Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Fellowship of the Ring (Almost) ❯ Nazgûl vs. Heroes: Round One! FIGHT! ( Chapter 3 )

Chapter Three: Nazgul vs. Heroes: Round One! FIGHT!

[The group is meandering north towards Black Mesa. They get out of the Hippie Car to enjoy a quick lunch break. Unbeknownst to them the Nazgul have found them. Agent 47 pulls a M-195 (a sniper rifle) out of nowhere. The camera changes to 47's point of view. Through the sniper cross hairs we see Sonic's head right in the center. 47 pulls the trigger and Sonic goes down in a slow motion, blood spurting spectacle of death.]

Tails: HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

Amy: (Practically straddling Sonic) Sonic? Are you okay? Sonic?

[Sonic gets up holding his head which is soaked in blood.]

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[The whole group (except Gordon) are standing, mouths agape, staring at Sonic. Amy's ears are bleeding. The camera pans back to the Nazgûl.]

47: Terminator! Finish them!

T-800: FOR KULLI-FORNIAAAAAA!!!!!

Arthas: Kullifornia? What the hell?

47: Ignore him. He thinks he's a politician.

Kerrigan: A politician?

47: Yep.

[The Terminator charges down the hill and slams Knuckles into the Hippie Car]

Knuckles: Oh crap this hurts…

T-800: GIVE THE RING TO ME!!!

Sonic: No way! I'm not surrendering the Ring to the forces of Evil! And my friends are right behind me!

[Sonic looks back and notices everyone is hiding behind the Hippie Car.]

Shadow: Hey! It's your ring, not mine!

Sonic: ASSHOLES!

T-800: I WILL TERMINATE YOU!

Sonic: Bring it on!

[The Terminator charges at Sonic and proceeds to beat the crap out of him.]

Sonic: Ow! Oof! Ouch!

[Gordon steps out from behind the Hippie Car holding the Gluon gun. He fires a shot that grazes the side of the Terminator's arm.]

Sonic: You must be shitting me! That's the strongest gun Gordon has and it doesn't even scratch you!

T-800: I AM NOT SHITTING YOU!

Rouge: Kill him Gordon!

[Gordon opens fire on the Terminator. The shots bounce off the T-800's armored body.]

T-800: DON'T DO DAT!

Sonic: USE THE GAUSS GUN!

[The Gluon gun disappears and the Tau gun appears. Gordon opens fire.]

T-800: YOU'RE A FUCKING CHOIR BOY COMPARED TO ME! A CHOIR BOY!!

[Shots ring harmlessly of the Terminator. Gordon is visibly pissed off. He pulls out an RPG launcher.]

T-800: I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST BECAUSE I'M GOING TO RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH AND BREAK YOUR GODDAMNED SPINE!

[The T-800 charges straight at Gordon, who fires off an RPG round. The Terminator disappears in a cloud of smoke and fire. When the smoke clears, the T-800 is no longer in existence. Rising from the ashes we see the Medabots announcer appear.]

Medabots Guy: FUNCTION CEASED! The winner is Sonic and Gordon Freeman!

Sonic: YOU'VE BEEN TERMINATED! Now where did that come from?

Tails: I was right behind you the whole time! I just knew you could take care of the job Sonic!

Rouge: (Eyeing Gordon with admiration) I wonder if bats can reproduce with humans?

Knuckles: Hey! I could have killed him too!

Amy: Sonic you're my hero! Do me!

Sonic: Uhh…no.

[Amy breaks down in tears.]

Shadow: We should move out! There may be more Nazgul out there!

Knuckles: Yeah, let's go before show-off here (glares at Gordon) does anything else. Seriously Rouge, I could've taken that Nazgul!

Rouge: He slammed you into a car where you were stuck for the whole fight.

Tails: Speaking of which didn't Yoda say he'd kill us if we damaged the car?

Shadow: We'll say it was Knuckles' fault.

Knuckles: HEY!

[The group piles into the damaged Hippie Car and drives off. Camera pan back to the where the Nazgul were hiding.]

47: Damn that T-800. I hope Sauron has the money back guarantee.

Arthas: Shouldn't we kill them now?

Kerrigan: Nah, that breaks the rules. We let the heroes grow in strength until they can kill us, then we attack again.

Arthas: Huh.

Medabots Guy: In today's battle the T-800 Terminator lost to Gordon Freeman and Sonic. They get…well…jack shit.