Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Two Thingies of DOOM ❯ Prologue ( Prologue )

THE LORD OF THE RING

The Two Thingies…of DOOM

Written by: Greg Paraubek

(Loosely) Based on the book by J.R.R. Tolkien

And

The movies by Peter Jackson

HAMMER AND SICKLE STUDIOS PRESENTS A TRILOGY BY VOLKOV "THE LORD OF THE RING" SONIC SHADOW MILES "Tails" PROWER KNUCKLES ROUGE AMY ROSE AND GORDON FREEMAN ALSO WITH G-MAN MARIO PRINCESS PEACH YODA OMOCHAO MECHA-SONIC SAURON FEATURING CERVANTES MEGABYTE INTRODUCING THE UBER, SPEAKER OF 1337 AND AGENT 47 KERRIGAN ARTHAS BORIS BIG THE CAT T-800 TERMINATOR DUFF MAN LINK SAMUS AL GORE MICHAEL JACKSON RYUDO SKYE THE ONE RING AND IN THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME DR. IVO "EGGMAN" ROBOTNIK BASED ON THE BOOKS BY J.R.R. TOLKIEN SCREENPLAY BY GREG PARAUBEK WRITTEN, PRODUCED, IMAGINED, AND DIRECTED BY GREG "VOLKOV" PARAUBEK

THESE FILMS ARE RATED R FOR: STRONG VIOLENCE, BLOOD AND GORE, ALCOHOL USE, DRUG USE, PERVASIVE ADULT LANGUAGE, SEXUAL THEMES, AND NUDITY

Note/ Disclaimer: Same as before; Any characters that aren't owned by, but not limited to, Sega, Nintendo, Namco, Lucasfilm, Blizzard, Valve, and New Line Cinema, were created by me and cannot be used without my express permission. All characters, places, things, etc. and their distinctive likenesses are trademarks of their respective owners. Just read and enjoy as I cause J.R.R. Tolkien to roll over in his grave. Poor guy…Anyways, major kudos go the Triple Peeps. They either invented, or introduced me to the greatest euphism for having sex: "scronking". Read their stories! They're funnier than this! And lastly, I'd like to quickly state that this story follows the movies much more closely than the first one…and one last thing: this story has been edited to fix the errors that showed up originally.

Book Two:

The Two Thingies…of DOOM

[Panoramic sweep of mountains. As the camera sweeps along the mountains muffled yells are heard. The camera swivels into Moria just as Amy falls of the bridge of Khazad-DOOM. For the rest of this scene it's just Amy falling.]

Amy: I don't want to die a virgin! Help! Somebody! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-