The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction ❯ Link and the Mullet ❯ The Moblin Gang ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Nova-san 
Nova, Link, and Navi arrive in Mahu Orai to find it overrun by Moblins. What do they do?
Non Anime: The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.28.2010 | Updated On: 02.28.2010 | Pages: 3 | Words: 972 | Visits: 208 | Status: Work In Progress
Nova, Link, and Navi arrive in Mahu Orai to find it overrun by Moblins. What do they do?
Non Anime: The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.28.2010 | Updated On: 02.28.2010 | Pages: 3 | Words: 972 | Visits: 208 | Status: Work In Progress
Chapter II: The Moblin Gang
Our heroes have made their way out of the forest and arrived at a town.
Nova: This is Mahu Orai.
Navi: Wow. It’s not very lively, is it?
Nova: It usually is… This is strange.
Link: I don’t trust this. Navi, hold me.
Navi: How the hell would I hold you? If you haven’t noticed, You are way larger than me.
Nova: Toughen up, Link. Remember, we have to stop Ganon.
Link: Ganon!? I’ll murderlize him! *goes into kung fu stance*
Nova: Relax. He isn’t HERE.
Link: Oh. *starts to pick nose*
Navi: Stop that. That is gross…
Link: It’s only gross if you eat it.
Nova: No, it’s always gross. Now come on.
They start to walk.
Navi: … Where IS everyone?
Nova: Beats me.
Link: This place is hella creepy.
Nova: Creepy? It’s just abandoned.
Navi: Look. In his case, creepy and abandoned are synonyms.
Nova: This guy is really the hero of time?
Navi: I’m not saying I understand why. I’m just saying he is.
Link: Hey! I’m plenty brave.
Navi: There’s a ladybug in your hair.
Link: GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! *begins to flail wildly*
Navi: I rest my case.
Link: That’s unfair.
They reach the town square. There, a group of moblins are partying.
Nova: What the hell? You guys, duck behind those bushes.
Link: I’m not ducking behind a- HEY!
Nova drags Link behind the bushes. They begin to spy on the Moblins.
Moblin 1: This is TOO easy. Humans are such cowards.
Moblin 2: Yeah. One look at us and they ran like hell.
Moblin 3: Yeah. And look at all this shit they left. Gold, jewels, food. This is the life.
Moblins: YEAH!
Nova: Damn. I was hoping they wouldn’t get here so soon. They ran the villagers away.
Link: You’ve seen these moblins before?
Nova: Yeah. They were on my trail.
Navi: Why?
Nova: Ganon must know that I was going to summon you.
Navi: That fucking sucks.
Nova: Well, there’s only three of them. Link, you and I can take them.
Link: Hell yeah. *draws Master sword* Navi, stay back.
Navi: Yeah, like I was going to help you anyway.
Link and Nova approach the moblins.
Nova: Hey, you pig bastards! Get the hell out of this town!
Moblin 1: Hey. Isn’t that the kid we were supposed to kill?
Moblin 2: *squints eyes* It kinda looks like him.
Moblin 3: I got this.
Moblin 3 walks toward Nova.
Moblin 3: Hey motherfucker. If-
Nova draws his katana and stabs Moblin 3.
Nova: I heard that shit before. So shut up.
Moblin 3: This is bullshit… *collapses and dies*
Moblin 2: Leonard! NOOOOO! He was my world!
Nova: Sounds kinda gay.
Moblin 1: You will DIE!
Nova: Link, you take the fruit. I got this one.
Link: Yeah!
Link prepares to dash attack.
Nova: Hah!
Nova cuts Moblin 1 in two,
Link: Die, monster!
Link dash attacks Moblin 2, the impact of the collision sends him into orbit.
Nova: Damn…
Link: Yeah! Who’s the Kokiri now, bitch!
Nova: Hey Link, that was pretty cool.
Link: Yeah, well. It’s just a little something I picked up on the SNES.
Nova: *reading otaku guide* SNES. Super Nintendo Entertainment System… What the hell is a video game?
Navi flies over to them.
Navi: Good job handling those pigs, Nova.
Link: Hey, I handled them too…
Navi: You sure you don’t wanna give me a chance?
Nova: … Um, even if we were dating, how would we…. You know?
Navi: You mean sex? Well, I’m sure that with a few yoga classes, I could-
Link: What’s yoga?
Navi: Ahh, Nova. So much to learn. Just let me teach you…
Nova: Would you stop looking at me like that?
Link: You can look at me that way, Navi.
Navi: Shut your ass, twerp!
Link: Okay…
Just then, the villagers come out.
Some random villager: Hey look. Nova and those guys killed the moblins.
The villagers begin to cheer.
Link: *takes a bow* Thank you! Thank you very much!
Navi: I thought I told you to shut your ass!
Link: Sorry…
SRV: Thank you for killing those beasts.
Nova: No problem. Where’s the elder?
SRV: He’s in his hut. You need to see him?
Nova: Yeah. Right now.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Nova: I sure kicked ass this chapter.
Meltarr: Can I be in this fic?
Nova: There’s not much room for a cow with one leg in this fic.
Floyd: Come on. Let him be in it.
Nova: I’ll see what I can do.
Meltarr: Yay!
Our heroes have made their way out of the forest and arrived at a town.
Nova: This is Mahu Orai.
Navi: Wow. It’s not very lively, is it?
Nova: It usually is… This is strange.
Link: I don’t trust this. Navi, hold me.
Navi: How the hell would I hold you? If you haven’t noticed, You are way larger than me.
Nova: Toughen up, Link. Remember, we have to stop Ganon.
Link: Ganon!? I’ll murderlize him! *goes into kung fu stance*
Nova: Relax. He isn’t HERE.
Link: Oh. *starts to pick nose*
Navi: Stop that. That is gross…
Link: It’s only gross if you eat it.
Nova: No, it’s always gross. Now come on.
They start to walk.
Navi: … Where IS everyone?
Nova: Beats me.
Link: This place is hella creepy.
Nova: Creepy? It’s just abandoned.
Navi: Look. In his case, creepy and abandoned are synonyms.
Nova: This guy is really the hero of time?
Navi: I’m not saying I understand why. I’m just saying he is.
Link: Hey! I’m plenty brave.
Navi: There’s a ladybug in your hair.
Link: GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! *begins to flail wildly*
Navi: I rest my case.
Link: That’s unfair.
They reach the town square. There, a group of moblins are partying.
Nova: What the hell? You guys, duck behind those bushes.
Link: I’m not ducking behind a- HEY!
Nova drags Link behind the bushes. They begin to spy on the Moblins.
Moblin 1: This is TOO easy. Humans are such cowards.
Moblin 2: Yeah. One look at us and they ran like hell.
Moblin 3: Yeah. And look at all this shit they left. Gold, jewels, food. This is the life.
Moblins: YEAH!
Nova: Damn. I was hoping they wouldn’t get here so soon. They ran the villagers away.
Link: You’ve seen these moblins before?
Nova: Yeah. They were on my trail.
Navi: Why?
Nova: Ganon must know that I was going to summon you.
Navi: That fucking sucks.
Nova: Well, there’s only three of them. Link, you and I can take them.
Link: Hell yeah. *draws Master sword* Navi, stay back.
Navi: Yeah, like I was going to help you anyway.
Link and Nova approach the moblins.
Nova: Hey, you pig bastards! Get the hell out of this town!
Moblin 1: Hey. Isn’t that the kid we were supposed to kill?
Moblin 2: *squints eyes* It kinda looks like him.
Moblin 3: I got this.
Moblin 3 walks toward Nova.
Moblin 3: Hey motherfucker. If-
Nova draws his katana and stabs Moblin 3.
Nova: I heard that shit before. So shut up.
Moblin 3: This is bullshit… *collapses and dies*
Moblin 2: Leonard! NOOOOO! He was my world!
Nova: Sounds kinda gay.
Moblin 1: You will DIE!
Nova: Link, you take the fruit. I got this one.
Link: Yeah!
Link prepares to dash attack.
Nova: Hah!
Nova cuts Moblin 1 in two,
Link: Die, monster!
Link dash attacks Moblin 2, the impact of the collision sends him into orbit.
Nova: Damn…
Link: Yeah! Who’s the Kokiri now, bitch!
Nova: Hey Link, that was pretty cool.
Link: Yeah, well. It’s just a little something I picked up on the SNES.
Nova: *reading otaku guide* SNES. Super Nintendo Entertainment System… What the hell is a video game?
Navi flies over to them.
Navi: Good job handling those pigs, Nova.
Link: Hey, I handled them too…
Navi: You sure you don’t wanna give me a chance?
Nova: … Um, even if we were dating, how would we…. You know?
Navi: You mean sex? Well, I’m sure that with a few yoga classes, I could-
Link: What’s yoga?
Navi: Ahh, Nova. So much to learn. Just let me teach you…
Nova: Would you stop looking at me like that?
Link: You can look at me that way, Navi.
Navi: Shut your ass, twerp!
Link: Okay…
Just then, the villagers come out.
Some random villager: Hey look. Nova and those guys killed the moblins.
The villagers begin to cheer.
Link: *takes a bow* Thank you! Thank you very much!
Navi: I thought I told you to shut your ass!
Link: Sorry…
SRV: Thank you for killing those beasts.
Nova: No problem. Where’s the elder?
SRV: He’s in his hut. You need to see him?
Nova: Yeah. Right now.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Nova: I sure kicked ass this chapter.
Meltarr: Can I be in this fic?
Nova: There’s not much room for a cow with one leg in this fic.
Floyd: Come on. Let him be in it.
Nova: I’ll see what I can do.
Meltarr: Yay!