Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Fellowship of the Ring (Almost) ❯ Welcome to New Robotropolis! ( Chapter 10 )

Chapter Ten: Welcome to New Robotropolis!

[The Fellowship has entered New Robotropolis, the capitol of the Eggman Empire. The Fellowship is greeted at the gates of New Robotropolis by none other than Mecha Sonic.]

Mecha Sonic: Welcome to New Robotropolis! Capitol of the Eggman Empire!

Eggman: I know. I own the place.

Mecha Sonic: Does not compute. Welcome to New Robotropolis! Capitol of the Eggman Empire!

Eggman: I'M EGGMAN!

Mecha Sonic: Does not compute. Welcome to New Robotropolis! Capitol of the Eggman Empire!

Eggman: I BUILT YOU! I OWN YOU!

Mecha Sonic: Does not compute. Welcome to New Robo….

[Eggman flips the on/off switch to off, shutting down Mecha Sonic.]

Eggman: Piece of garbage. I invested 18 trillion dollars into that thing. And it doesn't even taste good.

Sonic: Well, that explains the tooth marks all over it.

Tails: You know, upgrading to an A/USG Mk. 3 capacitator could get you increased efficiency, and a better taste.

Shadow: Shut up Tails. No one likes a nerd.

Tails: Oh! Now you don't like the nerd! But when anything breaks its "Tails! Fix my DVD player!" or "Tails! Fix my porno tapes!"

Shadow: Shut up Tails. No one likes a whiner.

Tails: Ass.

Knuckles: I know. Sexy isn't it?

Tails: NOT ROUGE, YOU IDIOT!

Knuckles: Not Rouge…that would mean…

Tails: Yes…

Knuckles: You're checking out Shadow? You were following Sonic because you're gay!

Tails: I'm not gay! I like Amy! I mean I don't like Amy! Yeah.

Knuckles: I rest my case.

Tails: That made no sense.

Sonic: You two! Get in here!

[The Fellowship enters New Robotropolis. They are now sitting around a table in a war room like environment.]

Eggman: My Badniks aren't strong enough to destroy the army of Uruk-hai and Koopas that Mario is building.

Sonic: We have no choice but to dump the Ring in Mt. DOOM before his army is ready.

Rouge: Hmm…we have to sneak by Mario and Sauron's armies. And then we have to climb up and into a volcano.

Eggman: Don't forget, you must traverse the Crack of Doom.

Knuckles: I'd like to traverse Rouge's crack of…

[Everyone in the Fellowship turns and stares at Knuckles.]

Rouge: Yes?

Knuckles: Never mind.

Rouge: Good choice.

Eggman: If you two are done flirting…

Knuckles & Rouge: WE ARE NOT FLIRTING!

Shadow: Liars.

Tails: No one is so stupid to not see that you two are madly in love with each other.

Sonic: They're in love? OOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Eggman: Err-Hm! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

Tails: Sonic, don't tell me you didn't know.

Sonic: I thought Knuckles was just desperate to get laid.

Knuckles: I AM NOT DESPERATE!

Eggman: THE TWO FREAKIN' EVIL MOFOS ARE RIGHT OUTSIDE!

Rouge: I hate him! I do NOT love him!

Shadow: Bullshit!

Eggman: (Shaking head in despair) We are so screwed.

Knuckles: I'd like to screw Rou…(looks around at the angry Fellowship)…you know maybe this isn't the best time to start.

Rouge: ABOUT TIME YOU REALIZE THAT!

Eggman: MY DEFENSES ARE FALLING! DO SOMETHING!

Shadow: Why won't you shut up Eggman?!

Eggman: Because I require constant attention, plus Mario's Evil Mofos are about fifty feet away.

Sonic: Crap.

[The Two Evil Mofos shatter through the War Rooms doors.]

Megabyte: Terribly sorry about that. I was trying to find the doorbell and then dumbass over here…

Cervantes: Arr!

Megabyte: Knocked down the main doors.

Cervantes: Arr!

Megabyte: OH SHUT THE HELL UP! DAMN, ARE YOU ANNOYING! ALL YOU EVER SAY IS "ARR"!

Cervantes: But my soul still burns…

Megabyte: TAKE A [Censored] LAXATIVE! ANYTHING! JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!

Cervantes: Umm…Arr?

Megabyte: THAT IS IT!

[The Fellowship watches as Megabyte jumps at Cervantes and the two promptly start beating the crap out of each other.]

Sonic: Maybe we should be going?

Eggman: Wise decision.

[Before the Fellowship can move, New Robotropolis suddenly heaves and shakes. Through the doors Yoda appears, blasting aside Cervantes and Megabyte.]

Yoda: TRYING TO RUN YOU ARE! BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU I WILL!

Shadow: It was all Knuckles' fault.

Knuckles: That is a lie! It was umm…

[Knuckles looks around the room. He sees Two Evil Mofos.]

Knuckles: THEM!

[Yoda turns and looks at the Two Evil Mofos.]

Megabyte: Oh hell. Just what I need. A freakin' green gnome to beat the crap out of me.

Cervantes: Eeeep.

[Yoda descends upon the Mofos in a fit of rage. The Fellowship quickly sneaks out of New Robotropolis and continue on their way. Suddenly an ear-splitting cry rises from New Robotropolis, collapsing the capitol of the Eggman Empire.]

Yoda: BASTARDS!

Cervantes: Arr!

Megabyte: SHUT THE HELL UP!