Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Insanity's Plot ❯ A Fight, A Maze, And A... Proposal?! ( Chapter 4 )

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Insanity's Plot

 

Marik: *sweatdrops* I can't believe he walked right past this…

Yami: *takes the neon green piece of paper hanging from the ceiling by a string labeled “clue”* Marik of course you tag along. You have nothing better to do than follow your Pharaoh.

Marik: *annoyed* Excuse me?

Yami: What? I'm reading off the clue!

Marik: Oh, good. I thought you were making fun of your obvious superior.

Yami: My superior?! This is your Pharaoh you're talking to!

Marik: You couldn't beat me even if you tried.

Yami: Name the game!

Marik: Is that a challenge?

Yami: I don't know; I don't fight girls.

Marik: Grrrr! That's it! Ro-Sham-Bo right now!

Yami: You're on!

Yami: *ro*

Marik: *bo*

Yami: Muaha! Do not challenge the King of Games and expect to win!

Marik: >.> Best 2 out of 3.

*back upstairs*

Kirei: Perfect! ^^ *shows Bakura a mirror*

Bakura: Gyah! Not perfect! Get it off me!!! >.< There's too much shadow on my left eye, the liner makes my eyes look too big, and this shade of lipstick is so not my color!

Kirei: O.o … How would you know?

Bakura: Damnit! I'm even starting to think like a girl now! Authoress, please change me back!

Authoress: He did say “please”…

Kirei: Ok, it's good enough for me!

*sudden flash of light and Bakura is no longer a girl*

Bakura: Yey! ^^

*another flash of light and nothing happens*

Authoress: *blink* That wasn't my doing…

Kirei: Of course not! I took a picture of Bakura wearing make up as a guy.

Bakura: You did WHAT?!

Kirei: Toodles! *runs off to get the film developed*

Bakura: She is so dead the minute she steps foot in here…

*and to the basement again!*

Marik: Best 7 out of 12!

Yami: Damnit, Marik, we've been at it for nearly half an hour and you haven't won a single one! Just admit defeat.

Marik: Never! Not to the likes of you!

Yami: Fine. Then let's continue with something other than Ro-Sham-Bo.

Ryou: I've got a deck of cards.

Marik: Gyah! I thought you'd gotten yourself lost by now!

Ryou: Nope! After 20 minutes of going in circles, I realized that you two couldn't possibly be in 2 places at once.

Yami: *sigh* Just give us the cards…

Ryou: *does so*

Marik: War?

Yami: War.

Ryou: War?!

Marik/Yami: Not that kind of war! >.<

*to Malik (wherever he may be…)*

Malik: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now that I've finally completed my “Super-Secret-Whomp-O-Matic” machine, everyone must bow to my will!

Super-Secret-Whomp-O-Matic (now to be known as SSWOM): *whomps Malik in the back of the head*

Malik: *rubs back of head* I decide who to whomp, not you! >.<

SSWOM: *whomps Malik in the leg*

Malik: Fine! You decide! Geez, so picky… *sticks tongues out at the SSWOM*

SSWOM: *whomps him yet again*

Malik: OW! >.> I hate you…

*to the rather pissed off… and bored Bakura*

Bakura: *sigh* So… What ever happened to my Sennen Ring?

Authoress: *appears before Bakura wearing aforementioned Item*

Bakura: O.o You look much different than I pictured you…

Authoress: Forgetting something? *fingers the Ring*

Bakura: Oh yeah! Give it back! >.<

Authoress: But it's so pretty.

Bakura: That's the reason I killed Mahado and stole it from him!

Authoress: *gasp* Murderer!

Bakura: You knew that already. >.<

Authoress: So?

Bakura: Give me my Ring back now!

Authoress: Catch, Rikoh! *throws said Item to Rikoh who had just walked in*

Rikoh: *throws an engagement ring at Bakura's feet* Fine, take it! I didn't love you anyways!

Bakura: O.o Did I really propose to you?

Rikoh: Yeah. One night we were both drunk, you more that me though.

Bakura: When?!

Rikoh: Hmm… About 3 weeks ago.

Bakura: Did I really PROPOSE?!

Rikoh: Nope! ^^ I just wanted to see your face and believe me, it was priceless.

Bakura: *sigh* Well, now that that's done and over with, can I have my SENNEN Ring back?

Rikoh: I'd give it to you if I had it, but I don't.

Bakura: What do you mean?

Rikoh: I dunno, I just don't have it.

Bakura: The Authoress threw it to you. Don't tell me you and your baka butter-fingers dropped it!

Rikoh: I never caught it. ^^;;; And when did she throw it?

Bakura: *sighs and pulls out a script* It says, quote, “Authoress: Catch, Rikoh! *throws said Item to Rikoh who had just walked in*” unquote.

Rikoh: *pulls out her own script* Ah, I see. Well, it must've gone over my head…

*and back again to the basement that should not exist!*

Marik: Damnit, I hate you Pharaoh!

Yami: Then surrender to me.

Marik: *overly dramatic* Never!

Yami: *sigh* What shall I beat you at next?

*suddenly the basement around them disappears and takes Ryou with it*

Marik: I know what this is. The Authoress is trying to get us to put aside our differences, stop bickering, and start working together to find a way out. Well there's no way in all the hells that I'd lower myself to being acquaintances with you! I'm going this way! *walks left*

Yami: Then I'm going this way! *walks right*

Both: *walk right into invisible walls*

Marik: What the hell?!

Yami: Damnit, she put us in a maze! >.<

Marik: Well, I'll be the one who finds the right way out. And when you find yourself stuck, don't come crying to me!

Yami: I won't have to if I get out before you! Which I will!

Marik: I wouldn't count on it if I were you!

Yami: I would `cause I've got 2 metallic silver Sharpies! *has one in each hand and is making marks on all the walls he's passed already*

Marik:….Damn you Pharaoh! Damn you to Hell!

Yami: I'm the God of Hell! And by the way, you might want to start looking for an exit.

Marik: DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*back to the existing realm*

Ryou: *appears in mid air, just above Bakura and falls*

Bakura: GYAH! Ryou, get your ass off me! What was that for?!

Ryou: Dunno… I just appeared in the air and fell.

Bakura: Don't expect me to believe that.

Ryou: It's true though! Ow! *pulls the Sennen Ring out from under him*

Bakura: O.O You stole my Ring!

Ryou: Our Ring.

Bakura: >.> Whatever, just give it here.

Ryou: No way! I may be hyper, but I'm not stupid!

Bakura: *muttering curses*

Authoress: Ryou, you wanna be a sweetie and give the Ring to me?

Ryou: O.O Ours! All ours! You shall not take the Precious from us! We will not let you!

Authoress: That was such a bad imitation…

Ryou: She mocks us, Precious! She mocks us!

Bakura: >.> Just hand it over now.

Ryou: No! We won't let you have it! *runs away*

Authoress: Well that was… interesting.

Bakura: >.> I still don't have my Ring back…

Kirei: Oh, what's the big deal anyway? It's just a gold medallion with special powers.

Bakura:…My point exactly.

Kirei: Pshah.

Bakura: Wait… Kirei, I'm going to kill you! Where's the negative?!

Kirei: Toodles! *runs to a room and locks the door*

Bakura: *runs over and starts banging on the door* Damnit, open this door this instant! I will not stand for this!

Kirei: I don't have to listen to you.

Bakura: Yes you do or this door is going down!

Kirei: Try your best.

Bakura: Grrrrr… *starts pounding on the door, not making a mark* … What's this door made of?

Kirei: Steel! ^_^

Bakura: O.o Why?

Kirei: `Cause!

Bakura: … `Cause why?

Kirei: Just because!

Bakura: This is getting no where fast… *starts picking the lock* You forgot that I'm an expert at this stuff.

Kirei: No I didn't.

Bakura: Huh? *gets the lock undone* See? *tries opening the door but can't push it more than a centimeter open* Wtf?

Kirei: I put the desk in front of it! ^^ Now you can't get me!

Bakura: *starts pounding on the door again* DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*and yet again, into the realm of non-existence*

Yami: *marks a dead end with a large “D” and then heads back to another opening* So how's your futile attempt going, Marik?

Marik: Shut up! >.< *is wandering helplessly*

Yami: HAHAHAHAHA-*markers run out* …NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marik: HAHAHAHA!! Now we're even!

Yami: Nope! I've still got 2 paint markers in my pocket! *pulls out the two*

Marik: You do know that they're black, right?

Yami: *looks at them* Grrrrr…. Oh well, I still have 2 more silver ones! *pulls them out*

Marik: O.o What are you, a marker shop? And what's with you and the color silver?

~END CHAPTER~

A/N: Ok, wow. Sorry. So much has happened between my last update and now. Like a trip to Italy, two break ups, several new manga releases, finals, regents (@_@), and a lot of other junk. I'm running out of ideas, so you people better start giving me some or this story's ending short! So now that I finally found time and inspiration and given my reviewers a threat, I'll give all reviewers of this chapter each a can of frosting!