Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Epic ❯ The Viewtiful Saga ( Chapter 12 )

THE EPIC

HAMMER AND SICKLE STUDIOS PRESENTS AN EPIC EDITED BY VOLKOV "INTERACTIVE STORY!!!" STARRING A TON OF RANDOM PEOPLE WRITTEN BY LORD FEAR HAKU SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG GRAND MASTER SHOMA SONICMON THE VIEW2FUL AND VOLKOV WRITTEN ON THE TRIPLE PEEPS FORUM IMAGINED BY LORD FEAR AND EDITED BY GREG "VOLKOV" PARAUBEK

Well. Here we are again, with the end some 273 MS Word pages away. Anyways, enjoy a shorter saga than usual. Henshin a go-go baby!

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INTERACTIVE STORY!!!

The Viewtiful Saga

[They get eaten by Unicron. Let's see what's inside...]

Bowser: (whiff) Ugh...it smells like-

Eggman: I know. No need for description! But I have plan! (dramatically points forward) EGG CARRIER!!!

[Everyone watches Eggman, who is stupidly pointing forward.]

Bowser: Uh...Eggman?

Eggman: SHUT UP! I'm concentrating!

Unicron: (really loud) DOAH!!! SOMETHING FLEW UP MY NOSE!!!

Eggman: Ah. There we go! (makes death/logic defying leap onto...)

Big: (gasp) The Egg Carrier! Froggy is on that!

Eggman: (standing on Egg Carrier deck) So?! He's being placed in a robot as we speak! FUG YOU! (blasts Big from the records, acting like Emeril) BAM!!!

Lord Fear: Let's get the hell out of here.

[The Egg Crew (Eggman, Bowser, Il Palazzo, and Lord Fear) escape Unicron onboard the Egg Carrier. Meanwhile, in the ARK.]

Sakura: This is where Eggman was last spotted.

Sharon: I wonder where he went.

Sturm: He's inside Unicron.

Eggman: Wait! I thought we were the only ones in there!

Bowser: Plot hole...

Eggman: WHERE?!

[They get sucked into a plot hole. Eggman and Bowser appear in a movie world]

Eggman: What the?

Bowser: Where are we?

Mysterious voice: In order to activate your heroic powers, you must speak of the word, "Henshin".

[Not knowing what to do, Bowser and Eggman just do what it told them to do.]

Eggman and Bowser: HENSHIN A GO GO, BABY!

[They are now Viewtiful Bowser and Viewtiful Eggman.]

Viewtiful Eggman: This is just wrong...

Viewtiful Lord Fear: This is so not me.

Viewtiful Il Palazzo: Where's Excel?

Viewtiful Excel: Here my masters, the Great Viewtiful Il Palazzo and Viewtiful Lord Fear.

Viewtiful Il Palazzo: Go to a bank and get me some money.

Viewtiful Excel: Yes, Master Viewtiful Il Palazzo!

Shadow: HENSHIN A GO-GO!!! (goes into Viewtiful Shadow mode)

Viewtiful Shadow: (now wearing a black trench coat, some badass shades, and secretly armed with tons of weaponry) TIME OVA!!! WAAAAH!!!

V. Eggman: (staring in disbelief at their newly acquired costumes) Oh HELL NO...

V. Eggman: Uh oh! Here comes Viewtiful Company!

[Its Viewtiful versions of Samus, Bridget, Dizzy, and Team Sonic.]

V. Sonic: Eggman! Now, you're really going to die!

V. Tails: You got us in another ridiculous plot hole!

V. Knuckles: And you keep manipulating me!! (starts harnessing V power) SPEED UP!

V. Sonic: Hey! You stole my move!

[Knuckles moves incredibly fast and punches Eggman into a tree.]

V. Eggman: Ouch...

V. Knuckles: (still in speed up) And if you try something, I'll do this! (jumps up really high, and dive bombs... Bridget)

V. Bridget: GAH! The hell Knuckles!?

V. Knuckles: Don't think I forgot about that!

[Knuckles runs out of Viewtiful.]

Knuckles: Uh oh...

V. Bridget: (uses overdrive) Loop-the-loop! (Hits Knuckles with the first hit) Slow down! (Knuckles gets hit very hard every time the yo-yo comes in contact with the poor echidna) Zoom in! (3 more over-glorified yo-yo hits) Speed up! (the finale: a very fast giant teddy bear named Roger crushes non-Viewtiful Knuckles)

Knuckles: Ow...

V. Eggman: Fools! Eat lead! Speed up! (fires bullets at very fast speeds)

V. Sonic: (as he's dodging this) Wait a minute...I've seen this before...

V. Samus: Me too.

[Both of them Slow down; now V. Eggman's bullets travel at a snail's pace.]

V. Dizzy: May I?

V. Tails: Go ahead.

[V. Dizzy hits the bullets with her tail back at V. Eggman; at that time, V. Eggman reverts back to norm Eggman.]

Eggman: Oh shit...

V. Il Palazzo: I'll stop them! (V. Illy fires hyper fast beams to cancel the deflected bullets)

V. Knuckles: Intriguing.

V. Bowser: Eggman, we're here to help!

V. Eggman: Here comes my reinforcements!

[V. Bowser and V. Lord Fear use their fire breath/fire balls and use them against V. Sonic Team.]

V. Marik: Eggman, it's just you and me now.

V. Eggman: Just bring it BITCH!

V. Lord Fear: Viewtiful Medafighters Ready? Viewtiful RoBattle!

V. Shadow: (lands in abruptly) FINISH THEM!!! )does own Mortal Kombat Fatality Theme and takes out machine guns, makes them blaze wildly at everyone) DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!

Everyone: (dodging frantically) SHADOW, STOP!!!

V. Shadow: (runs out of ammo) DAMN! Well, I've still got THIS!!! (takes Sephiroth's Masumane)

Sephiroth: HEY!!!

V. Shadow: (charges at everyone) YAAAAAAAAH!!!

[A few minutes later, everyone is normal. Shadow is scratched up a lot.]

Shadow: I'm sorry already! Get off me, Sephiroth! (pinned down by Sephiroth's boot)

Sephiroth: (ready to stab) Nnnnnnnnnno...

END OF THE VIEWTIFUL SAGA!

{Ed. Note: Viewtiful, huh? Don't try and deny it!}

Coming Soon: A new start to this mess