Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Return of the King, Baby! ❯ Here’s Web in Your Eyes! ( Chapter 16 )

Chapter Sixteen: Here's Web in Your Eyes!

 

[Omochao and Sonic reach the top of the stairs, and look down a long dank tunnel that goes straight into the mountain.]

 

Omochao: Well…this place still exists…

 

Sonic: This is the better way? The Black Gate looked better than this…plus this place smells funny…

 

Omochao: Uhhh…yeah…that's…uhh…me, I just farted.

 

Sonic: But…you're a robot, how do you fart?

 

Omochao: Umm…upgrades?

 

Sonic: Okay…

 

Omochao: Well, you have to go in.

 

Sonic: You know, now that I'm here, I'm not sure I want to…

 

Omochao: Come on! The only other way in is 2,000 miles to the South, and unless you want another movie sequel…

 

Sonic: God no!

 

Omochao: Then we have to go in here…

 

[Sonic hesitantly steps inside the opening. Omochao follows Sonic in.]

 

Sonic: Uggh…what is that smell?

 

Omochao: I told you, farts…

 

Sonic: Hmmm…those were pretty pungent.

 

Omochao: Oh yeah…

 

[Sonic and Omochao walk deeper into the tunnel. Suddenly, Sonic slips, and nearly falls. When he gets back up, Omochao is gone.]

 

Omochao's Voice: (echoing) This way! Faster!

 

Sonic: Omochao? Where the hell are you?

 

Omochao's Voice: (echoing and getting fainter) Over here, stupid!

 

[As Sonic stumbles through the tunnel, the camera shows the ground is littered with bones. Sonic tries to straighten himself up, and touches a wall. He recoils in horror.]

 

Sonic: Ugg! It's sticky! What is this?

 

Omochao's Voice: (faint) You will see…

 

Sonic: Look, I have two ideas of what that is, and neither of them are reassuring…

 

[There is no answer.]

 

Sonic: Omochao? OMOCHAO! WHERE ARE YOU?!

 

[Sonic keeps yelling for Omochao.]

 

Sonic: (realizing) You…you traitor…Tails…where are you?

 

[Sonic steps forward, and looks at the ground. The floor of the cave is covered in bones. Sonic starts to run, but he stumbles along, tripping on bones. The camera cuts back to Tails, who is falling down the cliff. He bashes into some rocks and suddenly stops.]

 

Tails: Ow…motherfucker that hurt…

 

[Tails turns and sees an empty bottle of milk on the rock.]

 

Tails: Omochao…he's been playing me against Sonic. Wait…I already knew that. Oh well, now I must go and dramatically rescue Sonic from certain doom.

 

[Tails looks up the stairs, and begins to climb them. The camera cuts to Sonic, stumbling through the cave. He trips, and bones and stickyness fall down on him. He starts spazzing, but then he grabs a flashlight out of his…pocket? The cave is bathed in light. Sonic hears a noise behind him, and turns to reveal…Spider-Man behind him.]

 

Sonic: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

Spider-Man: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

Sonic: (fear) Who the hell are you?

 

Spider-Man: I am Spider-Man, and I have been forced to take this role to get some money.

 

Sonic: But…you're in a movie series that makes millions of dollars!

 

Spider-Man: Oh yeah…which that whore, Mary-Jane, keeps taking from me…I'm trapped in a loveless, sexless relation, with no money for myself…I crawl in here when I'm lonely…and then I try to forget my problems…

 

Sonic: Yeah…is that sticky stuff all over the walls what I think it is?

 

Spider-Man: (seductive) Yes…

 

Sonic: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[Sonic runs off, screaming. Spider-Man follows in hot pursuit.]

 

Spider-Man: Come back! I'm ever so lonely!

 

Sonic: You sick freak!

 

Spider-Man: Don't go! We can be friends!

 

[Sonic runs through the cave, with Spider-Man hot on his heels. Sonic turns and blinds Spider-Man with the flashlight, stopping the human arachnid's progress. Sonic sets off, as Spider-Man writhes on the ground.]

 

Spider-Man: My eyes! Agghhh!

 

[Looking behind him, Sonic runs straight into a large web, blocking the whole tunnel. Omochao appears on the other side of the webbing.]

 

Omochao: The Ring will be mine…you will soon be violated…

 

Sonic: (starting to spin dash through the webbing) I'll kill you for this!

 

Spider-Man: (getting closer) I need some loving!

 

Sonic: (spin dashing faster) Stay the hell away from me!

 

Spider-Man: (only a few feet behind Sonic) Come on, we can have an upside down wet t-shirt kiss!

 

Sonic: You…are…a…sick….freak!

 

[Sonic blasts through the webbing, and Omochao flies off. Sonic quickly chases after the robotic chao. Sonic dives through a little hole, and lands outside the cave. As soon as he lands outside, Omochao jumps on him and starts slamming Sonic's face into a rock.]

 

Omochao: GIVE ME THE DAMN RING! IT'S MINE!

 

Sonic: (bleeding) You little fucker! You traitor!

 

[Sonic grabs Omochao and slams him into the rock. Sonic starts bashing Omochao into the rock again and again.]

 

Omochao: Stop! Please stop! I didn't mean to…it's the Ring! It made me do it!

[Sonic pauses, and lets go of Omochao. He slides back against the rocks.]

 

Omochao: The Ring is driving me crazy…it's making me do horrible things…

 

Sonic: Omochao, I have to destroy it. That's what all this is about…I have to destroy the Ring…

 

Omochao: No! Impossible!

 

Sonic: Come on, why else would we want to go to Mt. DOOM? The scenery?

 

Omochao: You can't destroy it! IT'S MINE!

 

[Omochao lunges at Sonic, who easily swats him down. Omochao hits the ground, bounces, and falls down a huge chasm.]

 

Sonic: Tails…what have I done? I'm so sorry…

 

[Sonic slumps forward, then hits the ground. The ground he hits is green and peaceful. Sonic appears to be in a forest.]

 

Sonic: (groaning) Now what?

 

Voice: Sonic! You are the Ringbearer. You must succeed. If you fail, all hope is lost…

 

Sonic: Who…who are you…?

 

Voice: Sonic, I am your father!

 

Sonic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wait…what the fuck?

 

Voice: Sorry…I couldn't resist…you must struggle on…the film is almost over…

 

Sonic: You're right…I can't fail…

 

[Sonic stands up, and he's back in the dreary cave like area. Sonic staggers, than marches on.]