Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Return of the King, Baby! ❯ Schizophrenic Scene Ahead ( Chapter 4 )

Chapter Four: Schizophrenic Scene Ahead

[Its night time, Sonic and Tails are sleeping (not together, you pervert bastards). Omochao is tossing and turning.]

Omochao: (in the middle of a pleasurable dream) Oh yeah…yesyesyesyes-yesyesYYEEESSSS!!!

[Omochao wakes up suddenly. He hovers over to a pool of water and looks down. His reflection begins to talk to him.]

Omochao2: You want it, don't you?

Omochao: Oh yeah…I really want to get laid.

Omochao2: (rolls his eyes) No…the Ring you idiot!

Omochao: Oh yeah…that too.

Omochao2: Well, I don't know if you've noticed, but I don't think Sonic is going to give the Ring to you.

Omochao: Isn't that not, like, the real Ring?

Omochao2: Grr…just pretend it is…that will make everything a lot easier.

Omochao: Ok. Now what?

Omochao2: Well, we obviously have to kill Sonic if we want to get the Ring…but seeing as our hands are really one solid block, I'm thinking we need someone else to do it.

Omochao: There is one who could do it…

Omochao2: You're right…the hedgehog and fox would never make it out of there alive…

Omochao: And then we can take the Ring!

Omochao2: Yes! The Ring will be ours once they're dead!

Omochao: I must say I liked the voice over job you did that made Sonic think Tails was gay.

[Omochao suddenly flies through the air, having just received a kick from Tails.]

Tails: You bastard! I had a feeling something was wrong!

Omochao: That's not all you've been feeling!

Tails: That is just sick. You are one perverted bastard!

Omochao: Oh really? This from the person who wants to have sex with Sonic?

Tails: But you just said you were saying those things!

Omochao: Ahh, but Sonic doesn't know that!

Tails: He'll believe me if I tell him!

Omochao: You think? Go ahead…wake him up and see what happens.

[Tails walks up to Sonic and taps him the shoulder. Sonic quickly jumps up and away from Tails.]

Sonic: I knew it! Omochao was right! He told me the second I fell asleep you would try and have your way with me!

Tails: Sonic! You don't understand…Omochao was doing a voice over! I haven't sa-

Sonic: Tails, not only are you a disgusting pervert, but you're lying as well. Omochao is a decent, innocent, and helpful being and you just seem to want to bring him down with you! I can't believe I ever called you a friend!

Tails: But I am your friend!

Sonic: I know you are…

Tails: What? Didn't you just…?

Sonic: Huh?

Tails: Never mind…

Sonic: (waving to Omochao) Come on, let's get moving.

[Sonic walks by Tails, followed by Omochao. As Omochao walks by Tails, he gives Tails the finger. The scene fades. {Author's Note: I just realized that earlier I said Omochao's hands were solid blocks, yet he still can flip Tails off. That is dedication.}]