Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Close Encounters of the One Half Kind ❯ Ranma gets school torture too? Yay! ( Chapter 6 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Mokenda 
The friends go to Ranma's school and give him even more trouble than his fiancees have ever given him! Bwahahaha!
Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 04.20.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 238 | Status: Completed
The friends go to Ranma's school and give him even more trouble than his fiancees have ever given him! Bwahahaha!
Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 04.20.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 238 | Status: Completed
"Finally! We're back in Nerima!" Karen says happily.
"Yeah... no thanks to you!" Johnathan says angrily.
"How was I supposed to know we were only 10 feet away from the entrance!" Karen argued, "It's not my fault that that house looked like a bomb factory!"
"It's wasn't a house or a bomb factory! It was an UNDERWEAR factory!"
"Well... how do we know they weren't underwear bombs?"
Everyone groaned except, for Elora who was busy trying to light her underwear on fire.
Mousse comes over the hill and sees the girls and Shawn, but he mistakes Elora for Shampoo. Well... her hair is about the same lenth as Shampoo's! Plus... Mousse isn't that bright... I mean... he mistook Cologne (Shampoo's great-grandmother) for Shampoo! He even though guy Ranma was her too! I mean how stu-.
"OKAY!!! I THINK THEY GET IT!!!" Mousse yells.
Just telling it like it is...
"SHAMPOO!!!" Mousse yells as he runs down the hill, "I LOVE YOU!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!" Elora screams as he comes closer, Mousse grabs Elora and begins hugging her, "Shampoo! I'll never let you go!"
"Nooo! I don't want to be held forever just because I have a cat named Shampoo!" (I don't know this to be true... I'm just making this up! Plus... Elora has a lot of cats... who knows what SHE names them... dun dun DUN! *dramatic silence* O_o
"I think he means Shampoo... as in the one who is always chasing Ranma around." Karen says to Elora
"Ranma?! Where is Ranma?!" Mousse asks in fury and doesn't notice that he is squezzing Elora so tight she's turning blue, "I will KILL Ranma to keep you with me!"
"I'm not Shampoo!" Elora screams and kicks Mousse in the balls causing him to let go.'
"Yeah! She's the girl formerly known as Disney Porno Girl!" Johnathan says, then Elora throws a bag of rabid ferrets at him.
"I TOLD EVERYONE TO STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!" Elora screams, Mousse walks over and takes a good look at the now bruised and battered Johnathan.
"You know what you need..." He says looking at Johnathan.
"A hospital?"
"No... a tan..."
At hearing this, Renee and Elora fall to the ground laughing. Mousse leaves wondering what they were laughing at, and just to be sure, he tugs at his robes, afraid that his thong was showing.
****************************************************************
The six friends continue on, Elora and Karen each eating a bag of chips and laughing evily and kicking people in the face whenever they ask for any. They come upon Furikan High School, the school that Ranma, Akane, Ukyo, and all of the others that go to school go to school at.
"Hmm... you think we should sign up?" Jessica asked.
Karen flying jump kicks her in the face, "I'M NOT GOING TO SCHOOL!!! SCHOOL JUST ENDED IN ______ _____!!! YOU THINK I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL NOW?!?!"
"But what if we want to torment Ranma?" Elora asked.
Karen thinks this over... not too big of a strain... but a little bit of one... "You're right! Let's sign up and let the torment begin!"
Karen, Elora, Shawn, and Jessica begin laughing maniacally... Johnathan and Renee sit and watch.
"START LAUGHING EVILY!!!" Shawn yelled as he kicks them both in the heads.
Johnathan and Renee join the group in evil laughter... but only because Jessica and Shawn strapped kicking devices to them making them get kicked whenever they don't laugh maniacally.
*********************************************************************
Ranma and Akane walk in to the school the next morning, Ranma has some band-aids on his face from when Akane beat him up. "Hmph... if I see those weird people that were by the docks again... it'll be too soon." Ranma looks up and sees Johnathan, Shawn, Jessica, Karen, and their two new partners in crime, Elora and Renee. Ranma droops his head, "I need to learn to keep my big mouth shut..."
Elora looks up, "Ranma! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Feel my wrath of... uh... um... EVILNESS... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Huh? Wha-?" Ranma stutters confused.
"Another fiancee of yours?" Akane asked pissed
"YEAH RIGHT!!!" Ranma yells angrily... okay... so the only way he yells is angrily unless he's calling from a distance... no... not on the phone... I NEED YOU TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE STORY!!! NOT TO HOW PEOPLE YELL!!!
"Okay then... who is she?" She asks with a tone of sarcasm and suspicion in her voice.
"How should I know?!" Ranma says angrily
Elora walks up to Ranma and Akane and looks up at Ranma, "Hi! I'm Elora! I'll be your tormentor today! How may I hurt you?"
Akane and Ranma look at Elora, confused and scared at the same time.
Shawn walks up and jumps up into the air and sits on Elora's head, while taking out a hovering table and his tarot cards, he says "I am Ms. Cleo, I shall tell your future! The cost will be 5,000 yen a minute! Thank you!" Shawn shuffles his tarot deck and pulls out a card, "You will make me rich... well what do you know! It's right! Cough up the yen!"
"Uh...um...uh..." Akane says
"Oh well... there goes two potential customers..." Shawn sighs, "By the way... I'm Shawn."
Ukyo walks up after hearing Shawn's name, "Huh? Wait a second... you're the creator of "The Vampire Pizza... aren't you!"
Akane and Ranma look at her, "You know them?" They asked in unision.
"No... I just go to www.fanfiction.net a lot" She said as Ranma and Akane stare at her with 'That tells a lot' looks at her.
Shawn bows while still on Elora's head, Elora bends over, causing him to fall off, Elora stands back up, "Hey! I found a yen!"
Shawn glares at Elora, then stands up and looks back at Ukyo, "Yep! I'm Shawn _____!" Then he points at Elora and says, "This is Elora, the one that got bit in the ass!"
"Grrrrr..." Elora growls and kicks Shawn in the shin.
"OW!!!"
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Elora laughs and walks over to Ranma and kicks him in the shin repeatedly. His eyes water but he says nothing. Karen walks over, pulls out her flamethrower, and shoots Elora's hair setting it on fire, "AAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Elora screams, "MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!!! AND ON THE DAY I PUT A WHOLE BOTTLE OF HAIR SPRAY IN IT TOO!!!" At her saying this, the flames shoot up a couple feet.
"Ooooooo... aaaaaahh..." All of the students besides Ranma and Akane say as they stare in amazement at the giant flames.
Jessica walks up with some marshmallows on a stick and begins roasting them over Elora's flaming hair. Johnathan comes in with a pail of something and throws it on Elora's head... it turns out to be gasoline, the flames grow about three times bigger. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! IT'S PRETTY BUT IT BURNS!!!" Elora screams while staring in amazement at the fire. Renee comes in with a fire hose turned all the way up and blasts Elora with it, crashing her into a wall from the pressure. "Weee! That was fun!" Elora says as she stands up. Everyone begins laughing at Elora, she is now bald with a very shiny head. Shawn walks up and begins rubbing it.
"Ooooo... it squeaks!" He says
Jessica walks in wearing a robe and scepter and holding an imitation Colin Mochrie wig, "Bow down young Elora..."
"NO!" Elora screams.
"YES!" Jessica screams back at her.
"NO!!!"
"YES!!!" Jessica screams and hits Elora in the head with her scepter.
"Ouch!" Elora says as she falls, Jessica places the wig upon her head.
"I dub thee... COLIN MOCHRIE GIRL!!!" Jessica shouts and flings her arms up in the air hitting people with her staff.
*back ground voices* "OW!" "MY EYE! MY EYE!" "YAAAAAGH!" "OUCHIE!" "*FART* Excuse me..." "OWIE! OWIE!" *end of background voices because everyone who got hit is now unconsious*
Ranma and Akane are still staring at the friends... no not the TV show 'Friends'...while Ukyo talks to them.
"Um... can you tell me who is who of you guys in the story?" Ukyo asks.
"Of course we can!" Karen begins, "We are... THE MEGA HYPER HEROES!!!... wait... that's Rugrats... oh who cares..." She begins pointing to her friends, "That's Shawn, that's Jessica, that's Johnathan... aka LatoyYAH, that's Renee, she's not in it... and that's Elora... aka ass bitten lady..."
Shawn slaps Karen, " I ALREADY TOLD HER WHO ME AND ELORA WERE!!!"
"Well I didn't know!" Karen yells in his face and realizes that she's mistook Ranma for Shawn... well... they have the same hair color... "ACK!!! I'M GOING BLIND!!!" She screams.
"What are you talking about?!" Shawn asks and walks up to Karen who then trips him and hits him with the chalkboard.
"Hee hee... I should be in Komowari Theater... (Komowari Theater is in the series Kodomo no Omocha) I'm a good actor... I mean actress."
"Why did you correct yourself... you had it right the first time..." Johnathan said evily, and soon found himself being used as a rag to clean off the spit wads from the ceiling.
"Yeah... no thanks to you!" Johnathan says angrily.
"How was I supposed to know we were only 10 feet away from the entrance!" Karen argued, "It's not my fault that that house looked like a bomb factory!"
"It's wasn't a house or a bomb factory! It was an UNDERWEAR factory!"
"Well... how do we know they weren't underwear bombs?"
Everyone groaned except, for Elora who was busy trying to light her underwear on fire.
Mousse comes over the hill and sees the girls and Shawn, but he mistakes Elora for Shampoo. Well... her hair is about the same lenth as Shampoo's! Plus... Mousse isn't that bright... I mean... he mistook Cologne (Shampoo's great-grandmother) for Shampoo! He even though guy Ranma was her too! I mean how stu-.
"OKAY!!! I THINK THEY GET IT!!!" Mousse yells.
Just telling it like it is...
"SHAMPOO!!!" Mousse yells as he runs down the hill, "I LOVE YOU!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!" Elora screams as he comes closer, Mousse grabs Elora and begins hugging her, "Shampoo! I'll never let you go!"
"Nooo! I don't want to be held forever just because I have a cat named Shampoo!" (I don't know this to be true... I'm just making this up! Plus... Elora has a lot of cats... who knows what SHE names them... dun dun DUN! *dramatic silence* O_o
"I think he means Shampoo... as in the one who is always chasing Ranma around." Karen says to Elora
"Ranma?! Where is Ranma?!" Mousse asks in fury and doesn't notice that he is squezzing Elora so tight she's turning blue, "I will KILL Ranma to keep you with me!"
"I'm not Shampoo!" Elora screams and kicks Mousse in the balls causing him to let go.'
"Yeah! She's the girl formerly known as Disney Porno Girl!" Johnathan says, then Elora throws a bag of rabid ferrets at him.
"I TOLD EVERYONE TO STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!" Elora screams, Mousse walks over and takes a good look at the now bruised and battered Johnathan.
"You know what you need..." He says looking at Johnathan.
"A hospital?"
"No... a tan..."
At hearing this, Renee and Elora fall to the ground laughing. Mousse leaves wondering what they were laughing at, and just to be sure, he tugs at his robes, afraid that his thong was showing.
****************************************************************
The six friends continue on, Elora and Karen each eating a bag of chips and laughing evily and kicking people in the face whenever they ask for any. They come upon Furikan High School, the school that Ranma, Akane, Ukyo, and all of the others that go to school go to school at.
"Hmm... you think we should sign up?" Jessica asked.
Karen flying jump kicks her in the face, "I'M NOT GOING TO SCHOOL!!! SCHOOL JUST ENDED IN ______ _____!!! YOU THINK I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL NOW?!?!"
"But what if we want to torment Ranma?" Elora asked.
Karen thinks this over... not too big of a strain... but a little bit of one... "You're right! Let's sign up and let the torment begin!"
Karen, Elora, Shawn, and Jessica begin laughing maniacally... Johnathan and Renee sit and watch.
"START LAUGHING EVILY!!!" Shawn yelled as he kicks them both in the heads.
Johnathan and Renee join the group in evil laughter... but only because Jessica and Shawn strapped kicking devices to them making them get kicked whenever they don't laugh maniacally.
*********************************************************************
Ranma and Akane walk in to the school the next morning, Ranma has some band-aids on his face from when Akane beat him up. "Hmph... if I see those weird people that were by the docks again... it'll be too soon." Ranma looks up and sees Johnathan, Shawn, Jessica, Karen, and their two new partners in crime, Elora and Renee. Ranma droops his head, "I need to learn to keep my big mouth shut..."
Elora looks up, "Ranma! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Feel my wrath of... uh... um... EVILNESS... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Huh? Wha-?" Ranma stutters confused.
"Another fiancee of yours?" Akane asked pissed
"YEAH RIGHT!!!" Ranma yells angrily... okay... so the only way he yells is angrily unless he's calling from a distance... no... not on the phone... I NEED YOU TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE STORY!!! NOT TO HOW PEOPLE YELL!!!
"Okay then... who is she?" She asks with a tone of sarcasm and suspicion in her voice.
"How should I know?!" Ranma says angrily
Elora walks up to Ranma and Akane and looks up at Ranma, "Hi! I'm Elora! I'll be your tormentor today! How may I hurt you?"
Akane and Ranma look at Elora, confused and scared at the same time.
Shawn walks up and jumps up into the air and sits on Elora's head, while taking out a hovering table and his tarot cards, he says "I am Ms. Cleo, I shall tell your future! The cost will be 5,000 yen a minute! Thank you!" Shawn shuffles his tarot deck and pulls out a card, "You will make me rich... well what do you know! It's right! Cough up the yen!"
"Uh...um...uh..." Akane says
"Oh well... there goes two potential customers..." Shawn sighs, "By the way... I'm Shawn."
Ukyo walks up after hearing Shawn's name, "Huh? Wait a second... you're the creator of "The Vampire Pizza... aren't you!"
Akane and Ranma look at her, "You know them?" They asked in unision.
"No... I just go to www.fanfiction.net a lot" She said as Ranma and Akane stare at her with 'That tells a lot' looks at her.
Shawn bows while still on Elora's head, Elora bends over, causing him to fall off, Elora stands back up, "Hey! I found a yen!"
Shawn glares at Elora, then stands up and looks back at Ukyo, "Yep! I'm Shawn _____!" Then he points at Elora and says, "This is Elora, the one that got bit in the ass!"
"Grrrrr..." Elora growls and kicks Shawn in the shin.
"OW!!!"
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Elora laughs and walks over to Ranma and kicks him in the shin repeatedly. His eyes water but he says nothing. Karen walks over, pulls out her flamethrower, and shoots Elora's hair setting it on fire, "AAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Elora screams, "MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!!! AND ON THE DAY I PUT A WHOLE BOTTLE OF HAIR SPRAY IN IT TOO!!!" At her saying this, the flames shoot up a couple feet.
"Ooooooo... aaaaaahh..." All of the students besides Ranma and Akane say as they stare in amazement at the giant flames.
Jessica walks up with some marshmallows on a stick and begins roasting them over Elora's flaming hair. Johnathan comes in with a pail of something and throws it on Elora's head... it turns out to be gasoline, the flames grow about three times bigger. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! IT'S PRETTY BUT IT BURNS!!!" Elora screams while staring in amazement at the fire. Renee comes in with a fire hose turned all the way up and blasts Elora with it, crashing her into a wall from the pressure. "Weee! That was fun!" Elora says as she stands up. Everyone begins laughing at Elora, she is now bald with a very shiny head. Shawn walks up and begins rubbing it.
"Ooooo... it squeaks!" He says
Jessica walks in wearing a robe and scepter and holding an imitation Colin Mochrie wig, "Bow down young Elora..."
"NO!" Elora screams.
"YES!" Jessica screams back at her.
"NO!!!"
"YES!!!" Jessica screams and hits Elora in the head with her scepter.
"Ouch!" Elora says as she falls, Jessica places the wig upon her head.
"I dub thee... COLIN MOCHRIE GIRL!!!" Jessica shouts and flings her arms up in the air hitting people with her staff.
*back ground voices* "OW!" "MY EYE! MY EYE!" "YAAAAAGH!" "OUCHIE!" "*FART* Excuse me..." "OWIE! OWIE!" *end of background voices because everyone who got hit is now unconsious*
Ranma and Akane are still staring at the friends... no not the TV show 'Friends'...while Ukyo talks to them.
"Um... can you tell me who is who of you guys in the story?" Ukyo asks.
"Of course we can!" Karen begins, "We are... THE MEGA HYPER HEROES!!!... wait... that's Rugrats... oh who cares..." She begins pointing to her friends, "That's Shawn, that's Jessica, that's Johnathan... aka LatoyYAH, that's Renee, she's not in it... and that's Elora... aka ass bitten lady..."
Shawn slaps Karen, " I ALREADY TOLD HER WHO ME AND ELORA WERE!!!"
"Well I didn't know!" Karen yells in his face and realizes that she's mistook Ranma for Shawn... well... they have the same hair color... "ACK!!! I'M GOING BLIND!!!" She screams.
"What are you talking about?!" Shawn asks and walks up to Karen who then trips him and hits him with the chalkboard.
"Hee hee... I should be in Komowari Theater... (Komowari Theater is in the series Kodomo no Omocha) I'm a good actor... I mean actress."
"Why did you correct yourself... you had it right the first time..." Johnathan said evily, and soon found himself being used as a rag to clean off the spit wads from the ceiling.