Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Abby and Karen's Weird Adventure ❯ Abby Lands On Karen's Head (HEHE!!!!!!!) ( Chapter 4 )
Okay! I got one review! Wasn't exactly what I wanted to hear, what I really wanted to hear was how brilliant, and smart, and funny I am, but I guess that'll have to do! And besides! I don't know if they wanted to know what happens next, but atleast I know that some one really was reading it and it wasn't just my imagination! Thanks to Niko for reviewing my fanfic! I'll try to make it funnier! Anyway! Same rules apply here! One review and I'll write another chapter! YAY! I'm so happy! I'll get to the story now...
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Our episode begins with Karen trying to study the manual so she doesn't mess up her acting job in this fanfic (it is a script too).
"Shut Up!"
Anyway, our brave main character (for the moment, untill we introduce the other main character a bit more) is reading her manual trying to find a way home, when all of the sudden......
(Fly buzzing, chrickets chirping)
(Fly buzzing, chrickets chirping)
Narrater: "Hey! This is taking up my valuable time! Say your line!"
Actress who plays Karen: "If this is taking up YOUR valuable time, then don't write it!"
Narrater: "Then say your line! You had right at rehersal!"
Actress who plays Karen: "THIS IS REHERSAL!!!"
Narrater: "Just SAY the stupid line!!!"
Anyway, our brave main character is reading the manual trying to find a way home when all of the sudden......
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I found a way!
Karen had been staying in Serena's house, so when she said that everyone came running.
"Hey wait! Hey! You! Narrater! This passage isn't complete! This is NOT fair! I know what that Mistress plans to do! Help me out here! PLEASE?
Sorry, if it's in the script, it stays!
*******************MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER PLACE********************
It had been six days since Karen had mysteriosly disappered, you probably can't imagine the chaos and mayhem happening, not to mention what's going to happen next!
The cop was talking to Abby, "So, tell me, what was happening when she 'mysteriosly' disappered?"
"We were writing a fanfic." she clearly stated.
"Oh, really?"
"Yes."
"What about?"
"SailorMoon."
"You watch SailorMoon? I thought I was the only who watched it. How do you like it?" (This is strange because the cop is a guy! Imagine if a cop walked up to you and asked you how you like SailorMoon.) Abby found this weird, but she kept a casual tone the whole time.
"I LOVE IT! IT'S SO AWSOME! IT'S TOTALLY COOL!"
(SIGH)
********************BACK TO KAREN********************
Karen didn't know what to do next. She was so confused. So she did the only thing she she could think of: threaten the writer.
*off screen* (Karen walks up to the writer and whispers something in her ear. Writer screams. "I don't think you want me to put the rest of that passage in there!" she pleaded with Karen. Karen whispers another thing in the writer's ear. Writer shreaiks! "OKAY! But your gonna wish you didn't threaten me into finishing that!") Karen looked down at the book, suddenly words started to appear finishing the passage.
"YAHOO!!!!!!!! I can go home! It's very simple! All I have to do is cast a spell and something else and I'll be instantly transported home!" she looked down at the writing. It said something very strange at the bottem. And I quote "Complimentary of T. Np. FF. Inc. (otherwise known as: Tacky, Non-popular, Fanfics Incorperated)" Karen stared at it for a moment. Then she figured it out!
"Let me guess! We're low on funds or something and that crappy sevice is BEST we could afford? I cannot believe that that's all you could get!" Karen gave the writer a dirty look.)
(Writer gets nervous. "Ummm... Hehe... Back to the show!" quikly changes back to story)
Karen looked back at the book. "Ummmm... Okie! Lets get started, I guess..." she nervously got everything ready.
(Writer personally starts mocking Karen while she gets everything ready, writer looks over to the reader saying "We've got a great relasionship! Don't you agree?" she got a sly smirk, turned her head, and continued to mock Karen!) .......... (Due to technical difficulties we cannot tell or display what happened to the writer for mocking Karen. Sorry, but Karen didn't like it too much!!!)
Karen started to recite the spell and it worked!!! For a few moments it seemed like that anyway. She was in the middle of a strange place, when suddenly she was pulled back into the world of SailorMoon with one small difference, Abby fell from the sky (or ceiling depending on how you look at it!) and landed right on top of Karen's head. (writer sweatdrops *nervous chukle* "Ummm... Whoops...")
Karen was screaming, but Abby only heard mumbles.
(Writer: "Abby! Don't you think you should get off Karen before she smuthers!")
(Abby:"But in the script it says I sit on her head for a couple minutes..." )
(Writer: "No it doesn't!")
(Abby: "But...")
(Writer: Walks over to Abby and whispers something in her ear...)
Suddenly Abby relized that she was sitting on Karen's head and got up.