Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Ranma Vs. Krueger ❯ The Junsenkyo Connection ( Chapter 3 )

Author's Opening: All the disclaimers apply here as well. I just read that stuff with violence/fetish stuff should be rated NC-17 and be labeled as "hentai", but I think it was referring to lemon-type stories with violence/fetish themes. This is at the very least a lime-type story with violence. Anyway, Freddy movies are rated R, hence this is rated R, and let's just forget that a lot of them probably almost got an NC-17. lol

Revision Opening: I'm going through each of these chapters and inserting the new screenplay-formatted text (which has also had some changes, fixing typos and such). So now I hopefully won't get as many complaints about the spelling.

Ranma Vs. Krueger Part 3

INT. LIVING ROOM -- LATER

Ranma has Nabiki's laptop computer on his lap, but he groans in frustration.

RANMA

(back in guy-form) Great, Nabiki's laptop is password-protected and the ones at the library are probably no good so what should we do now?

There's a knock on the door, everyone jumps.

Ranma walks over to the door

RANMA (CONT'D)

Who is it?

DR. TOFU'S VOICE

It's me, Dr. Tofu, I think I may have some answers for you guys.

AKANE

Kasumi, could you make yourself scarce for awhile, I'll explain everything he says to us later.

KASUMI

(not sure why but-) Alright.

Kasumi gets up and goes to her room. After that, Ranma opens the door.

Dr. Tofu comes in, folding up his umbrella. It's still raining pretty hard outside.

RANMA-CHAN

Uh, Tofu?

TOFU

Oh, sorry Ranma.

Some of the water came off the umbrella and onto Ranma…after all this time with no trouble…

INT. LIVING ROOM -- A LITTLE LATER

Akane pours some warm water on Ranma from the same kettle she used only a few moments before to do the same thing.

Everyone's gathered around Dr. Tofu, waiting for him to start speaking.

TOFU

Ever since I found out about Freddy Krueger, I knew this might eventually happen.

RANMA

How?

TOFU

During my training trip, I learned several things about ancient Chinese history, and particularly about the dream demons.

AKANE

You mean the ones that joined their powers with Freddy?

TOFU

Correct.

DIMI-CHAN

Cool!

TOFU

Long ago, their rule of the dream realm was supreme. No one could go to sleep at night with the certainty that they'd be alive the next morning.

RANMA

Sounds a lot like the problem we're having.

TOFU

But, a single warrior, a young teenaged girl with special powers was able to defeat them, hence making their powers too weak to haunt anyone's dreams any longer. That is, until they could join with a soul vile and wicked enough that they could make into an immortal dream master. That man, of course, was Freddy Krueger.

AKANE

Yeah, we know about that part, but who was that young girl, the warrior?

TOFU

Haven't you already guessed? She's the red-headed girl who later drowned in one of the cursed springs of Junsenkyo, the same spring that Ranma fatefully fell into and took on her form. And with the form you have formidable powers in the dream realm, powers that may very well allow you to defeat Freddy.

RANMA

But will these powers always work as well as they did when I saved Akane from those tentacle things?

TOFU

From what I understand the powers need a lot of focus and a great deal of will-power in order to work. Back there, you were probably able to stop him because he was trying to hurt Akane.

RANMA

So what-it's like I need to be feeling strong emotions or somethin' to beat this guy?

TOFU

Something to that effect, yes.

JUTON

So wouldn't Ranma have to go to sleep in girl-form in order to use these powers?

TOFU

That is not entirely clear.

DIMI-CHAN

Or we could just drink coffee all night.

AKANE

That didn't seem to work out that well for Nabiki last night!

RANMA

Look, we all probably would be better off sleeping now-if we all survive the night at least we'll catch our plane in time. Besides, my powers might keep us safe.

UKYO

So you're going to be sleeping in girl-form tonight, Ranma?

RANMA

Well, I somehow don't think it would actually matter in the dream world.

DIMI-CHAN

Well, we can only hope he's right.

INT. RANMA AND AKANE'S BEDROOM -- NIGHT

Ranma-Chan grumbles, Akane comes out of the closet in her night gown.

AKANE

Ranma?

R-CHAN

Huh?

AKANE

Could you please do me a favor?

R-CHAN

Depends on what it is…

AKANE

Could you…uh…hold me while I sleep?

RANMA

B-but I'm in girl form!

AKANE

But you're still Ranma! ...and it would make me feel a little safer. And don't worry, I put all my mallets away in the closet. I trust you.

R-CHAN

And you picked a fine and dandy time to start!

AKANE

(getting into the bed) Ranma, just shut up and hold me!

R-Chan

(wrapping her arms around Akane) I'm probably going to regret this, you know mallets aren't the only way you can hurt me.

INT. LIVING ROOM -- CONCURRENTLY

DIMI-CHAN

This is so fun, it's like a sleep-over! Except for the part about a maniac trying to kill us in our dreams, of course!

JUTON

Can't you just go to sleep?

UKYO

Yeah, what he said.

D-CHAN

(ignoring them) Where have Genma and Soun been?

UKYO

Akane said they've been upstairs ever since they saw Nabiki dead.

INT. SOUN AND GENMA'S ROOM

They both have been staring at each other for the longest time…

GENMA

(breaking the silence) Do you think we were just hallucinating or something?

SOUN

Maybe…do you want to go down there and check?

GENMA

No!...do you?

SOUN

Not particularly.

They then return to their silent staring contest.

INT. LARGE DARKENED ROOM

Somehow, Ranma's a guy again. He looks around, nervous. Behind him, a giant cat with Freddy's face somehow melded into it comes out of the shadows.

Ranma turns around and his eyes widen.

FREDDY

Wanna play a little game of cat and Ranma?

Ranma begins to run for his life.

Freddy laughs maniacally as he starts chasing Ranma.

Ranma's obviously scared out of his mind.

FREDDY

Don't look back, Ranma, I'm CAT-ching up with you Ahahahahahahahaha!!

Ranma crawls into what is apparently a mouse hole. He stops for a moment and catches his breath, but the moment is brief before metal cat claws tear through the wall, and Ranma has to try desperately to outrun them.

Soon, however, he reaches a dead end.

He turns around, and it seems as if all hope is lost. Then there's a whapping sound and a cat yelp and the claw goes limp.

Back in the room itself, Ukyo firmly holds onto the spatula she just used to render the cat-Krueger apparently unconscious.

UKYO

(to the cat) Hey Freddy, ever played "skin the CAT"?!

Ranma walks out through part of the gash in the wall. Ukyo is decidedly huge in comparison.

However, in the next instant he's full-size again. But the cat has disappeared.

RANMA

Uh, thanks Ucchan.

UKYO

Where'd Freddy go?

RANMA

Huh?

Suddenly, his claw goes right through Ukyo's chest. She looks down in shock as Freddy rises up from behind her.

FREDDY

You don't even have nine lives, and I've got an infinite supply, bitch!

UKYO

(her life fading away) Ranma!

RANMA

Ukyo!

Freddy just laughs.

UKYO

I…hope…you and Aka-nnay…can be…happy…toge…ther… She goes limp.

FREDDY

Awww, famous last words. Could' a been a little less melodramatic, but it's too late now! Ahahahahhahahaha!!!!

RANMA

You bastard…you…

FREDDY

If you're going to call me names, call me something that I'm not!

Dimi-Chan is laughing hysterically in the background. Juton just rolls his eyes.

D-CHAN

Oh, you're just so funny, Mr. Krueger! I LOVE your sense of humor!

Freddy looks at her…like she's out of her mind!

D-CHAN (CONT'D)

Don't worry about us, go ahead and kill him-just make it fun for us to watch!

Freddy smiles…she's his kind of girl…of course, he'll still kill her later, but still, he likes her… D-Chan: Ranma! Where are you going?! He hasn't killed you yet!

Getting back to business… Suddenly, Krueger's malleted from behind!

FREDDY

Ow! Not again! Painful…memories…Ahahahahahahahaha!!!

He turns around and grabs Akane's mallet, which expands in his hands to several times its already quite large size.

But then he falls down, having just taken a rather powerful kick from Ranma.

Ranma grabs Akane and together they both disappear.

D-CHAN

Awww, c'mon Juton, let's wake up-Freddy's not gonna kill anyone else at this rate.

With that they too, disappear.

INT. AIRPORT -- MORNING

RANMA

Well, it seems like it's finally going to be over.

D-CHAN

Nah, it's too early for that. Something's bound to happen.

JUTON

Don't be so cynical, Dimi-Chan.

D-CHAN

Who said I was being cynical?

Juton just sighs in response.

INT. PLANE (IN FLIGHT)

Genma and Soun sit next to each other, staring off apparently into space Kasumi sits in the next row up, next to Dr. Tofu, who fortunately is asleep. In the next row after that, is Dimi-Chan and Juton, who're chatting with each other.

D-CHAN

I've heard about these guys, they have infrared vision and can make themselves invisible. Only problem is that underneath those masks they wear they're real ugly mutherfuckers. So, I'm thinking, in this place in Japan called F-City, there's this ideal organization called ACROSS... (she keeps on babbling on to Juton incoherently, he isn't really listening).

In the row in front of them sits Ranma and Akane.

RANMA

Hey, about last night…

AKANE

Don't worry, it's over, the plane should be far away from Springwood shortly.

RANMA

No, it's not that…it was just, holding you like that, it was…uh…nice. It felt so, aww, I know it sounds corny, but it felt right. I kinda wished I was in guy from, though, but you probably wouldnt've let me if-

AKANE

I told you then it didn't matter to me. That still hasn't changed.

RANMA

It's not like I want to…'ya know…yet. I'm still not quite ready for "that" yet.

AKANE

Trust me, that part's definitely mutual.

RANMA

So…would you let me…even as a guy, I mean, the cuddling thing?

AKANE

Yeah, sure. I think we could both use that after everything that's happened…everyone who's…died… Akane starts to cry again. This time Ranma comforts her, and at the same time it serves to comfort himself for the loss of Ukyo.

RANMA

We both lost people we really cared for back there…but now, I guess we have each other.

Meanwhile, back with Kasumi and Tofu, the latter is nudged awake by the former.

KASUMI

Dr. Tofu, we've just flown past the border of Springwood, it looks like we're finally safe.

DR. TOFU

(to the fat guy across from him) Well, Kasumi, it looks like that's some good news!

KASUMI

Silly Tofu, I'm over here!

INT. AIRPORT -- LATE AFTERNOON

DIMI-CHAN

Damn, I half expected there to be a little bit of carnage on the airplane.

JUTON

(Sarcastically) Freddy probably just couldn't get past the tight American security!

D-CHAN

(with equal sarcasm) Very funny, hun…well, at least we'll get to see some of the sights in Japan.

Soun and Genma are walking like robots behind them.

KASUMI

Oh my, I do dislike traveling on airplanes.

AKANE

(to Ranma) I think Kasumi ended up making Dr. Tofu forget to say goodbye to us before he left… Ranma: Well at least we're home now, and safe.

Ryouga comes running through the crowd.

RYOUGA

Raaaahhhhhhhhhnnnnmaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!!

Ranma just punches him square in the face, rendering him nearly unconscious.

RANMA

Did I mention that Ryouga and P-Chan are one and the same? I made a warriors oath not to say it but after what happened I realized that life is too short not to tell right away.

AKANE

You mean the pig I've allowed to share my room-my BED with is really Ryouga? But…why? Why didn't he tell me?

RANMA

What can I say? He thinks he's in love with you.

RYOUGA

(getting up) I do love her, I-(suddenly realizes what he's just admitted to and that Akane is present and freezes up).

RANMA

Look, Ryouga, I'm married to Akane now, and I'm starting to get comfortable with the idea. My advice to you is to get over her, or at least settle for being friends and find someone else who can actually love you back and is not just about to mallet you out of the airport.

And as stated, Akane mallets Ryouga out of the airport, knocking him right into a plane that had just taken off. He bounces off it and back down into the airport, landing on his face.

They are just starting to leave when Ryouga starts getting up again.

RYOUGA

Akane!

Akane turns around slowly.

AKANE

Yes, Ryouga?

RYOUGA

Just…make sure that Ranma treats you…with the respect you deserve… Akane: I'll be sure to do that, Ryouga.

Akane turns back around and joins her family.

RYOUGA (CONT'D)

Thanks…Akane… With that, he falls back over again in pain.

INT. TENDO DOJO -- EVENING

AKANE

Home at last!

DIMI-CHAN

So this is where you guys live?

RANMA

Yeah.

D-CHAN

Neat.

AKANE

Don't tell me you guys want to stay over here.

KASUMI

Soun and Genma can share a room again, and of course, Ranma and Akane you will be sharing a room, right? That'll leave the guest room free.

RANMA

Uh…yeah, I guess it could work then.

AKANE

Just try not to get into any trouble.

D-CHAN

Oh, c'mon, do we look like the kind of people who would get into trouble? …wait, don't answer that… That night…

INT. TENDO DOJO -- NIGHT

KASUMI

Hey, I'm going to go bring some noodles over to Dr. Tofu to thank him for traveling so far to tell us about all that mystic stuff!

Hearing no reply, she just assumes everyone's okay with it and she heads out the door.

EXT. DR. TOFU'S PLACE

Kasumi knocks on the door.

KASUMI

Dr. Tofu, are you still awake?

TOFU

Kasumi? Oh yes, please come in!

Kasumi does just that.

INT. DR. TOFU'S PLACE

KASUMI

Dr. Tofu, I brought you some noodles.

TOFU

(facing Betty [you know, the skeleton]) Why thank you Kasumi. Where do you have them?

KASUMI

(Going around Betty and handing him the bowl) Here.

TOFU

Oh thank you, Kasumi. Let me sit down here and try it.

He walks over to a nearby table and ends up sitting on the table itself.

He DOES manage to get out some chopsticks, however, and begins to eat the noodles.

KASUMI

Do you like it?

TOFU

It's-it's… (he starts gagging)

KASUMI

TOFU! IT CAN'T TASTE THAT BAD!

Tofu falls over onto the table and starts thrashing around. Kasumi then realizes it's something serious and tries to hold Tofu down as he screams in pain.

Suddenly, there's a snapping sound, and a little blood starts spreading on Tofu's chest. He stops squirming, and suddenly something's pops out of his chest!

Blood squirts on Kasumi's face, she backs up and screams.

KASUMI (CONT'D)

OH MY!!!

We look back at Tofu to see Freddy's head had just popped through his chest.

FREDDY

What, were you expecting something else?! Ahahahahahaha!!!

Freddy then claws his way out of Tofu. Kasumi is still cowering in a corner.

FREDDY (CONT'D)

(looking straight at Kasumi) Heh heh heh!

INT. KASUMI'S BEDROOM -- NIGHT

Kasumi wakes up with a start.

KASUMI

Freddy!

INT. RYOUGA'S TENT -- NIGHT

Ryouga's sleeping peacefully, until suddenly a high-pitched scrapping noise wakes him up.

He gets up and goes outside his tent to investigate.

INT. LABYRINTH MAZE

And he finds himself in a huge maze!

RYOUGA

What the hell?

He starts wandering through the maze, but after a short while, he's back at his tent.

RYOUGA (CONT'D)

That's strange.

He tries going down another path in the maze, but that path also seems to lead him straight back to the start.

RYOUGA (CONT'D)

Do any of these paths actually lead to an exit?

He then notices a passage opening, and at the end of that passage is a door with an overly obvious "EXIT" sign hanging over it.

He walks down it, but suddenly realizes that there's a small pool of water between the beginning of the passage and the exit.

Of course, the moment he notices this is also the moment he steps into it.

P-Chan squeals and thrashes around helplessly in the water, but finally manages to leap out of it, heading back into the maze, hoping against hope for a second, pig-sized exit somewhere! We pan up to see how large the maze is, as well as a huge Freddy Krueger wearing a lab coat and taking notes.

FREDDY

Hmmm…let's see how the pig reacts to electrical stimulus.

P-Chan reaches a dead end-Freddy pushes a button that electrocutes P-Chan, but doesn't yet kill him.

Freddy takes some more notes.

FREDDY (CONT'D)

Very interesting!

P-Chan tries a different path and ends up in a corridor with a large fan.

FREDDY (CONT'D)

Time to try out the wind tunnel!

Freddy presses another button, which activates the fan. Poor P-Chan is blown into the wall at the other end of the corridor, and being smushed further and further into it by the force of the wind.

FREDDY (CONT'D)

Fuck cruelty to animals, this is SCIENCE!!

He flips the switch off and jots down a few more notes as P-Chan slides down to the ground.

FREDDY (CONT'D)

(checking his watch) Looks like there's time for one more experiment!

Freddy presses the third and final button, which opens a chute beneath P-Chan from which frames rise.

FREDDY (CONT'D)

Mmmm…fresh pork!

INT. AKANE'S ROOM (NOW RANMA AND AKANE'S ROOM), TENDO DOJO

Ranma wakes up, his breathing heavy. He also wakes up Akane, since he was holding her before he woke up himself.

AKANE

Ranma, what is it?

RANMA

Freddy's here, and he just put Ryouga in the oven!

INT. INDOOR HOT SPRING

Happosai doesn't really care how he ended up falling asleep one place and waking up here, if he was kidnapped, he couldn't think of a better place to be kidnapped to.

HAPPOSAI

Ah, this is paradise!

A door then opens, and five super-modelesque girls wearing bikinis come in and, after closing the door behind them, go into the spring, gathering themselves around Happosai.

All of them speak in unison.

GIRLS

(seductively) Hello, Happosai!

HAPPOSAI

(smugly) Well, hello girlies!

GIRLS

What can we do to serve you?

Happosai's eyes grow even wider than when the girls first walked in!

HAPPOSAI

Wait, this isn't paradise, I'm in HEAVEN!!

The girls take off their bikinis, but instead of boobs, they each have twin Freddy heads!!

All of them also speak in unison.

FREDDY BOOBS

Not quite yet, you aren't! Ahahahahahaha!!!

Underneath the water, the middle girl uses her clawed-hand to "neuter" Happosai!

HAPPOSAI

(realizing what happened) No! NOOOO!! AHHH!!! Just kill me now, OH PLEASE KILL ME!!!

GIRLS

Whatever you wish, master Happosai!

Their "boobs" just laugh as five clawed hands fill the hot spring water with Happosai's blood.

Author's Conclusion: And there you have it folks. I'm hoping that I might be able to write yet another part today, and perhaps even finish the story by tomorrow! It's great already having everything written out, but I still will appreciate any reviews and comments, because nothing is written in stone, just on paper, so I can make changes to any of the previous parts or anything I'm about to write based on your feedback, so please feel free to review or send your comments via e-mail: deejaygamer@yahoo.com.

Revision Conclusion: As I've said before, please e-mail me any errors that still exist or point it out in a review. Also tell me what you liked, disliked, etc. Oh, btw this chapter's 24 pages in Word. Just in case you're keeping count.

Once again, thanks!