Sailor Moon Fan Fiction / Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction / Love Hina Fan Fiction ❯ The Dominator ❯ Dislaimer ( Chapter 1 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
I am the Dominator, a man dedicated to the domination, humiliation, and the subjugation of every heroine of every manga possible. I will use to powers given to me by fanfic Authors to bring every one of them into my personal harem. I will beat them, rape them and otherwise break them to my will. The charactors in this fanfic do not belong to the author nor to me, not yet....as of now they belong to their respective creators and companies. Except me of course! It will contain serious charactor bashing and OOCness. If you don't like it, piss off. The OOCness is due to the fact that the author has not seen or read some of these series in quite some time. Also...Damn it, stop that! I am not a disclaimer!
Fool! You are whatever I say you are! I am the author and my word is LAW!!
Ha! Bite me you perverted old lecher! I may be willing to claim these girls in your name but you cannot rule me! My good friend the Dominatrix will set you straight! Ahahahaha..*looks off camera*...What? What do you mean you can't dominate him?! Thats your job!.......He...he what?! You tried....and failed?! Not possi...he dominated you? You? The greatest of the Dominatrixes? Damn it....You may have won this round but it isn't over! *shakes fist at fanfic author*
*laughs at the Dominator* Hahahaha! Shut up and get on with it! We dont have all day! Finish the disclaimer or I will let the Dominatrix at you! She has been itchin to dominate you for some time now!
Yea right! Like she could dominate me! I am the best! She is second to me in....what? *sounds of multiple whip cracks heard along with the sound of cries of pain* Alright! You win!......for now... Stupid author and his dominating my friends and turning them against....Ahem.. *reluctantly continues* Also the author does not condone rape, beating, or forced sex. He also does not condone underage sex. There I'm finished! *grumbles about authors and their evil ways*