Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Close Encounters of the One Half Kind ❯ School is just too crazy now! ...Isn't that good? ( Chapter 7 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Mokenda 
This one is pretty much ALL insanity, this is why the rating doesn't like people under 13... XD
Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 04.20.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 938 | Visits: 207 | Status: Completed
This one is pretty much ALL insanity, this is why the rating doesn't like people under 13... XD
Anime/Manga: Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 04.20.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 938 | Visits: 207 | Status: Completed
Our story begins with... wait... this isn't the beginning of a story... THIS IS CHAPTER 7 OF 'CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE ONE HALF KIND'!!! Ok... I've got it back under control now...
The whole class is gathered around in a circle watching as Johnathan is trying to pull Jessica's underwear off of her.
"LET GO!!!" Jessica screamed while hitting Johnathan with a super ugly guy.
"NO!!! NEVER!!! They'll look more sexy on me anyways!" Johnathan shouted back while frenching the guy each time he was hit with him.
Jessica stops and asks, "Which... the guy or the underwear?"
Johnathan ponders this for a moment and then says, "Both!"
Finally Jessica gets tired of trying to beat Johnathan away from her underwear and sits on his hands. She turns around and sees that she's actually sitting on his head. "At lease get your tounge out of it!"
"Ah... bootylicious... huh?"
Suddenly Elora comes out with a blow torch and begins flaming Johnathan's ass until he jumps out from under Jessica, and crashes into a wall.
Jessica looks up at everyone and asks, "Is it just me... or is there a draft in here?" Jessica looks over at Johnathan, who has a pair of boys underwear in her mouth and realizes that those are hers. "OH CRAP!!!" She screams and runs over to Johnathan, grabs the underwear back, and runs off to the bathroom.
Meanwhile... on the other side of the classroom, Renee is trying to fly. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" She screams as she jumps off the ceiling and crashes to the floor. She looks up at Karen and says, "I don't think you were telling the truth when you said that wearing my bra on the outside would help me fly..."
"I didn't say that..." Karen repied, "I said putting your bra on the outside would attract Happosai..."
Suddenly Happosai bursts through the door, "Bra? Where?!" He asked excitedly, he sees Renee and lunges at her, "A BRA AND A GIRL! PERFECT COMBINATION!!!"
While Renee runs around screaming her lungs out with Happosai clings to her chest, Karen pulls out a Cher cd and puts it into a player... she had a hard time shoving it up his ass... and puts some earphones on Johnathan's head. The music starts, and Johnathan begins screaming in terror. Suddenly he stops, "Huh? Oh... good... for a second there... I thought that was Utena music."
Karen, Shawn, and Jessica *after she returns from the bathroom* shoot up from where they were, and Shawn grabs a picture of Trevor and burns in front of Johnathan making him scream in terror at seeing a picture of his lover burned before his eyes.
Karen meanwhile is reading Johnathan's diary, "My bra is uncomfortable, I keep feeling like I'm getting a weggie on my chest. But this tampon feels nice and comfy, probably because of the nice long shit I had before I put it in, and I'm finally getting used to the make up."
"Dang... and you said that was an undershirt..." Karen says to Johnathan
"Hey! What's wrong with improv? Jessi likes it... ok... bad example..."
"You can say that again..." Shawn mutters
"ok... bad example..."
"*slap* I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY!!!"
"Well... you confused me..."
"That's not hard to do..."
"You can say that again..." Karen mutters
"*slap* SILENCE!!!" Shawn yells
"Hey... I didn't know you could yell a slap..." Elora says then trys to yell a kick while practicing on Ranma's balls. "Crap... it doesn't work..."
Ranma is on the floor groaning and says in a high squeaky voice, "No... I think it works fine..."
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Now for some childish pranks!
*goes back to the story* We're childish enough already... you really believed me?
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Jessica starts running through the class room while holding a green inflatable alien toy, "MY BABY!!! MY LITTLE JUVANA!!! DON'T DEINFL-er... DIE!!!"
Karen grabs the toy away from Jessica and walks over to a helium pump, "TIME TO PLAY DOCTOR!!!" Karen turns on the pump and fills the toy up but it turns out that the pump was actually a Nitroglycerin Pump... Juvana had a very disturbing funeral...
*flashback*
Johnathan is humping the coffin while Jessica is raping a chicken.
*end flashback*
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Hiiii! Yep! It's me! The author! The reason this chapter is kinda short is cause I couldn't think of anything else to do to torment Ranma and the freaky twisted friends which I just happen to be one of >:D MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh! And by the way... if you're bored and love anime... heck! If you're not bored or if you don't like anime... I want all of you to go to my site where you can be happy and naked... wait... scratch the naked part... well anyways... go to my site... http://anime_freak24.tripod.com. Who else besides me thinks there are too many ...? o_O...
The whole class is gathered around in a circle watching as Johnathan is trying to pull Jessica's underwear off of her.
"LET GO!!!" Jessica screamed while hitting Johnathan with a super ugly guy.
"NO!!! NEVER!!! They'll look more sexy on me anyways!" Johnathan shouted back while frenching the guy each time he was hit with him.
Jessica stops and asks, "Which... the guy or the underwear?"
Johnathan ponders this for a moment and then says, "Both!"
Finally Jessica gets tired of trying to beat Johnathan away from her underwear and sits on his hands. She turns around and sees that she's actually sitting on his head. "At lease get your tounge out of it!"
"Ah... bootylicious... huh?"
Suddenly Elora comes out with a blow torch and begins flaming Johnathan's ass until he jumps out from under Jessica, and crashes into a wall.
Jessica looks up at everyone and asks, "Is it just me... or is there a draft in here?" Jessica looks over at Johnathan, who has a pair of boys underwear in her mouth and realizes that those are hers. "OH CRAP!!!" She screams and runs over to Johnathan, grabs the underwear back, and runs off to the bathroom.
Meanwhile... on the other side of the classroom, Renee is trying to fly. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" She screams as she jumps off the ceiling and crashes to the floor. She looks up at Karen and says, "I don't think you were telling the truth when you said that wearing my bra on the outside would help me fly..."
"I didn't say that..." Karen repied, "I said putting your bra on the outside would attract Happosai..."
Suddenly Happosai bursts through the door, "Bra? Where?!" He asked excitedly, he sees Renee and lunges at her, "A BRA AND A GIRL! PERFECT COMBINATION!!!"
While Renee runs around screaming her lungs out with Happosai clings to her chest, Karen pulls out a Cher cd and puts it into a player... she had a hard time shoving it up his ass... and puts some earphones on Johnathan's head. The music starts, and Johnathan begins screaming in terror. Suddenly he stops, "Huh? Oh... good... for a second there... I thought that was Utena music."
Karen, Shawn, and Jessica *after she returns from the bathroom* shoot up from where they were, and Shawn grabs a picture of Trevor and burns in front of Johnathan making him scream in terror at seeing a picture of his lover burned before his eyes.
Karen meanwhile is reading Johnathan's diary, "My bra is uncomfortable, I keep feeling like I'm getting a weggie on my chest. But this tampon feels nice and comfy, probably because of the nice long shit I had before I put it in, and I'm finally getting used to the make up."
"Dang... and you said that was an undershirt..." Karen says to Johnathan
"Hey! What's wrong with improv? Jessi likes it... ok... bad example..."
"You can say that again..." Shawn mutters
"ok... bad example..."
"*slap* I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY!!!"
"Well... you confused me..."
"That's not hard to do..."
"You can say that again..." Karen mutters
"*slap* SILENCE!!!" Shawn yells
"Hey... I didn't know you could yell a slap..." Elora says then trys to yell a kick while practicing on Ranma's balls. "Crap... it doesn't work..."
Ranma is on the floor groaning and says in a high squeaky voice, "No... I think it works fine..."
*****************************
Now for some childish pranks!
*goes back to the story* We're childish enough already... you really believed me?
*****************************
Jessica starts running through the class room while holding a green inflatable alien toy, "MY BABY!!! MY LITTLE JUVANA!!! DON'T DEINFL-er... DIE!!!"
Karen grabs the toy away from Jessica and walks over to a helium pump, "TIME TO PLAY DOCTOR!!!" Karen turns on the pump and fills the toy up but it turns out that the pump was actually a Nitroglycerin Pump... Juvana had a very disturbing funeral...
*flashback*
Johnathan is humping the coffin while Jessica is raping a chicken.
*end flashback*
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Hiiii! Yep! It's me! The author! The reason this chapter is kinda short is cause I couldn't think of anything else to do to torment Ranma and the freaky twisted friends which I just happen to be one of >:D MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh! And by the way... if you're bored and love anime... heck! If you're not bored or if you don't like anime... I want all of you to go to my site where you can be happy and naked... wait... scratch the naked part... well anyways... go to my site... http://anime_freak24.tripod.com. Who else besides me thinks there are too many ...? o_O...