Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ Shift and Turn ❯ Chapter Two ( Chapter 2 )

Author's Notes: Yay! Part two of this rather ridiculous fic is up! Ha, it's amazing this is even funny cause I'm in a rather pissy mood (you would be too if you lived with my screwed up family). Let's see, this part includes all the good stuff that I like to include in some of my stories.

Disclaimer: These bishounen do not belong to me. *sobs* They belong to Takehito Koyasu *swoons* and Project Weiss and whoever owns them that I didn't list here. Speaking of which, I'm sure someone has written something similar to this (like someone hasn't conceived this idea). I don't plagiarize fics. I didn't copy this from someone else's work, so if it looks similar, don't email me with a 'You %#^%$&%*-ing copycat' message or something. Besides, I've never seen a Ran-Brad-Youji love triangle. Have you? (Tell me, onegai, if you have. I wanna read it!)

Did I mention that as much as I tried to insert a plot, it's pretty much PWP? *sniffles* I tried! Honest!

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Shift and Turn [chapter two]

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Ran snuggled close to his lover, "Brad?"

"Hm?"

"Do you love me?"

"Yeah."

"Really-truly love me or the-sex-is-good love me?"

"Really-truly love you," Brad paused, "Why?"

"Cause Youji is up to something...and I don't want him to ruin things for us."

"Schuldig is up to something too, but don't worry about it. Did you know that he and Youji broke up?"

"Did they? Are you sure because when I came home the other day, I heard them in the kitchen --really gross, I know-- and they didn't seem like they were broke up."

"Huh…well then Schuldig must've been lying."

"So even if they are up to something, you're not going to fall to their plans, are you?"

"Of course not. I'm not stupid, I'm an American."

"Oh yeah, that says a lot…"

"H-hey!"

Ran snuggled even closer to him, "But you're my American, and no one can take you away from me."

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"You know, we should really stop before we get attracted to eachother again," Youji said, rolling over the side of Schuldig's bed to grab his boxer shorts.

"And that would be bad?" Schuldig asked from his side of the bed.

"Yes. How did we get attracted anyway?"

"Well, I think one of the first things was that we were drunk, and a little high-"

"I never get high."

"We were drunk, and high, and you were larger than Brad."

"Huh?"

"Did I forget to mention that before?"

Youji blushed, "Well…yeah."

Schuldig held his hands a few lengths apart, "He's only about that big."

"You're joking, right?" Youji asked, "Well, size doesn't matter to me anyway, and obviously doesn't matter to Ran either."

"That's cause he's uke."

"I can't be seme to Brad!"

"Sure you could. If you can be seme to me every once in awhile, you can be seme to Brad."

"Ah…sure…"

Schuldig neared Youji, wrapping his arms around the man's waist, "Wanna go at it again?"

Youji pushed Schuldig away, "No. I told you we should stop."

"Aww…come on…"

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"I thought you said you two were through."

Schudig glanced at the American, "Us two…?"

"You and Youji."

"Well, yeah, we are."

"Ran heard you and Youji in the kitchen the other day," Brad said.

Schuldig paled, "He heard that?"

"You're the telepath. Didn't you sense his mind?"

The German rolled his eyes, "Like I pay attention to that during sex. Puh-lease. If there was anytime I would get caught in a surprise attack, it would be in the middle of sex."

"Uh-huh."

"Damn. But what a way to go…right in the middle of sex. You'd think the attacker would at least wait."

"Sure they would," Brad answered sarcastically.

"Why do you ask anyway? I mean, what does me and Youji fucking even after we broke up, have to do with you?"

"Nevermind."

"Oh come on Brad. You want to know something. What is it?" he tried prodding Brad's mind, but it was safely shielded, "Dammit, why do you have to be so mean?"

"If I don't stay my heartless bastard self around everyone, besides Ran, I might become a pushover."

Schuldig burst out laughing.

"Glad you find it amusing."

"It's just that I can't imagine you being bullied. Well, maybe by your older brother."

"Shut up! Those memories scared me for life! It's the whole reason why I learned self-defense," Brad paused, "He was such a bastard too."

"Even more than you?"

"Even more than me."

Schuldig whistled, "Maybe it runs in the family."

"So anyway, you and Youji aren't going to try anymore of your scheming plans are you?"

"How did you know Youji was --oh yeah, Ran…"

"Well?"

"I never give up until I have what I want. You know that Brad. 'Akirame nai' as one would say!"

"Yeah...sure."

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"Not only that, but you are buying a new table too!"

"But Raaaaaaaaaan…it was all Schuldig's idea…he should pay too…"

"Then get the money from him. I don't care. That's where your paycheck this week is going."

"Mou…" Youji whined, "I promise we won't do it again."

"Once is enough. And you'd better not have sex on the table again or you'll buy another table. Normally I wouldn't mind, but people eat off of this table. It'd be different if this were an abandoned piece of furniture."

"Ran, you're over-reacting. We cleaned everything up."

Ran folded his arms across his chest and glared.

A door opened and a genki voice rang through the place, "Tadaima!"

"Okairinasai." Ran and Youji grumbled in reply.

Omi bounced into the kitchen, then paused, "We didn't get a new table yet?"

"No."

"Youji-kun," Omi whined, his baby blue eyes shining all bubbly-like at Youji.

Youji broke down almost immediately, "Dammit, why do you have to be so cute?"

Omi giggled and proceeded going to the refridgerator, "Cause if Ran's bastard-ness doesn't get to you, then my genki-ness definitely will!"

Youji grumbled.

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Brad sighed, closing his eyes and leaning on Ran.

"So he said he wouldn't stop?" Ran asked.

"Yes."

"Well at least Youji promised me that there'd be no more in the kitchen."

"True."

"So you really do love me?"

"I said I did already, didn't I?"

"Well, you have to say it often. So that I always know."

"Oh."

There was a pause of silence.

"Ran?"

"Yeah?"

"I love you."

"Ah," Ran kissed Brad, "Love you too."

~In another room~

"You know, I thought we agreed to stop this…" Schuldig said, shifting on the bed.

"And you're complaining?" Youji teased.

"…I didn't say that. It's just you were making such a big deal about it yesterday."

"Well, you owed me."

"For what?"

"It's your fault I'm broke. So as of now, we're back together until I have some money."

"Oh. So you're gonna leech off my body and my wallet?"

"That's the plan."

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Anyone else notice that the more I write, the stupider this story gets? o_O;; Chapter three scares me now. No pointless lemon in this chapter. Gomen ne. I just wasn't in the mood... Plus, where in this chapter would I put it? It'd be just as pointless as last chapter's smut.