Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Kenshin Parody, Book 2 ❯ Chapter 6

"Ohohohohohohoo!" laughed Jenny insanely. "I got you right where I want you. Under me and half naked."

"You are a little hellion!" Saito shouted.

Outside, Kelly fought to keep a straight face as she heard the goings on in the room. Tokio came by again.

"Hajime wasn't out there. Are you sure that's where he is?"

"I thought that's where he was," Kelly said, talking loudly to cover up the sound of sex.

"You don't have to yell, I'm right in front of you. What was that?" Tokio asked, as a particularly loud noise floated their way.

"Nothing. Jenny just snores real loud."

"Hm. Wait, there it was again. It sounds like someone's in pain!"

"It's nothing. Don't worry about it."

More groaning came from inside the room.

"Ohohohoho, Saito!" Jenny said, followed by the sound of ripping cloth. "Muwahahahahha! I have you now!"

"What did she say?!" Tokio asked, making a move for the door. Kelly stepped in front of her.

"She talks in her sleep too. You know she has a thing for your husband. It's kind of disgusting, isn't it?"

Tokio gave Kelly a dirty look.

"I mean, that she's so obsessed with him. You're entitled to obsess cuz you're married to him, but Jenny? Naw, it's a little ridiculous."

"Stop blocking the door."

"What? Oh, I'm not blocking the door. I just want to keep you safe. Jenny likes to flail around in her sleep too."

"Move, or I'll move you."

"Tokioooooooooo!" Saito's voice screamed.

"Holy shit! Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!" Jenny shouted.

Tokio blasted right through Kelly, leaving a hole in the door.

"Hajime!" she yelled, seeing her husband completely naked.

"O my god, Jenny, you managed to totally strip him! Holy shit! That IS what I'm talkin' 'bout!"

At the distraction, Saito rolled over and grabbed a pillow, covering himself as best he could.

"Aw, man. Look what you did, Tokio. We was just about to fuck like rabbits 'round here, and then you had to show up. Can I finish? Please, can I finish? C-can can I finish? Ok I'm finished."

"How dare you do this to Hajime! After all he's done for you!"

"What do you mean, 'for you'? Change that shit to 'to you' cuz let me tell you. Hung," Jenny said, casting an appreciative eye at Saito's 2000 parts.

Meanwhile, Saito was lookin' mad as shit.

"Tokio, can you get me some clothes? These wild ape women destroyed mine."

"First tell me how these juveniles managed to get the better of you," Tokio demanded, tapping her foot impatiently.

"Ahem, yeah, I had nothing to do with it. All I did was get him in here. Jenny did the rest," Kelly said. Jenny smiled triumphantly.

Tokio raised an eyebrow and looked at Saito. "Well?"

"Earlier today, I handcuffed the girls together and made them hunt for the key. Jenny was mad at me and all depressed, so when we got back here, she went and pouted in the room. Kelly came out and told me that Jenny was really sad and just wanted to talk to me. So I went in there."

"Ahhh, I remember it like 'twas yesterday..." Jenny sighed.

"Things just went downhill after that. They stole my clothes and burned them. Kelly was out there on the look out for you, trying to keep you out. I swear I didn't want anything to do with these girls!"

"Was that before or after you promised to kiss Jenny?" Kelly asked, looking mighty interested in her fingernail.

"What?" Tokio said.

"I only said I'd kiss her if she behaved!"

"No, I distinctly remember you saying that you'd give her a big wet one with a little tongue," Kelly piped up again.

"That was Jenny!"

"Enough!" Tokio shouted. "Hajime, I'll talk to you later, since I don't trust a word that comes out of their mouths."

"Uh, Tokio...my clothes?"

"Just come on."

Saito got up and walked out, but not before Jenny smacked his naked pink luscious round firm muscular heavenly godlike flexing smooth beautiful scrumptious orgasmic ass. The door slid closed behind Tokio as she followed him out.

"So?" Kelly asked.

Jenny flopped down onto the mound of pillows. "It was simply wonderful. Ahh, I can't wait to try it again!'

"You know, you owe me some major cock for this. I hope you know that Aoshi is gonna be a little harder to get to than Saito, him being emotionless and all."

"Yeah yeah, don't worry, I got it covered. Unlike Saito!"

The two girls laughed.

Meanwhile, Saito and Tokio argued in the room next door. Finally the argument ended with Saito yelling, "Then don't believe me! I'm going to take a bath. I'll be on the couch after that," followed by a slam.

Jenny and Kelly looked at each other strangely.

"Damn, now I feel all bad. Breakin' up a family and everything…" Kelly looked down guiltily.

"S-saito… in the ba-ba-ba-bath!" cried Jenny, eyes wild.

"No you aren't even thinking about that!" yelled Kelly, "You SAW him naked! Isn't that enough to appease your ass giant head?"

Jenny pouted, "Well, actually… I only saw a split second of his absolute nakedness. But it looked really big!"

Kelly put a hand on her hip, "So, whachu tryin' to say? I know you ain't asking me to go into the bathhouse with you and try to help you rape him again, is you?"

"Yes!" Jenny said, eyes a twinkle.

Kelly sighed, "I suppose. He may just kill you this time you know."

"I'm ready to take the consequences," said Jenny, saluting, "Besides, I have an idea… Mwahahahahhaaaa!"

Kelly didn't like the sound of Jenny's evil laugh. She'd soon realize why.

10 minutes later

"So lemme get this straight," Kelly said, hand on her forehead, "You want to go into the bathhouse dressed as Tokio."

"Exactly!" Jenny cried, squeezing into one of Tokio's kimonos that were hanging outside on the line to dry, "It's dark in there. He won't know."

"You're just asking for another gatotsu," warned Kelly, "Maybe you should just live the rest of your life in a fake Saito fantasy world."

"I've done that already! I want the real thing!"

"Ok, ok," Kelly slightly opened the door to their room and peeked out, "The coast is clear. Tokio shouldn't be able to hear you two. The bathhouse is a good distance away. I'll block her door off, just in case. She can be a real shrew sometimes. I wanted to kick her ass dead in the face. Givin' me gotdamn attitude. She needs to go on with that shit."

Jenny shot Kelly a thumb up and took off down the hall, to infinity and Saito's naked beyonds.

Jenny tiptoed outside, scared out her damn mind. The bathhouse was up ahead, dark inside save for a small candle on the front step. She took a deep gulp of air and pushed the door open, making a point to sniff the pile of clothing at the entrance. It was steamy inside, and eerily quiet, except for the relaxed breathing of Saito. He was at the far corner of the bath, head against the wall, eyes closed. Jenny had to stop herself from singing, "I smell sex and candy."

"Uhh, Hajime," called Jenny in her damn near perfect Tokio voice, "I came to apologize for the way I acted."

Saito's eyes popped open and he searched the darkness, "Sweetheart? It's late; you should get back to sleep. You don't have to apologize; I'm the one at fault here."

"I shouldn't have blamed everything on you," replied Toki-Jenny, "It's all those two oafs! I wish they were out of our lives! Or dead. Whichever comes first."

Saito sighed, "You must not blame them. They're just young and misguided… Especially Jenny. Now I know what goes on in that large head of hers. Little hentai."

Jenny tried to stifle a laugh, "Hehe- You know you enjoyed it, you animal… I mean! You hate them, right Hajime?"

"I don't hate them," he replied, "I just don't like them. Say, why don't you join me in here? Hmm? We haven't had time alone together for a while…"

There was a ripping of clothing and then a large splash.

"T-Tokio?!" cried Saito, covering his eyes from the spray, `What's gotten in to you?"

"You've held out on me for so long!" cried Jenny, swimming towards him, "I-I was so jealous when I saw that beautiful Jenny girl trying to have her way with you! You looked pretty excited too…"

"Tokio…" Saito grabbed Jenny's hand, "I love you and only you. You know that."

"Then why would you get aroused like that?" Jenny crossed her fingers while chanting, `Cuz Jenny's sexy Jenny's sexy Jenny's sexy'.

"Ahhh, does it really matter?" growled Saito, pulling Jenny onto his chest. He grabbed her other hand and led it down through the water, "See what you do to me?"

Jenny nearly exploded. She gasped and sputtered water as her hand gripped something long, hard, and full of goodness.

"My GOD!" she cried, biting her lip, trying to regain control.

"What? What's wrong now?" Saito sounded worried.

"N-nothing!" Jenny managed to say, "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. I mean, my goodness Saito. You certainly are a man."

He chuckled, pulling her closer, "And you certainly are a woman." His hands went a roving.

"Stop!" cried Jenny, trying to get away, "What the hell are you doing! Do you realize what you just grabbed! Help! Hentai!! Help!!!"

"Oooh, trying to play hard to get," he grinned evilly, reaching out and touching items not of his property, "I love it when you do that. Now come here so I can have my way with you. Little vixen…"

"N-no!!" cried Jenny, swimming around in a circle, as Saito chased her, "I didn't plan this far ahead! I'm the one supposed to molest you! Not vice versa!"

"C'mere!" cried Saito, lunging at her. He damn near drowned Jenny, and she resurfaced flailing her arms, "Now I got you!" Before Jenny could try to get away again, he gave her the smooch of her life.

Jenny fainted dead away in the water, but only for a moment. Saito pulled her back up, "What's the matter? Don't you want me?" He sounded like a baby.

"It's not that, believe me," stammered Jenny, "I just thought that the process involved me ravishing you. That's all."

"Oho, we'll have plenty of time for that later," Jenny didn't like the tone of his voice," But you're not getting away from me, honey. I know what you like…" A hand touched Jenny's thigh, causing her to gulp…