Yami No Matsuei Fan Fiction / Death Note Fan Fiction ❯ Then came an angel ❯ Random Crazy Comedy Insert Thingie No. 2 ( Chapter 12 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

By: Sapadu

Chapt- Well, not quite a chapter, really, just an insert.

Yes: Yet another weird, comedy, insert thingie.

A/N: I wasn't planning on having these things so close together, but the idea got in my head, and it won't go away. The background for this comes from Megami-chan's new story at fanfiction.net, called BYOB under the X section (which all of you should go read, right now, right now, right now!)

Keiichi: Oh! Hiya Sapadu-chan! Nice dress!

Sapadu(Wearing a long black dress with mesh collar, and mesh sleeves from elbow down w/ silver belt wrapped around her waist): ^_^ Sankyuu! You like it?

Keiichi: =_= (thinking) Hmmm... where've I seen you in that, before?

Sapadu: It's what I wore to that BYOB party you got dragged to. Remember?

Kamui: O.O So THAT'S where I've seen you before... *meeps*

Megami-chan: Sapu-chan, remember the roll of film that you used to get pictures of Kamui-kun and Keiichi-kun?

Sapadu: ... Yeah... why?

Megami-chan: :,,( 'Cuz I think I lost the negatives...

Sapadu: ...

Megami-chan: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

Sapadu: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?

Sapadu: Megami-chan, meet Kendalina. Kendalina, meet Megami-chan.

Kendalina: -_-v Peace!

Megami-chan: Sapu-chan told me you wanted to come to the BYOB party but couldn't because your brother was being an ass again.

Kendalina: Well, when she told me what HAPPENED at the party, I figured I really hadn't missed out on anything. All I would've been doing was making snide comments about everyone.

(Watching a movie)

Megami-chan: This movie is WEIRD!

Kendalina: Sammy, could you pause so we can see if we've got this right?

Sapadu: *pause* Okay...

Kendalina: So, that guy there who sounds like Tsuzuki is some average joe salaryman who just got kicked out by his now ex-girlfriend...

Megami-chan: And the kid wearing the Hisoka shirt is a seventeen year old male fashion model, whom just invited the Tsuzuki guy to stay with him for the night...

Kendalina: And the business guy has been at this kid's apartment for, what, 15 minutes...

Megami-chan: And yet... they're having sex and proclaiming they're in love with each other?

Sapadu:....

Sapadu: It's an experiment. After all, think of how the LAST relationship the business guy was in ended.

Kendalina: X( *frown* Experiment... but...?

Sapadu: See, it's not SUPPOSED to make sense, Kenda, Megami-chan. That's what makes it 'porn'.

Megami-chan: *shrugs* Alrighty, then.

Kendalina: Na, Megami...

Megami-chan: Mmmm?

Kendalina: Do YOU have any idea why Sammy likes these hentai flicks so much?

Megami-chan: She says they're funny.

Kendalina: X( WHAT?

Megami-chan: See, it's not the weird, outrageous sex scenes, nor the moronic plots that are completely implausible, nor the stupid, crazy characters. It's the fact that somewhere, someONE, a voice actor, was standing behind a microphone making all these panting, gasping, wailing orgasm noises while, simultaneously, another voice actor was doing the same thing for the other character.

Kendalina: Thanks for the visual. NOW I see the humor.

Kendalina: So, there's this guy named Seishirou who's ALSO a Sakurazukamori, for a different tree than the one my brother serves, and you're blind in your right eye, just like he is.

Megami-chan: Yup.

Kendalina:...

Megami-chan: I don't pretend to understand it either.

Megami-chan: So Subaru-kun and Sei-chan are still in denial.

Sapadu: Yup.

Megami-chan: They must be stopped.

Sapadu: XD Oh, leave that to Ken-chan. He's got something... e-vi-il planned.

Megami-chan: Oooh... XD

Subaru: That girl who's been spending time with Sapadu-san is absolutely horrifying.

Seishirou: Well, she keeps giving us stares the same way Hokuto-chan had always stared at us...

Subaru: And what way was that?

Seishirou: An 'I'm going to matchmake you two' way.

Subaru:... I'd be willing to give in with grace in the beginning and matchmake myself if she'd just leave me alone...

A/N: In case anyone's wondering, the porn flick that Megami-chan, Kenda, and Sapadu are watching is "Level C" which is actually a pretty nice flick, as far as hentai movies go. I was kind of making fun of it, though, because the voice actor who plays the seme is the talented Miki Shinichiro, whom played Tsuzuki, while the uke is seen for about three minutes wearing an outfit REMARKABLY similar to Hisoka's first outfit. Hee hee...

Yea... I'm pretty sure a sugar high counts as being on drugs in my case...