Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Close Encounters of the One Half Kind ❯ We're not in Muppet Treasure Island you know!! ( Chapter 4 )
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By: Mokenda 
Enter a new character... and she's an actual friend of the others! Weee!
Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 04.20.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 239 | Status: Completed
Enter a new character... and she's an actual friend of the others! Weee!
Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 04.20.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 239 | Status: Completed
The next day, Shawn woke up to find that he was tied up with a rope to Karen, Jessica, and Johnathan, and they were all hanging upside down by a cliff like in Muppet Treasure Island. He then had the sudden urge to sing the song that Miss. Piggy and Kermit sang.
"AAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Karen screamed as he began, "NOT THE TORTURE!!! Damn those wild 3 inch canaries for tieing us up here!"
"Shut up!" Jessica screamed and managed to free a leg and kick Karen in the face
"Owiiie!" Karen yelled in pain
"Wait!" Johnathan yelled! "How did you free your leg?! We're tied up in these rope like they're cocoons!"
"Easy!" Jessica said as she pulled out a rabid weasel with her mouth, "I found this and had it climb into my clothes, down to my legs, and had it chew the ropes!"
"But that means it went though your bra..." Johnathan said slowly
"So THAT'S what that was..."
Johnathan stared at Jessica uneasily as Karen and Shawn knawwed at the ropes.
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"Hey! What are you still there for?" Karen called down to Jessica and Johnathan from the top of the cliff.
"Huh? How did you get up there?!" Johnathan demanded
"Easy, look at the ropes!" Shawn replied
Johnathan looked at the ropes and screamed, Johnathan and Jessica were being held by a rope that was half chewed and about to break. "AAAAAAAAAAAA!!! WHY THE HELl DID YOU CHEW THE ROPE LIKE THAT?!"
"That wasn't them," Jessica said, "I got hungry!"
Karen then pulled out a chainsaw, "Hey! I'll get you down!" she said happily as she started to cut the rope.
"AAAAAA!!! NO!!! AAAAAA!!!" Johnathan and Jessica screamed, suddenly an octopus appeared next to Karen and took the chainsaw away.
"Blew bloudn't blay bwith blainsaws!" It said
Suddenly Trevor appeared "What? you say I should give Johnathan a blowjob?"
"AAAAAAAAA!!! NO!!! STAY AWAY FROM MEEEE!!!" Johnathan yelled in fear
The octopus pulled out it's retainer "No! I said you shouldn't play with chainsaws!"
Karen then grabbed the chainsaw from the octopus and threw it at Trevor while it was still on. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Trevor screamed in pain
"Happy Deathday!" Jessica called down to Trevor
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Shawn and Karen had pulled Jessica and Johnathan up to the top of the cliff, accedentally dropping Johnathan twice *coughONPURPOSEcough* when a guy with a map came through and almost fell off of the cliff, except for the fact that he grabbed Karen and pushed her downwards for him to get up.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Karen screamed as she fell, the stopped yelling as she ate a bag of cheetohs and taunted Shawn with the bag, then started screaming again, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *CRASH!*"
"Hey... I think she hit the bottom..." Johnathan said slowly
Suddenly a boulder flew up from the ground below that hit Johnathan in the head. Taped to it was a note, Shawn walked over to it "No duh," he read.
About 10 minutes later, Karen climbed to the top of the cliff exausted, she looked up and saw the guy with the map starting to walk away... completely lost (c'mon people, you know who this is, it's Ryoga! 50 slaps for anyone who didn't know who he was! *starts slapping a lot of people*)
"YOU!!!" She said in fury, Ryoga turned around and saw that Karen's eyes had little skulls and crossbones in them. A sweatdrop then appeared on his head as well as a look of utter terror.
"Um... uh... heh heh..." Ryoga said with fear "Um... uh... sorry about that... um... uh... *gulp*"
Shawn, Johnathan, and Jessica turned the other way and pulled out a TV and VCR and started watching Whose Line is it Anyway?, as Karen beat the crap out of Ryoga with anything she could find. Karen turned around to see that they were watching it without her. "HEY!!! REWIND THAT!!! I WANNA WATCH THAT EPISODE!!! It's the Lightning Rod Of Hate episode!" She tossed Ryoga off the cliff and sat down next to the others
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Ryoga screamed as he fell.
Shawn got up and threw some water over the cliff when Ryoga was about half way down.
"Hey, why'd you throw that?" Karen asked
"I heard in school that smaller objects don't get as badly hurt when they hit the ground from high places..."
"So?"
"Your right!" Shawn said as he pulled out a bucket of hot water and threw it at Ryoga who was now P-chan.
"QUEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! THAT'S HOT!!! *CRASH!!!*"
"Yay! We win!" Johnathan yelled
*slap* "No... I win!" Karen screamed
*whack* "No... I'm the winner!" Shawn said standing over Karen who had a big lump on her head from being hit by a tree.
"Owchie! That hurt!" Karen whined
"Good it was supposed to" Shawn replied.
Suddennly a bra flew at the girls and Shawn. "HA HA HA!!!" This is what you get for flattening me like a pancake and then dropping an anchor on me!" It was the old man... duh... I know you know it's Happosai... WORK WITH ME HERE!!! I'M ON A BUDGET!!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! IT'S TREVOR'S BRA!!!" They all screamed in terror
Suddennly someone leaped out of the bushes that just happened to be there for no apparent reason... hey what do you want? a bowl of jello?! You do? WELL TOO BAD!!!
"I finally own Trevor's bra!" the person yelled.
"WHO ARE YOU?!" Johnathan yelled
"I am-" They began
"WHO ARE YOU?!"
"I am-"
"WHO ARE YOU?!"
"I am... the poop dog! ... wait... that's not right... oh yeah! Now I remember! I'm Jason H.!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" They all screamed... even Happosai this time, suddenlly another person jumped out from behind another bush that just happened to be there and was carrying a hair clip.
"Elora?!" Shawn asked
"Silence! I am C.I.W.!!! Completely Insane Woman!" Elora screamed back at him.
"Completely Insane Woman! Jason H. is standing right over there! What are we gonna do?!" Jessica yelled at Elora imitating Drew Carey.
Elora suddenly pulls a hair clip out of her hair, Shawn grabs it and puts it on his shirt, "Oh yeah, I'm pimpin'!"
Elora kicks Shawn in the shin and grabs the hair clip.
"Hey!" Shawn said nursing his bruise in pain, "You didn't have to kick me!"
"I know... you're just fun to kick!" She replied happily, then she pressed a button on her hair clip, and then a green flash of light emerged.
"AAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Karen screamed as he began, "NOT THE TORTURE!!! Damn those wild 3 inch canaries for tieing us up here!"
"Shut up!" Jessica screamed and managed to free a leg and kick Karen in the face
"Owiiie!" Karen yelled in pain
"Wait!" Johnathan yelled! "How did you free your leg?! We're tied up in these rope like they're cocoons!"
"Easy!" Jessica said as she pulled out a rabid weasel with her mouth, "I found this and had it climb into my clothes, down to my legs, and had it chew the ropes!"
"But that means it went though your bra..." Johnathan said slowly
"So THAT'S what that was..."
Johnathan stared at Jessica uneasily as Karen and Shawn knawwed at the ropes.
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"Hey! What are you still there for?" Karen called down to Jessica and Johnathan from the top of the cliff.
"Huh? How did you get up there?!" Johnathan demanded
"Easy, look at the ropes!" Shawn replied
Johnathan looked at the ropes and screamed, Johnathan and Jessica were being held by a rope that was half chewed and about to break. "AAAAAAAAAAAA!!! WHY THE HELl DID YOU CHEW THE ROPE LIKE THAT?!"
"That wasn't them," Jessica said, "I got hungry!"
Karen then pulled out a chainsaw, "Hey! I'll get you down!" she said happily as she started to cut the rope.
"AAAAAA!!! NO!!! AAAAAA!!!" Johnathan and Jessica screamed, suddenly an octopus appeared next to Karen and took the chainsaw away.
"Blew bloudn't blay bwith blainsaws!" It said
Suddenly Trevor appeared "What? you say I should give Johnathan a blowjob?"
"AAAAAAAAA!!! NO!!! STAY AWAY FROM MEEEE!!!" Johnathan yelled in fear
The octopus pulled out it's retainer "No! I said you shouldn't play with chainsaws!"
Karen then grabbed the chainsaw from the octopus and threw it at Trevor while it was still on. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Trevor screamed in pain
"Happy Deathday!" Jessica called down to Trevor
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Shawn and Karen had pulled Jessica and Johnathan up to the top of the cliff, accedentally dropping Johnathan twice *coughONPURPOSEcough* when a guy with a map came through and almost fell off of the cliff, except for the fact that he grabbed Karen and pushed her downwards for him to get up.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Karen screamed as she fell, the stopped yelling as she ate a bag of cheetohs and taunted Shawn with the bag, then started screaming again, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *CRASH!*"
"Hey... I think she hit the bottom..." Johnathan said slowly
Suddenly a boulder flew up from the ground below that hit Johnathan in the head. Taped to it was a note, Shawn walked over to it "No duh," he read.
About 10 minutes later, Karen climbed to the top of the cliff exausted, she looked up and saw the guy with the map starting to walk away... completely lost (c'mon people, you know who this is, it's Ryoga! 50 slaps for anyone who didn't know who he was! *starts slapping a lot of people*)
"YOU!!!" She said in fury, Ryoga turned around and saw that Karen's eyes had little skulls and crossbones in them. A sweatdrop then appeared on his head as well as a look of utter terror.
"Um... uh... heh heh..." Ryoga said with fear "Um... uh... sorry about that... um... uh... *gulp*"
Shawn, Johnathan, and Jessica turned the other way and pulled out a TV and VCR and started watching Whose Line is it Anyway?, as Karen beat the crap out of Ryoga with anything she could find. Karen turned around to see that they were watching it without her. "HEY!!! REWIND THAT!!! I WANNA WATCH THAT EPISODE!!! It's the Lightning Rod Of Hate episode!" She tossed Ryoga off the cliff and sat down next to the others
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Ryoga screamed as he fell.
Shawn got up and threw some water over the cliff when Ryoga was about half way down.
"Hey, why'd you throw that?" Karen asked
"I heard in school that smaller objects don't get as badly hurt when they hit the ground from high places..."
"So?"
"Your right!" Shawn said as he pulled out a bucket of hot water and threw it at Ryoga who was now P-chan.
"QUEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! THAT'S HOT!!! *CRASH!!!*"
"Yay! We win!" Johnathan yelled
*slap* "No... I win!" Karen screamed
*whack* "No... I'm the winner!" Shawn said standing over Karen who had a big lump on her head from being hit by a tree.
"Owchie! That hurt!" Karen whined
"Good it was supposed to" Shawn replied.
Suddennly a bra flew at the girls and Shawn. "HA HA HA!!!" This is what you get for flattening me like a pancake and then dropping an anchor on me!" It was the old man... duh... I know you know it's Happosai... WORK WITH ME HERE!!! I'M ON A BUDGET!!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! IT'S TREVOR'S BRA!!!" They all screamed in terror
Suddennly someone leaped out of the bushes that just happened to be there for no apparent reason... hey what do you want? a bowl of jello?! You do? WELL TOO BAD!!!
"I finally own Trevor's bra!" the person yelled.
"WHO ARE YOU?!" Johnathan yelled
"I am-" They began
"WHO ARE YOU?!"
"I am-"
"WHO ARE YOU?!"
"I am... the poop dog! ... wait... that's not right... oh yeah! Now I remember! I'm Jason H.!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" They all screamed... even Happosai this time, suddenlly another person jumped out from behind another bush that just happened to be there and was carrying a hair clip.
"Elora?!" Shawn asked
"Silence! I am C.I.W.!!! Completely Insane Woman!" Elora screamed back at him.
"Completely Insane Woman! Jason H. is standing right over there! What are we gonna do?!" Jessica yelled at Elora imitating Drew Carey.
Elora suddenly pulls a hair clip out of her hair, Shawn grabs it and puts it on his shirt, "Oh yeah, I'm pimpin'!"
Elora kicks Shawn in the shin and grabs the hair clip.
"Hey!" Shawn said nursing his bruise in pain, "You didn't have to kick me!"
"I know... you're just fun to kick!" She replied happily, then she pressed a button on her hair clip, and then a green flash of light emerged.