Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures of Peter Pan (Weiss Style) ❯ Part Two ( Chapter 2 )

I wish I could say that I own Weiß then I could say that I was Takehito, Koyasu and that I was a sexy Japanese voice actor and j-pop star… but unfortunately I'm not….

Schu: Thank Kami-sama for small miracles!

… *Smacks him upside the head with a mallet* …

Schu: *ducks* Haha! You didn't hit me this time! *Mallet comes back around and hits him* x_x

… Anyway as I was saying before, I don't own Weiß, nor do I own the story that I'm going to be royally fucking up. I don't know who it belongs too… but I do know Disney did it's own version of it… anyway enjoy!

The Adventures of Peter Pan (Weiß Style)

Part two

Cast of Characters

Peter Pan- Fujimiya Ran

Wendy Darling- Hidaka Ken

John Darling- Kudoh Yohji

Michael Darling- Tsukiyono, Omi

Tinker Bell- Schuldich

Captain Hook- Bradley Crawford

Smee- Farfarello

Tiger Lily- Sakura

Narrator- Nagi

Crocodile- Mechanical Device created by Nagi

Lost boys- Schrient

Extras- Random Character from Weiß

Director- me! Cherubkatan!

Ran: … we're back again…

Schu: Yay! I get to be Tinker Bell again!

Ken: … Oh joy, the fairy's going hit me over the head with the stupid wand.

Schu: *smirks* or use the pixie dust on you.

Brad: I just want to get my part over with…

Cherubkatan: Even the part about being ate by a crocodile?

Yohji: *purrs* that sounds kind of kinky.

Omi: You would think that Yohji-kun.

Farfie: BESTIALITY HURTS GOD!

Everyone: *sweat drops*

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Narrator: Enough of the bestiality talk and on with me making fun of everyone, *looks around and sees everyone glaring at him*… *coughs* anyway, on with the story… yeah… As I was saying before the intermission so rudely interrupted us, the three children flew after the speeding fairy, but little did they know that, that pixie was up to no good.

Wendy: That's an understatement, since when is Schuldich up to anything good?

Tinker Bell: Quiet over there in the pink nightgown!

John: I think he told you Ken…

Wendy: *growls* Shut up Kudoh!

Tinker Bell: … *looks around* Oi! Lost fags when I call you, you're supposed to get here immediately!

Lost Boy Schön: What do you want? *Yawns slightly* I was in the middle of taking my beauty nap.

Tinker Bell: … You don't need it.

Lost Boy Schön: *smiles* I know I'm beautiful enough as it is *pulls out a mirror and starts to admire herself*

Tinker Bell: No actually, all the sleep in the world wouldn't make you as near as beautiful as Peter Pan is…

Lost Boy Schön: … Do you want to die?

Tinker Bell: *smirks* Not really, but I do know someone who does. There's a nice Siberian… I mean Wendy bird flying this way and Peter said that we'd better kill it before it comes to claw your face… again…

Lost Boy Schön: … Siberian? *Growls and breaks the mirror*… I'll kill that claw wielding *bleep* who destroyed my beautiful face!

*Back Stage*

Cherubkatan: … Who invited her here?! I thought she died!

Brad: *puts away his cell phone and whistles* I don't know.

Farfie: Dead people coming back to life, makes God cry.

Cherubkatan: … Oh shut up Farfie…

*On stage*

Tinker Bell: Good, the Siberian… I mean Wendy bird is wearing a pink nightgown.

Lost Boy Schön: Pink? Who in the hell wears pink in these times?

Tinker Bell: A little transvestite known as Ken… I'm off now I've been up all night and need to sleep

Narrator: so with telling at least one of the lost boy's a lie, Tinker Bell flew off to get some much-needed rest, because he looked like shit other wise.

Lost Boy Schön: … Hey, why is it that you can cuss and we can't!?

Narrator: Because, I have the powers to make you float in the air upside down, with your dress falling around your head.

Lost Boy Schön: … oh…

Narrator: now shall we get on with the story or are you going to test the director's patience and mine anymore?

Lost Boy Schön: *shakes head*

Narrator: Good. Now as the fairy flew to it's little home in a wooden tree, Lost Boy Schön called for the others to come.

Lost Boy Schön: Hey everyone, we get to kill some people!

*Other Lost boys appear on stage*

Lost Boy Tot: *holding a bunny* Toto enjoys killing people doesn't she Mr. Bunny? *Smiles then sees the narrator* Nagi-kun!

Narrator: … Don't come near me…

Lost Boy Hel: Enough of this, what are you talking about Schön?

Lost Boy Schön: *smiles* Weiss.

Lost Boy Hel: *smirks* they'll pay for killing Masafumi…

Narrator: So the three… I mean four Lost Boys planned on how to kill the cross dresser Wendy. After a few minutes of intense debate, the four finally figured out what they were going to do.

Lost Boy Schön: All right, so when that idiot who scratched up my face flies by I'll use my whip to throw him down to the ground and then Toto can stab him with her umbrella.

Lost Boy Neu: …

Lost Boy Schön: *looks at Neu* you don't have a problem with the plan do you?

Lost Boy Neu: …

Lost Boy Schön: … What ever …

Narrator: the four lost boys then waited for the flying pink transvestite…

*Off stage*

Schu: Hey! That's my pet name for him Nagi… pick something else!

CherubKatan: … Schu…

Schu: What?! I thought that up all by myself, he has no right to steal it.

Brad: I guess you had to think very hard on it too didn't you?

Schu: … Shut up Bradley.

CherubKatan: *snickers*

*On Stage*

Narrator: If we can continue please… Soon their waiting was rewarded, for up above them, Wendy and the two others flew high in search of the misbegotten spawn of the Triad.

Schu: *from side of the stage*…. *growls* I swear I'll hurt him one of these days.

Narrator: *ignores him* they flew on circling the area where the four boys were hidden in the bushes.

Wendy: I think this is where that flaming fairy went…

John: Can we just hurry up and land somewhere? The food on this flight sucks.

Michael: … There was no food.

John: *blinks* Oh yeah…

Michael: And would you quit flapping your arms, you're not a stupid bird…

Wendy: it's probably why those seagulls started to chase after him.

John: …

Lost Boy Schön: *from the bush* There's the *bleep* who ruined my face! *Snarls*

Lost Boy Hel: Hurry up will you? I did leave something on the Bunsen burner.

Lost Boy Neu: Lets finish this…

Narrator: the horrid looking Lost Boy Schön waited a few more moments until Wendy took one last pass by the area alone then struck him with her whip.

Lost Boy Schön: I heard that Nagi! *Pulls out her whip and bring Wendy crashing to the ground*

Wendy: *falls to the ground* OOOOOOF! *Blinks* Man, what hit me.

Lost Boy Schön: Pay back for ruining my face you *bleep* Get him Tot!

Lost Boy Tot: *drives her umbrella at him*

*Curtains get pulled and Brad walks out on stage*

Brad: Due to the graphic content of this scene, we have to edit it out, so sit back, and enjoy our little sideshow.

*Farfie and Schu walk out in French Can-Can dresses and begin dancing*

*A minute later, they're finished*

Brad: I thank you for your patience, now on with the show *walks off stage*

Narrator: We turn now to see Wendy, lying on a bed of flowers, dead to the world…

Wendy: I'm not dead! I'm just sleeping!

Narrator: … Don't argue with the Narrator you soccer playing ditz! If I say you're dead then you're dead!

Wendy: *grumbles*

Narrator: The two other darling children realized that their older sister was missing and soon found her there.

Michael: Oh my god! Ken-kun! What happened!

John: Seems to me like he got stuck with an umbrella…

Michael: Oh what the great pi you are…

John: *smirks* Damn straight I am, I'm sexy also.

Michael: … Whatever… besides it wasn't hard to figure out what happened to him Yohji-kun…the stupid umbrella is STILL near him!

John: *sweat drops* Man, you're ruining my ego to the ladies

Michael: *rolls eyes*

Narrator: While the moron argued with his younger smarter brother…

Michael: *smiles* Thank you, Nagi-kun!

John: …

Narrator: You're welcome, now, as I had been saying, while the two brothers argued, the flying psycho maniac decided to come down off his rage driven homicidal impulses kick and come back to check on his newly found friends.

Peter Pan: … you have nothing to say about killing Naoe…

Narrator: *smirks* maybe, but I don't go running off having a fit, screaming "Shi-ne" at the top of my lungs every time someone even mentions Takatori, Reiji.

Peter Pan: *growls* Shi-ne!

Narrator: So there we have it folks, the shi-ne screaming, hair dying red head came back to check on his new found friends…

*Behind the scenes*

CherubKatan: … You know… I think I'm beginning to see some logic in why Nagi's enjoying being the narrator so much.

Brad: Why's that?

CherubKatan: because right now I just want to wring everyone's neck but his for pretty much ruining this.

Brad: I told you it was going to happen.

Farfie: *starts getting bored* …

*Back on stage*

Peter Pan: What happened here?

John: Some psycho with an umbrella did away with our dear sister.

Michael: It's horrible, who would do such a thing?!

Peter Pan: … I think I know who… LOST BOYS… TINKERBELL GET YOUR BEHINDS OUT HERE!

Narrator: Upon hearing the loud bellow of their much loved… yeah right… Peter Pan the boy's and the spawn of the devil came running out.

Lost Boys: You called for us Peter?

Tinker Bell: Oi, Peter, *yawns* I was taking a nap.

Peter Pan: *points over at Wendy* Explain… now.

Tinker Bell: *raises eyebrow* I don't know what that's about maybe the freak's playing dead?

Wendy: I heard that you flying German scum!

Narrator: … Wendy, close your damn eyes you're supposed to be acting as if you're dead or at least knocked out!

Wendy: Not when the *bleeps* calling me names.

Tinker Bell: *flies over and hits Wendy on the head with a small rock* There that will keep him quiet.

Wendy: x_x

John: *raises his eyebrows* Now that wasn't nice Schu.

Tinker Bell: Never said I was.

Peter Pan: … Well, I'm still waiting for an explanation.

Lost Boys: *all look at one another then point at Tinker Bell*

Lost Boy Schön: He told us to do it!

Lost Boy Hel: Yeah he said there was a Siberian bird flying about so Schön got all pissy and because of Tinker Bell, we tried to kill it!

Lost Boy Schön: … Thanks Hel, anyway, he said, a Siberian bird was flying around here. As well as, the freak ruined my face!

*Off stage*

CherubKatan: … I can't believe this is happening…

Brad: Believe it… just believe it.

Farfie: *still bored*… *gets up and wanders off*

CherubKatan: *looks around*… hey where did Farfie go?

Brad: *shrugs* who knows? You can never tell with him.

Cherubkatan: … great…

*On Stage*

Narrator: So the four lost boys continued to argue with Tinker Bell over who was the cause of such a *snickers* tragic incident that befell the poor Darling child Wendy. It kept going until about four hours passed and everyone was getting sick of it.

Tinker Bell: I did not!

Lost Boys: Did too!

Tinker Bell: Did not!

Lost Boys: did too!

John: *sitting on a rock looking bored, while smoking a cigarette* … this is going to go on forever.

Michael: … I wish I had a computer…

Tinker Bell: DID NOT DID NOT DID NOT!

Lost Boys: DID TOO DID TOO DID …

Peter Pan: *growls* ENOUGH ALREADY! Christ it's like all of you are nothing but children!

Narrator: *gives a slight laugh* He's nailed it to the door.

Everyone but John, Michael, Wendy, and Peter: NO ONE ASKED YOU NAGI!

Narrator: … You're waking sleeping beauty over there…

Wendy: *groans* what hit me?

John and Michael: WENDY! YOU'RE ALIVE!

Wendy: … *rubs his head* yeah no thanks to any of you…

Lost Boys: …

Tinker Bell: … *bleep* I have to hit him harder next time.

Wendy: *looks at Tinker Bell and growls* Why you little! *Gets up and throws himself at Tinker Bell*

Tinker Bell: *dodges* Nuh uh… be a good little transvestite right now or Peter's going to be angry.

Peter Pan: … *rolls eyes* Are you all right Wendy?

Wendy: *blushes slightly* Hai, Peter I'm fine.

Tinker Bell: *gags* that's sickening.

Narrator: Peter was glad that the little pink-gowned maniac was fine, much to Tinker Bell's dismay.

*Backstage*

CherubKatan: … I think another intermission is in order.

Brad: … Why do you keep delaying the inevitable?

CherubKatan: … I'm a sucker for putting things off until they have to be done?

Brad: *Shakes head*

CherubKatan: … Besides maybe, Farfie will be back by then… it's almost time for yours and his part to happen anyway.

Brad: … that's unlikely…

*Intermission*

Author's Notes: Well here, I am again with part two of this… psychotic piece of work.

Schu: *In the fairy suit still* It might be psychotic but at least I look good in it!

… Right… Anyway… As you might have noticed in the beginning, I did a bit of changes to the character thingy… One it's supposed to be a crocodile not an alligator that went after Hook and two I added in who the actual Lost Boys were and If I add in any extra characters… which with the way I'm seeing it I'll probably have to, to try to get the story right.

Schu: *snickers* I doubt she can.

*Smacks him* Hush… anyway, thanks everyone who left reviews. I'm glad you enjoyed the first part, I also hope you enjoy this part. Thanks again! Ja ne!

Schu: *rubs his head* Stop the muse abuse, review the fic!