Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Bible Stories, YGO style ❯ Story #5: The Christmas Story ( Chapter 5 )

Toboe LoneWolf: ^^ Hello all! And welcome to a new chapter of Bible Stories! (Djanil: -_- Yea. Toboe LoneWolf: *whack*) It's time for…*drum roll* The Christmas Story!!!

...Er. Yes. I know it's May. This was originally posted on fanfiction.net, where it did coincide with Christmas. Obviously I'm not going to wait till December 25th to post this chapter on mediaminer. So...it's May 25th. It's, ah...an almost half-year Christmas celebration? *blinks* How about a winter-celebration for a summer-break celebration? *throws up hands* Whatever, just hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: Toboe LoneWolf doesn't own the Bible, YGO characters, or baby Jesus. ^^

Story #5: The Christmas Story
Aka: The Most Famous Baby Story, Ever

~ CAST ~

God -- Yami (^^ Yes, Yami is God. ^^ But he’ll also play another part, since God isn’t a significant speaking part in this story.)

Mary -- Serenity (I needed a calm, serene, quiet, young girl…)

Elizabeth -- Ishizu (The older, calm, serene, quiet um, lady)

Angel -- Ryou (*wide grin* Can you see just Ryou in the angel costume? Awwwwww…)

Joseph -- Tristan (*hears yells* *winces* Yeah, I know, but I need them in other roles… )

Caesar Augustus -- Bandit Keith (He's the one that looks and acts like a puffed up Roman)

Shepherds -- Joey, Marik, and Duke

Sheep -- Strings

Heavenly Host -- Yugi, Tea, The Big Five and Mai

Herod -- Pegasus (Ooohhh, the big evil king…sort of…)

Magi -- Kaiba, Yami and Bakura (Very, very wise, these people are…*nods solemnly* Yep…)

Various minor roles -- whomever I need or is in arm's reach at the moment ^^

~ COSTUMES ~

Yami -- shiny sparkly bedsheet

Yami: Sparkly? And a bedsheet again?

Toboe LoneWolf: Well, it's an improvement over the simple white bedsheet. Besides, a bedsheet will be easier to take off when you change into your other costume.

Yami: Well, the other costume better be more interesting than just this. *holds up bedsheet* It's getting dirty…

Serenity -- A red flowing dress

Serenity: I don't look good in red…

Toboe LoneWolf: -_- Do you usually see Mary in any other color?

Ishizu -- A green (poka-dotted) dress

Toboe LoneWolf: Lookey, Christmas colors!!!

Ishizu: -_-;;; How…demeaning.

Ryou -- Change of Heart costume with the black wing spray painted white, plus halo and a flashlight

Ryou: A flashlight?

Toboe LoneWolf: So you'll always have a heavenly golden glow around you.

Ryou: O.o Riiigght…

Tristan -- Blue bathrobe

Tristan: This just doesn't look very…manly.

Toboe LoneWolf: Well, they don't make blue leather outfits, and even if they do, it'll probably look very weird on you, and even if it doesn't, Joseph probably wasn't rich enough to have one, since he was a carpenter, and even if he was, he probably--

Tristan: O.o Okay, okay…I get the point…

Bandit Keith -- Bathing shorts plus a large white bedsheet, which is supposed to be wrapped up into a toga

Bandit Keith: *stumbles* How 'm I supposed to put this thing on? *trips*

Toboe LoneWolf: *looks down* Um, like a Roman?

Bandit Keith: *struggles to get up* Like that helps… *falls again*

Toboe LoneWolf: -_- Great. I've got a falling Caesar…

Joey, Marik, and Duke -- Bathrobes plus a broomstick

Duke: *lifts broomstick* What are these for?

Toboe LoneWolf: -_- For your shepherd staffs.

Marik: *waves broomstick* HAHAHA!!! ALL BOW BEFORE ME, KING MARIK!!!

Toboe LoneWolf: -_- Oooh boy…

Strings -- costume worn during Noah's Ark, since he was unable to take it off due to the large amount of duct tape used

Yugi, Tea, Bakura, and other angels -- little angel costumes from old Christmas pageants

Pegasus -- King-ish costume of bathrobe with golden ribbon taped onto the edges and a Burger King crown

Kaiba, Yami and Bakura -- Yami's Pharaoh outfits

Kaiba: WHAT THE?!?!

Yami: ^^ These are much better.

Bakura: HAHA! I get to dress like a pharaoh!!!

Kaiba: I am NOT wearing THAT stuff!!!!

Djanil: *growls*

Kaiba: O.O

Toboe LoneWolf: ^^ So, on with the… *trails off* I would say "show," but it doesn't seem right. Um, story?

~ STORYTIME!!! ~

~ Prologue: Genealogy, And Then Some ~

Narrator: *recites* This is the record of the genealogy of Jesus Christ son of David, the son of Abraham--

Abraham the son of Isaac, the father of Jacob, Jacob the father of Judah and his brothers…

[offstage] Kaiba: *groans* This is going to take forever…

[offstage] Joey: ^^ Goodie. *munches on a bag of chips*

Narrator: … Salmon the father of Boaz, whose mother was Rahab, Boaz the father of Obed, whose mother was Ruth…

[offstage] Yugi: "Salmon?" What kind of name is that?

[offstage] Toboe LoneWolf: *shrugs* Maybe he was a fisherman.

Narrator: … Obed the father of Jesse, and Jesse the father of King David. *takes a deep breath* David was the father of Solomon, whose mother had been Uriah's wife, Solomon the father of Rehoboam…

[offstage] Ishizu: *touches Necklace* I see all…I see the past, present and future…

[offstage] Marik: Do you see the end?

[offstage] Ishizu: Nope.

Narrator: … Ahaz the father of Manasseh, Manasseh the father of Amon, Amon the father of Josiah…

[offstage] Ryou: How long does this go?

[offstage] Toboe LoneWolf: Uh… I think a total of fourteen generations.

[offstage] Ryou: *groans* And I have to be stuck in this costume for that much longer?

[offstage] Toboe LoneWolf: ^^ But, as a lot of people say, you look so kawaii in it!!!

Narrator: … Eleazar the father of Matthan, Matthan the father of Jacob, and Jacob the father of Joesph, the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ. *wheezes*

Yugi: *throws confetti* It's done!

Duke: *sweatdrop* What was the point of that?

Toboe LoneWolf: To show that Jesus was also the Son of Man.

Everyone: Oooooohh. *profound faces of understanding* *kind of*

~ Act 1, Scene 1: Mary's Gonna Have a Little Baby ~

Narrator: God sent the angel Gabriel to Nazareth, a town in Galilee, to a virgin pledged to be married to a man named Joseph, a descendant of David.

Serenity: *walking across stage with a bucket of water* La de dah…

Yami: *shoves Ryou onstage* Go tell her about the kid she's going to have.

Ryou: What?!? I don't speak to strangers! I don't even know her name! I- I- get stage fright!

Narrator: >> The angel went to her and said, "Greetings, you who are highly favored! The Lord is with you!"

Yami: *gives Ryou a good shove*

Ryou: *falls in front of Serenity*

Serenity: *shrieks and falls too, sending bucket and water everywhere* *both Ryou and Serenity are drenched*

Ryou: *wrenches himself upright* Uh…*has no clue what to say* Um…I'm an angel of God… um…

Narrator: >> Mary was greatly troubled by his words and wondered what kind of greeting this might be.

Serenity: *flips wet hair out of face* What in the world was that? *narrows eyes* And who are you?

Ryou: Uhhh…an angel?

[offstage] Bakura: *yells* RYOU! YOU'RE A BLINKLN' SPIRIT!!! SCARE THE HECK OUTTA HER!!! THAT'S WHAT SPIRITS DO!!!

Ryou: O.O

Bakura: By Ra! *runs onstage* *grabs flashlight* *lights up his face as the storyteller does when he's about to tell a scary story around the campfire* MUHAHAHAHA!!! FEAR ME, PUNY WORTHLESS MORTAL!! *shoves flashlight back to Ryou* There. Like that.

Ryou: Uhhh… *turn on flashlight* Hello?

Bakura: *groans*

Narrator: >> But the angel said to her, "Do not be afraid, Mary, you have found favor in the Lord."

Ryou: *dubiously speaks into flashlight* Um…I come in peace?

Bakura: No no no!! Like this! *grabs flashlight* YOU'RE LUCKY THIS TIME, MORTAL!!! I WON'T KILL YOU THIS TIME!!!

Narrator: The angel told Mary, "You will be with child and give birth to a son, and you are to give him the name Jesus."

Bakura: O.o What kind of yami-threat is that?

Ryou: -_- It's not a threat. It's a message.

Serenity: *pouts* Some message. Why can't I name my own baby? And how in the world am I going to have this "baby," since I'm a virgin and I'm not married anyway?

Narrator: -_-;;; The angel answered, "The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and so the holy one to be born will be called the Son of God. For nothing is impossible with God."

Ryou: *nods* Right. God can do anything.

Serenity: Riiiiggght…

[offstage] Yami: Ha! I'm God as well as the King of Games! I can do anything!

Bakura: *raises fist* Care to prove that!

Ryou: *covers face* Oooh nooo…

Serenity: *puts hands on hips* Well, I'm not doing any of this stuff!

Narrator: >> And Mary answered, "I am the Lord's servant." Then the angel left her.

Serenity: What?!? Just like that?!?

Bakura: *glares* Back then, females were more obedient.

Serenity: *flips hair* Well now, females have more backbone, not to mention rights.

Ryou: *timidly* Uh… are we done here?

Toboe LoneWolf: *hisses* Yes! Now get outta there so we can move to the next scene! *Ryou and Bakura get off*

~ Act 1, Scene 2: Singing, Kind of ~

Narrator: Mary visited Elizabeth. When Elizabeth saw Mary, she exclaimed in a loud voice, "Blessed are you among women, and blessed is the child you will bear! Blessed is she who has believed that what the Lord has said to her will be accomplished."

Ishizu: *dully* Yea. Go God.

[offstage] Yami: Show your proper respect to the King!

[offstage] Toboe LoneWolf: *hisses* Ishizu, you're supposed to yell.

Ishizu: *waves tiny flag* Yea. Hail Mary.

[offstage] Toboe LoneWolf: *throws up arms* I can't even get Christmas right!

Narrator: Mary burst out into song, singing and praising God.

Serenity: What? What do I say? Where's the tune?

Toboe LoneWolf: I don't know! Sing something! Anything!

Serenity: "We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish--"

Toboe LoneWolf: No no no! Not that one!

Serenity: Um… "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle--"

Toboe LoneWolf: That's not right!

Serenity: Then what AM I supposed to sing?!?

Narrator: Mary sang, "My soul glorifies the Lord!"

Serenity: That's it?

Toboe LoneWolf: *reads Bible* Well, there's more, but it's kind of long.

Serenity: -_- Oh goodie. *sings (badly)* My SOOOULL glori-FIIIEEES the LOOOORRDDD!!"

[offstage] Bakura: ^^ LOOOORRRDD of the RIIINNNGGS!!! *pats flamethrower* Preciousss….

[offstage] Ryou: -_- Note to self: do not let Bakura watch Lord of the Rings late at night with access to the kitchen.

~ Act 1, Scene 3: Daddy Problems ~

Narrator: Mary was pledged to be married to Joseph. Because Joseph was a righteous man and did not want to expose her to public disgrace, he had in mind to divorce her quietly.

Tristan: What? I would never do that to Serenity! … And Serenity would never do anything like that!

Toboe LoneWolf: -_- Well, they thought she did.

Tristan: But she didn't.

[offstage] Serenity: Whatever! Just think I did and have done with it!

Tristan: O.O

Narrator: O.O … But after he had considered this, an angel appeared to him in a dream and said, "Joseph, do not be afraid to take Mary as your wife. She will give birth to a son, and you are to give him the name Jesus."

Ryou: *turns on flashlight* Uh, yeah. Serenity is safe.

Tristan: Yaaahhh! *runs behind curtains* Who are you?

Ryou: Um…an angel?

Tristan: Are you Christmas Past, Christmas Present, or Christmas Yet-To-Come?

Toboe LoneWolf: *whaps Tristan with broomstick* Wrong story!!

Tristan: @_@ Eeee… pretty stars of Serenity…

Narrator: >> When Joseph woke up, he did what the angel told him.

Tristan: @_@

[offstage] Toboe LoneWolf: -_-;;;; Oh man… Ryou, get him offstage, alright?

Ryou: *drags knocked out Tristan*

~ Act 2, Scene 1: And Caesar Counted His Pizzas, I Mean People ~

Narrator: In those days Caesar Augustus issued a decree that a census should be taken of the entire Roman world.

Keith: *eating a pizza slice* Servant, go and count how many pizzas I have.

Rex: O.o *looks at stack of pizza boxes* Um…a lot?

Keith: No, not those! *waves arm* *cheese sticks to it* My pizzas!

Rex: O.o Which are…

Keith: My people, you dino-freak!!!

Rex: *has no clue how Keith puts pizzas and people together* Wha?

Keith: *points to his pepperoni pizza* And servant, I don't want them mixed up. Put the sausages with the sausages and the Greek pepperoni with the Greek pepperoni and those annoying Jewish mushrooms separate from everyone else. I don't like mix-ups.

Rex: O…kay…

Keith: *takes off a piece of sausage* Ah, the glories of being emperor…free pizza…

[offstage] Toboe LoneWolf: >.< Keith, you're going to pay. The bill is about $734.50, and rising…

~ Act 2, Scene 2: Oh, Baby ~

Narrator: So Joseph went to Bethlehem because he belonged to the house and line of David. He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child.

[Enter Tristan and Serenity, who now has a pillow attached to her belly to signify pregnancy. Unfortunately, it slips easily…]

Tristan: Okay Mary, are you ready to go to Bethlehem? ^^

Serenity: *looks at single bag on floor* I suppose… but are we going to walk there?

Tristan: *sweatdrop* Shoot, I forgot the donkey…

Serenity: *sweatdrop* Do we even have a donkey?

Tristan and Serenity: *sweatdrop*

Tristan: Um…1-800- RENT-A-DONKEY?

Serenity: *hits Tristan* Baka.

Tristan and Serenity: *sweatdrop* Does anyone have a donkey?

Tristan: *look up* If you're up there, can you send us a donkey!

[offstage] Toboe LoneWolf: Where's the donkey?

[offstage] Grandpa: I don't know! You didn't order one!

[offstage] Toboe LoneWolf: *throws up arms* *yells* We need a donkey!

[offstage] Mokuba: They don't sell donkeys anymore! Everyone wants a horse!

[offstage] Toboe LoneWolf: Mary and Joseph didn't have a horse! *has a brainwave* RASHIID!!!

[offstage] Rashiid: Yes?

[offstage] Toboe LoneWolf: *jams horse head over Rashiid* You're the donkey! Now get out there! *shoves Rashiid onstage*

Rashiid: *crawls forward* Um…Breeggah?

Tristan: *looks at donkey* Wow. That was fast. Um…get on, Mary.

Serenity: *gets on Rashiid* Yea. -_- *pillow falls off*

Tristan and Rashiid: *sweatdrop*

[offstage] Kaiba: O.O Yikes. Premature birth.

[offstage] Toboe LoneWolf: Noooo! Why does everything go wrong?!?

Tristan: *attempting to reattach pillow* *pillow keeps slipping off*

Toboe LoneWolf: *runs onstage* *has a roll of duct tape in hand* HA! I HAVETH THE DUCT TAPE!!

[Toboe LoneWolf attaches the pillow onto Serenity with a very liberal amount of gray duct tape. So now Serenity has a wide band of tape around her waist plus a squashed pillow.]

Serenity: Oof…

Toboe LoneWolf: HAHA!!! DUCT TAPE FIXES ALL!!! *waves roll of duct tape*

Tristan: *slowly pushes Toboe LoneWolf offstage* There we go…

Narrator: >> They traveled for a long while, eventually reaching the little town of Bethlehem.

Tristan, Serenity and Rashiid: *walk around in circles on stage*

Shadi: *hurriedly erects cardboard town*

[offstage] Mai: *clasps hands* Ohhhhh little TO-wn of BETH-le-HELM, how stiillll we see thee LIIEEEE…

[offstage] Joey: *closes Mai's mouth* Not now, caroling is for later…

Narrator: >> But there was no room for them at the inn.

Tristan: *stops in front of cardboard inn* Um, any room here?

Shadi: *opens cardboard window* *inn falls apart* O.o No, we don't have any room.

Serenity: *mutters* Don't even have an inn…

Tristan: *shrugs* Oh well, the only place left is the barn.

Serenity: -_- Yea.

Tristan and Serenity: *move into cheap cardboard barn*

Narrator: While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him up in cloths and placed him in a manger.

Serenity: *looks down at attached pillow* Right. I'm supposed to have a baby now. *struggles to take off pillow* It's stuck.

Tristan: *sweatdrop* What am I supposed to do?

Serenity: >.< TAKE IT OFF!!!

Tristan: O.O Right!! *grabs pillow* *pulls* *doesn't work*

[offstage] Toboe LoneWolf: Oops. I think I used too much duct tape.

Tristan: *pulls some more* I need more leverage!!

[Enter in the barnyard animals -- Grandpa as cow again, Mokuba as a dog, and Rebecca as chicken.]

Barnyard animals: *grab Serenity* *pull*

Tape: RRRIIIPPPPP!!

Serenity: Ow…

[There is now a large hole in dress.]

Tristan: Where's the baby?

Everyone: *sweatdrop* Uh…

[Plushie comes flying from offstage and bonks Tristan.]

Tristan: Ow…

Serenity: *picks up plushie* It's a Yugi plushie.

Yugi Plushie: It's time to d-d-duel!!

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

[offstage] Yami: Hey, since Jesus was the son of God, he should be like me!!

[offstage] Toboe LoneWolf: -_- Plus, they don't have babies on the YGO cast. *hisses to Serenity* Put it in the manger!

Serenity: O.o *places plushie into cardboard box*

[offstage] Mai: A-WAAY in a MANG-er no crib for a BEEEDDDD…

[offstage] Joey: -_- *shuts Mai up*

~ Act 3, Scene 1: Shepherds, We Have a Baby ~

Narrator: And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night.

[Enter Joey, Marik, Duke, and Strings]

Duke: Man, we have to watch these sheep again?

Marik: *pokes Strings* Yeah, they're just dumb sheep.

Strings: Baaa….

Joey: >> What are we supposed to be doing?

Duke: Watching our flocks of sheep.

Joey: *looks at Strings* We only have one.

[offstage] Toboe LoneWolf: Hey! I'm on a budget!!

Marik: We have to watch this dumb thing?

Strings: Baaa…

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Narrator: Then the angel of the Lord appeared to them, and they were terrified.

Ryou: *turns on flashlight* Cheerio!

Joey, Marik and Duke: AAAAAHHHH!!!

[offstage] Bakura: Now that's the spirit!

Narrator: >> But the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid, for I bring you good news of great joy that shall be for all people. Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to; he is Christ the Lord. This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger."

[offstage] Toboe LoneWolf: *mutters* "You've got mail!"

Ryou: -_-;;; … Good news! An important baby was born today. He's in a manger.

Duke: The point of this being…

Ryou: Go look at him!

Narrator: -_- Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying, "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace to men on whom his favor rests."

[Enter the heavenly host with much fanfare and shouts]

The Big Five: *in computer voices* Glory be to God and Peace to Men on whom He does not flame.

Mai: La de dah de dah!! HARK the HERALD an-GELS sing, "GLORY TO THE NEWBORN KIIINNNGG!!!!!" *waves arms enthusiastically*

Tea: ^^ *flips through cookbook entitled, "Recipes For Those With Brave Stomachs"* I'll make cookies to celebrate! Ahh! *Cookbook goes flying due to uh, Mai's Christmas spirit or safety concerns* *cookbook is trampled over* Nooo!! My precious cookbook!

Yugi and Ryou: *look at each other* *nod* *grin* JOY TO THE WORLD!! Her cookbook's lost! It's safe -- to eat -- agaaaiiin!!

Narrator: O.O When the angels had left them and gone into heaven, the shepherds said to one another, "Let's go to Bethlehem and see this thing the angel has told us."

Duke: I'm bored.

Marik: I'm tired.

Joey: I'm hungry. Can we eat him? *points to Strings*

Everyone: O.O

Duke: Joey, that's our sheep. We don't eat it, we protect it.

Joey: Then what're we gonna do?

Marik: ^^ I've got a case of beer! Want some?

[offstage] Toboe LoneWolf: O.O MARIK!! I told you not to do that!!

Marik: *pokes Strings* Come on, it'd be better than watching him.

Duke: What about that angel thing?

Joey: What angel thing?

Duke: -_- The one that said a baby was born.

Marik: So what? Lots of babies are born every day.

Duke: But this one's in manger.

Marik: So what? I bet lots of babies were born in mangers. I mean, not everyone was rich enough to have a house, so they probably stayed out in the streets or in the barn. And there's probably a lot of kids that grew up in barns.

Duke: -_- That's not the point.

Joey: What is the point?

[offstage] Toboe LoneWolf: *throws up arms* ARRGHH!!! JUST GO!!! *waves flamethrower*

Duke, Joey and Marik: O.O We're going!!

~ Act 3, Scene 2: It's a … Something ~

Narrator: So they hurried off and found Mary and Joseph and the baby, who was lying in manger. They glorified and praised God for their Savior had been born.

[Enter the Shepherds]

Marik: *looks down into box* That's the baby?

Joey: It's a plushie.

Serenity: -_- It's supposed to be a baby.

Duke: That's supposed to be our Savior? The one called the Counselor and King and all that?

Joey: But it's a plushie.

Marik: We came all the way to look at a plushie? *pokes plushie*

Yugi Plushie: It's time to d-d-duel!!!

Joey: Yaaaahhh! It talks!!!

Marik: *whips out deck* You're on, plushie!

Duke: -_- You're challenging an inanimate plushie.

Narrator: >> Ahem. And they glorified and praised God for their Savior had been born.

Duke: *sweatdrop* Praise a plushie?

[offstage] Yami: All bow before God!!

Joey: Yaaaahhh! *gets down* All hail plushie…

Marik: I bow before no one!!! *waves broomstick* HAHA!! FOR I WILL BE KING!!!

[offstage] Toboe LoneWolf: -_- Everything always goes wrong…

~ Act 4, Scene 1: Traveling Nerds ~

Narrator: After Jesus was born in Bethlehem during time of King Herod, Magi came from the east to Jerusalem and asked, "Where is the one who is the King of the Jews? We saw his star and have come to worship him."

Pegasus: Who are you? *crown slips*

Yami: ^^ We are the Wise Men, beings of great knowledge and wisdom--

Bakura: Oh shut up, Pharaoh. *glares at Pegasus* Look, just show us where the baby is.

Pegasus: What baby?

Croquet: It's in Bethlehem, sir.

Pegasus: *repeats* It's in Bethlehem, Magi-boys.

Kaiba: I have always hated that appellation…

Narrator: >> Herod secretly told them to find the baby and then come back and tell him, so that Herod may worship the baby also.

Pegasus: Oh, and when you do find him, Magi-boys, tell me too so that I may send him to the Shadow R-- I mean, send him gifts. ^^

Bakura: That was the worst lie ever.

~ Act 4, Scene 2: Presents!! ~

Narrator: After they had heard the king, they went on their way, and the star they saw in the east led the way.

Kaiba: What are we supposed to be doing?

Yami: Following the star. *points to entering Yami Marik, who holds a yellow paper star and hair painted yellow*

Bakura: O.O That is the most disturbing star ever…

Yami Marik: Follow me!! *dances around*

Kaiba: Is that guy on sugar or something?

Bakura: Naw, just too much alcohol.

Kaiba: O.o

[offstage] Toboe LoneWolf: -_- Never, ever, ever, let Yami Marik have alcohol before a show…

[Yami, Kaiba, and Bakura follow the dancing star]

Yami Marik: *stops twirling around* *points to cardboard barn*

Yami: See? I told you I'd find the way!

Kaiba: O.o By following a drunken star?

Bakura: O.o Somehow that doesn't sound right…

Narrator: On coming to the house, they saw the child and they bowed down and worshiped him with gifts of gold and of incense and of myrrh.

Yami: Oh little plushie baby, I offer thee the gift of perfume and frankincense

Kaiba: Here. Have some gold. I have lots of it. *dumps gold into cardboard box*

Yami: HEY! You flattened the baby!!! *grabs gold and lifts it out* Oh, I'm so sorry, little baby…Kaiba here didn't mean it…

Kaiba: *mutters* What makes you think I didn't…

[Plushie is now thoroughly flat.]

Bakura: To thy squished appearance, I offer dead smelly stuff.

Yami: That's myrrh.

Bakura: Whatever. Leftovers from the last thieving spree I had.

Narrator: And having been warned in a dream not to go back to Herod, they returned back to their country by another route.

[The three Magi leave the barn.]

Yami: *stops suddenly* I had a dream telling us not to go back to Herod.

Bakura: *scoffs* And I had a dream where you serving me ice cream and calling me the King of Games.

Kaiba: *raises eyebrow* And I had a dream where Pegasus stalked us and waved Funny Bunny plushies around our heads and then did the same to the plushie in the barn, yelling that he would take over the world and rule as the Great Funny Bunny.

Yami, Bakura, and Kaiba: *shudder*

Yami: *declares* For the sanity of the baby-plushies and mankind, we are not going back to Herod.

Bakura and Kaiba: *nod fervently*

Narrator: -_-;;; … And so that was the Christmas story. The moral of this story is that Jesus was the son of God.

*curtain falls*

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Toboe LoneWolf: ^^ Hope you enjoyed! Kind of long, but I hoped there were enough funny bits for you all! *waves* Merry Christmas!! (In May! XD)