The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction ❯ Link and the Mullet ❯ The Elder's Gift ( Chapter 3 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Nova-san 
After defeating the moblin gang, Link and co. meet the Elder of Mahu Orai, but he's not what you expect... Interested? READ!
Non Anime: The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.28.2010 | Updated On: 02.28.2010 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 145 | Status: Work In Progress
After defeating the moblin gang, Link and co. meet the Elder of Mahu Orai, but he's not what you expect... Interested? READ!
Non Anime: The Legend Of Zelda Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.28.2010 | Updated On: 02.28.2010 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 145 | Status: Work In Progress
Chapter III: The elder’s gift
Nova, Link, and Navi are on their way to the elder’s residence.
Navi: Why do we have to see this elder?
Nova: He is wise and would know our next destination.
Link: Oh. Like Sahashrala.
Nova: Who? *reads otaku guide* … Oh, the grandpa. Yeah. Like Sahashrala.
Navi: Hey, I’m hungry.
Nova: We can get food at the elder’s place.
Link: Yay! Vittles!
Navi: Great. Now I have to share with him. *sighs*
Nova: How much can you really eat? You’re kinda tiny.
Link: Oh boy…
Nova: Is there something that you’re not telling me?
Navi: Um, uh, no?
Nova: Yeah? (raises an eyebrow) Okay.
They arrive at the elder’s house.
Nova: The elder is a very prominent figure. Be on your best behavior.
Navi: Sure.
Link: I like pie.
Nova: Sure…
Nova takes out a brioche and knocks on the door.
Voice: Who is it?
Nova: It’s Nova of the Amru clan.
Voice: Did you bring the brioche?
Nova: Yes.
Voice: You… may… enter…
Nova: Come on.
They enter the house. Inside, a one-legged cow is leaning helplessly on a stool.
Nova: Elder Meltarr. Greetings.
Meltarr: *in deep voice* We meet again. Young Nova. I see that you were successful in summoning the hero of time. You have made me proud. Moo.
Nova: Thanks, sir. Oh. Here’s your brioche.
Nova feeds Meltarr the brioche.
Meltarr: *munching brioche* Mmm. That’s good brioche. You’re a good kid, Nova.
Link: Um, Mr. Cow, can I ask you a question?
Meltarr: Sure. And call me Meltarr. Moo.
Link: Aren’t cows female?
Meltarr: Oh, about that.
Nova: Meltarr was cursed by the last “El Destruye”. He used to be human.
Link/Navi: Ohhhhhh…
Meltarr: I am glad that Nova was able to summon you. Surely he has told you of our situation.
Link: Um, are you talkin’ about that Mullet thingie?
Meltarr: Exactly. We must stop this Düsseldorf from getting the Mullet.
Nova: It’s Ganondorf.
Link: Ganondorf!? *takes out megaton hammer* That son of a bitch!
Nova: Calm down! He’s not HERE!
Link: Oh. *drops hammer on Nova’s foot*
Nova: OW! FUCK ON A BRICK, THAT SHIT HURTS! *hopping around on one foot*
Link: Hey. That looks like fun. *starts to hop on one foot*
Navi: (Fucking idiot…)
Nova: *stops hopping* Damn it.
Meltarr: Anyway… I said anyway… STOP THAT!
Link: *stops hopping*
Meltarr: Thank you. Now, as I was saying, To stop this Ganondorf, you will probably need to beat him to the Mullet.
Nova: But how? We don’t have the first clue about where the Mullet is.
Meltarr: There are scrolls that tell of the Mullet’s location. However, these scrolls are hidden in temples across the land. Moo.
Nova: Crap.
Navi: Shit.
Link: I’m hungry.
Meltarr: If you can bring these scrolls to me, I can decipher them. I am learned in the old letters. Moo.
Nova: Okay.
Link: I’m hungry.
Nova: *turns to Link* Shut up. Okay. We’ll do it.
Meltarr: I am grateful. Grateful to Vitanova that I didn’t get stuck with my crappy “Tower of randomness” voice. And grateful to you for being so brave as to take on this quest.
Nova: Yeah. Leave it to us. We’re on it.
Meltarr: The first of the scrolls is in a temple in… I forget.
Navi: You FORGET?!
Nova: Wait. I can help. GINKGO BILOBA PUNCH!
Nova punches Meltarr.
Meltarr: Ow. Moo…
Link: Why did you do that?
Nova: Wait for it.
Meltarr: I remember now. I was voted most likely to be a one-legged cow in high school.
Navi: Um, what about the temple?
Meltarr: Oh. It’s in Klaina forest. Moo.
Nova: See? It works.
Link: Mr. Cow is wise.
Nova: That he is.
Meltarr: You flatter me. Moo.
Nova: Well, we’d better get going.
Meltarr: Before you go, I wish to give your faerie friend a gift.
Navi: Me?
Meltarr: In the Taopann falls, there is a faerie queen. Meet with her. She can help you in your quest.
Navi: Uh, okay.
Nova: So, guess we’re splitting up for now.
Navi: Just for now, Nova baby. *winks*
Nova: Uh-huh… Sure. Come on, Link.
Link: But I’m hungry.
Nova: Oh. I did promise them food.
Meltarr: I understand.
A large table appears with food piled on it.
Navi: Banzai!
Navi begins to devour all the food.
Nova: …
Meltarr: …
Link: …
Nova: … Damn.
Navi: *burps* So, like your girls with an appetite, Nova?
Nova: Holy crap! You ate ALL that food?
Link: I knew she was going to do that… *begins to cry* I’m still hungry!
Nova: C’mon Link. I’ll buy you a brioche.
Link: *still crying* Yay.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Nova: Good job, Meltarr.
Meltarr: Thanks for the new voice. Moo.
Floyd: That chapter sucked.
Nova: Floyd, I’m gonna kill you.
Random Ko-gal: Navi’s a slut.
Nova: Not sluttier than you.
R.K.: Touché…
Nova, Link, and Navi are on their way to the elder’s residence.
Navi: Why do we have to see this elder?
Nova: He is wise and would know our next destination.
Link: Oh. Like Sahashrala.
Nova: Who? *reads otaku guide* … Oh, the grandpa. Yeah. Like Sahashrala.
Navi: Hey, I’m hungry.
Nova: We can get food at the elder’s place.
Link: Yay! Vittles!
Navi: Great. Now I have to share with him. *sighs*
Nova: How much can you really eat? You’re kinda tiny.
Link: Oh boy…
Nova: Is there something that you’re not telling me?
Navi: Um, uh, no?
Nova: Yeah? (raises an eyebrow) Okay.
They arrive at the elder’s house.
Nova: The elder is a very prominent figure. Be on your best behavior.
Navi: Sure.
Link: I like pie.
Nova: Sure…
Nova takes out a brioche and knocks on the door.
Voice: Who is it?
Nova: It’s Nova of the Amru clan.
Voice: Did you bring the brioche?
Nova: Yes.
Voice: You… may… enter…
Nova: Come on.
They enter the house. Inside, a one-legged cow is leaning helplessly on a stool.
Nova: Elder Meltarr. Greetings.
Meltarr: *in deep voice* We meet again. Young Nova. I see that you were successful in summoning the hero of time. You have made me proud. Moo.
Nova: Thanks, sir. Oh. Here’s your brioche.
Nova feeds Meltarr the brioche.
Meltarr: *munching brioche* Mmm. That’s good brioche. You’re a good kid, Nova.
Link: Um, Mr. Cow, can I ask you a question?
Meltarr: Sure. And call me Meltarr. Moo.
Link: Aren’t cows female?
Meltarr: Oh, about that.
Nova: Meltarr was cursed by the last “El Destruye”. He used to be human.
Link/Navi: Ohhhhhh…
Meltarr: I am glad that Nova was able to summon you. Surely he has told you of our situation.
Link: Um, are you talkin’ about that Mullet thingie?
Meltarr: Exactly. We must stop this Düsseldorf from getting the Mullet.
Nova: It’s Ganondorf.
Link: Ganondorf!? *takes out megaton hammer* That son of a bitch!
Nova: Calm down! He’s not HERE!
Link: Oh. *drops hammer on Nova’s foot*
Nova: OW! FUCK ON A BRICK, THAT SHIT HURTS! *hopping around on one foot*
Link: Hey. That looks like fun. *starts to hop on one foot*
Navi: (Fucking idiot…)
Nova: *stops hopping* Damn it.
Meltarr: Anyway… I said anyway… STOP THAT!
Link: *stops hopping*
Meltarr: Thank you. Now, as I was saying, To stop this Ganondorf, you will probably need to beat him to the Mullet.
Nova: But how? We don’t have the first clue about where the Mullet is.
Meltarr: There are scrolls that tell of the Mullet’s location. However, these scrolls are hidden in temples across the land. Moo.
Nova: Crap.
Navi: Shit.
Link: I’m hungry.
Meltarr: If you can bring these scrolls to me, I can decipher them. I am learned in the old letters. Moo.
Nova: Okay.
Link: I’m hungry.
Nova: *turns to Link* Shut up. Okay. We’ll do it.
Meltarr: I am grateful. Grateful to Vitanova that I didn’t get stuck with my crappy “Tower of randomness” voice. And grateful to you for being so brave as to take on this quest.
Nova: Yeah. Leave it to us. We’re on it.
Meltarr: The first of the scrolls is in a temple in… I forget.
Navi: You FORGET?!
Nova: Wait. I can help. GINKGO BILOBA PUNCH!
Nova punches Meltarr.
Meltarr: Ow. Moo…
Link: Why did you do that?
Nova: Wait for it.
Meltarr: I remember now. I was voted most likely to be a one-legged cow in high school.
Navi: Um, what about the temple?
Meltarr: Oh. It’s in Klaina forest. Moo.
Nova: See? It works.
Link: Mr. Cow is wise.
Nova: That he is.
Meltarr: You flatter me. Moo.
Nova: Well, we’d better get going.
Meltarr: Before you go, I wish to give your faerie friend a gift.
Navi: Me?
Meltarr: In the Taopann falls, there is a faerie queen. Meet with her. She can help you in your quest.
Navi: Uh, okay.
Nova: So, guess we’re splitting up for now.
Navi: Just for now, Nova baby. *winks*
Nova: Uh-huh… Sure. Come on, Link.
Link: But I’m hungry.
Nova: Oh. I did promise them food.
Meltarr: I understand.
A large table appears with food piled on it.
Navi: Banzai!
Navi begins to devour all the food.
Nova: …
Meltarr: …
Link: …
Nova: … Damn.
Navi: *burps* So, like your girls with an appetite, Nova?
Nova: Holy crap! You ate ALL that food?
Link: I knew she was going to do that… *begins to cry* I’m still hungry!
Nova: C’mon Link. I’ll buy you a brioche.
Link: *still crying* Yay.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Nova: Good job, Meltarr.
Meltarr: Thanks for the new voice. Moo.
Floyd: That chapter sucked.
Nova: Floyd, I’m gonna kill you.
Random Ko-gal: Navi’s a slut.
Nova: Not sluttier than you.
R.K.: Touché…