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Well lets see......it's basically about the boys plan to kill their dates and what not...........He he!!
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Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action / / Thriller / Romance / Mystery | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 01.17.2004 | Updated On: 02.03.2004 | Pages: 11 | Words: 4.7K | Visits: 330 | Status: Completed
Chapter 4
The Boys plans...........
Koga: "Will it work?"
Inuyasha: "I hope so. I mean it took me a whole 5 minutes to think this whole thing up."
Everyone: ? "O.....Kay..."
Another five minutes later....
Inuyasha: "HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sesshomaru: "Ha what?" Sesshomaru asked with a raised eyebrow as his half brother Inuyasha jumped in joy.
Inuyasha: "I did it!!! I finished!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *runs around like mad man while screaming in joy*
*Karama and Hiei walk in*
Karama: "O.O"
Hiei: "Tweety?"
Inuyasha: "YES TWEETY!!!!!!!!!!"
Hiei: "*raises eyebrow* that's how you plan to defeat them...with a bird?"
Inuyasha: "But not just any bird!! It's Tweety, everyone loves Tweety!!!!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha yells as he picks up the imitation Tweety and shoves it in Hiei's face.
Hiei: "UH!!!! Get that stupid bird off me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *throws Tweety away in garbage...which ironically is in the area*
Karama: "Hiei please. Can you at least try to agree with Inuyasha? It may be our only way of escape."
Hiei: "*tense look* Whatever..."
Sesshomaru: "*shrugs*Yeah, whatever...."
Inuyasha: "....*mouth is open* TWEETY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Karama: "Marik?"
Marik: "*still in chair laughing insanely about nothing.* HA HAA HAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"
Karama: *sighs*
Koga: "Can we kill him?"
Karama: "No we can't..."
Koga: "AND WHY NOT!!!"
Sesshomaru: "Because if we do he just comes back to life and laughs some more.....what an annoyance."
Up at the girl's room.....
Sakuya: "Yes I mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Aya: "Oh c'mon it looks soooooo cute."
Sakuya: "*head tilt* Really?"
Candy: "Yeah...IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE A LOAD OF TURD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA!!!!!!!"
Sakuya: "OH SHUDDUP!!! YOU AND YOU'RE SISSY MAN!!!!!!"
Candy: "...are you saying...Karama...is....a......SISSY!!!? I'M GONNA-"
Klu: "SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone: O.O
Klu: "Please calm down, you're acting like wild boars. Disgusting, rude and...smelly."
Candy: "ARE YOU SAYING I STINK!?"
Klu: "What if I am...............pig."
Candy: "RAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *starts to chase Klu around with Sicora's sword*"
Sicora: "Hey.....that's mine..." -__________-#
Hakura: "Good riddance..."
Sicora: "*glare*"
Hakura: "*moves away slowly*Heh heh..."
Bump!!!
Aya: "HEY!!!!!!!..........that hurt...." she mummers with a chibi eye's.
Klu: "Someone!! Someone!! Get this peasant away!!!!!!!!!"
Candy: "You're......t-t-t-to..fatssss...."
Klu: rears head from behind couch. "DID SHE JUST SAY I, QUEEN KLU........IS FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Yuna walks out from bathroom* "Whoa nelly!!!! Is that bathroom stinki.........HOLY CHEESE ON RYE!!!!"
Yuna: "A poor defenseless Tweety!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone except Sakuya: "TWEETY!?"
*Everyone grabs Tweety...expect Sakuya...*
Candy: "OH MY GOD!!! IT'S MINE!!!"
Nicki: "TWEETY IS NOT A IT!!!!!!! AND NO!! IT IS MINE!!!!"
Hakura: "WHAT Hypercritics!!!!!!! AND NO TO YOU ALL BUT TWEETY IS MINE!!!!!"
Ayami: "NOT TO DISAPOINT YOU ALL, BUT YOU'RE ALL WRONG!! TWEETY WILL BE MINE, MINE!!! AND THAT'S THE END OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Aya: "Can't we all just share...Tweety?"
Everyone: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Aya: "THEN HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yuna: "HOLD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone: "......................."
Yuna: "HE'S MINE OR ELSE-"
Nicki: "OR ELSE WHAT?"
Yuna: "OR I WILL CUT YOU GUYS OUT THE STORY AND TAKE YOU'RE MEN ALL FOR MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone: "..............SO!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shizu: "Yeah!! There is nothing that no one can say to change our minds!!!!!!!!!!"
*still pulling at Tweety when Klu out of no where appears from the shadows.*
Klu: "FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone: "................................................O.O....................... ..................................."
Back up stairs with the men.......
Inuyasha: "Ha HA HA!!!!!!!" laughs Inuyasha obnoxiously as he turns to Koga who is watching the girls on a TV. Recording all their movements and conversations.
Koga: "Look at them. There fighting over the Tweety."
Sesshomaru: "Just like we planned..."
Koga: "Yeah..and all we gotta do now is wait for the mud fight."
Inuyasha&Sesshomaru: ....
Off in corner Marik and Hiei have a short conversation......
Hiei: "Damn those humans......."
Marik: X.X
Hiei: "I just can't stand watching them...laughing at simple things like women...."
Marik: X.X
Hiei: "You know, I think we should rangle them up and slit there throats...one by one..."
Marik: X.X
Hiei: "Ya know...it's nice talking to you...we should do it more often."
Marik: X.X
Hiei: "It's too bad I've already killed you..."
Marik: X.X.......HA!!!!! I am alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOOLS!!!! WITNESS MY ULTIMATE POW-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
BAAM!!
Marik: X.X
Mysterious person: "Hmm...I am very sorry for hitting you but I must, any way I must make it back to the room....Bye!" *walks away*
Mysterious person #2: "*says quietly* Ya did it?"
Mysterious person: "Yes. I did...any way..why didn't you just hit him?"
Mysterious person #2: "That doesn't matter anymore....is he down?"
Mysterious person : *nod's head*
Mysterious person #2: "Good, now well just find....*ducks head* you-know-who and scram it!!!!!!!!"
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Nicki: "Five....h-hundred dollars.....for....Tweety?"
Aya: "W-w-w-w-w-w-w-why.....f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-five....h-h-h-h-h-"
Yuna: "I think my idiotic co-host is trying to say is-"
Aya: "*screams* CO-HOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yuna: "Uh...yeah....co-host..." she remarked with a sly smirk.
*pulls Aya off by a nearby corner*
Yuna: "And....as long as I get Tweety, you'll be co-host....*hands over box of candy*....comprende?"
Aya: *blink blink*
O.O
*drools continuously because of candy*
Aya: "Uh..huh..."
Yuna: "Hello?"
Aya: # . # "Chalk.....lat......."
Yuna: o.O "What?"
Aya: "CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Grabs candy*
Yuna: "Then we have a deal..."
Aya: *jumping in excitement * "EEEEEEHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ayami: "Hey you guys!!! What are you doing over there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Aya&Yuna: "........NOTHING!!!!"
Hakura: "Well then get you're do-nothing behinds over here before Klu gets TWEETY!!!!! *say's this while in ultra chibi form*"
Everyone: O.O
Hakura: "Oh stop with the comedy!!! I..er we!! Gotta get TWEETY!!!"
Everyone except Sakuya: "YEAH!!!!"
*everyone runs over to Klu and surrounds her in angry bull formation*
Klu: "*Rumiko pose ImL* Eh?"
Ayami: "Hand over Tweety..."
Aya: "YEAH!!"
Candy: "And do it now or face dear consequences..."
Aya: "YEAH!!"
Shizu: "So hand over Tweety now!!!"
Aya: "YEAH!!"
Yuna: "Ataack her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Klu: "I SAID, I DON'T HAVE TWEETY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Aya: "YEAH.....uh, what?!!"
Klu: "Well not yet for you see I-"
*From out the bathroom Sakuya appears*
Everyone: O.O....O.o....8.8..... "SAKUYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sakuya: "What?"
Nicki: "Where have you been!!!"
Sakuya: "Taking a dodo.. *pause to think*...why?"
Ayami: "*sweat drop* Dodo?"
Sakuya: "...Wel-"
Aya: "BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps on Sakuya and attempts to bear hug her* Where have you been!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ayami: "apparently taking a....dodo..."
Sakuya: "Watch it..."*says this while being strangled by Aya*
Sicora: "Uh you guys...where's Tweety?"
*everyone turns head*
Yuna: "HER!!!!!"
Aya: "*plays trumpet* Birt ba daaaaaaa! Birt ba daaaaaaa!"
Yuna: "CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*everyone points to a girl wearing a long sleeved horizontal purple and black shirt, a black throw back skirt, skirt matching tights, black chuck-Taylor's, and fingerless gloves who is carrying Tweety away!*
Everyone: "TWEETY!!!!"
*everyone goes slow-mo*
* Everyone starts runs after her while piano starts to play*
Ayami: "*screams with hand out* Twwwweeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!"
Shizu: "Nnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!"
New girl: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yuna: "Geeeeeeeeeeettttttttttt hhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeerrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Klu: "Ooooooffffff wwwwwiiiiiiittttttthhhhh hhheeeeerrrr heeeeaaaaaadddddd!!!!!!!!!!!"
Aya: "Caaaaaaannnnnndddddyyy!!!! YYyyyyyyyuuuuuuuummmmmm!!!!"
Candy: *turns head to Aya* "Uh?" *trips over rug* "Nnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo!!"
*bumps into the running Hakura*
Hakura: "Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Nicki: "Ooooooohhhhh.....Shhhhiiiiiittttt!!!!!"
Hakura: "Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Candy: *looks up and starts to laugh* "Haaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa!!!!"
Sakuya: "*puts hand on for head* Dddddddddiiiiiimmmmmm wwwwwiiiiiitttttssssss."
Boommm!!!!
*end of slow-mo*
Everyone: O.O
Yuna: "*gasp* W-we got her..."
Hakura&New girl: +.+
Off in the......nearby shadows....of....the.....room....
Bakura: "*sighs* It seems we have another new guest...*points at New girl*"
Ranma: "Dammit. Another!!! Oh well at least we have a fight on our hands."
Bakura: "*sweat drops* Is fighting all you ever think about"
Ranma: -.-...... "Yeah."
Mousse: "Don't worry about him Bakura, he just seems to always ruin everything..."
Ranma: "Ruin everything!!!! Why I outta!!!!!!!!"
Mousse: "Hmm, you can-'"
*jumps on Mousse and starts to attack him*
Mousse: "You fiend!!!!! And right when I was speaking!!!!!"
*both begin to beat the living hell out of one another*
Bakura: "YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THE FIGHTING!!!!!"
Ranma&Mousse: O.O
Bakura: "Now let's see, I guess I'll haft to teach you two the importance of friendship with none other than the friendship speech. By my close friend Anzu Mazaki."
Mousse&Ranma: ".....huh?"
Bakura: *evil smirk* "Or as none other tha....*turns head to sound affects guy* drum roll please?"
*drum*
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......
Bakura: "...Tea Gardner!!!!!!!!!!"
Ranma&Mousse: "NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Bakura: "Yes! Yes!! You'll be listening to the importance of friendship speech!!! And there's nothing that you can do about it!!!!!!! Ha haa haaa haaaaa haaaaaaa!!!!!"
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Yuna: "Oh ho! A cliffie and friend ship speech! Evil no?"
Sakuya: "Could've been more eviler."
Yuna: -_- "Right..."
Candy: "I wonder. Why did I start laughing when I fell? Shouldn't I be really pissed?"
Ayami: "I think you should've been pissed. But based on you're attitude and happy personality. You began to laugh...and more importantly at-"
Hakura: "ME!!!!"
Ayami&Candy: O.O
Hakura: "Why is everyone so mean to me?"
Candy: "Uh.......we love you it's just that you're a bit..."
Nicki: "Mean."
Hakura: "So what you're saying if I don't act so mean to you guys....you'll be more nice to me and the author won't haft to write all these scenes of me getting hurt?"
(author: "Uh...yeah......")
Hakura: "*thinks* Okay I'll do it!!!"
Aya: "And I will be you're coach!!! I will teach you the ways of the Aya!!!!!!!!!!"
Nicki: "The Aya"
Klu: "Why don't you call it the Klu? It sounds so much better."
Nicki: "*cough* or conceded...."
Klu: >.< "Happy thoughts......"
Shizu: "And anyways...you got the whole damn world named after you......"
Klu: *mega glare*
Shizu: O.O
Yuna: "OKAY!!! That's ENOUGH NOW!!!! WE GOTTA END IT!!!! SO SEE YA NEXT TIME AND REMEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF THER WERE NO MORE FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES!!!!"
Sakuya: "So basically what you're saying is that if there where no more of this Tea around....the world would be a better place?"
Yuna: "Yes....but lets not get into the further details!!! THE STORY MUST END NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sakuya: "Idiot..."
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