Sonic Series Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Sonic Park ❯ episode 2-Weight Gain 4000 ( Chapter 2 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Title:Weight Gain 4000

Setting:Sonic Park, Colorado

Characters:Sonic "the Hedgehog" Broflowsky, Mighty "the Armadillo" Marsh, Eric "Knuckles" Cartman, Shadow "the Hedgehog" McKormick, Chef "Eggman", Amy "Rose" Testaburger, Mister "Professor" Gerald Robotnik, Mayor Rouge "the Bat"

Type of Story:Humor, Crossover

Rating:PG-13
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Here's the second episode of Sonic Park. Not a lot to say, so well enjoy The adventures of the Sonic Park kids in "Weight Gain 4000"
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I'm goin' down to Sonic Park gonna have myself a time.

Sonic, Mighty:Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.

Goin' down to Sonic Park and leave my worries behind.

Knuckles:Ample parking day or night, people spouting HOWDY NEIGHBOR!

Get on to South Park and see if I can't unwind.

Shadow: the theme song's almost over so shut up and enjoy the show!

So come on down to Sonic Park and meet some friends of mine!
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[Mr. Robotnik's Classroom]

Sonic:Hey Mighty, did you see that rainbow this morning?

Mighty:Yeah, it was huge.

Knuckles:Heh, I hate those things.

Sonic:Nobody hates rainbows.

Mighty:Yeah, what's there to hate about rainbows?

Knuckles:Well, you know, you'll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they'll come, marching in and crawl up your leg and start biting the inside of your ass. And you'll be all like, "hey, get out of my ass you stupid rainbows"

Mighty:Knuckles, what the hell are you talking about?!?

Knuckles:I'm talking about rainbows, I hate those frigging things!

Sonic:Rainbows are those little arches of color that show up during a rainstorm.

Knuckles:Ohh, rainbows, oh yeh, I like those, those are cool.

Mighty:What were you talking about?

Knuckles:Heh, oh, nothing, forget it.

Sonic:No, what marches in, crawls up your leg and bites the inside of your ass?!?

Knuckles:Nothing.

Mr. Robotnik:Children, children. Remember the 'Save Our Fragile Planet' essay contest that you children worked so hard on last month?

[Silence]

Mr. Robotnik:One of our very own South Park students has won the national prize.

Amy:Wow, I knew I would win.

Mr. Hat:Gosh Mr. Robotnik, this sure is exciting.

Mr. Robotnik:That's right Mr. Hat, the winner of the national 'Save Our Fragile Planet' contest is...

[Dramatic Pause]

Mr. Robotnik:Eric Cartman.

Amy:What?

Knuckles:What?

Mr. Robotnik:Congratulations Eric, on writing the award winning paper.

Knuckles:Kick Ass!

Mighty:That's impossible, Knuckles doesn't know a rain forest from a pop tart.

Knucklels:Yeah I do, pop tarts are frosted.

Mr. Robotnik:Out of over a million papers, Eric's was chosen as the grand prize winner.

Sonic:Wow, what did you write about Knuckles?

Knuckles:Oh, you know, this and that.

Amy:He doesn't even know what he wrote about!

Sonic:What was your paper about Amy?

Amy:My paper was on the suffering of bottle nosed dolphins.

Knuckles:There you see, you shouldn't have written a paper about dolphins. Dolphins are stupid.

Mighty: Dude, dolphins are like the second smartest animal on the planet.

Knuckles:Buh, hah, right, if they're so damn smart, how come they get caught in those fishing nets all the time?

Amy:What?

Mr. Robotnik:Wait, wait, there's more. It says here that Eric's trophy will be presented to him by...Kathie Lee Gifford.

Sonic:Kathie Lee is coming to South Park?

Mr. Robotnik:And the presentation will be on national television.

Sonic, Mighty:Television!

Mr. Robotnik:[Thinking to himself] Kathie Lee Gifford, I don't believe it.


[City Hall]
Mayor Rouge:Kathie Lee Gifford in Sonic Park! Oh my God! This is our chance to make a name for ourselves; to show that were not just some piss-ant white bred mountain town.

Assistant#1:Better yet, it's a chance for you to get some publicity.

Mayor Rouge:Yes! If I can show just how much I turned Sonic Park around, I could become a Senator.

Assistant #2:Maybe even a State Senator.

#1:Mayor, we should decorate the town square.

#2:Then we should have the chef of the school cafteria sing a song, and play up the ethnic diversity of our town.

Mayor Rouge:That's right, he's a human isn't he?

#1:Human as the night itself Mayor.

Mayor Rouge:Yes! And we can even have the children of South Park put on a little play. Kathie Lee loves children.

#1:If there working in a sweat-shop that is.

#2:Ohhh.

#1:Ouch.

[#2 Laughs]

#1:Thank you.


[Cafeteria]
Knuckles:You guys, guess what? After I'm on television, I'm gonna be totally famous.

Amy:Ganondorf was famous too.

Chef Eggman:Hello there children.

Sonic, Mighty:Hey Chef.

Chef Eggman:How are my little crackers today?

Sonic, Mighty:Good.

Chef Eggman: Did you all hear about the news? Kathie Lee Gifford is coming to Sonic Park.

Mighty:Yeah, 'cause Knuckles cheated and won the environmental essay contest.

Knuckles:Hey!

Chef Eggman:Yeah, yeah. Oh whatever. But the mayor just called and asked me to sing at the ceremony.

Sonic:Wow, are you gonna do it?

Chef Eggman:Of course! Kathie Lee is a beautiful sultry queen of sexual fantasy. And if I sing to her, maybe I can lure her into a night of exotic delectation.

Mighty:Yeah, that'd be cool.

Shadow:Is your dick big?

Chef Eggman:Well, three times bigger than Frank Giffords anyway.

[Eggman laughs suggestively]


[Mr. Robotnik's Classroom]
Mr. Robotnik:Oh, I can't even concentrate on grading papers with all this excitement.

[Looks at Mr. Hat]

Mr. Robotnik:Why are you looking at me like that Mr. Hat?
Mr. Hat:Have you forgotten about all the pain and suffering that Kathie Lee Gifford caused you?

Mr. Robotnik:Mmm,mmm, Mr. Hat, that was a long time ago. And I was only a child.

Mr. Hat:We could have won that talent show, we could have been huge.


[Flashback to a Talent Show]
Lil Mr. Robotnik:Knock, Knock Mr. Hat.

Mr. Hat:Who's there?

Lil Mr. Robotnik:Orange.

Mr. Hat:Orange who?

Lil Mr. Robotnik:Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

[One person claps]

Mr. Hat:Thank you.

[Judges show scores of 8.9, 9, 7.8 and 9.2]

Lil Mr. Robotnik:Wow Mr. Hat, looks like we might win.

Show Announcer:And now our last talent show finalist, Kathie Lee Epstein.

Lil Kathie Lee:[Singing]If they could see me now, that little gang of mine. I'm eating fancy chow and drinking fancy wine. I'd like the stumble bums to see for a fact The kind of chop chop, first class chums I attract All I can say is wow, we looking well ah yeah And I ... I'm aiming for the stars But I say they'll holy cow. They never believe it. If my friends could see me now.

[Crowd goes wild]

[Judges show all 10's]


[Back in the classroom]
Mr. Robotnik:It, it wasn't fair. She had choreography. How could we compete that?

Mr. Hat:But now she's coming to Sonic Park, and I know a way to make it all better.

Mr. Robotnik:How?

[Mr. Hat whispers to Mr. Robotnik]

Mr. Robotnik:No, Mr. Hat, I couldn't kill Kathie Lee Gifford


[Later in Mr. Garrison's Classroom]
Mayor Rouge:Children, as you all know, Kathie Lee Gifford will be in Soonic Park to present the award to some kid for an essay.

Knuckles:That kid is me.

Mayor Rouge:Whatever. Now, I'm going to have you luscious little youngsters do a play about the history of Sonic Park.

Mr. Robotnik:That'll be wonderful, won't it Mr. Hat.

Mr. Hat:Kill Her.

Mr. Robotnik:[Whispered]Mr. Hat!

Mayor Rouge:Mr. Robotnik, I'm asking you to direct our little play.

Mr. Robotnik:Oh, that's perfect. You see Mr. Hat, we don't have to kill her. We can just upstage her.

Amy:Mrs. Mayor, you might want to review the essays. We think Knuckles might have cheated.

Mayor Rouge:Who cares? Now kids, whats say we give it our Sonic Park best.

[Silence]

Mayor Rouge:And who's our little prize winner again?

Knuckles:Me! Eric Cartman!

Mayor Rouge:How about we get in shape, huh? We want to look our best for the TV cameras don't we?

Knuckles:Yes maam. I'm gonna be on television, I'm gonna be on television.


[Bus Stop]
Knuckles:I'm gonna be on television, I'm gonna be on television.

Mighty:We don't believe for a minute that you won that contest fairly, fat head.

Knuckles:Ehh, stop defending your little girlfriend for writing about some stupid fish.

Mighty: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.

Knuckles:Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.

Mighty: Dolphins are way smarter than you.

Knuckles:If they're so smart, why do they live in igloos?

Mighty: Dolphins don't live in igloos, that's eskimos.

Knuckles: Dolphins, eskimos, who cares? It's all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap.

Mighty:Tell me what you wrote about!

Knuckles:I can't. I have to go home and get in shape.

Mighty:Yeh, right. You'll go and sit in front of the TV and eat cheesy poofs, ass-master!

Knuckles:Screw you, hippie.


[Knuckles' House]
TV Announcer:We'll be right back to Jesus and Pals, after this.

Beefcake:Hey! You need to get in shape fast?!? Wanna look your best?!? Tired the other guys getting all the chicks?!? Are you tired of being a 90 pound weakling?!?

Knuckles:Yeah, I only weight 90 pounds.

Beefcake:Then bulk up quick, with weight gain 4000!!

Knuckles:Yes!

Beefcake:With over 4000 grams of saturated fat per serving, it's patented formula is designed to enter the mouth, and go to directly to the stomach where it is distributed to the bloodstream. Now available in stores everywhere. Get some today, and say with me 'Beefcake!'

Knuckles:Beefcake!

Beefcake:Beefcake!

Knuckles:Beefcake!

Beefcake:Beefcake!

Knuckles:Beefcake!!!

TV Announcer:May cause irreversible damage to the kidneys and liver.

Knuckles:Mom, can you get me some weight gain 4000.

Ms. Cartman:Ok Eric, I'll get you some from the store tomorrow.

Knuckles:But mom, I need it for tomorrow.

Ms. Cartman:But tomorrow is grocery day Eric.

Knuckles: (Throwing a fit) But mom....

Ms. Cartman:Ok, ok, then I guess I'll be going to the store now then.


[Mr. Robotnik's House]
[Mr. Robotnik hear's singing in his head]

Kathie Lee:If they could see me know, that little gang of mine, I'm eating fancy chow and....

Mr. Robotnik:No, no!

Mr. Hat:Kill her.

Mr. Robotnik:No, Mr. Hat, I won't do it.

Mr. Hat:Killlllll her!

[Mr. Hat's head spins]

Mr. Robotnik:That does it, you're going in the dresser drawer Mr. Hat.

Mr. Hat:She'll make a fool of you again.

Mr. Robotnik:Well, you can just stay in that drawer Negative Nancy.


[Bus Stop]
[Knuckles walks in wearing a tank top saying "Beef Cake"]

Knuckles:Hey dudes.

Sonic:What the hell is wrong with you Knuckles, haven't you noticed the three feet of snow on the ground?

Knuckles:Listen, I have a nice body and I want to show it off, you got that?

Mighty:What? You've got to weight 90 pounds.

Knuckles:I'm up to 94, thank you very much.

Shadow:Look at his tits!

Sonic:Yeah, they're almost as big as his mom's.

[Laughter]

Knuckles:Laugh all you want, I'm the one who's gonna be on TV, looking all buff.

[Knuckles Drinks a can of Weight Gain 4000 ]

Mighty:What's that stuff?

Knuckles:Weight Gain 4000, it's helping me bulk up.

Sonic:Bulk up to what, fat ass.

Mighty:Super-fat ass.

Knuckles:Hey, I don't have to take that kind of crap from you scrawny weaklings.

[Bus Arrives]

Knuckles:Eh, eh. Sweet. Check me out, I'm such a beefcake I can't even get through the door. Eh.


[Town Square]
Mayor Rouge:Come on people. We've got to turn this place around. Hang up the lights, string up the banners, castrate the cows!

[Scene of Cows]

Cows:Mooooo?


[Stage]
Mayor Rouge:Well Mr. Robotnik, how is the little play going?

Mr. Robotnik:Huh? Oh, fine. We were just about to run it from the top.

Mayor Rouge:Oh, please do. I'm dying to see it.

Mr. Robotnik:Ok, all the little pioneers on this side of the stage. Good. And all the little indians go to the center of the stage.

Ray:Am I an Indian, or a pioneer?

Mr. Robotnik: Do you have a feather on your head?

Ray:Yeah.

Mr. Robotnik:Then you're an Indian.

Ray:Oh.

Mr. Robotnik:Ok Bebe, this is your line.

Bebe:[Somewhat broken]This is the story of Sonic Park. It begins over a hundred years ago. When the noble and hearty Ute Indian humans lived on the land.

Mayor:Oh, don't they look adorable?

Bebe:Then, from the east, came the great white pioneers.

[Pioneers come on stage and start beating the Indians]

[Screams]

[Teepee falls on Shadow]

M. Rouge:Oh my God!

Mr. Robotnik:They did it a lot better this morning, they had more energy.

Bebe:The pioneers met with the Indians, and negotiated for their fertile lands.

[Tails as a pioneer punches Charmy as an indian repeatedly.]

M. Rouge:Mr. Robotnik, we can not have our children beating each other senseless in front of Kathie Lee Gifford.

Mr. Robotnik:Well, what do you want? This is how it happened in those days.

Mighty:Take that you stupid Indian!

[Mighty beats Ray with the butt of gun]

Ray:Ow

M. Rouge:Mr. Robotnik, this is not appropriate. Do you actually think Kathie Lee Gifford would enjoy this?!?

Mr. Robotnik:To Hell with Kathie Lee Gifford!

[Audible disbelief]

Mr. Robotnik:Oh my God, what have I said.

Townsman:He said, "To Hell with Kathie Lee Gifford!"

Everyone:Booo

M. Rouge:Mr. Robotnik, I am dismissing you from directing our play.


[Mr. Robotnik's House]
Mr. Hat:It happened again didn't it. Now we do things my way.

Mr. Robotnik:I can't kill her Mr. Hat, you're gonna have to do it

[Mr. Hat Laughs]


[Stage]
Sonic:Whoa, Knuckles. Talk about wide load.

Knuckles:Yeah, I'm really starting to fill out nicely.

Sonic:You're not filling out nicely, you're fatter than ever!

Knuckles:I'm not fat! I'm getting in shape.

Sonic:Knuckles, you're such a fat ass that when you walk down the street people go "God damn it, that's a big fat ass!"

Knuckles:No they don't, you jealous weakling.

Townsman:God damn, that's a big fat ass!

Knuckles:Hey!

Amy:Hi guys.

Knuckles:Oh look, another hippie. Peace Amy.

Mighty:Shut up Knuckles.

Knuckles:Ohhh, Two little hippies sitting in a tree....

Amy:I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.


[Jimbo's Gun Shop]
Jimbo:Can I help you?

Mr. Robotnik:Yes, I need a gun.

Jimbo:Would this be for hunting, home protection or other?

Mr. Robotnik:Other.

Jimbo:Alrighty then! May I suggest a Stratford 12mm? Here, try it on!

[Hands Mr. Robotnik a gun]

Jimbo:That looks really nice on you. The lacquered black really matches your eyes.

Mr. Robotnik:[To Mirror]You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?[To Jimbo] I don't know, it's a little small.

Jimbo:Ok, how about this?

Mr. Robotnik:[To Mirror]You talkin' to me? [To Jimbo]Hmm, no, I don't like the 20 either.

Jimbo:Here's the same gun, with a wood finish.

Mr. Robotnik:[To Mirror]You talkin' to me? I don't see anybody else around here, so you must be talkin' to me. [To Jimbo]I'll take it.


[Mr. Garrison's Classroom]
Amy: Hello?

[Amy sneaks over to file cabinet. She finds her paper. It has a 72 on it and a note that says "Good Effort" and "If Dolphins are so smart than why do they live in Igloos?"]

Amy:My essay by Eric Cartman: When I wrote the following pages, or rather the bulk of them, I lived alone in the woods on the shore of...

[Mr. Robotnik enters]

[Amy Hides]

Mr. Robotnik:Well Mr. Hat, I guess ole Kathie Lee really will be surprised when she gets here tomorrow. She beat us in the talent show all those years ago. And I think we owe her for that. Babang!

Amy:Oh my God.


[Town Square]
[Mr. Robotnik enters with his gun]

Townsman:Howdy Mr. Robotnik, nice gun.

Mr. Robotnik:Thank you.

Townswoman:Nice gun Mr. Robotnik.

Mr. Robotnik:Thanks.

[Approaches Officer Big]

Mr. Robotnik:Hello Officer Big

Officer Big:Nice Gun.

Mr. Robotnik:Thanks. Is there somewhere in town where I can get a good clear shot uh view of Kathie Lee.

Officer Big:Hmm, you know, I think the book despository would be a good bet

[Shot of Book Depository, with vultures circling]

Mr. Robotnik:Yes, that might do quite nicely. Thank you Officer Big.

Officer Big:No problem.

[Person walks by with a camera]

Officer Big:Hah! Caught you red handed. No Pictures of Kathie Lee.

M. Rouge:Where is she?

Robotnik:This is sweet. Camera crews are setting up and I'm looking totally ripped. Beefcake. Beefcake!

Sonic:I don't think they're going to be able to get all of you in frame Robotnik.

Amy:You guys, we have to stop him!

Sonic:Stop who?

Amy:Mr. Robotnik, he's going to try to kill Kathie Lee Gifford.

Knuckles:Oh no you don't, you're not going to ruin my moment of fame.

Amy:He's got a gun!

Knuckles:You got to get over this whole jealousy thing. Eh, seriously. Just face it, I wrote a better paper than you.

Amy:It just so happens that I have your paper, and I know why you won! There's something more important right now. Let's go!

Mighty:Amy, you've got to prioritize. What's more important? Being on TV or some stupid assassination?

Amy:Mighty, I can't do it alone. Please?

Sonic:Uh oh, we're losing him.

M. Rouge:Here she comes.

[Band starts playing]

[Kathie Lee comes in riding in bullet proof 'bubble' on the back of a truck]


[Mr. Robotnik in the window of the book depository]
Mr. Robotnik: Damn, I guess I'm not the only person in America who's thought of killing Kathie Lee Gifford.


[Street]
Townswoman:We love you Kathie Lee, heh heh

Kathie Lee:I love you too


[Mr. Robotnik in the window]
Mr. Robotnik:Come on you little bitch.

Mr. Robotnik takes aim]

Mr. Robotnik:You got to come out of your precious bubble sooner or later missy


[Stage]
M. Rouge:It is with great pride and honor that I'd like to welcome Mrs. Kathie Lee Gifford to Sonic Park

[Crowd cheers]

M. Rouge:And now, our very own Sonic Park Elementary chef will sing a special song in honor of Mrs. Lee Gifford

Chef Eggman:Thank you Mr. Mayor. You know Kathie Lee, you are a very special woman. I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler Moore way. Or, or special in an extra value meal at happy burger way. No, no, no, no. I mean special. Like the song of a, a humming bird as it gets ready to find that female hummingbird and make sweet love to it all night long. Just two humming birds moaning and, and groaning and, and their bodies caress and touch each other in ecstacy. [Singing]Oh, Kathie Lee, how I love to lay you down. And lick every inch of your body with my tongue.

M. Rouge:What?

Chef Eggman:Kathie Lee, you're my sexual fantasy.

M. Rouge:What? Oh God!

Chef Eggman:How 'bout you and me

M. Rouge:Uh, Thank you Chef, for that heartwarming song.

Chef Eggman:get together and make sweet love?

M. Rouge:Thank you Chef!

Chef Eggman:Oh, oh. God bless you Kathie Lee!


[Town Square]
Amy:Officer Barbrady, Mr. Robotnik is about to kill Kathie Lee! We have to find him!

Officer Big:What? You mean the teacher? Wait a minute.

[Officer Big flashes back]

Mr. Robotnik:Is there somewhere in town where I can get a good clear shot uh view of Kathie Lee.

Officer Big:Hmm, you know, I think the book despository would be a good bet, I think the book despository would be a good bet, book despository, depository, book depository, depository.

[Officer Big is back]

Officer Big: Damn, he could be anywhere. I'll send out an APB.

Mighty:Amy, look!

[Points to book depository]


[Stage]
M. Rouge:And now, here to present the award for the environmental essay to our own, Eric Kaufman...

Knuckles:Knuckles, God damn it.

M. Rouge:is your favorite celebrity, and mine...

[Crowd Cheers]

M. Rouge:Kathie Lee Gifford!

[Secret Service looking guys throw Kathie Lee, still in her bubble, on stage]

Kathie Lee:Thank you. How I love you all.


[Book Depository]
Mighty:Mr. Robotnik, stop!

Mr. Robotnik:Leave us, we must finish what we have begun.

Amy: I know that she's hurt you. She's hurt a lot of people.

Mr. Robotnik:You can't know.

Amy:You should have won that talent show.


[Stage]
Kathie Lee:It is with a great honor and pride that I present the winner his trophy. Eric, would you please come up here?

Knuckles:Here it is, my big moment of fame.

[Knuckles is being helped up the stage by Sonic, and Shadow]


[Book Depository]
Mr. Robotnik:And then she finished it all by throwing her voice with two dummies at once.

Amy:I know that Mr. Robotnik, but this isn't the answer.

Mr. Robotnik:It is, too late for me, young Amy.

[Mr. Robotnik takes aim.]

Amy:You see, I've learned something today. You can't win all the time. And if you don't win, you certainly can't hold it against the person who did, because that's the only way you ever really lose.

Mr. Robotnik:Your, you're right.

[Mr. Robotnik lowers his gun]

Amy:Gooood.

Mighty:Man, did she really throw her voice with two dummies at once.

Mr. Hat:The bitch must die!

[Mr. Robotnik fires a round]

[Knuckles' weight breaks stage]

Kathie Lee:Ooohhhh!

[Kathie Lee's bubble flies off stage]

[Mr. Robotnik shoots Shadow]

Shadow:Oh crap.

[Shadow flies through air]

[Shadow is impaled by a flag pole.]

[Shadow slides down the flag pole leaving a bloody trail]

Sonic:Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You bastard!

[Kathie Lee's bubble lands on truck]

Agent 1:Gun!

Agent 2:Gun!

Sonic:Hey, come back! We didn't even get to do our play.

[truck drives off]

Crowd:Aww

TV Crew Director:I guess that's it guys. Wrap it up.

Knuckles:Hey! Wait a minute! When do I get to be on television?

TV Crew Director:Forget it kid. No Kathie Lee, no public interest.

Knuckles:[Whining]But I won the environmental essay contest.

Amy:You don't deserve to win Knuckles. And you know it.

Amy:[Into Mic]I'm holding Knuckles' award winning paper. It's actually nothing more than Walden, with Henry David Thoreau's name crossed out, and Knuckles' name written in it's place.

Townsman 1:Who Cares?

Townsman 2:Yeah, Kathie Lee Gifford's gone.

Mighty:What about, not holding anything against the person who wins?

Amy:Not if it's Knuckles.

Amy:[Into Mic]Hey, where are you all going! [Off mic]They don't even know what Walden is. [Into Mic]I bet if Walden was a sitcom you'd all know what it was.

Mighty:Come on Amy, Sonic's mom will make us tuna fish sandwiches.

Amy:Ah, what the hell.

M. Rouge:No, nooo. Now I'll be stuck in this podunk town forever, with all these stupid hick, redneck, jobless, truck driving idiots.

#1:Uh, Mayor, the mike is on.


[In front of flag pole]
[Officer Big is arresting Mr. Hat]

Officer Big:Thought you could get away with it, eh Mr. Hat?

Mr. Hat:Well, I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids

Officer Big:You're lucky that you missed Kathie Lee and nobody got hurt.

[Shadow's corpse slides down to base of the flag pole]


[Mr. Robotnik's Hospital Room]
Mighty:We hope you can come back to school real soon Mr. Robotnik.

Mr. Robotnik:Well children, I'd love to, but the doctors say that Mr. Hat needs more therapy.

[Mr. Hat's in a straight jacket.]

Mr. Hat:We can still get her. Let mmm.

Mr. Robotnik:I'm just so sorry that I ruined everyones chances for being on TV.

Sonic:Not Knuckles, he gets to be on TV anyway.

Mr. Robotnik:Really, on what?


[Geraldo]
Geraldo:Obesity, Adiposity, Corpulence... What ever word you use, it represents one thing. Being a big fat ass. We have with us today, live via satellite, Eric "Knuckles" Cartman from Sonic Park, who is now so obese he can't even get out of his house

Knuckles:When is this going to be on the air?

Geraldo:Is there anything you'd like to say to people out there?

Knuckles:Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals. I'm living proof. Beefcake. Beefcake!


[Eggman's Bedroom]
Chef Eggman:He needs to run his ass around the block a few times.

Kathie Lee:Hmmm, how about a little more of that good lovin' Chef.

Chef Eggman: Damn woman, I just gave you sweet loving five minutes ago. You trying to kill me?

The End
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