Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Lemon Rebellion ❯ It’s Contagious! ( Chapter 2 )

 

Lemon Rebellion

 

By Taro MD and Andrew J. Talon

 

 

Pairing: Shinji/Mina

 

Chapter 2 - It's Contagious!

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(Talon): Well, it's been a while, but my friend Taro and I are back in the business

of writing silly stories together. Not to mention perverted. And weird. And... Nevermind.

 

ANYWAY, let us continue the trage-comedy that is Lemon Rebellion. Comedy for the characters, tragedy for the authors. Enjoy!

 

Pairing: Ranma/Kagome

 

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In the darkness of Kaede's hut, Kagome Hirugashi, twenty-first century Japanese schoolgirl and reincarnated miko, sat quietly, a dozing kitsune cub, Shippo, sleeping in her lap. She is all alone save for her `adopted' son, the fire in the center of the simple thatched home burning cheerfully. And yet, despite her surroundings and the little ball of love and fur in her arms, Kagome is sad. Her beautiful face solemn, as she stares at nothing in particular.

 

A figure steps into the hut, pushing aside the blanket covering the entrance. Kagome raises her head up, an expression of trepidation on her face quickly changing to one of joy. Gently setting Shippo down on his futon, she rises and embraces the figure. They kiss passionately, happy to be in each other's arms. The figure smiles down at his love.

 

“Kagome-chan...”

 

“Ranma-kun...”

“CUT! CUT! CUT! What on Earth do you think you're doing?!

 

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Now, as authors went, Andrew J. Talon was probably among the nicest and least threatening. He enjoyed making his characters happy, though he also went through lengths to challenge them and make them grow through drama. That, he felt, was the true calling of literature-Even fan-based.

 

But now, the gloves were off.

 

“I repeat... What on EARTH are you two doing?!” The cursed, pig-tailed martial artist from Nerima, and the cute, loveable miko of twenty-first century Japan, blinked up at the ceiling where Talon's voice was coming from.

 

“We're making out. Duh,” Ranma said, shrugging with a small smirk. Kagome blushed, and nodded.

 

“Hold up. This is an INUYASHA fanfiction, not a Takahashi-Universe-in-General fanfiction!” Talon's voice was cross. “What gives?”

 

“Talon-kun...” began Kagome. “I appreciate that you try to have me in a meaningful relationship with another person... But, look: I got over Inuyasha a long time ago, and I have to move on!”

 

“And I was sick of all my fiancés and their various disorders,” Ranma growled, spitting out `fiancés' as though he'd just eaten something vile and growing mold. Talon, above, coughed.

 

“Well yeah... I can understand all that... However! This IS an Inuyasha fanfiction, and you two don't even exist in the same universe. Ergo, Ranma: You need to get back to your universe, so Kagome can have a happy, fuzzy, WAFFy moment with Inuyasha.”

 

“Who finally gets it through his head that he loves me and not Kikyo?” Kagome asked hopefully. There was silence.

 

“... Ah... Not exactly...”

 

“... I don't do threesomes with that cadaver!” Kagome scowled. Talon coughed again.

 

“Believe me, the thought hadn't crossed my mind...”

 

“Look, Talon: Kagome is tired... I'm tired... We want to go to bed,” Ranma said irritably, putting extra emphasis on `bed'. He then smiled with a slight blush at Kagome, who blushed and giggled.

 

“And I'm saying, you can't just run off! What about MY story?”

 

“My story, my plot, my needs-What about our needs?” Kagome asked, putting her hands on her hips. Ranma glared up at the ceiling.

 

“Yeah! We're the ones you need! Without us, you have no story!”

 

“Tha... That's not true! I could just write original stuff!”

 

“Then do it! We're out of here,” Ranma harumphed, taking Kagome by the hand and leading her out of the hut.

 

“HEY! Come back here! HEY! I'm not done with you! HEY! HE-ACK!” Talon fell through the roof, which he had been crouched on the whole time. He fell smack into the fire, which caused him to scream and throw himself out of the hut, rolling down the hill.

 

“STOP DROP ROLL! STOP DROP ROLL!” The author chanted, as he finally came to a stop... In the lake. Nearby, Kagome and Ranma giggled happily in each other's arms.

 

“... FRACK...” Talon sighed, as he stumbled out onto the bank of the lake. “Why do I get an eerie sense of foreboding about this?”

 

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The End... nah not really, just... TO BE CONTINUED!

 

(Taro) Seems that I'm not the only one who suffered here, who will revolt next? Find out in the next chapter!

 

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