Utena, Revolutionary Girl Fan Fiction ❯ Swords n' Roses ❯ Swords n' Roses: Chapter 2 ( Chapter 2 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Author's notes: This is the shortest author's notes in my fanfic
history.
Disclaimer: I'm just spitting out inventions, now aren't I? Okay,
seriously. The Auto-Fic Machine(TM) and Bishie Staff(TM) belong to me.
My latest invention is the Black Hole Backpack(TM). It works the same
way as Mary Poppins' carpetbag, except it's a black backpack. Enjoy.
Kusanagi Motoko had just gotten in the door, exhausted from what'd
happened during the day, aside from tracking down a bunch of
terrorists and getting one of her arms blown off in the process.
Suddenly, her ghost sensed something coming towards her at a high
velocity rate of Mach 2.
"KUSANAGI-SENPAI!" She turned around just before she was glomped by a
brown haired 130-pound girl.
"Ack! Ranma, omoi!" Ranma giggled and hugged the Major who she
temporarily shared a dorm with.
"Guess who's going to be a bara no hanayome?" she asked in a singsong
voice.
"Congratulations! Now get off of me!" Ranma obeyed the cyborg and
plopped onto her bed.
"Somebody's a wee bit cranky today. Would it have to do with your new
body?" Kusanagi scowled at her with annoyance. Having the body of a
cross dresser wasn't the best thing in the world and she wished for
her old body back. Ranma giggled and hopped off of Motoko's bed. The
Major flopped down onto it, desperate to get some shuteye.
"Are you moving out?" Motoko asked. She hated the baka brunette, but a
small part of her ghost would miss her if she was gone.
"Uh huh! Ah shit! My razor's all rusty!" Motoko tossed her the
electric one she used to use when she had a female body.
"Take it. I don't need it anymore."
"Domo! Anyhoo, have you seen my Ninja Scroll T-Shirt anywhere?"
"I think it's in the dryer."
"Thankies!" Ranma went out to fetch it and Thor plodded in with all
the panties he was never able to sell and/or didn't sell for fear of
being beaten shitless. Ranma really loved her lucky black and gray
striped underwear set. He pushed it into the Black Hole Backpack(TM)
and went into his room to pack his things.
After a few minutes, everything in Ranma's possession, which included
everything she'd swiped over the years, was packed and she was ready
to leave. She stood in front of the wormhole with her backpack slung
over one shoulder. Motoko was coming out of her room.
"You forgot your teddy!" She tossed the bear to Ranma who caught it
before it was sucked into the portal. Ranma hugged her friend one last
time, "I'm gonna miss you Motoko-senpai."
"Same, but you can always visit." Ranma and Thor waved good-bye one
last time before jumping into the wormhole...