Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Cream's Worst Nightmare ❯ sometimes, you just can't win ( Chapter 2 )

I'm running low on the felonious level, but rest assured, that's what this story will be...

Cream came home, taking a bottle of hard lemonade to the hole, it was her tenth one of the day. I'm going to take a shower..... thought Cream. All of a sudden, moans were heard from the back. Oh god, they can't be at it now.... The doe walked down the hall, those moans are coming from my room... she then had a hard swallow. She opened the door to see something else she thought she wouldn't ever see in her life....

Cheese having sex.... with an Omachao?

"Cheese what the fuck are you doing?" asked a POed Cream.

"Chao chao, chao chao chao." answered Cheese.

"Cheese said he's lonely and has nothing else to do." Omochao translated.

"You have a girlfriend...." said Cream.

"Chao chao chaoooooooooo."

"He very hoooooooooooorny, and needs some loving post haste."

"But you can't really be screwed, can you, Omochao?"

"Of course I can, I was built with a labia."

"So I take it you're..."

"Cheese's sex toy."

"Cheese, I'm going over to Amy's, do you wanna go with me, or are you gonna bone the annoying bucket of bolts over the real thing?" Cream asked her chao friend.

"You disrespectful little bitch!" Omochao yelled. "You're just mad that you're the only one not getting any dick in the house. Go fuck yourself you horny slut!"

Cream grabbed Cheese, escorted him out of the room, closed the door and turned to Omochao. "Hey, don't interrupt my getting dick because you can't have any."

"You know something, you're right about one thing..." said Cream and smacked Omochao with her piko piko hammer. Omochao hit the wall hard, than Cream continued to bash the robotic chao into spare parts, which Cheese of course saw Cream do. The red bowtie wearing chao began to cry. "Shut up you crybaby, you can fuck any real chao that you want, namely, Harmony, but this..... monstrosity, will not be allowed for your probing." said Cream.

"Chao chao chaooooooooo." said an angry Cheese.

Cream grabbed Cheese by his foot, "Cheese you big whiner, you're coming with me to get some real chao pussy, not robochao snatch compartment."

Cream left the room, but soon entered it, collected the desolate remain of Omochao in a paper bag, snatched up Cheese in the other hand and out the door they went.

*

Cream left the hardware store with $25 in her pocket. Apparently, Omochao's parts were worth a shiny penny. I'll save this for later and by myself a bottle of "feel good" to drink. she thought.

"Hey Cream, how are you?" Amy asked walking up to her with Harmony in her arms.

"Hi Amy, how are you?'

"Well, things are going--Oh my god, Cream you've got gray hairs in your pigtails!" Amy pulled out a mirror and showed Cream her reflection.

Cream screamed, "My god, I'm hideous!" she cried.

"Girlfriend, you've been stressing way too much."

"Tell me about it."

"You know what you need--Hey, not out here in public, wait til you two get to the garden." Amy snatched Harmony from Cheese.

"Bitch, chao chao." was all that Cheese said...

Which got him whacked, "Cream, you need to talk to Cheese about his mouth."

"Don't look at me, he got that from that stupid Omochao the Eggman made for him." said Cream. "Cheese has a chao to shag, yours."

"Shag Harmony, give head chao chao."

WHACK!

"I'm glad I anhtraxed that thing." said Cream.

"Fuck me, chao chao." pled Harmony.

Amy and Cream shook their heads. Afterwhile, Cheese and Harmony were dropped off at the chao garden. Fifty chao feet later, Cheese had Harmony Hero Chao style. "Damn that Omochao, the robotic pain in the ass was right." said Cream.

"Cream, let's just go." said Amy and the two sisters left the garden and into the elevator.

"Amy, will you buy me some Jack Daniels?" asked Cream.

"No way, I saw you with those hard lemonades..." said Amy.

"Those were non-alcoholic."

"Sure they were. What will your mom say when she finds you drinking?"

"Her fucking Eggman is the reason why I'm drinking."

"Hah hah ha, you need to be laid... badly."

"Damn Omochao."

"C'mon honey, we're going clubbing tonight."

"But I can't go clubbing..."

"You gonna let your age be the reason? You've been in Rouge's club lots of times, she'll let you in."

The elevator hit the main floor and the two stepped out and headed for Amy's. "Jack Daniels?" asked Amy. "Girl, you need some Remy Martin XO."

Three hours later, Amy and Cream were livin it up at her place. "This Remy is wonderful." said Cream.

"It's expensive too." added Amy. "This bottle, I've had for a year and it costs $200."

"Yeah."

"So, why don't you ask Tails to love you up, huh?"

"Um...." Cream looked away.

"Oh come on, ask him."

"Well.... what is he says no?"

"What if he says yes?"

"Touché, but still, Tails wouldn't give me a look at all."

"Why not?"

"He would go goo-goo eyed over you and Tikal."

"That's not true."

"Yes it is."

"We're all girls, what do Tikal and I have that you don't?"

"The same thing all of you girls have that I don't, boobies."

"............."

"I want boobies, nice, firm boobies. They don't have to be huge gargantuans like Rouge, but some nice boobies will do for me. I wan't my boobies now!"

"Give yourself three years and they'll grow in."

"I don't wanna wait three years, I want boobies now!"

"Yup, she totally wasted. Cream, lemme take you home."

"No, I dun wanna go home now."

"Well I gotta do something."

"Get me a towel, I wanna take a bath."

"A bath sounds good right about now, let's have one."

So Cream and Amy hit the tub. The bath helped the girls pass the Remy through their system. "Amy, does Sonic like your boobies?" asaked Cream.

"Never showed him." answered Amy. "He probably would run away before I got the chance for that anyway."

"Look at my chest, it's flat, no boobies."

"Cream, let it go already."

"I'll never get a man, 'cause I ain't got no boobies."

"She's still wasted. Cream, you need contact with sperm."

"Why do you say that?"

"Cause it'll calm you down. What ever happened to that toy I gave you anyway?"

"My mom took it from me, said I wasn't ready for something like that."

"What was the real reason?"

"She said I can't have a fake cock in me, you have to wait for the real thing first..."

"That sounds about right."

"I want boobies..."

"You need fucking."

"I need fucking boobies..."

"Cream, if you mention boobies one more time, I'm gonna whack you."

"Awwwwwwww, Amy you aren't fun anymore."

"You need an orgasm... wait, can you even orgasm?"

"Of course I can orgasm. I may be young, but I cum like all girls can."

TMI there, Cream.

"Damn Eggman, he's fucking my momma, keeping me from getting some sleep, the shit's driving me gray, turning me into an old hag."

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"Oh yeah, oh yeah, right there, ohhhhhhh!"

"Gah ha ha ha, feel the Real Robotnik!"

"Bring it home, Ivo. Bring it home, bring it hoooooooome!"

"Vanilla, you have such a tight pussy."

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"That was such a sickening visual, it actually aroused me in a bad way." said Amy.

"Then you have our chao in the garden...." said Cream.

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"Fuck me, chao chao.... Harder, chao chao."

"Bang, bang, bang, bang, chaooooooooooo!"

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"That damn Omochao was right, I'm the only one not getting any sex. Even Cheese fucks Harmony ten times a week, but me... I can't even masturbate and get a successful release."

"You poor thing." said Amy.

"It's not fair..........!"

*

Poor Cream, she was one horny little doe, and when she got home that night, things only got worse for her. She couldn't get a wink's sleep because of the racket her mom and "Peter Porkbotnik" were making. God, even their bed is creaking.....

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ivo..." moaned Vanilla.

"Oh Vanilla, damn you're tighter than vicegrips." said Eggman.

"Ivo, stop it."

"Well damn, were you a nun before i stared hittin this sanctuary?"

"Keep it down in there dammit, some of us are trying to get some sleep!" yelled Cream.

"Good luck!" Eggman yelled back.

"You fat fucker!"

"Least I am fucking!"

"Ivo?!"

"Hey, she started it."

"A-choo!"

"You okay Cream?" Vanilla asked.

"Sorry mom, I'm allergic to bullshit!" Cream answered.

"That was bootsy." said Eggman.

"Go fuck yourself!"

"Why, your mother's sooooooo much better?"

"Ivo!" Vanilla scolded the naughty doctor.

"Now Vanilla dear, if Cream doesn't like it, she's more than welcome to lick my salty balls."

"Sorry they're too small." Cream shot.

"They fit in the palm of your mom's hands, so they must have some size to them." Eggman shot back

"Why don't you just suck my snatch?!"

"Because I'm not into that pedo shit, now make your disrespectful ass a glass of warm milk and good night!"

Cream threw her piko piko hammer at the wall, obviously, she was defeated by the bad doctor for once. She simply turned over in her bed, placing the pillow over her ears to somewaht drown out the bootknocking in the other room. I really wish I had that damn Jack Daniels right now.....