Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Return of the King, Baby! ❯ Teh Wh33l of F1re ( Chapter 22 )

Chapter Twenty Two: Teh Wh33l of F1re

[The camera shows the Last Human Army reaching the Black Gate of Mordor. They stop outside. The camera cuts to inside the Gate, where Sonic and Tails are heading towards Mt. DOOM. The sound gets muted, and all we hear is Sonic's heavy breathing.]

Tails: Sonic! The Eye!

[As Tails hits the ground, the Eye of Sauron swivels and gazes straight at Sonic.]

Tails: Sonic! Get down!

Sauron: (slightly puzzled) HUH?

[As Tails yells at Sonic to drop, the blue blur just stares ahead at the Eye, gazing down upon him. The scene cuts back to the Black Gate, where Eggman rides forward.]

Eggman: I demand that the master of this land step forward!

[The scene cuts to Sonic and Tails. Just as it seems Sonic is doomed, the Eye swivels to look towards the gate. Back at the gate, an ominous crack of lightning reverberates around the…place, and the voice of Sauron echoes along the…place…yeah…]

Sauron: (Guess what? Still creepy) I AM THE MASTER OF THIS LAND!

Eggman: Hey! I told you to step forward!

Sauron: (Creepy) OH! WHY NOT? WHY DON'T I JUST STEP FORWARD? I'M SURE IT WOULD BE EASY…SEEING AS I HAVE NO LEGS!

Eggman: I'm sorry…I had no idea…

Sauron: (Creepy AND offended) EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF THE PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES!

Eggman: I'm sorry! I take it back! Could you just show yourself then?

Sauron: (Creepy…again) OH! WHY NOT? NOT TOO HARD…ONLY PROBLEM IS I DON'T HAVE A BODY! JACKASS!

Eggman: Wow…sucks to be you…

Sauron: (The usual) NO KIDDING! OF COURSE, I ALWAYS HAVE JERKS REMINDING ME!

Eggman: Man, I'm so sorry…I feel so embarrassed.

Sauron: (Uhh…) YOU SHOULD! IT'S NOT FUN BEING A BODYLESS SPIRIT/ EYE THING! IT'S AWFUL! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MY EYE ITCHES?

Eggman: Not reall-

Sauron: (Indignant) A HELL OF A LOT!

Eggman: Well…seeing as you're…uh…how do I put this…

Sauron: (Sinister) A FLOATING EYEBALL IN FLAMES?!

Eggman: Yes. Seeing as you're in a state of eyeball-ness, can you send out some sort of representative or something? I have to kill someone!

Sauron: (A synonym of `creepy' goes here) HMM…I HAVE SOMEONE HERE…IF YOU KILL HIM, I WON'T BE TOO CONCERNED…HE KEEPS ACCUSING ME OF BEING A "1337 I-I4><0r".

Eggman: So…uhh…can you send him out?

Sauron: (Why do I bother?) SURE. HAVE FUN, JACKASS!

[The Black Gates open. Standing in front of an army of 300,003 is…the Uber, Speaker of 1337! Back by popular demand!]

Uber: 1'I\/I 84cI< 817cI-I!!1!!!1! (I'm back, bitch!)

Eggman: What?

Uber: 1'I\/I R1cI< j4I\/I35, 817cI-I!! (I'm Rick James, bitch!)

Eggman: No you're not…you're the…the…umm…this is awkward…

Uber: I\/I0r0I\I! 1 4I\/I t3h Üb3r! (Moron! I am the Uber!)

Shadow: What the hell is he saying?

Uber: 5urr3I\Id3r t0 54ur0I\I!! (Surrender to Sauron!)

Knuckles: I think it's "leet", speak of nerds.

Rouge: Where's the fox? He could help us out here…

Uber: I-I4I-I4I-I4!!1!!!11!!! (HAHAHA!!!!!)

Eggman: Ok, time to kill this bastard.

Uber: 5ucI< 0I\I 7I-I15!!11!! (Suck on this!)

[The Uber pulls out a large sword.]

Uber: 1 c4I_I_ 17 Üb3r\/\/4I\I9!!1! (I call it UberWang!)

[The Uber charges at Eggman.]

Eggman: You're master has taken my lard…and indirectly killed Al Gore. Well, actually I'm happy about Al…but still, the lard. You shall not beat me to death with your oversized wang!

[Eggman pulls out Anduril. The Uber pauses.]

Uber: T3h VV34p0n 0f t3h I<1|\|g! (The weapon of the King!)

Eggman: Yeah! And you're about to eat it!

[Eggman pulls the trigger and blasts the Uber, who falls like a sack of bricks.]

Uber: U cI-I3473d! Y0u'r3 4 I-I4><0r! (You cheated! You're a hacker!)

Eggman: I have no idea what that means, but I'm sure it was kind. Now are you going to talk like a normal human?

Uber: NOOO!!! I won't! I'll lose my nerdy powe--oh crap.

Eggman: BWAHAHA!! Without your magic you are weak! Weak like Shadow's peni--

Shadow: (Drowns out Eggman) SHUT UP!!! IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE SHUT UP NOW!!

[An awkward silence falls over the battlefield. A few coughs are heard.]

Eggman: Sorry… (real corny voice) Now you shall die, great enemy!

[Eggman holds Anduril towards the Uber's head. The Uber suddenly disappears.]

Eggman: What in hell?

Knuckles: Huh?

Console Message: Player "Uber" has disconnected. Timed out.

Eggman: Just like these people! Suddenly "lose" your connection when you're about to die. Personally, I think people who do that should be dragged out into the street and shot. Then they should have wild hounds sent after them.

Shadow: That's great, but what about the 300,003 man strong army?

Eggman: Yeah, that… (yelling to enemy army)…Sorry to keep you waiting! We'll start our heroic last charge now!

Orc #1,739: Ok! We're all ready over here!

Eggman: Ok…script says I have to make a stirring speech, so here goes (cough) Men! And women! We stand at the…I said WE STAND!! (a few soldiers who were sitting down get up) We stand at the enemy's gate! Our numbers are few and the enemy is great…and ugly…

Orc #23,851: I heard that!

Orc #890: My mommy said I was pretty!

Eggman: Whatever. We will fight! We have to buy Sonic and Tails the time they need to destroy the Ring! We may all die but it is for a good cau--where the hell are you going?

[Shadow has started to walk away.]

Shadow: Uhh…I just remembered that I have a styling appointment set up for my poofy. Or, possibly I left something in the oven.

Eggman: Get back here!

Shadow: Fine… (muttering)…pompous ass.

Eggman: Ok…Me--

Orc #219,370: JUST ATTACK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Eggman: Ok, ruin any chance of the movie trailer being any good…

[The scene cuts to Sonic and tails, clambering up the slopes of Mt. DOOM. The two struggle, gasping for breath, crawling forward. Finally, Sonic stumbles and falls to the grounds. Tails quickly rushes to his side.]

Tails: Sonic?

Sonic: (exhausted) Tails…the Ring…it's starting to destroy me…I can see His Eye…

Tails: (grabs Sonic by the shoulder and pulls him into a sitting position) Do you remember Not-Hobbiton? It's going to be summer soon, the new harvests will be coming in, and so will the summer Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

Sonic: (exhausted; gasping for air) Tails…I don't…I don't remember Not-Hobbiton. I can't recall the harvests, and I…I don't remember any of the swimsuit babes…I'm…I'm naked…in the dark…I…I can see…his Eye!

Tails: (near tears) It's that cursed Ring…we have to destroy it!

Sonic: (leans close to Tails) Tails…I understand that this is the dramatic and touching part of the movie that shows our deep friendship, but…can you make this scene a little less gay?

Tails: What?

Sonic: (whispering) Tails…you're clutching my ass…

Tails: (quickly lets go) Oops…

Sonic: Tails…I'm too weak…I won't make it…

Tails: Yes you will! I need you to rescind that restraining order! I'm going to carry you up Mt. DOOM if I have to!

Sonic: (thinking) Well…yes, you need to carry me up.

[Tails grabs Sonic and tosses him over his shoulders.]

Tails: Now…let us get rid of this Ring!

Sonic: (pointing to the top of the mountain) Now carry me up this mountain in a dramatic fashion!

[Triumphant music plays as Tails begins to clamber up Mt. DOOM carrying Sonic. The scene cuts back to the Black gate, with the Human Army surrounded by the overwhelming force of the enemy.]

Eggman: Okay…seeing as our enemy is an impatient dork, we should attack…

[Once again, the sound gets muted. Eggman looks up, and sees the Eye of Sauron staring straight at him.]

Sauron: (why bother?) JOIN ME…ROBOTNIK…TOGETHER, WE COULD RULE THE WORLD…

Eggman: As father and son?

Sauron: (creepy) NO…NOT AS FATHER AND SON…

Eggman: Then I refuse the offer!

[Eggman turns to look at the Human army.]

Eggman: (almost whispering) For lard…

[Eggman runs forward, Anduril in his hand, and leads the last charge of mankind towards the forces of Sauron's army. The camera cuts back to Mt. DOOM. Tails, still carrying Sonic, as almost made it to the top of Mt. DOOM.]

Tails: Look, Sonic! It's the Crack of DOOM!

Sonic: Heh…Crack of DOOM…where's Knuckles when you need him to make a bad joke?

[The camera swivels up to show Omochao, standing on a rock ledge above the heroes.]

Omochao: Clever things to climb so high!

[With a scream, Omochao hovers towards Sonic and Tails, and knocks the two of them to the ground. The three…things…get into a fight.]

Omochao: (choking Sonic) You will give me the Ri-

[A rock slams into Omochao's head, sending him flying off Sonic.]

Tails: Stay the hell away from him!

Omochao: (lunging towards Tails) I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU WITH YOUR OWN TAILS!

[As the fight on the side of Mt. DOOM continues, the camera cuts back to the other battle.]

Cervantes: (using that awesome attack where he smacks the enemy up, then jumps into the air, then slams them down, with lightning hitting his blade) ARRR, MOTHERFUCKER!

Eggman: There's too many of them!

[A horrible screeching noise echoes along the battlefield…the Nazgul have arrived!]

47: Kill everything that moves! That isn't on our side!

Boris: Hey! How was I supposed to know those guys were on our side?

47: Because they were carrying a flag of Sauron, dumbass…

Kerrigan: Oh come on, can we be nice for once?

47: You just have a crush on Boris!

Kerrigan: (blushing…well, as much as a Zerg can) No…that's not true!

Arthas: (singing) Boris and Kerrigan sittin' in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n--

Boris: (drowning out Arthas) ARTHAS AND ANOTHER MAN SITTING IN A TREE F-U-C-K-I-N--

47: (drowning them both out) SHUT UP AND KILL PEOPLE ALREADY!

[The Nazgul dive into the field of battle, picking up people and throwing them around, even as the rest of the carnage continues. Once more, the camera cuts to Mt. DOOM, where Tails and Omochao continue their fight. Currently, Omochao is beating on Tails with a rock.]

Tails: Ow! That hurts! Stop hit-Ow! Dude!

Omochao: You are going to pay for ruining my plans!

Tails: Ow! Stop with the…MOTHERFUCKER I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!

[Tails begins to glow with some kind of powerful rage, knocking Omochao back.]

Tails: I summon my SUPER FLICKIES!

[Out of the blue, four yellow birds swoop down and start attacking Omochao.]

Omochao: Agg! Ahh! OW! THAT'S MY EYE! OW!

[Screaming in agony, Omochao goes hovering down the Mountain, trailed by four persistent birds.]

Tails: (looking around) Sonic? Sonic?!

[Tails looks up, and sees Sonic running towards the Crack of DOOM, leading into the very heart of Mt. DOOM. The camera cuts (again) to the battle at the Black Gate. The camera shows Luigi handing out some Italian whoop ass on all the nearby Orcs, until time starts to slow down. Luigi glances up, and sees a Nazgul diving straight for him.]

Luigi: Oh-a crap…

Voice: MOON…

[The camera snaps up, and the mighty Delphinus from Skies of Arcadia is shown hovering over the battlefield, the massive Moon Stone Cannon charging up to fire.]

Voice: STONE…

Boris: (caught in mid-dive) Oh poopy…

Voice: CANNON…

Luigi: DAMMIT! STOP-A STALLING AND-A FIRE!

Voice: FIRE!

[The massive blast from the Moon Stone Cannon slams into Boris, sending him and his Fell Beast flying through the air.]

Boris: AGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[As Boris attempts to get his mount back on track, the Delphinus begins to open fire on the Orc forces, and the other Nazgul. Yet again, the camera cuts back to Mt. DOOM. Tails walks through the Crack of DOOM, and sees Sonic.]

Tails: Sonic? Is that you?

Sonic: Nooo…who else would be inside an active volcano in the middle of Mordor? I mean, besides your mom.

Tails: That's getting old…

[Sonic walks to the edge of the platform, pulls out the Ring and holds it over the lava.]

Tails: Drop it! Destroy the Ring!

Sonic: Yes…

[Sonic continues to stare at the Ring.]

Tails: Are you deaf?! Destroy the Ring!

Sonic: (confused) Destroy it?

Tails: YES YOU BASTARD! We've spent three freaking movies hiking here and now you won't destroy it? Do I need to do everything myself?

[Sonic turns towards Tails and an evil grin crosses his face.]

Sonic: The Ring is MINE!

[As the `Bad-Guy Theme' goes into full swing, Sonic takes the Ring and slides it onto his finger. Sonic turns invisible.]

Tails: NOOOOOOOO!!!!

[The camera cuts to the tower of Barad-Dur and the Eye of Sauron. Suddenly, the Eye whips towards Mt. DOOM.]

Sauron: (triumphant) HA! SOME ASS IS TRYING TO WEAR MY JEWELRY! YOU ARE MINE NOW! NAZGÛL GET MY RING!

[The Nazgûl go flying off towards Mt. DOOM.]

Arthas: We have it now! We're going to take it!

Boris: Yeah…right up the ass, pansy.

47: Now is not the freaking time for this stupidity!

Arthas: Yeah Boris! How about you go home to Russia and make a sacrifice to Stalin?

Boris: Hey! At least I'm not a PANSY!

Arthas: I am to be accepted for who I am! The post of employment for the job of Nazgûl had a "No Discrimination" clause!

47: WOULD YOU SHUT THE HELL UP YOU DAMN PANSY?!

Boris: Told you! I FUCKING TOLD YOU!

Kerrigan: (shaking her head) Men…

[Inside the Crack (heh), Sonic's footprints cross the ground, as he heads towards the exit. Tails looks around, trying to see where Sonic is. As Tails looks, Omochao hovers up behind him, and bashes Tails in the head with a rock. Tails, unconscious, falls to the ground. Omochao looks to the ground and sees Sonic's invisible footprints…]

Omochao: You! HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY RING!!

[Screaming in rage, Omochao jumps at the invisible hedgehog, and the two start to fight…which looks funny, since Sonic is invisible. The camera cuts…damn it…back to the battle, and to Knuckles, valiantly punching…one of the good guys? Sheesh…]

New Voice: KNUCKLES!

Knuckles: I know that voice…

[The camera switches to show…YODA!]

Yoda: Ruined my bus you did! Two movies have I chased you! Hand your ass to you I will!

Knuckles: I'm telling you! It wasn't my fault!

Yoda: Know better than to believe it was Megabyte and Cervantes I do!

Knuckles: Yeah…well…

Yoda: Die now you shall!

Knuckles: Err…can I have that in English?

Yoda: YOU BASTARD!

[Yoda leaps at Knuckles, and before my fingers fall off from typing Yoda-Speak, we're going to cut back to Mt. DOOM…where the Omochao vs. Invisible Sonic Smackdown continues.]

Sonic: Get off of me! DO NOT INCUR THE WRATH OF THE DARK SIDE!

[Omochao, grabs at…well, nothing, and bites down. Sonic suddenly reappears, missing a finger, which Omochao has just gnawed off.]

Sonic: OH YOU LITTLE [Big Mother Censored]! FUCKING [Censored to the twentieth degree]

[Cut to: the battle. Yoda is kicking Knuckles in the ribs, and to be honest, no one is trying to help the echidna.]

Knuckles: Ow! I'm going to get a bruise!

Yoda: Bruise your ass I will!

Knuckles: You little gay munchkin!

Yoda: Strong am I! Weak you are!

Knuckles: Hey! No need to rub it i-OW! THAT'S MY FREAKING KIDNEY!

[Back to Mt. DOOM…as Sonic curses in pain, Omochao holds the Ring in the air. He stares at the Ring with…happiness, I assume.]

Omochao: Yes! It's mine! MY PRECIOUS!

[As Omochao stares at his precious, Sonic gets up, and runs towards the distracted robot. Sonic barrels into Omochao, and the two start fighting over the Ring. With a great push, the two disappear of the ledge. The camera shows Omochao flying towards the lava at the bottom of the Mountain. He holds the Ring aloft, and stares at it, before slamming into the lava. Real quickly, the hint robot sinks beneath the magma (and dies, the annoying little bastard), leaving only the Ring floating on the surface. Tails gets up.]

Tails: SONIC!! NOOO!

[Tails runs to the edge of the ledge, and looks down. Sonic is clutching on, dangling high above the lava, his grip slowly slipping. Tails extends his hand.]

Tails: Come on Sonic! Grab my hand!

[Frodo…err…Sonic stares up at Tails.]

Sonic: I'm not touching that hand now that I know where it's been!

Tails: You're going to die!

[At the bottom of the lava pit, the letters on the Ring start to glow brightly. Sonic glances down at the Ring, then back at Tails.]

Tails: COME ON!

[Sonic extends a hand (the one missing a finger), and stretches his hand, but slips, and almost falls into the lava.]

Tails: Nooo! Don't let go! Don't you DARE let go!

Sonic: Do you double dog dare me?

Tails: JUST GRAB MY HAND!

[Sonic stretches his hand out again, and grabs onto Tails, who pulls Sonic up. The camera switches back to the Ring which finally melts into the lava. The camera cuts right to the Tower of Barad-dur and the Eye of Sauron. The Eye starts twitching, and the tower begins to collapse in slow motion.]

Sauron: OH FUCK NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOO!!!!!

[The camera pans to a lower shot, looking up at the collapsing tower and Eye. From this angle, it seems the Eye is about to impale itself upon a lower turret. The Tower continues to collapse and the Eye crashes right into the lower turret.]

Sauron: (scream of pain that echoes across all Middle-Earth) SHHHIIIIIITTTT! DAMN THAT HURTS! AGGH! MY PUPIL!

[The Eye begins to twitch crazily.]

Sauron: (doomed) NOOOO!!!! YOU [Censored] [Censored] [Censored] ASS MUNCHING [Censored] SUCKING [Censored] [Censored] [Censored] [Censored] [Censored] FUCKERS [Censored] [Censored] [Censored] [Censored] [Censored] SHIT HEADED [Censored] [Censored] [Censored] ASSWIPES! [HOLY-FREAKING-HUGE-MOTHER-BLEEPIN'-CENSORED]!!!!!!!!!

[With a loud bang, the Eye implodes as Sauron lets out one last scream of anger. A shockwave spreads from the Eye, destroying all of Mordor. The Last Human Army cheers.]

Knuckles: Sonic! Sweetness!

Luigi: YES! We-a won!

Eggman: Go Sonic! You pwned that n00b!

[As the Humans cheer, Mt. DOOM begins to rumble, and then it erupts with a tremendous roar. The good guys realize Sonic is still in there. Everyone looks depressed, except Shadow, who's grinning. As Mt. DOOM erupts, the Nazgul try to dodge the flying rocks and lava.]

47: Son of a bitch!

Arthas: Look at all those hard ones coming at us!

Boris: That doesn't even deserve a response, pansy!

Kerrigan: Oh crap…this is not good…

47: Fly! Fly away! Run like hell!

[As the Nazgul turn and try to escape, a boulder slams into Kerrigan knocking her into the lava below.]

Kerrigan: SHITMONKIES!!!

47: Leave her! She's finished! FLY AWAY!!

[As the Nazgul continue their mad rush to escape, Mt. DOOM nearly explodes as the lava comes blasting out the top. One rock slams into the wing of Arthas' Fell Beast which plummets towards the lava flows, dragging Arthas down with it.]

Arthas: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Boris: (laughing) HEY PANSY! BURN IN HELL COC-

[A boulder slams right into Boris sending him and the Fell Beast tumbling down. As Boris starts to fall to the ground the camera catches Arthas falling into the lava and melting.]

Boris: FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!

[Boris slams into the lava and sinks under. 47 continues his flight to escape the flames of Mt. DOOM.]

47: Almost saf-

[A boulder slams into the Fell Beast back and it drops out of the sky, straight towards the lava.]

47: (calm) Well, this sucks.

[With a loud "splash", Agent 47 sinks into the lava. Inside Mt. DOOM, Sonic and Tails start running to get away from the oncoming lava.]

Tails: Ow! Singing the fur! Singing the fur!

[Showing remarkable speed, the two race out of the Crack, and jump onto a rocky outcropping. The two lie down as lava flows by.]

Sonic: It's all over…it's done…

Tails: Yes…it's finally over…three movies, over a dozen Oscars, and several million dollars worth of profit later, it's done…

Sonic: What are you talking about?

Tails: Uhhh…nothing…

Sonic: I can see Not-Hobbiton again…the grass…the swimsuit babes…

Tails: Amy Rose…if ever there was a girl I would marry. It would have been her…

Sonic: Dude, man, how desperate can you get?

Tails: Oh shut up! You haven't got any either!

Sonic: Well, Tails, I'm glad you're here with me…at The End of All Things…

[The scene fades to black. The audience starts to applaud.]

~~~THE END~~~

[The audience goes wild with applause, and then the words `THE END' are quickly removed from the screen. The camera shows Sonic and Tails laying on the rock. The Delphinus hovers by, and extends a claw, picking Sonic and Tails up. The screen fades to white.]

~~~THE END~~~

[DAMMIT! I'm not done yet! Sonic is asleep in a giant white bed. He opens his eyes, and sees Luigi standing in the room.]

Sonic: Luigi?

Luigi: Yes. -A.

[The two start to laugh, when Knuckles and Rouge run in. Now, in the movie these two should jump on Sonic's bed, but I know some readers are going to get some naughty thoughts, so they (Knuckles and Rouge) are just going to stay put. Sonic gives Knuckles a thumbs up, as Gordon, Shadow, and Eggman walk in.]

Sonic: Hey…Ro-butt-nik…you're still alive?

Eggman: Oh please, that is so 1992, that it doesn't deserve a response!

[As everyone stands around smiling and laughing all crazy like, Tails walks into the room. Sonic and Tails make eye contact, and the two smile. Fade to black.]

~~~THE EN-(strangle)~~~

[The camera shows the top of the city of Minas Tirith. The top level is packed with people for Eggman's coronation as the King of Men. Eggman stands before Luigi, who places a crown on the fat doctor's head.]

Eggman: Together, my friends, together! Together we can rebuild this city, and this world! Together we can build the Death Egg II! AND ANNIHILATE ALL HUMAN LIFE!

[Silence.]

Eggman: I'm kidding! I'm kidding! I'll be good!

[Everyone starts to applaud. Eggman steps down, and walks through the crows, surrounded by his loyal subjects. Eggman finally walks up to Gordon, who shakes hands with Eggman, and then steps aside. Behind him is Samus, dressed in a white dress {Author's Note: Ugg…that sounds so stupid}.]

Eggman: Uhh…what are you doing here?

Samus: Let me see… (counting off on her fingers) you're the King, so you're rich, and you're a good forty years older than me…

Eggman: Excuse me?

Samus: So I think if I marry you, I got two years of torture before you die and I inherit all your money…

Eggman: Sure…only two years…

[Eggman and Samus embrace.]

Samus: (whispering into Eggman's ear) If you don't let go of my left breast, I will kill you…

Eggman: Yes dear…

[Holding hands, King Eggman and his bride, Samus {Author's Note: Creepy, ain't it?} walk through the crowd. Finally, they reach Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Rouge. The four bow to Eggman.]

Eggman: Yes…victory at last…bow before me!

[Eggman gets jammed in the ribs by Samus.]

Eggman: Umm…you bow to no one!

[Eggman, and everyone else, bows in front of the four creatures. Sonic, Tails, and Rouge look at all the bowing people, while Knuckles just tries to peer down the front of Samus' dress (successfully, might I add).]

Shadow: (echoing) HEY! WHY DOESN'T ANYONE BOW TO ME?!

[The camera pulls up and away from the city, fading to black…]

~~THE…~~~

[Don't even try.]

~~~…T~~~

[What did I say?!]

~~~Fine…Ruin everything~~~

[Bitch, I'm the damn author. I'll do whatever the hell I want.]

~~~HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK MY C--~~~

[The screen quickly fades to black.]