Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Close Encounters of the One Half Kind ❯ Shampoo Bring Ramen! ( Chapter 3 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Mokenda 
GHAAAAAAH!!! CHAPTER 4 IS ON MY COMPUTER AT SCHOOL!!! THIS IS AS MUCH AS I CAN UPLOAD FOR THIS WEEKEND!!! GHAAAAAAH!!! Oh well... "IT'S A SHADOW!!! AAAAAA!!!" "IT'S A WALL!!! AAAAAA!!!"
Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 10.26.2002 | Updated On: 04.20.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 686 | Visits: 282 | Status: Completed
GHAAAAAAH!!! CHAPTER 4 IS ON MY COMPUTER AT SCHOOL!!! THIS IS AS MUCH AS I CAN UPLOAD FOR THIS WEEKEND!!! GHAAAAAAH!!! Oh well... "IT'S A SHADOW!!! AAAAAA!!!" "IT'S A WALL!!! AAAAAA!!!"
Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 10.26.2002 | Updated On: 04.20.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 686 | Visits: 282 | Status: Completed
Johnathan had rejoined the group by this time, and then, a sinister looking shadow appeared on the wall they were standing next to.
"AAAAA!!!" Jessica screamed
"It's a shadow! AAAAA!!!" Johnathan screamed
"It's a wall! AAAAA!!!" Karen screamed
"It looks like Keith's bra! AAAAA!!!" Shawn screamed
"Wait a second" Karen said slowly, "How would you know what that looks like?"
Shawn was silent
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" They all screamed as the creature making the shadow stepped into the light.
"It's a girl!" Shawn said, and ran over to smack her ass like doctors do to a baby when it's born.
"You were right... it does look like Keith's bra" Jessica said Karen stared at her uneasily
"Ranma!" The girl said as she hit Shawn in the face with her carrier she used to deliver ramen, "Shampoo bring good ramen for you!"
But Ranma couldn't hear her... he had been knocked out from Jessica hitting him in the face with her ass while dancing the bimbo dance right before Shampoo came.
"We'll take that!" Karen said happily, and grabbed the carrier and opened it up to find four bowls of ramen which she passed out to everyone and they all scarfed it down hungrily and even ate the bowls.
Johnathan felt something in his mouth and took it out and found a tooth. "Hey... what's this tooth doing here?"
Shawn looked over and grabbed the tooth, "So THAT'S where it went..." then he put it back in his mouth as Johnathan barfed.
Jessica then found something in her mouth, pulled it out, and it was a bra. "AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! WHAT THE HECK?!?!" she screamed
Johnathan then reached over, grabbed it, and tried it on.
"Yeah! This is just my size!" But then he read a tag aloud on the bra "Property of your old, fat, ugly librarian... "AAAAAAAAAA!!! GET IT OFF OF ME!!! GET IT OFF OF ME!!!" Johnathan yelled and threw at as far as he could.
Ranma had regained consiousness, and him and Shampoo were staring at the four completely demented friends in fear and confusion.
"Your friends very strange, Ranma..." Shampoo said slowly
"I never said they were my friends... I just met 'em"
Suddenly Shawn started singing "Bimbo, Bimbo!" Jessica stared at him.
"What songs have you been listening to?!"
"I just created it! I'm a bimbo! I'm a bimbo!"
*slap*
"I'M KIDDING!!! I'M KIDDING!!!"
Akane then runs in and sees Shawn and mistakes him for Ranma.
"RANMA!!!" Ranma then freezes and tries to hide in the background. Akane walks up to Shawn, thinking he's Ranma, and slaps him upside the head.
"OWIIE!!!" Shawn yelled in pain and stood up quickly, then he got right in Akane's face and started yelling "WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!?!?!"
Akane then begins to poke and pull at Shawn's face. "Hmm... nope! You're not him... sorry about that. Do you know where Ranma is?"
"Yup!" Jessica said importantly as she points to where Ranma is hiding "He's right over there by Shampoo!"
Suddenly Akane looks as though she's about to kill someone "RaaaaannMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!" She then runs over and beats the crap out of him and starts dragging him away by his pigtail. "Thank you." She said cheerfully to Jessica, and left.
"Hmm... she might even be better than you at hurting people" Johnathan said quietly. Karen threw a 3' x 3' piece of cement at him.
"DON'T EVEN SAY THAT!!!" She yelled (picture an Anime nerve bulging on her head) She then shoved another piece of cement up his nose. "Never compare me... unless I'm the better one!"
"Ok... you make a better boy than Johnathan!" Shawn said, Karen hit him and Jessica with rocks... even though Jessica didn't do anything, and hauled them away in a wheelbarrow.
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Ok! This is the end of chapter 3! You MUST review! I COMMAND you! I BEG YOU!!! I NEED good reviews! And by the way... the mess up with the last time I typed it was cause of Microsoft Word... IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!! I had my story nicely typed up with PLENTY of spaces... Damn Microsoft Word! Well... anywayz... REVIEW MY STORIES!!!
"AAAAA!!!" Jessica screamed
"It's a shadow! AAAAA!!!" Johnathan screamed
"It's a wall! AAAAA!!!" Karen screamed
"It looks like Keith's bra! AAAAA!!!" Shawn screamed
"Wait a second" Karen said slowly, "How would you know what that looks like?"
Shawn was silent
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" They all screamed as the creature making the shadow stepped into the light.
"It's a girl!" Shawn said, and ran over to smack her ass like doctors do to a baby when it's born.
"You were right... it does look like Keith's bra" Jessica said Karen stared at her uneasily
"Ranma!" The girl said as she hit Shawn in the face with her carrier she used to deliver ramen, "Shampoo bring good ramen for you!"
But Ranma couldn't hear her... he had been knocked out from Jessica hitting him in the face with her ass while dancing the bimbo dance right before Shampoo came.
"We'll take that!" Karen said happily, and grabbed the carrier and opened it up to find four bowls of ramen which she passed out to everyone and they all scarfed it down hungrily and even ate the bowls.
Johnathan felt something in his mouth and took it out and found a tooth. "Hey... what's this tooth doing here?"
Shawn looked over and grabbed the tooth, "So THAT'S where it went..." then he put it back in his mouth as Johnathan barfed.
Jessica then found something in her mouth, pulled it out, and it was a bra. "AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! WHAT THE HECK?!?!" she screamed
Johnathan then reached over, grabbed it, and tried it on.
"Yeah! This is just my size!" But then he read a tag aloud on the bra "Property of your old, fat, ugly librarian... "AAAAAAAAAA!!! GET IT OFF OF ME!!! GET IT OFF OF ME!!!" Johnathan yelled and threw at as far as he could.
Ranma had regained consiousness, and him and Shampoo were staring at the four completely demented friends in fear and confusion.
"Your friends very strange, Ranma..." Shampoo said slowly
"I never said they were my friends... I just met 'em"
Suddenly Shawn started singing "Bimbo, Bimbo!" Jessica stared at him.
"What songs have you been listening to?!"
"I just created it! I'm a bimbo! I'm a bimbo!"
*slap*
"I'M KIDDING!!! I'M KIDDING!!!"
Akane then runs in and sees Shawn and mistakes him for Ranma.
"RANMA!!!" Ranma then freezes and tries to hide in the background. Akane walks up to Shawn, thinking he's Ranma, and slaps him upside the head.
"OWIIE!!!" Shawn yelled in pain and stood up quickly, then he got right in Akane's face and started yelling "WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!?!?!"
Akane then begins to poke and pull at Shawn's face. "Hmm... nope! You're not him... sorry about that. Do you know where Ranma is?"
"Yup!" Jessica said importantly as she points to where Ranma is hiding "He's right over there by Shampoo!"
Suddenly Akane looks as though she's about to kill someone "RaaaaannMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!" She then runs over and beats the crap out of him and starts dragging him away by his pigtail. "Thank you." She said cheerfully to Jessica, and left.
"Hmm... she might even be better than you at hurting people" Johnathan said quietly. Karen threw a 3' x 3' piece of cement at him.
"DON'T EVEN SAY THAT!!!" She yelled (picture an Anime nerve bulging on her head) She then shoved another piece of cement up his nose. "Never compare me... unless I'm the better one!"
"Ok... you make a better boy than Johnathan!" Shawn said, Karen hit him and Jessica with rocks... even though Jessica didn't do anything, and hauled them away in a wheelbarrow.
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Ok! This is the end of chapter 3! You MUST review! I COMMAND you! I BEG YOU!!! I NEED good reviews! And by the way... the mess up with the last time I typed it was cause of Microsoft Word... IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!! I had my story nicely typed up with PLENTY of spaces... Damn Microsoft Word! Well... anywayz... REVIEW MY STORIES!!!