Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Ranma Vs. Krueger ❯ Place Your Bets ( Chapter 4 )

Author's Intro: Okay, this is the last part I'm going to do tonight, hopefully if I don't finish the story with this one, I'll be able to finish it with the next. So many characters to kill and so little time. lol

Revision Intro: Well, I'm almost done now. Strangely, even with proper formatting, the script still ends up being under 100 pages long. I guess it just might be my style or something, because with all the death scenes and such, I'm sure this movie would be at least an hour and a half long.

Ranma Vs. Krueger Part 4

INT. TENDO DOJO, LIVING ROOM -- NIGHT

KASUMI

Oh my, what can we do now?

DIMI-CHAN

I told you it was too soon for it to be over!

RANMA

I'm sure I could use the powers my girl-form gives me to stop him once and for all, but I'm not entirely sure how to use them.

AKANE

They probably just work through instinct or something. That seemed to be the case when you saved me that one time.

RANMA

Yeah, I guess. I'm just kinda afraid it might not work.

DIMI-CHAN

Oh, don't worry about that, they probably won't.

INT. NEKOHATEN, NIGHT

Mousse is asleep, his head resting on one of the counters. He is awoken by Freddy's patented claw screech sound effect.

MOUSSE

(waking up) Who's there?

Suddenly, his glasses are pulled off by an invisible force. They land in the hands of Freddy Krueger, who scratches up the lenses with his claws, then drops them to the floor and steps on them for good measure.

FREDDY

Can't you see, it's me Fred-dy!

A spiked ball on a chain is thrown just to the left of Freddy.

FREDDY (CONT'D)

Missed me!

We switch to a blurred P.O.V., there's a very blurry red and green shape that's really hard to make out.

Next a barrage of ten knives, but Freddy just walks closer and closer to Mousse as they pass either to the right, left, or just above Freddy.

Back in the P.O.V. the shape finally comes into focus, right in front of Mousse's face.

FREDDY (CONT'D)

Peak-a-boo!

Mousse, hoping to use the element of surprise, wraps a chain around Freddy's neck.

MOUSSE

You just ruined your one advantage!

FREDDY

Not my only advantage.

He uses his clawed hand to scratch at Mousse's face, and his grip loosens enough for Freddy to get free.

Freddy then grabs the chain from Mousse and it hovers from Freddy's hand, as if it were a stick and not a chain.

FREDDY (CONT'D)

Now, I know this may be a bit hard for you to swallow!

With that the chain flings itself into and down Mousse's throat, making him gag.

COLOGNE

(from off-camera) Leave the boy alone, dream master!

FREDDY

Make me, bitch!

COLOGNE

You asked for it!

Cologne unleashes her incredible and ancient powers upon Freddy, but he doesn't even flinch. He just chuckles.

COLOGNE (CONT'D)

It's not possible, no one can-

FREDDY

You should know that when you fight a dream master…YOU CAN'T WIN!

With that his claw slices her in half, or rather, into fifths.

At that exact same moment, Mousse finishes suffocating and falls down dead.

Freddy can only laugh, this is all too easy…

INT. LIVING ROOM, TENDO DOJO

Ranma-Chan's eyes snap open

R-CHAN

He's at the Nekohaten, I think he intends to kill Shampoo!

AKANE

As much as I hate her…we've gotta stop him!! Let's go!!

R-CHAN

No, just me, it's too dangerous for you to go.

AKANE

But Ran-

Ranma-Chan had already returned to her trance.

INT. SHAMPOO'S BEDROOM -- NIGHT

The door slowly creeps open.

Shampoo's eyes flutter open to see, Ranma standing in the door.

He's half-naked.

SHAMPOO

Ranma? Why you here? Why not wearing shirt?

RANMA

I love you, Shampoo.

SHAMPOO

Shampoo love Ranma too, but…Ranma love Shampoo?

Ranma pushes Shampoo down onto the bed before lying down on top of her.

Shampoo sighs blissfully.

SHAMPOO (CONT'D)

Almost too good, be true…

RANMA

Shampoo, let me…

SHAMPOO

(after a moment) Yes, Ranma?

Ranma's changes as he speaks.

RANMA

Let me…TEAR YOU UP INTO LITTLE PIECES!

SHAMPOO

Wait second! You not Ranma!

Ranma instantly morphs into Freddy Krueger!

FREDDY

Damn right I'm not, BITCH!

Shampoo struggles in vain to fight off her attacker. But soon enough his claws sink into her delicate flesh and she cries out in pain!

SHAMPOO

No! Stop! Stop! It hurt Shampoo stop!

FREDDY

Your lips say no, but Freddy says YES!

He laughs and keeps on cutting. Soon, she becomes silent, and very much dead.

Freddy lets out a big laugh.

FREDDY (CONT'D)

(getting up) That's two former fiancé's down, one WIFE to go!

RANMA-CHAN

Think again, ASSHOLE!!

Ranma kicks Krueger and sends him flying through several walls.

DIMI-CHAN

(in background) Ranma Vs. Krueger! Place your bets!

Suddenly a crowd of people come up to Dimi-Chan waving money around in their hands, each shouting how much they're betting and for whom. Dimi-Chan smiles wickedly.

INT. NEKOHATEN, KITCHEN

An oven buzzes.

Ranma-Chan enters just as this happens.

FREDDY

Oh look! It's done!

Freddy reaches into the oven and pulls out a roasted pig, wearing a yellow and black bandanna around its neck.

Ranma-Chan ignores the pork and punches Freddy in the face.

FREDDY (CONT'D)

Now that's no way to treat a cook!

Freddy tries to slash at Ranma-Chan with his claws, but she's too quick, she dodges.

FREDDY (CONT'D)

What makes you think that just because the girl you turn into managed to defeat the guys who gave me my powers, that you can just destroy me?

­R-CHAN

I dunno, what makes you think that I CAN'T?!

Ranma-Chan delivers a powerful roundhouse kick that sends Freddy flying straight into Furikan High, which in this dream world is conveniently located next door.

Ranma-Chan walks towards the building.

INT. FURIKAN HIGH SCHOOL, HALLWAY

Akane peaks out from one of the classrooms.

AKANE

I don't care if Ranma says it's too dangerous-I want to see the guy who killed my sister get what he deserves!

FREDDY

I personally think I deserve to have your soul.

Akane screams, Freddy just appeared right behind her and she leaps away.

FREDDY (CONT'D)

But that's only my opinion, let's see what Ranma thinks… He pulls out a small, but strangely realistic hand puppet of Ranma.

RANMA PUPPET

I'd like to see that uncute tomboy of a bitch die a cruel and gruesome death, Freddy!

Freddy takes off the hand puppet and carelessly throws it aside.

FREDDY

Then it's agreed. KILL THE BITCH!!

RANMA-CHAN

What about what the REAL Ranma has to say?!

FREDDY

Or maybe I'll just kill this other bitch first!

Freddy heads straight for Ranma, but gets kicked from the side by…Kodachi?

KODACHI

Ranma, my love! I care not that you can turn into a girl! I will protect you until my heart beats not!

FREDDY

It won't be once I'm through with you!

RANMA

(to Akane) You told her?

AKANE

Strange that she actually believed me.

Kodachi wraps Freddy up in her ribbon, but using his claws he easily manages to break free.

He then takes what's left of the ribbon and lets it fly and slip around Kodachi's neck.

He then uses the ribbon to lift her off the ground and send her flying into one side of the hall, and then the other repeatedly.

AKANE (CONT'D)

Ranma, aren't you going to do something?!

But right as she asks that, Freddy lets Kodachi's body slide to the ground, dead.

FREDDY

Too late now! So…let's see which bitch should I kill next? Meanie Miennie Meanie-MOE!

He grabs out toward Akane but Ranma-Chan blocks him.

FREDDY (CONT'D)

Wait your turn!

Ranma-Chan kicks him across the hall.

He quickly gets back up.

FREDDY (CONT'D)

Well, if you insist!

As soon as he gets within range, Ranma-Chan hits him up through the ceiling with a swift uppercut.

RANMA

(to Akane) Wait down here.

Ranma jumps up through the hole and into

INT. ARENA?

A crowd roars in excitement, half of them holding up signs that cheer on Ranma, the other half is of course either wanting or just waiting for Freddy to win.

The hole in the ground seems to heal itself, and an announcer-Dimi-Chan can be heard over a loud speaker.

DIMI-CHAN

Ladies and gentlemen-the main event "Ranma Saotome Vs. Freddy Krueger!" And of course, no battle of this magnitude would be complete without-THE STEEL CAGE!!!

Fireworks go off above as the large cage is lowered ever-so-slowly to the ground.

Freddy simply snickers.

DIMI-CHAN (CONT'D)

And now…oh, I've always wanted to say this…Laaaaahhhh-ett'ss get raaaaaahhhhhhehhdddeeeeee to ruuuuuuuuuhhhmmmble!!!!!

More fireworks go off as she says this.

Juton, sitting next to her in the both, just looks at her, once again rolling his eyes before turning those eyes back to the match-up.

A bell rings, signifying the beginning of the match.

Dimi-Chan provides color commentary and the action in the "ring" matches it.

DIMI-CHAN (CONT'D)

And that's the bell and the match beings. I'd say we might actually have an even match up here. It could really go either way, or not…but now Ranma has first blood with a flying kick! Followed by what appears to be Freddy's only hand-to-hand combat maneuver, the claw swipe! Ranma dodges it easily. No wait, oh! It seems as if Krueger's a big Mortal Kombat fan as he does a bicycle kick on Ranma! It looks as if Freddy's got a few moves after all, albethem ripped off from other places! Now Ranma on the comeback with a sweep kick, Ranma gets up but oooo!! Is knocked back down by a crouching kick from Krueger! Now both of them are back on their feet. Freddy tries the claw move again, but this time it's not only dodged but he also takes a punch right into his chest sending him flying into the other end of the cage! Now he's heading back, a punch from his unclawed hand, Ranma wasn't quite expecting it, she takes a hit to the face, knocking her back a little. Whoa, look at Ranma move now, what an amazing chain of movements, I can't quite see what they all are, but I think that last one might've been an uppercut because it's sent Freddy to the top of the cage and now back down again. I'm telling you that has GOT to hurt! Now he's getting up, and DEFINITELY looks pissed! Wow! I think he just MIGHT be moving FASTER than Ranma! Is that the sound barrier being broken, or is it Ranma's bones, maybe it's both! Well, it looks like Ranma may be down and out for the moment but she appears to still be alive and somewhat conscious. She's trying to get up, but Freddy steps on her head-this might just be the end! Now wait, what is this! Akane Tendo…no-wait, correction-Akane Saotome is somehow being lowered inside the cage. She's got chains wrapped around her, it looks like she just MIGHT be Freddy's next victim, but WAIT A SECOND! Ranma starting to get up, probably from hearing Akane's please for help. Freddy doesn't seem to notice. Wait, he's turning around but-oh too late! And what's this, the punch was so powerful, it broke through the cage. What an incredible turn of events here tonight! I simply can't believe it! And are my eyes playing tricks on me or is Ranma actually GLOWING?! Yes, I think it is, she's flowing with a tremendous amount of ki energy, probably set off by Akane being threatened! Freddy's finally getting up, Ranma's approaching him, leaving the caged area.

And so all of this continues to happen in the actual scene.

DIMI-CHAN (CONT'D)

Krueger tries to make a swipe, but Ranma's WAY too fast for him now! Whoa! Ranma's actually picking him up and, omigawd-THROWING him into the crowd! The crowd unfortunately for Krueger, is made up of Ranma fans who are now proceeding to beat the living crap-oh and he's throwing them all off them like Keanu Reeves in The Matrix: Reloaded! What brute strength he is displaying here tonight!

JUTON

Dimi-Chan, that's the second time you've said "here tonight", here tonight!

DIMI-CHAN

And isn't it amazing?! And back to the match-up, Ranma and Freddy are out in the crowd fighting no-holds barred, and it's simply incredible. Ranma's still glowing intensely. It looks as if Krueger's strength could be weakening, but it may still be too early to tell. And ohmigawd I can't believe it! Their fight has been taken all the way here into the announcement booth! And with a swift kick Freddy's out of here and Ranma follows, but man oh man Ranma is really glowing, you can really see the intensity when it's all up close! And now, they're heading back into the arena. I think everyone's asking just one question-how will this end? And whoa is this the answer, it appears that Ranma's focusing all her energy into a single ball of ki energy! It's the biggest ball of ki I think I've ever witnessed since the last episode I watched of Dragon Ball Z! It appears to have reached its maximum size now, it's practically filling the arena. Freddy's got no where to run now, and you can see the fear in his eyes, although from this distance it's hard to tell. And now, Ranma's releasing the energy ball. It's going, it's going, almost there, and WOAH! Freddy Krueger explodes and it's most spectacular, I simply cannot believe it!

JUTON

That's the third time you've said you "can't believe it", and I simply cannot believe it!

DIMI-CHAN

Oh no! It looks as if Ranma has collapsed, so has Akane, but mainly because the chains that were holding her up have disappeared. She's getting up now and running towards the apparently unconscious Ranma. She's kneeling down next to Ranma, and what's this? She's kissing Ranma, and what a kiss it is, folks! And the crowd goes wild. If Ranma's actually dead I suppose that makes Akane both a lesbian AND a necrophiliac! But either way, the crowd is simply going wild here tonight! Even the Krueger fans are cheering this apparent girl-on-girl action! What an unbelievable sight!

JUTON

Could you please shut up now, Dimi-Chan?

DIMI-CHAN

Oh, alright!

Ranma-Chan's eyes flutter open.

RANMA

I love you, Akane.

AKANE

I love you too, Ranma.

RANMA

But, uhm…I think you just kissed me while I was in girl-form.

AKANE

(just realizing this) OOPS!

Juton comes out with a kettle of warm water and pours it on Ranma.

RANMA

Thanks.

JUTON

No problem.

Ranma then kisses Akane again, but on his own initiative.

Although the crowd isn't nearly as enthusiastic about this heterosexual display of affection.

FADE TO BLACK

To be continued…

Author's Conclusion:

Yeah, the fifth and final chapter will be worked on tomorrow, where everything's wrapped up and stuff. This chapter is a little shorter than the others, and the next one will probably be even shorter than that, but my excuse for this one is that I have to call it a night, and my excuse for the next one is that it's the ending, and I'm not aiming to outdo Return of the King. lol

And one more thing, I apologize for my overuse of the word "suddenly", one of these days I'll use a thesaurus and modify the word every 2-3 uses. lol

Anyway, please review it here and/or send your comments via e-mail to: deejaygamer@yahoo.com

Revision Conclusion: Well, that's another part. This time it's 18 pages when "formatted". And once again I'd like to ask that if anyone notices any typos and/or errors that I missed, please point them out to me so I can make the proper changes.

Yet again, thanks!