Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ She Ate Day Pill ❯ Let's go to school, Ryoga! ( Chapter 3 )

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Chapter 2: Let's go to school, Ryoga!

Nabiki: Whoops! Time for school!

(grabs bag and runs out the door)

Akane: Ryoga, will you walk me to school?

Ryoga: (confusid...sweatdrop)

Uh... sure...

Mr. Tendo: *twitch*

Ranma: *twitch* [so much twitching going on...]

(Fucker...) (douses himself with hot water)

Go to school together... See if I care!!!

And, of course, with that, Akane and Ryoga walked out the door hand in hand :P

Shampoo: I walk you to school, Ranma!

Ranma: No, I think I'll go by myself...

Kasumi: Uh... Ranma...

Ranma: What?

Mr. Tendo: *twitch*

Kasumi: Don't you think that you should catch up to them and walk with them to school? I mean, it'll only last for a day, but still, you're the one engaged to Akane...

Ranma: So let Ryoga have his 24 hours of joy!

Kasumi: ...

Are you jealous?

Ranma: AND WHY THE HELL SHOULD I BE?!?

Mr. Tendo: *twitch*twitch*twitch*

Kasumi: Ranma, I REALLY think that you should go... It'll make some people happy...

Mr. Tendo: RAAAAANMAAAA!

Ranma: Uh, yeah... I think I'll go catch up with the two lovebirds...

Shampoo: I go with you!

Ranma: ...


A few moments later, Ranma and Shampoo were out the door and walking to school/

Ranma: Damn... I don't see them anywhere...

Shampoo: Mmmhmm.... [insert happy face here]

Ranma: ...

Ya know, I don't need you following me around.

Shampoo: [happy face gone now]

What?

Ranma: Uh... yeah... I need to get to school now, so, um... Say, don't you need to be at the
Cat Café right now?

Shampoo: Ranma just want to spoil fun alone time of Akane and Ryoga!

Ranma: And YOU just want to make my life difficult!

Shampoo: Hmph!

(eyes nearby water hose)

Ranma: Uh...

NO! WAIT! I DIDN'T MEAN THAT! I'M SORRY, I SWEAR...!

Too late... Shampoo got the water hose and turned it on...

Shampoo: Now you made Shampoo mad!

(sprays herself with the hose)

Ranma: AHHHHHHHH!

And off Ranma ran with Shampoo, the Siamese cat behind him... ^_^

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[Ranma basically screamed like this till he reached the school (Ranma's fear of cats makes things so much fun! ^_^). I'm gonna spear you the details (basically because there ARE no details... Except for the sprinkler... But of course THAT'S not important... ^_^). Ok, so now he's at school...]

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Ranma ran through the school doors, with Shampoo at his tail.

Teacher: (grabs Shampoo)

Sorry, but pets aren't allowed in the building.

(lightly tosses Shampoo out the door)

Shampoo: YOWR!

Ranma: (heavily breathing)

Whew! Man, that was a close one... What a work out! I'm all sweat and crap and...
wait! I'm completely soaked! I...

(looks at torso)

Oy...

Ranma: But, how... Oh, man, I must have run through something when Shampoo was
chasing me, but I don't remem...

Kuno: Pig-tailed Girl!

Ranma: Eek!

Moments later, Ranma was in his classroom, his back against the door, which is shut, mind you...

Classmates: *stare*stare*

Girl: Um, hey... Who are you?

Ranma: Uh...

!

(Hey! Where's Akane?!)

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