Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ The Evil TV Clicker Thing from the FUTURE! ❯ Whatever Happened To Yahiko? ...And Cam Is Uberly-Retarded ( Chapter 7 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Jericho Ryuuki 
Anime/Manga: Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / Mystery / | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.26.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 184 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy / Mystery / | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.26.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 184 | Status: Completed
The Evil TV Clicker Thing From The Future...pArT sEvEn
~By Jericho the Evil One
. . .
Jericho: *looks at the title* Hey, who wrote ‘the Evil One’ after my name?
Hiei (he came back): Hn, I did.
Jericho: Why? I’m not evil! I’m...just...not very nice. But only sometimes! Anywayz, why did you write that?
Hiei: You deserved it after making them endure that cliff-hanger last chapter.
Jericho: *hangs her head* Ok, you’re right. On with the fic! ...Oh yeah, and to warn those who are fans of Tristan Taylor: there is slight Tristan-bashing in this chapter.
. . .
...and the mysterious person that had been under the mysterious cloak mysteriously posing as Hiei, who had been acting quite mysterious, was actually...TRISTAN TAYLOR!
Cam jumped away from him and clung to Kenshin in fear. “OMG...OMG! A few minutes ago I was actually hugging THAT?!”
Tristan looked disappointed. “But Cam, you told me you loved me!”
Cam looked at him in disgust. “That was when I thought you were my precious and beloved Hiei! You tricked me! You with your pointy hair-do of DOOOOOOM and your terrible awful clothes!” She suddenly began to laugh as she remembered something. “Hehehehe...you were once a monkey, remember?”
Tristan frowned. “Don’t remind me.”
“Monkey Boy, Monkey Boy!” Cam sang. “Monkey, monkey, mon-key!”
Sanosuke leaned towards Kenshin. “Any idea what they’re talking about?”
Kenshin shook his head. “No, Sano...all I know is, at this rate we’ll never rescue Yahiko. I mean it’s been seven chapters already and we’re only three miles from home!”
Sanosuke sighed. “I wonder how Yahiko is doing?”
. . .
About one mile down the road inside a large cave, the young boy who was currently tied to a chair sneezed loudly. Yahiko had been waiting patiently for hours, telling himself that Kenshin would be coming to save him any minute. Well, Yahiko was growing quite tired of waiting.
‘Kenshin, aren’t you coming to save me?’ He thought miserably. Mr. Stranger was more annoying than anyone Yahiko had ever met in his life–and even uglier than Kaoru. He didn’t know how much more he could stand before he went insane. He looked around the brightly lit cave as Mr. Stranger stood up from the vanity table he had been sitting at for the past half an hour.
“Well, lil’ man, how are you doing over there?”
Yahiko grimaced. He couldn’t answer because his mouth was tied shut...but even if he was able to talk he wouldn’t have said anything.
“So, like, tell me what you think ‘n’ stuff,” said Mr. Stranger, showing Yahiko his newly painted fingernails. “Don’t you just love it? I hand-painted every one of those kittens all by myself!”
Yahiko rolled his eyes.
“Ya know I was thinking,” Mr. Stranger continued, “we should totally have a slumber party tonight! I know that this cave isn’t the best place for sleep-overs, but we can still do all the fun things people do at slumber parties–staying up late, sharing manly stories, AND in the morning I’m making waffles!”
Yahiko moved his head skyward and closed his eyes. ‘Kill me now.’
. . .
“A-hem,” Kenshin interrupted Cam’s teasing and Tristan’s complaining. “I believe we still need to rescue Yahiko, Miss Camille.”
“Your real name is Camille?” Tristan asked as Cam frowned at Kenshin for putting a prefix before her name. “Oh what a beautiful name! It’s just like music!” He placed a hand over his heart. “Ah, Camille!” Hearts appeared in his eyes and he reached toward her.
Cam recoiled in disgust. “Eww you sick freak, get away from me!” She ran to hide behind Sanosuke.
“But Camille, I need to confess my love to you! Oh, I just think you are the most beautiful angel I have ever seen in my life!” He clasped his hands together and smiled, batting his eyelashes at her.
Cam just stared at him. “I’ve never been more insulted in all my life.”
“Want me to get rid of him for you?” Sano turned around to ask.
Cam nodded vigorously. “Yes, please do!”
“Alright,” Sanosuke said. He stepped forward and grabbed Tristan by the shoulders. Lifting him up over his head, Sano used all his strength to hurl Tristan through the air.
As he went flying over the treetops (similar to what happened to the Salesman Guy) they all heard Tristan wail, “I’ll never forget you Camille my looooooooooooove...”
Cam shivered, now on the ground with her arms wrapped around Sano’s legs. “I hope he never ever comes back.”
“If he has any sense it that peanut-sized brain of his, he won’t,” Sano answered. “Now...how about we actually try and rescue Yahiko now? I mean before he turns eighteen that is.”
Cam grinned up at him. “I’m eighteen!”
-_- “Yeah. I know. That wasn’t my point...” Sano reached down and grabbed her by the hands, pulling her up to her feet. “Didn’t you say you knew where you were going? Where’s this freak Mr. Stranger anyway?”
Cam thought hard. “Hmm...well, jeez...I mean I knew it just a second ago...hang on, it’s right on the tip of my tongue. Just give me a few seconds, I know I’ll remember it!”
. . .
Three Hours Later:
. . .
-_- “Oh brother...” Sano was lying down in the grass by the side of the road with a piece of grass in his mouth, looking bored as all hell.
-_- Kenshin was sitting cross-legged not too far away from Sano, looking equally bored.
“Hmmmm...” Cam was standing in the exact same position she had been in a few hours ago, still thinking hard. “Gimme a minute...just one more minute! I KNOW I can remember it, I have this gut feeling that in a few more seconds the answer will just come to me! I mean come on, after all I am an educated college student, it shouldn’t be TOO hard to think of it!” She began to pace back and forth, trying to refresh her memory.
“How the hell did you ever get into college?” Sano wondered.
Cam paused. “I’m in college?”
Kenshin and Sano immediately facevaulted.
“Well that’s it,” said Kenshin as he got to his feet. “We certainly won’t rescue young Yahiko this way. I will go and find him myself. Sano, maybe you should stay with Miss Camille and make sure she doesn’t get into any–gahhhh!!” He cried out as Cam dove at him, grabbing him by the shirt.
“My. Name. Is. CAM!!!!!!!” She screamed, causing Kenshin to fall over backwards onto the dirt road.
@__@ “Oro...oro...so sorry,” Kenshin mumbled. But he quickly reverted back to his serious mode and stood up again. “I must be off to rescue Yahiko now.”
Cam stretched out a hand as she watched him leave. “Kenshin! But you can’t leave me with...HIM.” She jerked a thumb in Sano’s direction.
Sano gave her a disgusted look. “Is this how you treat a guy after he just saved your ass from a crazy pointy-haired freak who was overly obsessed with you?”
Cam gave him an innocent look. “Yes.”
Suddenly a loud scream came from the direction Kenshin had disappeared to. And it sounded like Kenshin’s scream!
“That sounded like Kenshin’s scream!” Cam cried out, repeating what the author had just written, which was quite unnecessary, but tell that to the author or somebody who cares.
Sano immediately took off after the sound, and Cam wasn’t far behind.
“Kenshiiiiiiiiiiiiin, we’ll save yooooooouuuuuuuuuu!!” She wailed like a siren.
Then Sano stopped dead in front of her, causing Cam to smack blindly into him because she had her eyes closed because she is a retard.
“Hey, what gives, Sagara?”
Sano pointed a shaking hand in the spot near where Kenshin was standing by the forest...
. . .
Jericho: ANOTHER CLIFFIE?! *smirk* Aren’t I a bitch?
Yami: No, you’re just unusually cruel.
Jericho: Ain’t that the same thing?
Yami: Yes, but I was trying to make you feel better.
Jericho: Aww, how nice! *glomps him* Did I ever tell you how much I love you Atemu?
Yami: Every day, in fact.
Jericho: ^_^ Yup!
Hiei: Hn, this sickens me. Are you going to tell them why they must endure another cliff-hanger?
Jericho: Yeah...it’s cuz it’s about twelve a.m. and I’m tired...but I wanted to update this story so all the people won’t be all mad and pissy at me.
Hiei: I think they already are.
Jericho: -_- Whatever. Anywayz, I HAD YOU ALL FOOLED!! You all thought the pervert was gonna be MIROKU didn’t you?!?! HA HA HA!! ...Come to think of it, Miroku would’ve worked out nicely...except he’s one of my fave bishies, so I didn’t wanna put him with that retard Cam Harvay and make a fool of him. Besides, if the pervert was Miroku that would have been TOO obvious don’t you think?
Yami: *yawns* I’m ready to fall asleep...are we almost done here?
Jericho: Yeah...unless there’s something I’m forgetting...no. I’m done. Review people! Sorry for the cliffie again but my brain is toast, and guess what? VALENTINE’S DAY SUX!! ^_^
~By Jericho the Evil One
. . .
Jericho: *looks at the title* Hey, who wrote ‘the Evil One’ after my name?
Hiei (he came back): Hn, I did.
Jericho: Why? I’m not evil! I’m...just...not very nice. But only sometimes! Anywayz, why did you write that?
Hiei: You deserved it after making them endure that cliff-hanger last chapter.
Jericho: *hangs her head* Ok, you’re right. On with the fic! ...Oh yeah, and to warn those who are fans of Tristan Taylor: there is slight Tristan-bashing in this chapter.
. . .
...and the mysterious person that had been under the mysterious cloak mysteriously posing as Hiei, who had been acting quite mysterious, was actually...TRISTAN TAYLOR!
Cam jumped away from him and clung to Kenshin in fear. “OMG...OMG! A few minutes ago I was actually hugging THAT?!”
Tristan looked disappointed. “But Cam, you told me you loved me!”
Cam looked at him in disgust. “That was when I thought you were my precious and beloved Hiei! You tricked me! You with your pointy hair-do of DOOOOOOM and your terrible awful clothes!” She suddenly began to laugh as she remembered something. “Hehehehe...you were once a monkey, remember?”
Tristan frowned. “Don’t remind me.”
“Monkey Boy, Monkey Boy!” Cam sang. “Monkey, monkey, mon-key!”
Sanosuke leaned towards Kenshin. “Any idea what they’re talking about?”
Kenshin shook his head. “No, Sano...all I know is, at this rate we’ll never rescue Yahiko. I mean it’s been seven chapters already and we’re only three miles from home!”
Sanosuke sighed. “I wonder how Yahiko is doing?”
. . .
About one mile down the road inside a large cave, the young boy who was currently tied to a chair sneezed loudly. Yahiko had been waiting patiently for hours, telling himself that Kenshin would be coming to save him any minute. Well, Yahiko was growing quite tired of waiting.
‘Kenshin, aren’t you coming to save me?’ He thought miserably. Mr. Stranger was more annoying than anyone Yahiko had ever met in his life–and even uglier than Kaoru. He didn’t know how much more he could stand before he went insane. He looked around the brightly lit cave as Mr. Stranger stood up from the vanity table he had been sitting at for the past half an hour.
“Well, lil’ man, how are you doing over there?”
Yahiko grimaced. He couldn’t answer because his mouth was tied shut...but even if he was able to talk he wouldn’t have said anything.
“So, like, tell me what you think ‘n’ stuff,” said Mr. Stranger, showing Yahiko his newly painted fingernails. “Don’t you just love it? I hand-painted every one of those kittens all by myself!”
Yahiko rolled his eyes.
“Ya know I was thinking,” Mr. Stranger continued, “we should totally have a slumber party tonight! I know that this cave isn’t the best place for sleep-overs, but we can still do all the fun things people do at slumber parties–staying up late, sharing manly stories, AND in the morning I’m making waffles!”
Yahiko moved his head skyward and closed his eyes. ‘Kill me now.’
. . .
“A-hem,” Kenshin interrupted Cam’s teasing and Tristan’s complaining. “I believe we still need to rescue Yahiko, Miss Camille.”
“Your real name is Camille?” Tristan asked as Cam frowned at Kenshin for putting a prefix before her name. “Oh what a beautiful name! It’s just like music!” He placed a hand over his heart. “Ah, Camille!” Hearts appeared in his eyes and he reached toward her.
Cam recoiled in disgust. “Eww you sick freak, get away from me!” She ran to hide behind Sanosuke.
“But Camille, I need to confess my love to you! Oh, I just think you are the most beautiful angel I have ever seen in my life!” He clasped his hands together and smiled, batting his eyelashes at her.
Cam just stared at him. “I’ve never been more insulted in all my life.”
“Want me to get rid of him for you?” Sano turned around to ask.
Cam nodded vigorously. “Yes, please do!”
“Alright,” Sanosuke said. He stepped forward and grabbed Tristan by the shoulders. Lifting him up over his head, Sano used all his strength to hurl Tristan through the air.
As he went flying over the treetops (similar to what happened to the Salesman Guy) they all heard Tristan wail, “I’ll never forget you Camille my looooooooooooove...”
Cam shivered, now on the ground with her arms wrapped around Sano’s legs. “I hope he never ever comes back.”
“If he has any sense it that peanut-sized brain of his, he won’t,” Sano answered. “Now...how about we actually try and rescue Yahiko now? I mean before he turns eighteen that is.”
Cam grinned up at him. “I’m eighteen!”
-_- “Yeah. I know. That wasn’t my point...” Sano reached down and grabbed her by the hands, pulling her up to her feet. “Didn’t you say you knew where you were going? Where’s this freak Mr. Stranger anyway?”
Cam thought hard. “Hmm...well, jeez...I mean I knew it just a second ago...hang on, it’s right on the tip of my tongue. Just give me a few seconds, I know I’ll remember it!”
. . .
Three Hours Later:
. . .
-_- “Oh brother...” Sano was lying down in the grass by the side of the road with a piece of grass in his mouth, looking bored as all hell.
-_- Kenshin was sitting cross-legged not too far away from Sano, looking equally bored.
“Hmmmm...” Cam was standing in the exact same position she had been in a few hours ago, still thinking hard. “Gimme a minute...just one more minute! I KNOW I can remember it, I have this gut feeling that in a few more seconds the answer will just come to me! I mean come on, after all I am an educated college student, it shouldn’t be TOO hard to think of it!” She began to pace back and forth, trying to refresh her memory.
“How the hell did you ever get into college?” Sano wondered.
Cam paused. “I’m in college?”
Kenshin and Sano immediately facevaulted.
“Well that’s it,” said Kenshin as he got to his feet. “We certainly won’t rescue young Yahiko this way. I will go and find him myself. Sano, maybe you should stay with Miss Camille and make sure she doesn’t get into any–gahhhh!!” He cried out as Cam dove at him, grabbing him by the shirt.
“My. Name. Is. CAM!!!!!!!” She screamed, causing Kenshin to fall over backwards onto the dirt road.
@__@ “Oro...oro...so sorry,” Kenshin mumbled. But he quickly reverted back to his serious mode and stood up again. “I must be off to rescue Yahiko now.”
Cam stretched out a hand as she watched him leave. “Kenshin! But you can’t leave me with...HIM.” She jerked a thumb in Sano’s direction.
Sano gave her a disgusted look. “Is this how you treat a guy after he just saved your ass from a crazy pointy-haired freak who was overly obsessed with you?”
Cam gave him an innocent look. “Yes.”
Suddenly a loud scream came from the direction Kenshin had disappeared to. And it sounded like Kenshin’s scream!
“That sounded like Kenshin’s scream!” Cam cried out, repeating what the author had just written, which was quite unnecessary, but tell that to the author or somebody who cares.
Sano immediately took off after the sound, and Cam wasn’t far behind.
“Kenshiiiiiiiiiiiiin, we’ll save yooooooouuuuuuuuuu!!” She wailed like a siren.
Then Sano stopped dead in front of her, causing Cam to smack blindly into him because she had her eyes closed because she is a retard.
“Hey, what gives, Sagara?”
Sano pointed a shaking hand in the spot near where Kenshin was standing by the forest...
. . .
Jericho: ANOTHER CLIFFIE?! *smirk* Aren’t I a bitch?
Yami: No, you’re just unusually cruel.
Jericho: Ain’t that the same thing?
Yami: Yes, but I was trying to make you feel better.
Jericho: Aww, how nice! *glomps him* Did I ever tell you how much I love you Atemu?
Yami: Every day, in fact.
Jericho: ^_^ Yup!
Hiei: Hn, this sickens me. Are you going to tell them why they must endure another cliff-hanger?
Jericho: Yeah...it’s cuz it’s about twelve a.m. and I’m tired...but I wanted to update this story so all the people won’t be all mad and pissy at me.
Hiei: I think they already are.
Jericho: -_- Whatever. Anywayz, I HAD YOU ALL FOOLED!! You all thought the pervert was gonna be MIROKU didn’t you?!?! HA HA HA!! ...Come to think of it, Miroku would’ve worked out nicely...except he’s one of my fave bishies, so I didn’t wanna put him with that retard Cam Harvay and make a fool of him. Besides, if the pervert was Miroku that would have been TOO obvious don’t you think?
Yami: *yawns* I’m ready to fall asleep...are we almost done here?
Jericho: Yeah...unless there’s something I’m forgetting...no. I’m done. Review people! Sorry for the cliffie again but my brain is toast, and guess what? VALENTINE’S DAY SUX!! ^_^