Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ The Evil TV Clicker Thing from the FUTURE! ❯ An Unexpected Twist ( Chapter 6 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
The Evil TV Clicker Thing From The Future...Part SIX! *eerie music plays in the background*

~By the Almighty Kade!

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Hiei: Hn. Why is there an exclamation point after your name?

Kade: *grins* Cuz I’m that important!

Hiei: *rolls his eyes*

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“HIEI!” She screamed his name, running up and glomping onto the startled fire demon. “OMG it’s really you! It’s really REALLY you, Hiei! I LOVE YOU!”

Surprised, Hiei managed to escape her grasp. “Hn. What are you doing?”

“Glomping your guts out, duh,” Cam answered simply.

“Oh...” Hiei very unexpectedly and extremely uncharacteristically began to blush several shades of red. “So does that mean...you really, truly love me?”

Cam grinned. “YES! Of course it does, Hiei! You’re my one true love, and nothing in the world can change that!”

A smile made its way across Hiei’s face. “That makes me so very happy...what’s your name?”

“Cam,” she answered.

“Ah, Cam...” Sighed Hiei. “What a lovely name, it’s absolutely angelic. Cam, Cam, Cam...just like magic.”

“Yeah!” Hearts appeared in Cam’s eyes as she gazed lovingly at the fire demon she had never in her life thought she would have half a chance with (‘specially since he weren’t supposed to be REAL) “Oh Hiei, I never thought that this moment that I have dreamed of for SO long would ever become a reality!”

O.O Kenshin and Sanosuke were just standing there, watching the whole thing. After all, what else could they do? This was strange! Just as one would think things could not possibly get ANY weirder, Hiei Jaganshi drops from the sky and actually appears to be falling in love with the psycho!

“This just isn’t right,” Sano muttered, shaking his head.

“I know what you mean, that I most certainly do,” Kenshin agreed.

“Oh Cam, I must say...” Hiei took her hand in his. “You are the single most beautiful woman I have ever laid my eyes upon...”

Cam struggled to keep herself from swooning, a humongous grin plastered onto her face. “Hiei...”

“Cam...”

They placed their arms around each other in a loving embrace, and Cam had never felt happier than she did at that moment...

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Kade: *laughs* Pretty twisted, huh?

Hiei: *doesn’t look happy* You’re making a fool out of Hiei, woman! NOBODY MAKES A FOOL OF HIEI!

Kade: O.o Since when did you start talking about yourself in third person?

Hiei: Hiei can talk about himself in any way he wants to and there is nothing you can do about it, ningen!

Kade: -_- I happen to be half lightning demon, thank you very much.

Yami: You are? ...How is that possible?

Kade: I’m the author, that’s how. Now I will no longer hold you all in suspense--BACK TO THE STORY!

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...until the wonderful moment was spoiled as Hiei’s hand slid down Cam’s back to grab her rear end.

O.O “AAAHHHHH!” Cam screamed and leapt away from him, instinctively swinging a fist at his face. Hiei was hit square in the nose, and immediately bent over as it began to bleed. “Alright Mister,” Cam growled as she stepped away from him. “WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!”

“W-what are you talking about?” Hiei asked her. “I’m Hiei! Why did you hit me? I was just expressing my love for you!”

“No...” Cam gave him a look of pure disgust. “You’re not Hiei. I doubt Hiei would have ever been that nice to me in the first place, and I don’t think he’s an ass-grabber either.” She sighed. “I knew it was too good to be true. Now show me who you are before I’m forced to hit you again!”

“You’d better tell her,” Kenshin said, placing a hand on the hilt of his sword and ready to go Battousai on the fake Hiei’s ass at any moment.

O.O “Oh gawd,” said Sanosuke, “you don’t want him to get serious, whoever you are,” he told the fake Hiei.

“FINE!” the fake Hiei pouted, and grabbed the cloak he was wearing. In one swift motion, Fake Hiei pulled off the costume he had been wearing, revealing none other than...

. . .

Jericho: *laughing like a maniac* You all would LOVE to know who it is, WOULDN’T YOU?!

Yami: That’s quite cruel of you, don’t you think?

Jericho: *appears not to hear Yami and continues to laugh* Cliffie! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Hiei: Hn...even I would never go that far. The onna has surpassed every evil thing I could ever think of by leaving such an enormous cliff-hanger.

Jericho: Aw, I know...but hey, suspense is a beautiful thing!

Yami & Hiei: *fail to see the beauty in it*

Jericho: *continues* Besides, suspense is the spice of life!

Yami: *sweatdrop* Don’t you mean variety?

Jericho: Um...no.

Hiei: *shakes his head* Hn, I’m leaving. If I stick around any longer I will no doubt lose 20 points off my IQ...

Jericho: Hiei! *sulks as he walks off, but gets over it quickly* Anyway, review and maybe I’ll post the next chapter faster! *whispers* It’s already written!

Yami: Yes, she is just being mean.

Jericho: *turns to Yami* Do you think so? *cries on his shoulder* I never meant to be meeeeeeeaaan!

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.::AUTHOR NOTES::.

Again, I'm tellin' you to review. REVIEW LIKE THE WIND! (Readers: O___O;;;;;;) I know, I know...a terrible analogy. I want reviews, I WANT THEM I NEED THEM! Hehe...