Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Insanity's Plot ❯ And Then There Were Two... ( Chapter 2 )

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Insanity's Plot

 

Marik: “Now what?” I thought you were one of the masters of torture! We have fun with these two.

All: I'm in!

Malik: I suggest human piñatas!

Marik: No, that's taken already…

Jou: How about a flamethrower?

Marik: Taken.

Honda: Burning at the stake?

Marik: Taken.

Otogi: Targets?

Marik: Tak- Wait… What did you say?

Otogi: Use them as targets.

Marik: Excellent! That hasn't been taken yet! Now my hikari and I are off to build the two bull's-eyes… *maniacal laughter as he and Malik go into the basement*

Kirei: Wait… since when does Rikoh have a basement?

Bakura: Dunno…

Authoress: Since I put it there, now deal with it!

Bakura: Why should I?

Authoress: `Cause I have the power to turn you into a girl.

Bakura: Hah! You wouldn't dare!

*a bright light flashes and suddenly Bakura is a girl*

Yami: *doubled over in laughter* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! THE TOMB ROBBER'S WEARING A DRESS!!!!

Bakura: *in a girl-ish voice* Shut up, Pharaoh!

Yami: *bursts out laughing again*

All: *laughing*

Bakura: You better fucking change me back or you'll regret it!

Authoress: *smiles deviously* I beg to differ. Until you no longer piss me off, you're officially female!

Bakura: *fuming*

Anzu: Hey, you guys! It's hard to breathe in here! Could you let us out?

Sai: Yeah, I think I'm losing consciousness.

Jou: Oh, someone shut them up!

Honda: *kicks Sai in the head, knocking her out*

Otogi: *does the same to Anzu*

All: *cheer*

Kirei: What should we do as we wait for the Ishtars to be done with their torture devices?

Bakura: I suggest a party!

Yugi: *runs screaming out of the closet with crepe paper streamers entangled around him* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE STREAMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE STREAMERS ARE ATTACKING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET `EM OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryou: *runs after* Wait! I'll stop the horrid streamers!

All: O_o;;;;

Kirei: I don't think we even want to know…

Jou: I think not.

Honda: Well, we could use the other stuff to quickly decorate…

Bakura: Or we could go straight to the food and drinks!

Otogi: I'm with the insane one!

Yami: To the kitchen!

Bakura: Wait! I'll get the stuff out. Since Kirei knows this place well too, she can help you guys set up tables.

Yami: O…k… …. You're still a girl. *bursts out laughing again*

Bakura: Baka Pharaoh. *glares at Yami before running into the kitchen*

Kirei: Why do I not trust him alone with our food and beverages?

Jou: I don't blame you.

Otogi: I'll go make sure he doesn't do anything to our stuff. *goes into the kitchen*

Honda: So… About those tables.

*in the kitchen*

Bakura: *pouring fruit punch and vodka at the same time into a bowl*

Otogi: O_O What the hell are you doing to the punch bowl?

Bakura: Spiking it. What did you think?

Otogi: Ok, that's enough! No one's getting drunk here!

Bakura: I beg to differ… Authoress!

Authoress: Yes, my lady?

Bakura: Grrrr… Well, I'd like to ask you a favor. Am I allowed to spike the punch and can you erase Otogi's memory after I'm done so my plan can be successful?

Authoress: What do you have to offer me?

Bakura: Offer?

Authoress: I'm quite fond of the Sennen Ring…

Bakura: O_O No way! Nu-uh! No! I'll never give it up!

Authoress: Ok, your loss. Otogi's gonna stop your plans from continuing.

Bakura: ….Grrr, ok, here it is. *takes off Sennen Ring and holds it up into the air*

*Sennen Ring disappears*

Otogi: O_O Who the hell were you talking to?!

Bakura: The authoress. Didn't you hear?

Otogi: Riiiight…

Bakura: Get some chips from the cabinet, will you?

Otogi: Fine Mr. Bossy-Pants.

Bakura: O_o What the hell? *sees Otogi with a cup of spiked punch in his hand* Dammit, you baka! It's not in proportion yet!

Otogi: *hic* But it's *hic* good.

Bakura: -_-;;; Carry this out please. *hands Otogi the bowl of chips*

Otogi: Certainly. *takes the chips and stumbles out*

Bakura: I've gotta put more vodka in here!

*in the family room*

Otogi: *puts the bowl on the table and collapses*

Honda: What's up with Dice-Boy?

Jou: Dunno… Looks drunk.

Kirei: And so, victim number 3 has fallen into Bakura's clutches…

Honda/Jou: O_o

Honda: What the hell?

Jou: Don't tell me he's going psycho on us again.

Kirei: *nods* He plans to make us all hyper. Oh well, just watch your back. And your drink.

Bakura: *comes out with the punch bowl* Otogi supervised me before he found the cabinet with the vodka when looking for chips… Don't give me that look! I'm telling the truth!

Jou: Works for me! I'm parched!

Honda: Didn't know you knew such big words…

Jou: Shaddup.

Both: *gulp down glass after glass of punch*

Kirei: …I still don't trust you…

Yami: I still think you're a girl. *laughs again*

Bakura: Had I my Sennen Ring, you'd be in the Shadow Realm!

Yami: *grin*

Bakura: …What are you smiling about, Pharaoh?!

Yami: You don't have your Item…

Bakura: So? I can still wring your neck!

Yami: …True…

Jou: Hey guyses… *hic*

Honda: I'm feelin' … *hic* dizzy…*passes out*

Jou: Honda? …*passes out too*

Kirei: And so, Victims 4 and 5 have been taken…

Bakura: *maniacal laughter* …That so doesn't sound right in my female voice… *shudders*

Yami: *snorts back laughter*

Bakura: *glare*

Yami: *shuts up*

Rikoh: *suddenly falls out of the closet she had been stuck in, dazed* @_@

Yami: …Found her.

Rikoh: *gets up* Air!!! I can BREATHE!!!!!

Kirei: So, you were in there the whole time?

Rikoh: I was stuck, thank you very much! ><

Bakura: In your own house?

Rikoh: Don't mock me! I have connections with the Authoress!

Authoress: Do you like what I did to him?

Rikoh: Hah! You're a girl, Bakura!

Bakura: How very observant of you…

Authoress: Hey! Don't you make fun of her! I have other powers too!

Bakura: O_O *shuts up*

Kirei: Rikoh, if you were stuck, why didn't you bang on the door and yell for help? We would have come to your rescue.

Rikoh: I did! …Then I slipped on a coat and was knocked out.

Yami/Bakura/Kirei/Authoress: *anime style fall*

Authoress: *sigh* Wow… I grant you the power to be less… Should I say clumsy or ditzy?

Bakura: I say both.

Authoress: I say you shut up!

Bakura: You asked! I answered! ><

Authoress: Can't you tell when a woman is thinking out loud to herself? You are one!

Yami: *starts laughing again*

Bakura: *crosses arms* Wow… I never knew how difficult it was to cross your arms with a chest…

Rikoh/Kirei/Authoress: *anime style fall*

Bakura: What? I'm just getting used to this body, ok?! ><

Yami: *snickering*

Bakura: Hey Rikoh, aren't you thirsty after being stuck in that closet for so long?

Rikoh: *thinks* You know what? I am. I think I'll have a soda…

Bakura: *nearly falls* Agh! You're supposed to want punch!

Rikoh: Nah, I'm in the mood for something else… And now that you said that, I'm staying far away from the punch bowl. *walks into the kitchen, opens the fridge, and sees lemonade* …Since when do we have lemonade?

Authoress: A little gift from me.

Rikoh: ^^ Thanks I love lemonade! *drinks it*

Kirei: …Lemonade? But that-

Rikoh: *comes out smiling and hyper*

Kirei: *sigh* And so we reach the end of Victim number 6…

Bakura: *tries maniacal laugher again* … Still sounds so wrong…

~END CHAPTER~

Ok, I didn't want to put too much in this chappie or I wouldn't have anything for the next ones! Acire gets recognition for reviewing (not to mention the only one who did). Thank you again! As promised, you get your sugar! *gives Acire packets of sugar* I hope you enjoy getting hyper off it! Btw, if you're confused, I decided to put the author's note at the end this time. It seems to be working out pretty well. ^^;;;;; Though, I have to leave the disclaimer up there so I don't get sued…. *sigh* Oh well. Please review people! This time I offer you the joy of pixie sticks!