Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Epic ❯ The Shadow Clones Saga ( Chapter 13 )

THE EPIC

HAMMER AND SICKLE STUDIOS PRESENTS AN EPIC EDITED BY VOLKOV "INTERACTIVE STORY!!!" STARRING A TON OF RANDOM PEOPLE WRITTEN BY LORD FEAR HAKU SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG GRAND MASTER SHOMA SONICMON THE VIEW2FUL AND VOLKOV WRITTEN ON THE TRIPLE PEEPS FORUM IMAGINED BY LORD FEAR AND EDITED BY GREG "VOLKOV" PARAUBEK

Unlucky 13. Blacks hedgehogs. Can it get any worse? (The answer I'm looking for is "Yes")

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INTERACTIVE STORY!!!

The Shadow Clones Saga

[New start!]

Eggman: Ah! It's a beautiful day! A beautiful day, where nothing can go wrong!

[Unicron flies around in the sky.]

Unicron: I OWN YOU ALL!

Eggman: Oh fuck...we forgot about Unicron...

Knuckles: (trying to clobber Shadow) Shoot ME will you?!

Shadow: (looks up) Uh-oh...

Davis: SPAGETTIOS!!!

[Everyone stares at Davis for a second.]

Sonic: OH SHIT! UNICRON'S IN THE SKY!!!

Tails: He's been doing that for half an hour! He ate Amy during that half an hour too!

Shadow: Well...uh...SUCKS TO BE HER!!! Yeah...

Unicron: Now! Attack, my Shadow Clones!! (clutching stomach) Oh man...that Amy ain't sitting right...

[200 Shadow Clones jump down onto the city.]

Shadow: Oh crap...

Knuckles: HEY! THERE'S A CLONE RIGHT HERE! GET HIM!

Bridget: I bet they have a bounty on their heads! KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF!

Dizzy: I want to kick some ass too!

[The echidna, the cross-dresser, and the half-Gear all jump onto the real Shadow.]

Eggman: GAH!! (fires a rocket; explodes where Shadow and two clones just landed)

Shadow clones: AAAAAAAAAAA-(die)

Shadow: (charred black) Dammit, man!

Knuckles, Bridget, and Dizzy: (charred) Ouch...

Eggman: Oops!

Rouge: Oh no! It'll be hard to tell which Shadow is the real one!

Sonic: Let's brand him!

Quickman: Allow me!

Shadow: No...NO...NO!!!!! (BRAND!!!) OW!!

Shadow: DAMNIT!!! Why'd you have to give Unicron that birthday present?! Furthermore, WHY'D YOU CLONE ME?!

Eggman: (quickly points at Rouge) SHE DID IT!!!

Rouge: What?! Without you around, we couldn't steal or anything! So, with that wristband of yours...

Shadow: (lost) Wristband? (looks where his wristband use to be) WHAT?! WHERE DID IT GO?! (flips out) WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! (gets decked by his wristband)

Eggman: (one who threw it) Now STOP BITCHING AND CONTINUE BITCHING ABOUT YOUR BRANDING PROBLEM!!!

Shadow: (puts wristband back to respective place) Righto... (breathes in sharply) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH- Hey, it's in the shape of a bunny!- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Random Person A: Ha-ha! He has a bunny on his ass!

Random Person B: Sucks to be him!

Shadow: (Now with fire in his eyes) Now you will feel the power of the Ultimate Bad Ass!

Lord Fear: He's angry.

Eggman: Kick their butts Shadow!

Shadow: C'mon! Let's kick some ass!

Everyone: YEAH!

[With some Shadow clones…]

Shadow #45: So, where's 67 and 132?

Shadow #48: They died.

Shadow #75: Oh well. Their death means nothing.

Shadow: NOW YOU DIE FAKERS!!

[Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Rouge, Bridget, Dizzy, Samus, Quickman, and Eggman start mauling the said three clones; death remains...]

Shadow: Dammit, guys! (deflects one of Sonic's attacks) Stop attacking me!

Sonic: Oops. Sorry.

[After a while, there are no Shadow clones left.]

Sonic: That's the last of em, I think...

Shadow: WAIT! LOOK!!! (points defiantly at a toll booth)

Toll Booth Guy: (who just so happens to be the REAL Random Person A) IT'S NOT POLITE TO POINT AT PEOPLE!!!

Knuckles: Um...Shadow...

Shadow: Wha?! Oh, right... (points in the RIGHT direction) LOOK!!!

[It turns out that it's none other than...]

Everyone: (gasp; in unison) EGGMAN'S INFINATE AQUATIC RELATED AIRSHIP ARMADA?!

Eggman: Hey! I just washed those!

Eggman: You forgot to mention, my MULTI-MISSILES! RAIN HELL UPON THE WORLD!!

[The ships...don't fire.]

Everyone: Huh?

Eggman: WHAT GIVES!? Oh well. In X amounts of days, I will launch my weapons! Think you can stop me?

Bowser: And me?

Il Palazzo: And me as well?

[The three of them walk off, laughing.]

Sonic: Fuck...

[Teams will be formed.]

END OF THE SHADOW CLONES SAGA!

{Ed. Note: Ahh…teams will be formed. Count on it.}

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