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The Rum Tum Tugger

*Suddenly, loud rock music starts and near the back of the Junkyard, the Rum Tum Tugger, now with a mane that's a few lighter shades of brown than his fur, appears, causing Munkustrap to spit slightly in surprise.*

Rum Tum Tugger

Meow

*He, with the attention of all cats present, then leaps down from his spot in the junk and onto the tire.*

Rum Tum Tugger

Meow

All present

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

Rum Tum Tugger

*leaps onto car trunk*

If you offer me pheasant, I'd rather have grouse

*slides off trunk*

If you put me in a house,

I would much prefer a flat

*dances over to Jemima then away; Jemima follows excitedly*

If you put me in a flat,

Then I'd rather have a house

*Jemima dances off*

If you set me on a mouse,

I only want a rat

If you set me on a rat,

Then I'd rather chase a mouse

*The other cats dance out.*

All

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

Rum Tum Tugger

And there isn't any call for me to shout it

All

For he will do as he do do

Rum Tum Tugger

And there's no doin' anything abou~out it

Quaxo

*deadpanning*

The Rum tum Tugger is a terrible bore.

*rolls eyes at Rum Tum Tugger*

Rum Tum Tugger

When you let me in then I wanna go out

I'm always on the wrong side of every door

And as soon as I get home then I like to get about

I like to lie in a beau drawer

But I make such a fuss if I can't get out

All

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

Rum Tum Tugger

And there isn't any use for you to doubt it

All

For he will do as he do do

Rum Tum Tugger

And there's no doin' anything abou~ou~out it

*dances; scratched Jemima under the chin; dances away*

Bombalurina

*dances into view*

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious beast.

*runs hands up and down legs seductively*

Rum Tum Tugger

My disobliging ways are matter of ha~abit

Now if you offer me fish then I always want a feast

*Bombalurina dances over to the Rum Tum Tugger and the two dance together seductively.*

Rum Tum Tugger

If there isn't any fish then I won't eat rabbit

If you offer me cream then I sniff and sneer

For I only like what I find for myself

*Bombalurina dances her way in front of him so that the Rum Tum Tugger has his arms around her, moving up her body and his eyes locked on hers. Gently, he removes his hands and glances away.*

Rum Tum Tugger

*sneers*

No

*drops Bombalurina; dances away*

So you'll catch me in it right up to my ears

If you put it away on the larder shelf

*dance*

All

The Rum Tum Tugger is artful and knowing

*As the Rum Tum Tugger is dancing, Bombalurina attempts to dance with him again, but he pushes her away. Etcetera is ecstatic.*

All

The Rum Tum Tugger -

Rum Tum Tugger

- Doesn't care for a cuddle

So I leap in your lap in the middle of your sewing

Cause there nothing I enjoy like a horrible middle

*dance*

All

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't care for a cuddle

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

Rum Tum Tugger

And there isn't any need for me to spout it

All

For he will do as he do do

*As the music dies down, the queen kittens gather around the Rum Tum Tugger*

Rum Tum Tugger

A~~~~n~~d…

There's no doin' anything

*As he starts shaking his hips, the kittens follow with their heads.*

Rum Tum Tugger

Ab-a~~~~out…

*The kittens (loudly) mewl happily.*

Rum Tum Tugger

Ab-a~~~~~~out…

*The kittens mewl even louder. Quaxo winces in the background and lightly paws at his ear.*

Rum Tum Tugger

Ab-aou-aou-aou-aou~~~~~out…

*The kittens give a happy mewl and Etcetera screams, continuing even after the other kittens stop. Behind them, Quaxo winces and presses his ears to his head. After a moment of Etcetera's excessive screaming, the Rum Tum Tugger places a hand over her mouth, silencing her.*

Rum Tum Tugger

About it.

*music pauses*

*As the music starts up again, the Rum Tum Tugger and all the other cats - especially the queens - begin to dance around. Near the end of the song, the Rum Tum Tugger leaps onto the trunk of the car and points at something at the other end of the Junkyard…*

Blah…

Kura : So you are alive…

Angel: Shut-up. *looks at him* Where were you last time?

Kura : *shrugs* I dunno.

Angel: *continues to look at him; stops after a moment and goes to cuddle Rumpleteazer* Bah… Dun wanna talk…

Yami: She doesn't want to talk? That's new.

Angel: *looks up* … Bah… *looks away*

Teazer: Bu' I though' you wan'ed to say somethin' ta someone?

Angel: … You're right… *sits up* Cettie-girl - if you're reading - yes I'm gonna do all of Cats, rest assured. Also, for the characters, you've done good so far but there are still 11 more characters to go - 2 of them original chars and 4 still yet to be mentioned. Ya just gotta look hard for 'em. The character list will come at the very end - either before, after, or during the cast party (most likely during tho) - I just wanna see who can guess all - or most - of them first. And as for mistakes - bah! I don't care… that's all I have to say. *goes back to snuggling Rumpleteazer*

Others: … Wow. That was long…

Angel: *gurgles; turns on Disclaimer Box*

DB: -~- Angel does not own YuugiOu -~- … -~- Angel does not own Cats -~-