Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Fellowship of the Ring (Almost) ❯ It’s-a Me-a, MARIO! ( Chapter 7 )

Chapter Seven: It's-a Me-a, MARIO!

[The camera pans to the tower of Orthanc, base of Mario and the Uber, Speaker of 1337.]

Mario: Soon-a my army will be-a ready!

Uber: j00 ju57 d0I\I7 g37 17 d0 j00? (You just don't get it, do you?)

Mario: Why-a can you not-a speak the English?

Uber: 1 5p34k 1337, l4I\Igu4g3 0f I\I3rd5! 80085! (I speak 1337, language of nerds! Boobs!)

Mario: I'm-a goin to-a throw you-a off-a the top of my-a tower!

Random Orc: Master! The first Uruk-hai are ready for combat!

Mario: It's-a good day! What-a about-a the TWO EVIL MOFOS?

Random Orc: They are riding North to where the Fellowship was last seen.

Mario: Soon-a I-a will claim-a the-a Ring as-a my own!

Uber: U 7r4170r! U FUCK1N 7r4170r! (You traitor! Fuckin' traitor!)

Mario: Get-a some Uruk-hai to-a toss him off-a the top-a of Orthanc.

Random Orc: Yes master!

[Uruk-hai swarm the tower. They grab the Uber and climb to the top of the tower.]

Uber: b1tch! 570p! I\I0000000! (Bitch! STOP! Nooooooo!)

Mario: Your-a talking annoys-a my ears! Toss-a him off-a the top!

[The Uruk-hai toss the Uber off Orthanc.]

Uber: 5I-I17! FUCK1I\I 5I-I17! 54ur0000000000000I\I! 1337 I-I4><0r5!!! (SHIT! Fuckin shit! SAUROOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! Leet hacker!!!)

[The Uber, Speaker of 1337 hits the ground with a sickening thud. Random body parts fly all over Isengard.]

Mario: Shit! That-a is-a one hell of-a mess!

[The Uruk-hai pick up towels and mops and head down to clean the Uber's remnants off the grounds of Isengard. Cut to the rest area the Fellowship were at last chapter. The Two Evil Mofos have arrived.]

Megabyte: Hell! They're gone and the Nazgul have already passed by!

Cervantes: Arr!

Megabyte: I'm always paired with bumbling idiots. Cervantes! We have some ground to make up. Let's go.

Cervantes: Arr!

Megabyte: Idiot.