Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Abby and Karen's Weird Adventure ❯ Madness On The Set ( Chapter 5 )

Thank you! Thank you! You love me! You really love me! Or atleast you like my fanfics! Well, maybe you don't love all my fanfics, but you like this one! Atleast I think you do... Well if you do, please review A.S.A.P.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Same rules, same dull, boring rules. *sighs* One review, and I'll write another chapter! On second thought! If you really want to show you like my fanfics, you can always send me 10,000 dollars in cash!!! No! I'm kidding! Really! You don't have to send me any money, I guess... Well, anyway. I'm wrting in the morning, I only got up because my mom told me to take out the trash, my hair is still a wreck and all that good stuff. My brother still isn't awake for crying out loud! And I'm writing this with my bird on my shoulder, so if there are any holes in the paper, or bird terds, let me know! Yeah! I'm writing this on the computer, but man! His beak is real sharp! It might just make a hole or two in my moniter (or your moniter) before I finish... So, sorry if any words are missing sentences, or I got spelling wrong... Anyway, back to the fanfic... Thanks to Niko! I'm going to write another chapter! Well of course I'm going to write another chapter! This is the chapter I'm talking about writing! If your reading this, I wrote another chapter! That makes alot of sense. Maybe I should writing in a different color! I don't know, what do you guys think? Black is boring... Should I go to red? Maybe? Yes? No? Hows this color? Alright! I'm stopping now! Time for me to stop talking and write the darn fanfic! RIGHT!

How about that weather today! Isn't it lovely? Just so... Okay! Okay! To the fanfic!

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*off stage*

Writer: "Allright! People! People! Please! Our audience is waiting! What's going on? Huh? We got to get going!"

Actress who plays Abby: "But its 3 'o clock in the morning!"

Writer: "Quit complaining! If you weren't out most of the night with... The two guys we're introducing into the fanfic today! Ummm... Wait..." Looks over at reader. Eyes open very wide. Writer's eyes blink anime style. "We're not itroducing anybody today!" Chuckles nervously... "OH...... RATS!"

*On stage*

Abby got of Karen's head. "Ooops... Hi Karen! What's up? Why are you looking at me like that???"

*Camera turns to show Karen with a deadly look on her face*

Actress who plays Karen: "That's it! Cut! I want to talk to the writer and the actress who plays Abby for a minute!"

Writer: "Not good!"

********************Elevater Music Plays********************

Writer: Comes back with a black eye and a limp...

Actress who plays Abby: Walks out with crutches...

Writer: "Action!"

Actress who plays Abby: Tries to walk on stage, but sweatdrops and falls flat on her face...

Writer: "Abby, why don't you take a break?"

Actress who plays Abby: "Yeah, okay."

Writer: "Call Abby's stunt doulbe! Tell her get down here!"

* 3 hours later *

Abby's stunt double: Gets caught in traffic

* 9 hours later *

Abby's stunt double: Still not there

* 12 hours--

Writer: Before krazy_kitty_katz can finish writing takes out a peice of paper and writes something very threatening that we cannot display...

* 3 seconds later *

Abby's stunt double: Arrives at studio

Writer: "Allright! Lets start!"

*ON STAGE*

****Crappy Theme Music Plays****

Writer: "Hold it! There's nothing that says crappy theme music plays in the script..."

krazy_kitty_katz: "OH SHUT UP!"

*Back to the show*

Abby gets off Karen's head.

Actress who plays Karen: Gives writer a dirty look, but continues to say her lines...

"Abby! What are you doing here???" Karen looked at Abby--

Writer: *mumbles* "Or more correctly Abby's stunt double..."

krazy_kitty_katz: Gives writer a threatening look...

Abby looks at Karen. "Karen! Where ahve you been? I've been looking all over our house for you! What have you been doing? Mom and dad are worried sick! They called the police! They called the airport! They called the orphange! They even called the morge! Where have you been???" Abby gave her stepsister a hug.

Writer: Sweatdrops...

"I've been here... That spell was supposed to send me home!! DARN IT!!! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE??? I WANT TO HOME!!!" Karen started to scream. She suddenly stopped.

Actress who plays Karen: Walks off stage, gets a glass of water, walks back on stage and starts to scream again.

********************This Is Where We Would Introduce Those Two Guys Mentioned Earier********************

Abby's stunt double: "Well, why arn't we introducing those two guys?"

Everybody on set: Screams at the top of their lungs "BECAUSE THE WRITER GAVE IT AWAY!!!"

Abby's stunt double: Looks a little deaf...

Writer: Looks nervous...

Karen paced back and forth. "Why didn't it work? What did I do wrong?" she thought. Then an idea suddenly popped into her head. She walked off the set and walked over to the writer.

*****Peaceful Music Interuppes The Show******

Karen walks back on stage. "Abby? I think something has gone terribly wrong!" she started to cry.

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krazy _kitty_katz: Sighs. Talks to the voices in her head for a minute. Gets back to the story.

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Karen continues to cry. All the sailorscouts sweapdrop. Karen looked up to see Abby walking away and lloking at the sencery.

"Hey! This place is cool!" Abby suddenly noticed the Sailorscouts. She ran up to them and started shaking their hands and told she loved their show. "It's so awsome! You think it's possible that one I might be able to be a anime star?"

The sailorscouts looked at her and slowly nodded their heads, not quite knowing what exactly they were agreeing to. Abby got an admiring look on her face.

"Really?" she managed to say through eyes that had started to tear.

The sailorscouts nodded their heads in agreement again.

Abby screamed. "Wow!" She ran over to Karen. "Karen! They think I might be able to become a real anime star one day!"

"Yeah! When the world changes from writing to a anime comic strip writen in Japanese!" Karen replied.

"Is it possible?" Abby looked at Karen. Karen sweatdropped.

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k razy_kitty_katz: Scratches her ears. Wags her tail. Eyes her bird hugreyly.

krazy_kitty_katz's brother: "Your strange, in no small way. Whatever's wrong with you it's big, it's no small thing."

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W riter: "This is madness! It's crazy!"

Karen stared at the audience. "Please! Keep the writer from continuing this fanfic any longer! PLEASE! Dont let--"

Writer: Quickly puts hand over Karen's mouth. "Hehe..."

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krazy_kitty_k atz's head pops up and asks the reader what you think. Well? What do you think? Did you like this chapter? Madness on the set? I think the name is rather fitting. Well, review and tell me what you think. Thanks!