Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Love or Bloodlust? ❯ Emperor ( Chapter 2 )
Lord InuYasha: Hi, sorry about the mix-up. I was thinking about another account when I wrote the first chapter. Also, Dark Raven is my alter ego. Now here is a word from my alter ego.
DR: Waz happenin this is Dark Raven speakin. Before that goodie goodie changes his mind and locks me up again, I'd like to give everyone a rifle. Except Tea.Ready, aim, FIRE!!!!!!! `Bang'
*Tea falls dead spilling blood.*
Demons in my head: YAY!!!! Blood Orgy!!!!!!!!
DR: And you think I'm crazy?!?!?!?!? I'm just psychotic. They're insane!!!!
Lord InuYasha: That's enough from you. *Points gun* Bang.
DR: You can't get rid of me. I am you!!!!!!
Lord InuYasha: I know, I just wanted to shoot you.
DR: Why you… I'll make you dump Cari.
Lord InuYasha: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL LET YOU TALK WHENEVER YOU WANT JUST NOT
THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DR: Ok.
Yugi: Does this mean he is the boss?
DR: YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DR&LI: JUST DO THE DISCLAIMER SLAVE!!!!!!!
Yugi: WHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Neither Lord InuYasha24 or Dark Raven own Yugioh or it's cast. But they still boss me around.
DR: Yugi. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO WASH MY CAR, NOT PLAY WITH YAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: YAMI!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: Oh no I'm not getting into this.
Yugi: MEANIE!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi slowly stirred. `Where am I he thought?' He looked around and saw that he was in his own room. `how did I get here? The last thing I remember is… THE VAMPIRE KNOCKING ME OUT!!!!!!!!!'
"I thought I asked you not to call me vampire." Said a voice and Yami materialized from the shadows.
"What did you do? You took me home and bit me didn't you??!?!?!?! I asked you very nicely not to bite me but no, you did anyway. Then again, I guess you couldn't help yourself; you are a bloodthirsty vampire after all…"said Yugi.
"Relax, I didn't bite you, and I can control myself, unlike others," said Yami, "besides, I ask before I bite. If I did bite you, why would you be hungry for pizza?"
Yugi stared for a moment. "Wait. How did you know I was hungry and I called you vampire in my head."
"I can read minds of course." said Yami.
"Oh," Yugi said thoughtfully, "sorry I called you a bloodthirsty vampire. I didn't know."
"It's ok. Lots of people think the same thing," Yami said cheerfully, "but first food, then questions."
Yami pointed at a table. Yugi gasped as he saw the once empty table stack up with his favorite pizza, Canadian bacon and pineapple.
"I trust that this is your favorite pizza? I know it's mine," said Yami.
Yugi just stared and nodded. How could Yami know so much about him?
"H-how did'ya know?" he mumbled.
"I can read your mind, I know a lot about you." Yami said.
"Like what?" asked Yugi.
"Let's see. You're 16, bisexual, love playing games, hate people who are mean, love wolves…" Yami
started.
"Everyone knows that, tell me something no one knows." Yugi said.
"You're a virgin in the male\male department, lost your male\female virginity to Serenity. By the way, Joey
would kill you if he found out. Anyway, you had a crush on Joey and Tristan last month, and had a wet dream about a three-way with them and…"
"OK OK OK OK. I get it you can read minds. The me and Serenity thing got me conveinced." Yugi stuttered. "Now, tell me about yourself."
"My name is Yami, I'm a R class vampire, I'm the Tal-mach-tim, I came to protect you, I'm 20, I've reigned for 15 years…"
"Wait,R class is royal right? Tal-mach-tim, isn't that old tongue for Vampire Emperor?!?!" Yugi stuttered.
"Yeah, but don't tell I'm here, I needed to get away from the palace, and I was wondering if I could crash here for a while. Then I could protect you better." Said Yami.
"Yes sir, your greatness, your honor, your excellence, please don't kill me." Yugi said.
"Relax, don't call me sir or anything like that. I am not going to hurt you I came to protect you. Why would I hurt one that looks so much like me?" Yami said.
Yugi looked at the emperor and saw that he did look like him. His hair was almost the same, but had a little more blond. His face was sharper, and his eyes were crimson. Then he was taller, but besides that he was little Yugi's clone. Yugi was turned on for some reason.
"Why do I look like you?" he asked.
"I don't know," answered Yami, "but for now, you need to sleep. Don't make me knock you out again."
Yugi laid down in bed and fell asleep in a few seconds.
"Sleep tight little one, I'll protect you." said Yami before he vanished into the shadows.
Outside, a figure leapt from the tree. "You don't know how much trouble you are in emperor, you best guide him well."