Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Insanity's Plot ❯ The One Left Standing ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: See, this time I didn't forget it! I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! I don't own most of my witty jokes. Sadly, I don't even own my own house. Ok, it's not sad; I'm only 14.

 

Forgive me for my edits, I must not have been paying attention when I was writing this.

Insanity's Plot

 

Yami: Great… We're the only two left!

Ryou: *walks in with an armful of brightly coloured streamers* I told you, Yugi, they ain't gonna attack you again!

Kirei: Ryou using improper English?! It's a sign of the apocalypse!

Yugi: What?! The world is ending?! AH!!!!!!!!!!! TO THE SANCTUARY!!!!!!!!!! *runs into the same closet as before and slams the door* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs out and one piece of a streamer falls behind him*

Ryou: *sigh* I don't understand what he's so- O_O ………. ^_^ BALLOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUZZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets out balloons and helium tank and starts filling multiple balloons*

Kirei: It just had to happen…

Yami: Of course. Today, I believe anything is possible. Even flying cows.

Flying Cow: *flies over Yami's head* MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami: *twitch* I give up…

Marik: *flings open the basement door* Do not fear, for, from Ishtar Inc. comes this very stylish bull's-eye!

*silence*

Marik: I said, “comes this very stylish bull's-eye!”

*again*

Marik: What the hell's taking you so long, Malik?!

Malik: *finally appears with one of the two oversized targets* You know, it's not as easy as it looks to carry these things up 30 steps!

Bakura: Who has a staircase with 30 steps?! O_o

Yami: I don't know; why don't you tell us since you kinda live here?

Bakura: Shut up, Pharaoh! I'm more mature than you! >< *sticks tongue out at Yami*

Kirei: Well, that was stupid.

Bakura: …Oops.

Yami: *laughs, yet again (man, he's got the giggles or something)*

Malik: *appears with the second target* So, where are the victims?

Kirei: Which victims?

Marik: The ones passed out, of course!

Kirei: Well, we have Otogi, Jou, Honda, Sai, and Anzu.

Malik/Marik: *look around to see the 3 drunkards passed out* O_o

Yami: Bakura's doing. He spiked the punch.

Marik: Good job! And you got away with it too!

Bakura: Yep! With permission from the authoress.

Authoress: I'll let it go once, but not twice. “Authoress” is a title! CAPITALIZE IT!!!!!!!! ><

Bakura: Meep! Ok! With permission from the Authoress.

Authoress: That's better.

Malik: *had already cuffed Anzu and Sai to the targets* So… What are we chucking at them?

Marik: …Um……..

Bakura: Some evil genius! You forgot part two of the two part plan!

Marik: Shut up, Lara Croft!

Bakura: *opens mouth for a come back, stops to think, then comes up with one* Yeah, well at least she's hot!

Yami: -_-;;; Please shoot me if he ever says something like that again.

Malik: Will do!

Marik: So, what should we throw at our hostages?

Bakura: Knives?

Marik: No, we don't want to kill them yet.

Yami: Apples?

Marik: Apples?!

Yami: It's a suggestion.

Malik: How about rocks?

Marik: Wow, you people are pathetic! You can't come up with even one decent idea!

Authoress: I don't see you trying.

Marik: Shut the fuck up, you write my script!

Authoress: And I write many other things…

*another bright light suddenly flashes and now Marik is a girl*

Marik: *very girlish voice* What the-?!

Authoress: Do not doubt the almighty and supreme powers of the authoress!

Bakura: Hah! Now see who has the last laugh!

Malik: I do. *starts laughing hysterically at his yami*

Marik: I feel so… so… so degraded!

Authoress: Care to take that back?

Marik: T.T Don't bother me! I'm having a mental breakdown!

Ryou: *is suddenly hugging Marik* Don't cry little girl; it'll be ok.

Marik: *jumps away from Ryou* Gyah! Get the hell away from me!

Ryou: Now that's not nice.

Kirei: Where the hell did you come from?!

Ryou: My mother.

Kirei: -_-;;;;

Marik: It's me, you baka!

Ryou: *blink* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're a GIRL, Marik!

Marik: Thank you, Sir Points-Out-The-Obvious-Alot.

Ryou: I'd be quiet if I were you, Madame.

Marik: >< GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*suddenly, from the other room comes a loud thud and a familiar sounding “Ow!”*

Yugi: *runs in crying and hugs Yami* Yami, it was so terrible! The remote was on top of the TV and I couldn't reach it, so I jumped for it a few times. I actually hit it, but jumped so high that I lost my balance and I landed on my bum and now it's so far back I can't see it!

All: -_-;;;;

Yami: *pulls Yugi off of him, walks into the other room, takes the remote off of the TV, and hands it to Yugi*

Yugi: *gasp* Thanks, Yami! You're the best! *hugs him and runs off to watch TV*

Yami: o.o This day couldn't get worse, could it?

Rikoh: *had been running around and crashes into Yami* Hi-lo! *gets up and runs off* … *tries running backwards, but trips on the rug* Owww….

Kirei: -_-;;;;

Rikoh: Oh yeah! The Authoress told me to tell you something, Yami!

Yami: …And?

Rikoh: I forget. ^^;;;

Yami: Then that's no help!

Rikoh: *gets up but trips on… nothing* I remember!

Kirei: Wow, that's the first time hitting your head as actually made you smarter.

Rikoh: She told me to tell you that there's something in the basement for you!

Yami: What is it?

Rikoh: Like I'm supposed to know! Happy travels! *runs off, but not before tripping over some random object*

Yami: The basement? But I don't wanna go in there!

Bakura: What… are you scared?

Yami: No! It's just that it technically doesn't exist, so what happens if it goes away and I'm in it?

Marik: Then you disappear forever, which I can't wait for!

Yami: You're so kind, Marik.

Marik: Of course!

Ryou: *is suddenly dressed for a camping trip* Alright, all who have even the smallest backbone, this way!

All: O_o

Ryou: I said, “this way!” *starts down the stairs*

Yami: This is my journey! Mine! >< *runs down after Ryou*

Marik: I have to see this…. *follows*

Malik: *devious smile and walks down a hallway*

Kirei: *sigh* Looks like it's just you and me, Bakura. ….Bakura?

Bakura: *from behind her* Here I am!

Kirei: AH!!!! Don't scare me like that!

Bakura: Sorry. I found cookies! *holds up a plate of chocolate chip cookies*

Kirei: ^_^ Yey!! *eats a lot*

Bakura: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: And so, Victim number 7 joins the dark side…

Bakura: O_o Where the hell did you come from?!

Yugi: The backyard. Look! I found a frog! *holds up frog*

Bakura: ….And?

Yugi: … It's a frog! ^_^

Bakura: Why don't you and Sir HopsAlot go find something better to do than bug me?

Yugi: But this is so much fun!

Bakura: Go! Now!

Yugi: *runs into the backyard to play with Sir HopsAlot*

Kirei: Hey Bakura, I was just thinking… You'd look good in makeup.

Bakura: O_O You're staying the hell away from me with that girly stuff!

Kirei: Well, you're a girl now, so why not?

Bakura: `Cause it's just so wrong!

Kirei: Oh, I'll show you wrong. *pulls out chains*

Bakura: O_o This is gonna be a long day…

*to the basement!*

Ryou: *hits flashlight a few times* Damn! My battery is dead!

Malik: You do know there's lights down here. *flips the switch*

Ryou: *shields his eyes* Ahhh! Why is the Sun so bright?

Yami: Ryou… That's the ceiling light…

Ryou: *takes away hands* Oh. Oh well. Onward, troops! *continues deeper into the basement*

~a few minutes later~

Marik: I'm beginning to wonder if this place ever ends…It seems like we've been walking for miles!

Yami: We can still see the door from here…

Marik: You mean that tiny speck in the distance?

Yami: Yep. Now let's go. The sooner we find this thing, the faster we get out.

Marik: *sigh*

Ryou: Troop, come quick! I think we've stumbled upon something!

Yami/Marik: *shrug and catch up to Ryou*

Ryou: Look here! There's a piece of paper on the ground. *picks it up* It's a clue!

Marik: What does it say?

Ryou: Nothing! It's completely blank! But it must be a clue! Come, we move on! *starts up again*

Yami: I'm starting to worry about that boy…

Marik: He finds a blank paper but totally misses the real clue. *sigh* That's sad, considering it's so conspicuous.

~END CHAPTER~

*cue sinister piano music* Ooh, I'm so evil! Now you will all ponder what Malik is doing, what this clue is, and just what I sent Yami into the basement for! Now all I have to do is think of something… ^^;;; Oh well, please review and maybe give some suggestions. *sniff* I have no reviewers to thank from the last chappie…

 

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