“Er…”

“Well,” Lance said, “It has to do with a set of magical springs in China…”

“Can you tell us?” Lilac asked, as Genma went flying into the pool and emerged as a Panda.

“All right.”

NO! NO! Genma screamed. He waved panda-signs but to no help.

“Anyways.” Lance said, as he continued to pet Ash, “There was this set of springs called the Magical Springs of Jusenkyo. Genma, being an idiot, decided it would be a good place to train, and started sparring with Ranma while they were up on a set of bamboo poles. Well, he fell in and came out as a Panda. But even that didn't stop him from continuing the fight, oh no. Ranma fell into the spring of the drowned girl, and then, Genma threw Ash into another spring.”

“What?!”

“It turned out to be the thousand-year legend Spring of the Drowned Cat.” Lance finished, as Ash hissed.

“My, my.” Daisy said, very glad she had never done martial arts or pokemon training, it seemed to make people crazy.

“That's insane!” Rose said. “Even if it was martial arts training, you went too far.”

“That's right, Mr. Saotome.” Lilac said.

“Ew…” Misty grimaced. “Switching between a guy and a girl? That's disgusting! I won't marry anyone like that!”

“Who asked you?” Rose snapped. “I said I wouldn't mind.”

However…

Misty looked at Ash speculatively. He seemed easy enough to control. She'd choose _him_.

“I want to marry Ash then.”

Lance kept a firm grip on Ash as the cat went crazy, trying to attack Misty. “I'll take him upstairs so nothing happens…”

Aqua waved him away. “Do you know when Ranma will be back?”

“Hopefully soon.”

 

Ash looked angry as he turned human in the furo filled with hot water.

“I don't want to marry her! One look and I can tell she's nothing but a devious, cheap slut!”

“Lower your voice.” Lance cautioned. “We are staying in their house for the time being, remember?”

“H-hai.”

“And no matter what, _you're_ the one I love.” Lance said, as he claimed Ash's lips in a deep kiss.

Ash moaned, sliding his arms around Lance's waist. Cats didn't wear clothes after all, and…

Lance smiled. < You want reassurance, little one? >

< Hai. >

< Very well, but we must be quiet. >

 

Ash purred as he rubbed his erect cock against Lance's crotch, causing a bulge to appear in the other boy's pants.

Lance shook his head. < Later. >

He took Ash's manhood in his hands, kissed it. Licked his way down the length, drawing gasps of pleasure from the other boy. Took him deep into his throat and muffled his cries when he climaxed.

< Do you feel better now? >

< Hai! >

< I'm glad. We should return before they get suspicious though. >

< Hai! >

 

Ash came back in wearing his Pichu-print pajamas, since all the rest of his clothes were currently in the wash.

Ranma had returned but was fainted, Misty having hit him over the head with a table despite Rose's protests.

Sighing, and wanting very, very much to leave, Ash went to sleep. He woke up around 2 A.M. in the morning from a nightmare.

“Couldn't sleep?” Lance asked, as Genma and Ranma snored in the next room.

“H-hai.”

Lance smirked. “Well, in that case…” Ash grinned brightly as Lance's hands wandered between his legs and found the truth there.

“Yes…”

“Well then, we'll just have to tire you out.” Lance whispered.

 

End Chapter

Completed 11/4/03