Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ She Ate Day Pill ❯ Let's skip school, Ryoga! ( Chapter 4 )

A little author's note here:

Bwahahahaha! I AM NOT DEAD! However, my brain's sure fried. Stupid exams...

Anywho, I'm sorry it took so long to update, but chapter 3 is finally here! It sure has been awhile, hasn't it? Well, I have only one thing to say before we get started: ...and just where did I leave off at?

Chapter 3: Let's Skip School, Ryoga!

Ranma looked around his classroom. There was no Akane to be found, only a roomful of classmates staring at him.

Ranma: -sweatdrop- (looks around)
Uh... (Went into sweet-little-girl mode)
Have any of you seen my friend Akane? Hmm?

Some guy classmate: (runs up to Ranma)
No, but will you go out with me? (moves closer to Ranma)

Ranma gave the guy a quick punch in the face before turning around and walking out of the room.

Ranma: Idiot...
Now, where the hell is Akane if she's not in her classroom?

[Hmmmm... -snap!- That's right! He was running from Kuno in the last chapter, wasn't he?]

Kuno: Pig-tailed Girl!

Ranma: -twitch- Urk!

Kuno: (runs towards Ranma with his arms spread out, in hopes of embracing the "girl")
Oh, how I've missed y...

SMACK! [That would be a punch...]

Kuno: ...
Oh, how I've missed you! [He never learns, does he?]

Ranma: ...
!
...Say, Kuno, you wanna do something for wuddle me?

Kuno: What do you want, my mysterious love?

Ranma: ...
Go save Akane!

Kuno: ?

Ranma: She has been kidnapped by the evil man who put some sort of love spell on her!
And now she's in love with him!

Kuno: ...!
OH AKANE! I SHALL SAVE YOU!!!
(runs off)

Ranma watched as Kuno ran down the hallway.

Ranma: Feh... He'll never find them...
(starts looking in other classrooms)
And even if he did, Ryoga would be the crap out of him anyways...

Ranma ran around the school in search of Akane, poking his head into different rooms and disturbing various classes in the process,

Ranma: (pokes head into a random class)
E'lo? Akane?

teacher: What are doing?! You're interrupting my class here!

Ranma: Uh...sorry? (shuts door)
Hmmm... Maybe she's not at school... [good job, Ranma...]

Right then, a door opened and a head popped out.

teacher: Get back here! What are you doing, wondering around, anyways?!

Ranma: Ack! -sweatdrop-
(runs away)

teacher: HEY!

Ranma jumped out of the window, landing smack-dab in a tree. [Trees are your friiieeends...]

Ranma: (hugging a tree branch)
Feh...
Now, if Akane isn't at school, then where the hell is she?!?

Cat with VERY familiar marking: Nyow!

Ranma: -twitch-
Sha...sha..Sham...poo!

Shampoo: Mur!
(leaps at Ranma with open...uh...paws)

Ranma: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
(and, of course, he falls out of the tree at this point)

THUD!

Well, Ranma wasn't hurt too badly, for he immediately jumped up and ran... Either that or he just flat didn't care about his injuries, being too busy thinking of the flying ball of... fluffy...catness... [:P] that ran after him.

Ranma: (running away from Shampoo, doing the whole waving arm bit)
AH! AH! AH! AAAGHHHHHH!

Shampoo: (running after him)
Myow, myow! [insert heart here]

Note that Ranma was not paying enough attention to where he was going, for it was all going toward the cat following him.

[...]

[Oh, well, we all know what's going to happen now, huh?]

[insert evil smiley here]

[I'm thinking of the "George of the Jungle" song...]

WHAM!!! [Yeah, that would be a tree...ouch...]

Ranma: [birdies!] Ow...

Shampoo: (now right behind him) Nyow!

Ranma: -twitch-

Suddenly, a dog appeared out of nowhere!

random dog who appears to have the ability of teleportation: WOOF!

Shampoo: Hssss!

And so, Shampoo ran away, with the dog right her. [Oh the wonderfulness of randomness!]

Ranma: Whew!
That was close!

?????: Oh, Ryoga!

Ranma: ?

?????2: Oh, Akane!

Ranma: !
(peeks around the dented tree)

Sure enough, there was Akane and Ryoga...

Ranma: I've found them!
So... Akane was skipping school!
Hmmm... I gotta separate them somehow...
(suddenly realized that he is still a girl...)
(light bulb comes on)
I GOT IT!!!

And so, writer's block is getting to me here, and I'm gonna end the chapter right here. (I know, I'm evil...)

dontcha like this chapteR? however, i nEed a little motiVation In order for mE to Write another chaPter! so, pLease think of somEthing that would bring me hAppiness, something that will motivatE me into continuing!