Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Lemon Rebellion ❯ The Trouble Begins ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

 
Lemon Rebellion
 
By Taro MD and Andrew J. Talon
 
 
Pairing: Shinji/Mina
 
Chapter 1 - The Trouble Begins
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(Taro) HAHA!... "ahem" Sorry about that, this is based on the idea created by the Broken 4th Wall thread on Anime Addventure that me and my friend Talon were talking about, so I got to think what if there was a fanfiction based around that but make it so you'll get a good laugh in the process.
 
In the end this was the result, It's also my pleasure to start on this project as we pair the shy and nervous Shinji Ikari with the fiesty Mina Aino, this will be interesting to say the least.
 
So enjoy yourselves and have fun reading this chapter!
 
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Shinji Ikari, Pilot of Unit 01 and is known as the Third Child was sitting in the park waiting for his girlfriend, of course as usual he had to put up with the crap of working at NERV with his bitch of a roommate in Asuka but also working with a cold and less responsive Rei, sides the weekend arrived as Asuka is over at Hikari's after one of her moods whilst Misato is working overtime at NERV and probably won't be returning for most of it anyway.
 
This suited him fine because he would finally get to be alone with the girl that he loved, and as he looked at his watch he did notice that she was 5 minutes late...
 
"SHINJI!!!" He then smiled as he stood up as she ran up to him and proceeded to give him the kiss of his life but he always had these each time they have kissed so he kissed back as much passion as they can hold and before long it became a light grope as she giggled as he pulled away from the kiss and smiled brightly at her.
 
"Missed me then Shin-stud?" When she first called him that, he blushed profusely but he accept it with a smile and nodded his head.
 
"Good cause I missed you a LOT!" The girl then cuddled up to Shinji whilst giving him a small grin that he knew all too well, well ever since they became an active couple so to speak.
 
"So what are we doing today then Shinji?"
 
"No one's at my house so you want to... go make out?" She laughed softly at his shy nature, he still had traits of his old personality but now she found it cute so she kissed him on the cheek.
 
"Of course." She then dragged him through Tokyo-3 via his arm back at his apartment and as Shinji opened the door, they giggled across to Shinji's Lovely Suite which is his room as every fan of Evangelion would know and step in as they began to kiss passionately with tongues wrestling each other as they fell to the bed.
 
A few minutes later they stopped and relaxed together on his bed, looking at each other's eyes.
 
"I love you Shin-kun...." She kissed him softly to which he began to stroke her long blonde hair with the red ribbon in it.
 
"I love you too Mina-chan..."
 
"CUT!!!!"
 
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Both of them stopped as the author appeared out of nowhere, he was furious none the less as typical of the writer, he was famed for his temper.
 
"THAT was not part of the script, Shinji here is supposed to be kissing Asuka as this is supposed to be an EVANGELION fanfiction, how the bloody hell did you switch yourself in her place anyway?"
 
"Simple, I can't stand that bitch making the moves on my man, so I knocked her out with a Venus Love Me Chain and tied her up in her dresssing room...." She then smiled an evil smile which made the author more mad than usual but was surprised to hear her say that Shinji Ikari was her man.

"Why that is a dirty.... Wait a bloody minute, did you say that he's your man, when the hell did you two start to go out together?"
 
"Oh we've been steady for about several months now.... honey do you want me to tell him how we got together?"
 
"I'll continue the story ok Mina." She then was happy as he gave her a soft kiss as Shinji looked at the author.
 
"You don't me going back into a flashback?"
 
"I prefer the Questions and Answers for now, I don't want to waste much time."
 
"Oh ok, anyways it was another bad day for me so I was downtown on my own. I was minding my own business when Mina here runs into me and we both fall over." She giggled on how it happened but she remained silent as he continued on with the story.
 
"We both then sorry at the same time and when we saw each other, it just clicked for us. Mina then treated me to ice-cream and we began to talk to each other about our problems, we began to connect as friends. So we decided to set up for the next time we met and so forth until we became established friends." Shinji said as Mina snuggled closer to him, wrapping her arms round him and resting her head on his shoulder, the complete sweetness from that made the author sweatdrop.
 
"Well I ain't for much in the WAFFy department, so how did you two finally ended up in bed?"
 
"It's my turn right Shinji?" Mina said as Shinji nodded his head as she smiled her sweet smile before kissing him passionately, as before it came a full on sex scene in front of him, he coughed getting their attention.
 
"You better not think about that, after all I am the author and my power is GODLY!" This caused Shinji to frown but Mina suddenly had an idea as she whispered into his ear as his grin was clearly seen.
 
"What are you smiling about?"
 
"Oh the fact that you said that this was YOUR fanfiction, Mina suggested I could do what I like in here."
 
"Oh really and what makes you think that you could even try to do that?"
 
"I just did..." This got the author confused as suddenly from the outside, looking in was a very large purple object with evil orange eyes as the author began to mega-sweatdrop seeing that the infamous Unit 01 was without a pilot... wait a minute.
 
"How the bloody hell can you control him without piloting it?!!"
 
"It's a Fanfiction, I can do what I want right?"
 
"Er....Right....yeah." He got nervous as he rubbed his hair as suddenly Unit 01 started to look inside and right into his eyes.
 
"HOLY FUCK!"
 
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"< /div>
 
The author ran out of Shinji's room and out of the apartment as fast as he could as Unit 01 began to chase after the author as it began to assemble one of those cartoon chases, strange as it sounds Shinji and Mina shrugged and went back to kissing as the author ran for his very life.
 
"RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
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Shinji and Mina were passionately going at it and now that the author was busy being chased by the one eye, one horned flying purple people eater as they began to remove their clothes quickly as they can.
 
Now Shinji was naked and was moaning as Mina was down between his legs sucking his sizeable cock with strong but soft sucks as she was licking round it's purple head with her tongue, but they knew it was only time before he blew his load so she pulled away fast and jumped up onto his lap, kissing him with passion, licking his tongue with hers as she positioned his mighty tool against her pussy.
 
With one simple thrust, he was in her as they moaned very loud as Shinji began to thrust very fast into her pussy but she was controlling her pussy muscles and more teasing from her, they fell into the same but comfortable rhythm as they went closer to the all important climax.
 
"SHINJI YES!!!!"
 
"MINA!!!!" Shinji began to cum inside of Mina as her pussy began to milk his cock for all the life giving seed that he had, as they finished and rested back on the bed, cuddling up and perhaps taking time for their next fuck.
 
"Let us go again Shin-stud" She giggled and winked as Shinji smirked before going at it again....
 
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MEANWHILE...
 
Trapped in her trailer was Asuka Langley Sorhyu as she was fuming after being knocked out by her words... by that ditzy blonde bitch as she was of course plotting her revenge against Mina, after all she is crazy enough to do it.
 
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"THIS IS NOT ON!!!" Our author friend was still being chased by Unit 01 as the chapter comes to an end.
 
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The End... nah not really, just... TO BE CONTINUED!
 
(Taro) Oh this was fun to do but it's not the end of it, stay tuned for more silly scenarios!
 
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